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Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Forum: Relationships, Emotional Crises, Anxiety, and Depression — Meet and support others who are affected by these issues around breast cancer fears, diagnosis and treatment.

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45 AM

SandyAust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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May 2, 2012 11:00 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 11:02 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 11:03 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 11:11 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 11:39 AM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 12:09 PM Ruby- wrote:

ZAM TARED
 
ZOING TO ZEB, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
 
 
 
Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 2, 2012 07:34 PM, edited May 2, 2012 07:39 PM by sas-schatzi

MAUD WHEN TO THE GLANDS DEVELOP ON SKUNKS?

ESSA'S HERE ---I WONDERED WHERE SHE GOT OFF TOO? WHAT'S WORSE ID I FORGET WHERE WE WERE TOGETHER HMMMMMM

MAUD AND VEGGY----IT'S ONE THING FOR US TO "GET" THESE PICS, THINK OF THE MIND THAT MADE THEM UP..BREWGKKKKKKKTHEY MUST REALLY BE SMOKING ASPARAGUS.,

SAS
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May 2, 2012 10:09 PM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 2, 2012 10:10 PM veggy wrote:

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 3, 2012 12:59 AM Alyson wrote:

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes
Diagnosis: 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 03:18 AM sas-schatzi wrote:

NOT ME ----------BUT WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

SAS
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May 3, 2012 08:52 AM madpeacock wrote:

Rooty toot toot...

""Bazinga." Diagnosis: 08/17/11 IDC 1.7 cm, Grade 2, Stage Ic, ER+/PR+, HER2- (now negative on retest - YAY!), 0/4 nodes, Mammosite completed 10/21/11. Oncotype = 8. Tamoxifen 11/1/11.
Diagnosis: 8/17/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 2, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 09:58 AM, edited May 4, 2012 08:06 AM by Ruby-

Dunnot know Sas about the glands, am sure Essa nos

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 10:00 AM Ruby- wrote:

SAS, is it true ??

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 10:07 AM Ruby- wrote:

It was I who farted, ha ha ha ha ha

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 10:10 AM Ruby- wrote:

Essa, another cute one for you !!

 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 11:23 AM veggy wrote:

Maud - Love the sknks especialy the baby! Too cute!

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 3, 2012 05:00 PM Linda-n3 wrote:

Well, I started off today with an average attitude, had a few laughs with friends over lunch, then came back to check on my BC sisters.  Was directed to this thread by a few of you (SAS, Veggy, etc.) and I am just LMAO!!!!  You have given me the biggest belly laughs since I sat through seasons 1 and 2 of The Big Bang Theory over Christmas break last year!!  Will try to contribute soon.  Many thanks and lots of hugs! 

Linda
Diagnosis: 7/14/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 19/23 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2012 05:49 PM veggy wrote:

Linda - (((hugs!)))

Diagnosis 5/26/09 *Chemo 6/9/09 - 10/6/09 *Lumpectomy 12/1/09* Grade 2b* Nodes 1/17* Triple Negative* Thyroid surgery 4/12/10
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May 4, 2012 08:10 AM kingjr66 wrote:

OK, who started this topic

The mind has tremedous healing power. Never give up. Nov 2011 tubular carcinoma grade 1, grade 1 DCIS, oncotype score 13, no chemo, 6 wks rads, nagative brca results
Diagnosis: 11/25/2011, DCIS, <1cm, Stage I, Grade 1, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 4, 2012 08:42 AM, edited May 4, 2012 08:44 AM by Ruby-

Lol King

ifferent strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way. 

Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 6, 2012 04:35 PM Bluebird-Essa wrote:

OMG I came  back just in time for skunkies. 

Skunk pics on my blog

PET SKUNKS FOR SALE

Here's some of my favorites, these are my skunks.

this is Hubby teasing Baby Jeronimo.

"Can I have your bean?"

"No."

This is Jeronimo headed into the bathroom to use his litter pan, if someone was in there he banged on the door.

 Sequoia (Pooh) and Jeronimo (Baby) hated ttheir new bother Sage.  HATED him!

The caption for this one is 

""I know, let's dig him out of there and KILL HIM."

