Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45 AM
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SandyAust wrote:
Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!
Who would have thought....YIPPEE. I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.
Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.
We could really have some fun with this. Any other suggestions? I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt. I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.
We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying. What are your suggestions???
Love Sandy
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Nov 29, 2012 11:05 PM marywh wrote:
Thank God the trap was in a bathroom that we never used. I just closed the bathroom door and didnt go back in there for years. Out of site out of mind. We have alot of outside pets now and I think that keeps the snakes away from the house pretty well.
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Nov 30, 2012 12:11 PM gardengumby wrote:
I've never been afraid of snakes, but that's only because where I live (Western Washington) there are no poisonous snakes. When I'm in other locales, if I see a snake I run the other way!!!
One time we were camping in California, and I was floating in this wonderful pool in the river. I felt something kinda tickle my tummy and realized that a snake had found my body to be a really nice warm pool for himself. I flung myself screaming onto shore.... I have no idea what kind of snake it was - but I probably scared it just about as much as it scared me.
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Nov 30, 2012 01:22 PM proudtospin wrote:
Garden, that is funny, glad you have a warm....tummy and I am betting a warm heart also!
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Nov 30, 2012 02:23 PM chabba wrote:
I have a fear of snakes that goes back to when I was about three. Mom had dressed me up in one of those dresses with a sash that tied in back. The sash was tied tightly with a double knot. We were at a Laidies Aid meeting and I had gone outside to play with my cousins kids who were boys 5 or 6 yrs older. They decided to put a bunch of garter snakes down my neck and of course the snakes got stuck at my waist and just wiggled around trying to get away. I ran into the house crying for help and when one of them intied the sash and the snakes fell on the floor, the ladies all started screaming and jumped up on the furniture. That scared me even more.
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Dec 1, 2012 11:49 AM veggy wrote:
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Cheesecake
Margarita
Cheesecake
Martini
Cheesecake
Cold Beer
Cheesecake
Mexican food
Cheesecake
French fries
Cheesecake
Pizza
Cheesecake
Ice cream
Cheesecake
Cup of tea
Cheesecake
Sex
Cheesecake
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
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Dec 1, 2012 11:53 AM veggy wrote:
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
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Dec 1, 2012 12:01 PM veggy wrote:
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Dec 1, 2012 08:48 PM Alyson wrote:
I really wish there was a like button, Just so funny Veggy.
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Dec 1, 2012 09:05 PM veggy wrote:
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Dec 1, 2012 09:06 PM veggy wrote:
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Dec 1, 2012 09:07 PM Alyson wrote:
If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes
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Dec 1, 2012 10:06 PM veggy wrote:
Cute! A veggy platter. I wish I had that much hair. I only have a little fuzz left.
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Dec 3, 2012 04:31 AM, edited Dec 6, 2012 03:30 PM
by Alyson
Maybe we need a hen party!!
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Dec 3, 2012 08:01 AM veggy wrote:
Here's the band!
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Dec 3, 2012 08:05 AM veggy wrote:
WE could dance all night!
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Dec 3, 2012 08:09 AM veggy wrote:
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Dec 3, 2012 03:37 PM SillyMama wrote:
Love those videos! As long as we're on the topic of talented animals, I'll post a link to a YouTube video that I received from a friend. Charming, if you like canine talent!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiblYa...
((hugs))
:-D My human kid is cute, too!
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Dec 6, 2012 03:25 PM veggy wrote:
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Dec 6, 2012 03:27 PM veggy wrote:
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Dec 6, 2012 03:57 PM cheryl1946 wrote:
veggy
You are one of the reasons I have this as a favorite topic; you make me laugh!
Thank you, Cheryl
DX 7/6/11 with stage IV at the start;mets to shoulder,sternum,and to chest wall. No surgery,rads,or chemo.
Dx 7/6/2011, IDC, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 2, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-Hormonal Therapy 07/10/2011 Femara
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Dec 6, 2012 05:54 PM luvmygoats wrote:
Veggy - Nice to see your humor. Hope it means you're feeling a bit better. ((((HUGS))))
SNB & Lumpectomy 2/21/12. Opted for no Oncotype due to very favorable pathology. 90% ER+. Rads finished 5/23/12. 28 + 5 boosts
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