Topic: how about drinking?

Jul 12, 2012 10:17 PM Beanius wrote:

Evenin' Dollinks...get ready for a ketchup post and just skip any boring parts...the main ting is I hope you luvs are all doin great dis Thirst-Day eve and ready to Parteee Big tamari. 

Bernie - LOL at your pics and jokes! Love the Spice of Life!
And the time for wine!! And the fickin boat!

Juliet - How funny, the Stress pic of the dog!

Wahine - That is a relief that your mom's purse wasn't
stolen! I sure hope the packing for your parents goes smoothly. And I hope your
mom is healing after that fall. Good news too that you got some sleep finally.

Orange - Hope you are doing great and not in so much pain...we are happy you found us and wez all
happy we found eaches others here!! I hear ya bout getting picked up off the
floor, dez goilies did that for me so I am so effin lucky! Joining Goldie in
dis (((((ORANGE)))))! 4 months goes
by quick. Glad da pain med is helping. 3 surgs in 5 weeks is a lot!

DorK - Thanks for congrats on my new "crib" LOL! And thanks
for the wishes for DH and me (aka the battling Bixons, he he he). I do hope it's
a good move otherwise will have to get my rolling pin after him! J/K!!

Goldie - I just don't know if I cudda shown my boobs to my
mom...hummm?? I showed my sisters when they were all black and blue from surgery
and biopsys and I tink I freaked em out, so just keepen dem to mesef. I'm so
glad you could show your mom! That is so sweet! And yes, da  cabin is YOURS!! And we will have a lotta fun boozy parties there starting soooooon! Oooooo LOVE the DOTD LOG CABIN!!!! So
delicious and sweeeeeet, thank you!!

NM - LOL at mow the dog's yard!! Now, today is Thursday and
I'm hoping your meeting went great! So glad you sound like you are feeling good
and energetic. Love the SuperGlue DOTD too and great info on takin pain meds
for Orange! Hope the hospice work opens up, you would be fantastic, but then really at anything you do you are fantastic. Just hope you get what makes you happy. Oh, yikes at your push mower
and the riding one not working, sounds so hard! I have been out liming trees
with a pole pruner and it is so hard. We hava chain saw but I have never used
it before and it's so heavy I don't think I could. You are ALWAYS in my prays,
doll. Sure hope the job decision is what you want.

Kayfh - thanks for passing the bottle, hick-up!! Hope you will stay for da partee tamari.

Cyndielou - LOL at muting the phone to write us loungettes!
Okay, so only three days left from two days ago!!

Juliet - Oh good, more med advice on pain mgt, thank you!
Love mom's microphone! And the Mooo disorder!

Dofey - Yes, da cabin par-teeee is going wild and ebberyone
is invited and we have just a sheet load of booze and likker! Da Tenders have
said you and Goldie have been directin dem for Unde's Magic Party Bus tomorrow
too, so we all goin to hang with Unde and get small and silly and pinch her
docs butt, but only to make sure he's doing everything right for Unde. Thanks
for da toast to all good times ahead, I sure toast to dat for allz of us!!!

Where is Mrs V????

KatyDeHawainDwunk - tanks for the cabin weel weeshes!!

NM - love the 3'd eye opener!

Goldie - Excellent DOTD, Mango Mohitos is fabulous!!! And
the mango shrimp cocktail is excellent too. Thank you!!

Unde - Great attitude, the only way out is through. We be
wif you for surgery tomorrow!!

Cyn - It's gunna be a bit of a long move as we have stuff
all over the place, we are hoping to have it livable by Oct. There are a lotta
meeses and we may move some walls to make a better floor plan. A lot of these
log home kits are built so dat the insides can be built a lotta dif ways, the
structures are solid without inside walls, if that makes any sense.

Yeah, where has Chrissy been?

Dofey - how da new bathing suit?? Still so glad you are
geeting in da water! So happy you are feelin like a normal goil!!! YAY that is great
news!! Can I come to your swim party too, I promise not to cannon ball so my
thunder thighs do not splash all de water out!

Mema - Yay, you are back too! So you could show your mom
too, that is so kewl! I am sorry you miss her, and I totally understand, I miss
mine so much. And yes, so we will be in da cabin as soonliest as possible, and
I'm trying to keep a level head an not stress.

