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Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Forum: Relationships, Emotional Crises, Anxiety, and Depression — Meet and support others who are affected by these issues around breast cancer fears, diagnosis and treatment.

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45 AM

SandyAust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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Apr 23, 2012 11:02 AM veggy wrote:

 

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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Apr 23, 2012 01:37 PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

VEGGY!!!!  Love the new pic!!!!  You gots some sassy sas to ya honey!

The Fuzzy Lemon
Diagnosis: 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIc, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Apr 23, 2012 02:45 PM sas-schatzi wrote:

Still can't see well Protect me from any predators that might try for mu tail feathers. C:UCK C:UCK> L&H        shei;a

SAS
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Apr 23, 2012 02:54 PM veggy wrote:

These guys will watch your tail feathers, Sas!

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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Apr 24, 2012 01:26 AM Nancynow wrote:

Maud, you kill me with the kitty pics (Veggy too).

Uh Veggy?  What are those creepy looking things?  Scary looking owls?  I just met tonight's nightmare. LOL.

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Apr 24, 2012 07:43 AM madpeacock wrote:

Oh, LOVE the owls!! 

Nightmare, this is Nancy. Nancy - nightmare. LOL. 

""Bazinga." Diagnosis: 08/17/11 IDC 1.7 cm, Grade 2, Stage Ic, ER+/PR+, HER2- (now negative on retest - YAY!), 0/4 nodes, Mammosite completed 10/21/11. Oncotype = 8. Tamoxifen 11/1/11.
Diagnosis: 8/17/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 2, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Apr 24, 2012 06:56 PM veggy wrote:

Until they find a cure for stupid...

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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Apr 24, 2012 07:02 PM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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Apr 24, 2012 08:59 PM, edited Apr 24, 2012 09:04 PM by Ruby-


Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Apr 27, 2012 11:39 AM, edited Apr 27, 2012 11:41 AM by Stormynyte

Just got this one in an e-mail...

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by
79% and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.  

79%!? That seems pretty high to me. 

My grandma also told me the other day that eating one Brazil nut a day will keep men from getting prostrate cancer. 


Diagnosis: 10/28/2011, IDC, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Apr 28, 2012 04:25 PM cat61 wrote:

I love it Maud ! to funny ;)

catno
Diagnosis: 4/17/2012, IDC
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May 1, 2012 08:04 PM Nancynow wrote:

Three days without any posts here.  Is there another shoe sale I wasn't invited to?

Stormynyte, LOL...if we only knew!  I really LOL'd about your grandma's comment. 

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May 1, 2012 08:23 PM Alyson wrote:

Don't think anyone is home, must be out on the town.

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes
Diagnosis: 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 1, 2012 10:29 PM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 12:47 AM veggy wrote:

Me!

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 12:53 AM veggy wrote:

WoW!

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 01:00 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 01:12 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 01:18 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 01:19 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 01:29 AM veggy wrote:

Good Night!

     

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 02:09 AM Alyson wrote:

Good night veggy sleep well.

Think there's just me hanging around the hen house.

Please pass the asparagus I scared of being alone.

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes
Diagnosis: 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 05:20 AM mostlymom wrote:

veggy - i dearly love your fantastic pics - you brighten up my day!

martha

tread gently.... Mammo & Ultrasound, 2-8-11. Needle Core Biopsy, 2-17-11. Lumpectomy 3-16-11. Completed 25 rads & 8 boosts Aug 5, 2011.
Diagnosis: 2/23/2011, IDC, <1cm, Stage Ia, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 10:00 AM Ruby- wrote:

LoL Veggie !!

this catzzz having a bhhaaaad day

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 10:13 AM Ruby- wrote:

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 10:17 AM, edited May 2, 2012 10:30 AM by Ruby-

This pic is dedicated to Essa Smile

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 10:21 AM kingjr66 wrote:

real funny pics ladies.  Needed a good laugh

The mind has tremedous healing power. Never give up. Nov 2011 tubular carcinoma grade 1, grade 1 DCIS, oncotype score 13, no chemo, 6 wks rads, nagative brca results
Diagnosis: 11/25/2011, DCIS, <1cm, Stage I, Grade 1, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 10:25 AM veggy wrote:

I love the "I hate everything" kitty.

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 10:34 AM Ruby- wrote:

Me too King 

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 10:38 AM Ruby- wrote:

Me too Veggy Wink

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

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