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Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Forum: Relationships, Emotional Crises, Anxiety, and Depression — Meet and support others who are affected by these issues around breast cancer fears, diagnosis and treatment.

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 06:45AM

SandyAust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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Dec 25, 2012 01:29PM Alyson wrote:

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes

Dx 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Surgery 01/19/2007 Mastectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Chemotherapy 02/23/2007 Cytoxan, Ellence, fluorouracil, TaxolRadiation Therapy 08/10/2007 ExternalHormonal Therapy 08/10/2007 Femara
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Dec 31, 2012 05:16AM Alyson wrote:

2013 is here, hope its a good one! - well for me it is!!

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes

Dx 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Surgery 01/19/2007 Mastectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Chemotherapy 02/23/2007 Cytoxan, Ellence, fluorouracil, TaxolRadiation Therapy 08/10/2007 ExternalHormonal Therapy 08/10/2007 Femara
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Dec 31, 2012 08:28AM GmaFoley wrote:

I am alive for 2013, therefore it is a Happy New Year!!! Hope all have a great New Year!

happy new year

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage Ib, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Dec 31, 2012 04:00PM sam52 wrote:

Happy and Healthy New Year from UK......still 2 hours to go!

Keep laughing (and puffing)

dx Oct 2001 IDC 1.6cm, stage II, grade 3, 3/11 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

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Jan 7, 2013 12:27AM Alyson wrote:

Pass the asparagus please I really do need a puff.

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes

Dx 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Surgery 01/19/2007 Mastectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Chemotherapy 02/23/2007 Cytoxan, Ellence, fluorouracil, TaxolRadiation Therapy 08/10/2007 ExternalHormonal Therapy 08/10/2007 Femara
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Jan 7, 2013 07:13AM GmaFoley wrote:

They are probably too cute to smoke but how about these they look better  Alyson.. 

Can you all jump into my pocket tuesday afternoon - I have yearly mammo (with breast Lymphedema) - i don't look forward to it, but can't afford an MRI. I can't believe even with everything else (diagnostic mammos on the bad breast) that I haven't done a mammo on the left one... Rats - can't get out of it..

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage Ib, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 08:17AM veggy wrote:

Alyson - I am disturbed and I like it that way!

Gma - I'm in your pocket. Later this month I have to go for scans.

I got this letter from a "well meaning friend" telling me that she saw a program on PBS. She told me that onions when chopped produce some kind of chemical that prevents the forming of cancer cells. They have to be chopped raw for the chemical to form. And that mushrooms have something in them that helps irregular cells from absorbing nutrition so that they cn't grow into cancer cells. And someone she knows attributes eating beta carotene until her skin had that orange tint to curing her cancer. Someone PLEASE pass the asparagus!

Biography: "Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to." - Gilda Radner, Saturday Night Live *********** (Me -stage 4)

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Jan 7, 2013 11:53AM marywh wrote:

In your pocket too. I have pet scans on friday too. and the scary thing about it is that I have not had one bite  or puff, or squeeze of anything lately. My bad....

Dx 1/2008, IDC, 2cm, Stage IV, Grade 3, 2/3 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-Chemotherapy Adriamycin, CytoxanChemotherapy Doxil, XelodaSurgery 06/15/2008 Lumpectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Sentinel Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Radiation Therapy 09/01/2008 ExternalSurgery 08/05/2011 Mastectomy (Left)Chemotherapy 08/25/2012 Abraxane, carboplatin
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Jan 7, 2013 01:03PM Rosevalley wrote:

It is pouring rain, cold, grey and icky outside. I just started reading through this thread and can't stop laughing. I will never look at asparagus and lemons the same way again. My sides hurt this has been just what I needed. Thank goodness no one deleted this so others could read it through for an uplifting belly laugh. Just wonderful.

All the best to everyone 2013.

Dx 1/2/2007, ILC, 6cm+, Stage IIIa, Grade 1, 1/17 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Dx 4/2/2012, ILC, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 1, 1/17 nodes, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 01:58PM GmaFoley wrote:

I will bring the chocolate for the pet scans- Pocket party here I come!

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage Ib, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 03:50PM marywh wrote:

how bout brownies?wink wink puff puff....

Dx 1/2008, IDC, 2cm, Stage IV, Grade 3, 2/3 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-Chemotherapy Adriamycin, CytoxanChemotherapy Doxil, XelodaSurgery 06/15/2008 Lumpectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Sentinel Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Radiation Therapy 09/01/2008 ExternalSurgery 08/05/2011 Mastectomy (Left)Chemotherapy 08/25/2012 Abraxane, carboplatin
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Jan 7, 2013 04:15PM Bren58 wrote:

I just started reading this thread and tears are streaming down my face and I am about to wet myself. And I am only on page 2!!! If laughter is good medicine, then we should all be cured after reading through these!