Juliet - love da fart kitties pic!

Howdy Bernie!!

NM - Another great post and wonderful DOTD...more mangos YAY!
Love the Mango Memories.

Goldie - that is a mighty cool place to swim! Love the Mango Colada ice cream and the Mango Papaya
Ice Cream Dqaquairi!! Yummmmy!!

Orange - Love the watermelon martini dwink...wodka is my fav, thank you!! Oh boy and a ginger ale
wodka wif bud light lime!!

Bernie - LOL Alcoholics-Unanimous!! So funny!!

Juliet - So funny the best friend peeing in da water! And
the wal mart Maxine!

Surfgirl - Welcome and pull up a bar stool, these are the
dang funniest chicks you will find and they have a buncha great hearts of love
too! We are way beyond depressed! Yeee Haw! Join the fun side of life and have
a big old wink! In dis bar we kick Mr. Rat F. Ba3tard to the curb and you are
in time to join us as the Magic Party Bus and Magic Party UFO are all on dere
way to be wif Unde tomorrow for her sugery. We all get very silly and very
small and we hide in da pockets of Unde's docs to make sure everything goes
right for her. We try not to be to giggly to annoy da doc, but just be dere to
keep an eye and to pinch da doc if he or she is cute. On da butt. Tee Hee!

Mags20487 - Big Gigantic Welcome to you too! Pull up a bar
stool and wudderya dwinkin? We will have the Tenders pour you annnnnnnyting
your heart desires!!

Okay, so the Bus and the UFO are ready, so we are heading
over to be wif our dollbaby Unde tomorrow.

I'm so essited we have a buncha new dwunking buds and I hope dey will get dere butts ready for the twip in the ayem. The bus is heading out but if anyone is running late the UFO will zip really fast to pick
you up. Also if you have plans and need to get back home quick, the UFO will
take you, or you can stay on the bus. Either way, we have so so so much likker and
booooooooooooooze it will be a super fun twip!! Yahooooooo!!!

Welcome Earthlings, We are your UFO captains...  

Away we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! 
 

Here's a nice cool one for ya'lls twip too! Cheers Ma Dears!

BeAnZ

Jul 12, 2012 10:56 PM Cyndielou wrote:

 (((((((((((((((( Chrissy)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 

Missin you goil!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Sweet to see you in da house.

Welcome Mags.... whats yoir poison??? 

MemaSue.....ha...yes, some intrests on that site ..time will tell. but you know I will keep you posted..I promised Lori that I would gibe you all da details so dat when/if I do go on an actual date from dere you will know all about it so if I dont come back you can know where to tell peeps to look for meese body....

Beanius....sounds like you got some woik cut out for youse ..... chase dem meesess out so you can move in.  ..... I have 2 days left of woik...Sat/Sun....then I'm done till August 25...they layed off many people within my company this past week..it was global and they are done..so they say....Im terrified...I got laid off once and I think it hit me more emotionally than the FRB did.

Where is Tanya?

Okie...time for me to fly....not litterally...Im not dat dwunk......but time to go eneeway. I'll be with you all manana....love youse and sending menee kisses and hugs..Love the mango/papaya dwinks ....sent straight from our Hawaiian life line to paradise...Whaooonie....Whannie...whaheenie....Kathy...ok...I may be dat dwunk.

Till tomoree..

Jul 13, 2012 12:45 AM BernieEllen wrote:

One for the stepbro - May his pipe never smoke, may his teapot be broke, and to add to the joke may his kettle not boil may he always be fed on lob-scouse and fish oil, may he swell with the gout, may his grinders fall out, may he roar, bawl and shout, with the horrid toothache. May his temples wear horns, and all his toes corns.

Jul 13, 2012 01:34 AM undercoverebel wrote:

Hi girls,checking in before the big day. I see you girls got the ufo and bus ready. Hope you have lots of likker onboard. Thank you all for the prayers and good thoughts. Hope to be back here soon,missing the booze and you all already. Better TRY and sleep. Cheers.

Jul 13, 2012 03:08 AM juliet62 wrote:

Jul 13, 2012 05:31 AM Orange73 wrote:

For these bad jokes drink Blue Curecao acai blueberry vodka and lemonade then these will b real funny

Jul 13, 2012 06:15 AM Orange73 wrote:

oops undercov im getting in ufo toooo im bringing drinks...