 

".....a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around.” Carolyn Birmingham quote
Diagnosis: 7/15/2011, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 3, 1/11 nodes, ER+/PR+
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May 6, 2012 04:45 PM Bluebird-Essa wrote:

Really need to write more stories and add more pictures to my blog for the skunkies.  Now that we are moved in and I have Internet here at new house, I will take time to be creative.

So, I am back.  Moved a whole house.  Just brought essentials and furniture to serve for a year.  

Last posted four pages back, read a lot of posts.

And yes, there are people and dogs that mistake skunks for cats, especially if they are desaced.  Desacing usually takes place at 6 weeks, pretty safe and noninvasive at that age but no vet wants to do it in their office even then LOL.  Even after a domestic skunk is desaced, they can poo the scent, but not all are as strongly scented.  My Pooh smelled like vanilla coffee, my Baby smelled like blown up hard-boiled eggs when they tried to spray and couldn't.  

".....a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around.” Carolyn Birmingham quote
Diagnosis: 7/15/2011, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 3, 1/11 nodes, ER+/PR+
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May 6, 2012 05:25 PM chabba wrote:

Diane,  One of my fond memories from childhood is watching my Uncle Hj's wild skunks.  They lived under his front porch which was ok since in the country no one ever used the front door, not even our preacher.  In the spring and summer the babies would play in the yard and I could watch from the window.  I was five and six when we lived in that area.  Somehow year after year there was always a family in residence---for at least 20 years that I personally know of and I've been told they were there many years before I was born.  They only time they ever sprayed was after Uncle was moved to a nursing home when I was in my 20's and his friends and relatives were cleaning out the house.  My guess is that there were just too many strangers!


Diagnosis: 5/25/2010, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 6, 2012 05:30 PM Bluebird-Essa wrote:

The best way to dis-lodge a wild skunk is a transistor radio on talk show, at medium volume, so as not to startle.

".....a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around.” Carolyn Birmingham quote
Diagnosis: 7/15/2011, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 3, 1/11 nodes, ER+/PR+
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May 6, 2012 05:40 PM chabba wrote:

Ahhhh, but uncle didn't want to dislodge them, he enjoyed watching them too.  And he always said - when I got older, could laugh with and had proven a certain amount of discretion, that they helped keep the more stupid of the gossips away. Wink  He even put out treats for them.  Don't remember what he gave but do remember watching them come running when he put out a dish for them. 

Diagnosis: 5/25/2010, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 6, 2012 05:50 PM Bluebird-Essa wrote:

Pooh was our wild life rehab gone wrong, he got pneumonia and sprayed our house from all the coughing. 

Yes, I could have used the cure back then.  Live-wired skunk in the house.  He also sprayed our daughter's dog when they were playing, he was a baby and got too excited.

This is Pooh when he was a spoiled young kit.

Well darn, the photo is not anywhere but on the blog in the revolving images.  So here is a link to see him, watch for a baby skunk with a my little pony and a box to play in, LOL.  Title of image is Love of my life.

And did you know the asparagus in the Midwest was mostly  freezing off all spring because of inclimate weather.  First we had 80 degrees during March then unseasonable colder in the real Spring, so very little asparagus, except for the lucky ones who covered theirs or had trees over their crop.  Will be a tame Spring, no smoking around here.

".....a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around.” Carolyn Birmingham quote
Diagnosis: 7/15/2011, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 3, 1/11 nodes, ER+/PR+
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May 7, 2012 07:00 AM Alyson wrote:

Just been sent this !! Can't happen here as we don't have hamsters but still funny.

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes
Diagnosis: 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 7, 2012 08:54 AM kingjr66 wrote:

Oh yes we do.........here he is........

o 

The mind has tremedous healing power. Never give up. Nov 2011 tubular carcinoma grade 1, grade 1 DCIS, oncotype score 13, no chemo, 6 wks rads, nagative brca results
Diagnosis: 11/25/2011, DCIS, <1cm, Stage I, Grade 1, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 7, 2012 09:49 AM Ruby- wrote:

Thank you Essa for the link, sounds like they make great little pets

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Lol Alyson Lol King 

Different strokes for different folks / The power that made the body heals the body. It happens no other way.
Diagnosis: 2010, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 1, 3/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

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