I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength. Phillipians 4:13

Dx 7/4/2000, DCIS, Stage 0, Grade 3Dx 9/11/2012, IDC, 1cm, Stage IIb, Grade 3, 1/29 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2+Surgery 08/28/2000 Mastectomy (Both)Surgery 08/28/2000 Lymph Node Removal: Sentinel Lymph Node Dissection (Right)Surgery 12/05/2000 Reconstruction: Breast implants (permanent) (Both)Surgery 12/02/2009 Reconstruction: Breast implants (permanent), Nipple reconstruction (Both)Surgery 09/11/2012 Lymph Node Removal (Right)Targeted Therapy 11/30/2012 HerceptinChemotherapy 11/30/2012 carboplatin, TaxotereSurgery 04/25/2013 Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Right)Hormonal Therapy 07/25/2013 Arimidex
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Jan 7, 2013 05:10PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Seriously...this thread means so much to me. It helped me through a pretty rough spell and I met some incredible women here. Its fun to see people find this AND start from the beginning....its really the only way...
Now, when you get to the Recipe for the Cure...go ahead and pee your pants...Totally acceptable at that point.
CLUCK CLUCK MOTHER CLUCKERS!!!
PUFF PUFF....PASSSSSSSS

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities)

Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 06:42PM chabba wrote:

Good to see you Fuzzy.

Dx 5/25/2010, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 07:45PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Howdy Chabba!!
Passing to you: )

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities)

Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 08:31PM chabba wrote:

Thanks Fuzzy puff, puff, return.  And I'm trying to quit Embarassed

Dx 5/25/2010, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 7, 2013 09:46PM wintersocks wrote:

Completely Hilarious thread!! 

So enjoyed it, was laughing out loud and it's 4 in the morning here in the UK. ssh!

I have been so fragile with bc dx in 2012,.

It's been really great to have a laugh.

Thank-you to all.  

Dx 2/20/2012, IDC, 6cm+, Stage IIIa, Grade 2, 4/11 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-Chemotherapy 03/23/2012 Doxil, TaxotereSurgery 08/29/2012 Mastectomy (Right); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Right)Hormonal Therapy 09/10/2012 FemaraRadiation Therapy 09/16/2012 External
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Jan 7, 2013 10:19PM marywh wrote:

Im so glad to see this thread waking up a little. I need someplace to laugh. Theres been so many dreary winter days. Keep it up my fellow puffers!Wink

Dx 1/2008, IDC, 2cm, Stage IV, Grade 3, 2/3 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-Chemotherapy Adriamycin, CytoxanChemotherapy Doxil, XelodaSurgery 06/15/2008 Lumpectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Sentinel Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Radiation Therapy 09/01/2008 ExternalSurgery 08/05/2011 Mastectomy (Left)Chemotherapy 08/25/2012 Abraxane, carboplatin
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Jan 7, 2013 10:33PM Alyson wrote:

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes

Dx 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Surgery 01/19/2007 Mastectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Chemotherapy 02/23/2007 Cytoxan, Ellence, fluorouracil, TaxolRadiation Therapy 08/10/2007 ExternalHormonal Therapy 08/10/2007 Femara
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Jan 7, 2013 10:34PM veggy wrote:

Wintersocks - have you started from the beginning?

Biography: "Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to." - Gilda Radner, Saturday Night Live *********** (Me -stage 4)

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Jan 8, 2013 07:18AM GmaFoley wrote:

I need to go back but I am a very slow reader - so I just skipped to the end LOL... 

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage Ib, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 8, 2013 10:39AM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Veggy...I read through page 11 last night...just 'cause....it never gets old!

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities)

Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 8, 2013 11:58AM kathindc wrote:

Alyson, I love it.  Really needed to see that today. 

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Jan 8, 2013 02:44PM veggy wrote:

I really miss the stupidity here. I loved heckling and finding pictures.

Biography: "Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to." - Gilda Radner, Saturday Night Live *********** (Me -stage 4)

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Jan 8, 2013 03:09PM chabba wrote:

Veggy, Fuzzy - you two were part of the yeast that kept this place going.

Dx 5/25/2010, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 8, 2013 03:24PM veggy wrote:

Again today I was told to eat mushrooms because they cure cancer. My friend called and her husband got on the phone preaching to me about the miracles of mushrooms. I detest mushrooms. But here are some pretty ones. I think we have seen them here before.

Biography: "Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to." - Gilda Radner, Saturday Night Live *********** (Me -stage 4)

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Jan 8, 2013 05:39PM Alyson wrote:

Lucky frogs.

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes

Dx 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Surgery 01/19/2007 Mastectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Chemotherapy 02/23/2007 Cytoxan, Ellence, fluorouracil, TaxolRadiation Therapy 08/10/2007 ExternalHormonal Therapy 08/10/2007 Femara
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Jan 8, 2013 05:56PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Oh Chabba...you were in on the great story telling too!! It was so fun when we all added to it!!

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities)

Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 8, 2013 05:58PM veggy wrote:

I like those kinds of shrooms!

Biography: "Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to." - Gilda Radner, Saturday Night Live *********** (Me -stage 4)

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Jan 8, 2013 06:05PM Alyson wrote:

These are supposed to treat anxiety in cancer patients!!!!

If you are sent down a stony path God will give you strong shoes

Dx 12/19/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIc, Grade 2, 23/24 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-Surgery 01/19/2007 Mastectomy (Left); Lymph Node Removal: Axillary Lymph Node Dissection (Left)Chemotherapy 02/23/2007 Cytoxan, Ellence, fluorouracil, TaxolRadiation Therapy 08/10/2007 ExternalHormonal Therapy 08/10/2007 Femara

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