Jul 13, 2012 07:38 AM goldie0827 wrote:

Julie, congrats on moving to 6 month check ups! Hope you were able to get that nap. Oh that Maxine is a funny one for sure. Would love to see her at Wal Mart.

Shannon, weese all wid you today. I see CyndieLouWho ready to pounce on your surgeon, several of the girls are hanging out on shelves, weese gots our likker and will sneak some into your IV for you, since you have gone so long without. I will watch for a note from your brother. Good luck sweetness. Oh, and the percotini fountain will be set up and waiting for you next to your favorite hammock and the Tender of your choice..........or MATT.

Haha Kathy, Glad the lanai is greatly enforced and I really really enjoyed my swim with you.

Bernie, you out playing in the rain? The alcoholic's unanimous friend should not only persuade you to drink, but join you as well.

Hey Surf, SURE you can join. We are anything but dark. Might have some dark brewski's though. Whatcha drinking?

Oh ya Julie, anudder FL girl. Moosta be something in the water there....lol.

Cyn............on the go? You call going to the beach, "on the go"? I don't think so, that one doesn't fly with me chica.

Suz, yep..meese on deck and will report in as soon as I hear from Unde's bro. Let's let Stella drive, dat would be funny. Naaaaa, nevermind, I value my life.

Ho hi, I mean Oh hi Mags. I wasn't calling you a ho, but we have had a ho around here, her name is Elizabeth.....LOL. Dats John Boy, aka Mole Boy, sister. And also called Moler Foker. Of course you can join, and I see you too are from FL!!! Cyn and Julie must be advertising over there. Oh, and look atchu, picking up on our funny drunken talk and also what we refer to as BEANGLISH!

Wow Beans, you really did do a ketchup post girl. Can't wait for our party at the cabin. But we have to boot your DH out, he can't stay, sawery, but mese nose you unnerstans, wright? As for MrsV, I'm going to get HER LOUIBILLE SLUGGA and get after the backs of HER knees if she bring that pretty lil arse of hers into the lounge. Whatcha think? And you did the poyfect job getting the bus and ufo ready, you iz da bomb.

Hey hey, good to see Chrissy pop in from down under. Weese know you habbin fun wif dos kids. Just enjoy them, we aren't going anywhere. But make sure you grab a few drinks on your way out.

Cyn if anyone messes wif you, they will end up in the swamp, foy shure.

Kathy, so sorry for all the stress, but glad you got it straightened out. I still can't believe your dad is hosting this huge party, and it's at their house, right? Couldn't ya's rent a clubhouse or something for it? Glad you enjoyed the shrimp and mangos I prepared for you!

Oh my, LMAO at Bernies "one for the step bro" and his grinders falling out.....bawwaahaha.

Orange, you are on a roll this morning *drum roll* But the drink sounds very yummy, I will have 10 and then read your jokes again.

For you Orange

Watermelon Martini

• 1 1/4 oz. vodka
• 1 1/4 oz. triple sec
• 1 oz. simple syrup
• 2 - 3 oz. watermelon juice
• 1/2 oz. lime juice

Jul 13, 2012 08:04 AM Orange73 wrote:

Goldie u the best Ill have 20.......

mags u new and like red wine good I love wine

see I am the youngest here so everyone loves me I love all them more and undercov is closeeeee but shes in surgery I think tdy

cheers Ive got my watermelon martini yummmmmm thanks goldie

Jul 13, 2012 09:03 AM, edited Jul 13, 2012 09:19 AM by NativeMainer

Good morning, Loungettes! I had such a good day with Bookart yesterday! We wandered all over Rockland, had steamers and lobstah for lunch, got to see Jaime Wyeth up close as he was getting ready for a book signing at the museum we were wandering through. And we yakked and yakked and yakked. Would you believe neither one of us thought to get a picture?? ? I know I slept hard last night, and am still a bit stiff from all the walking.

Orange--When you consider that most 100 year olds are not walking at all, walking like one that is isn't all that bad! Nothing wrong with a hydro land vacation, after surgery you deserve one!

Goldie--OK, I've done my share of ocean swimming, but THAT swimming hole looks a bit chilly to me! Unless the water is warmer than the air? No, can't be that, don't see any sea fog. One thing I wish we had gotten pictures of was the 2 of us trying out motor scooters. Bookart (Elaine) did great, I almost killed myself, and that was just in the parking lot! It has been a VERY long time since I rode a bike, apparently. The owner of the rental place was great, though, and very funny. It was his idea to try them out before deciding if we would rent a couple.

Mema--Don't be too hard on your MO--you CAN'T get the shingles vaccine while you are getting chemo, and for at least 3 months after wards. But he should have at least talked about it and made plans for after chemo, unless he leaves that to your PCP. It's scary how much the oncs depend on the PCPs to manage, and how often the PCPs don't have a clue. You'd think they'd talk to each other at least once during all the time we're in treatment!

Juliet--HOORAY for 6 monthly visits! And for naps!

Undy--I hear the UFO landing on the roof, gonna run up and jump and and be with you during surgery!

Wahine--frozen watermelon is good with LOTS of likker! If only you could ship some magos and papayas back here. I remember having some for breakfast one morning in Hawaii, the ones in the store here don't have anywhere near the same taste.

Bernie-- Can I join Alcoholics-Unanimous?

Orange--while lying in bed with a dwinky in one hand, raise your right leg up off the bed, hold it for 5 seconds, put it back down on the bed. Take a sip to celebrate. Then raise your left leg up off the bed, hold it for 5 seconds, put it back on the bed. Take a sip to celebrate. Lift both legs off the bed and pretend to be pedaling a bicycle. Take a sip at the top of every hill you imagine pedaling up. Take a sip at the bottom of every hill you coast down without falling over. When you get too drunk to bicycle safely walk up the hills, take a sip at the top of every hill, and at the bottom of every hill you get down without turning your ankle. When you get too drunk to walk safely, you have imbibed enough likker to prevent blood clots, infection, and depression!

Surfgirl--welcome to the lounge! We do have a lot of fun here, but can be serious when necessary. And keep checking other threads, not all are dark and heavy. Where are you in the journey?

CynCyn--Isn't pre-surgery housework the pitts? One way to get it done, though, I suppose.

Welcome Maggie! This thread probably should come with a warning: Caution: drinking while reading this thread may cause keyboard and/or computer screen deluges! What's your favorite dwinky?

Beanie--thanks for the good wishes. I got a call yesterday from the local office, need to call them back this am and set up an interview. I'm already turning over a bunch of questions I want to ask. So far I haven't said a word to any one at the current job, going to try to keep it that way until I decide one way or the other. I'm scared to use a chain saw, too, but then I was afraid to use a power saw until I did it. Now I'm a fan of power tools--great equalizers! But I'm still leery of chain saws. . .

Chrissy--enjoy your granny time! Come back with lots of stories and pics!

CynCyn--getting laid off must be terrifying. I'm praying it never happens to you again!

Wahine--Don't worry about venting here, you know better! Moving is hard enough without monkey wrenches thrown into the mix. Of course it makes you want to cry! Did you know that tears cried due to stress are chemically different from tears of joy? Stress tears actually have high levels of stress hormones, it's one of the ways the body gets rid of them. So stress crying is physiologically a good thing! So cry away! Glad the step-bro got the situation worked out, sort of, and have a big dwinky on me this Pau Hana to help settle your nerves!

Bernie--GREAT wishes for the step-bro!

Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Jokester
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Watermelon Schnapps
1/2 oz Grenadine
1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Directions
Pour grenadine into a margarita or cocktail glass. Place some ice cubes in a cocktail shaker, and add the vodka, watermelon schnapps, Midori melon liqueur and sour mix to the shaker. Shake well, pour into the margarita / cocktail glass, and serve.

Jul 13, 2012 09:38 AM BernieEllen wrote:

Jul 13, 2012 10:07 AM Mags20487 wrote:

I am opening a cabernet to share with you bernieellen.  And I think I am going to order a pizza to go with it. I build my food around my drink hahaha

Maggie

Jul 13, 2012 10:33 AM Orange73 wrote:

Bernie I laughfing at those ballerinas

Im drinking my chardonney and my water tinisssss

NM kkk im doing my leg e cises

Jul 13, 2012 11:55 AM juliet62 wrote:

Jul 13, 2012 01:14 PM Mags20487 wrote:

tell her to shut up and pass you the rum!