Aug 20, 2012 04:51 PM undercoverebel wrote:

Thank you girls,had a good anniversary. Good dinner too,vietnamese from our fav little restaurant. GOLDIE-I meant the pellets,not pills. No time to respond to all as i'm off to run errands. Driving for the first time since the T.E. sewgery. Have cabin fever like you wouldn't believe. CHEERS!

Aug 20, 2012 05:38 PM DorK wrote:

Hi girls,

Popping in for pau hana, enyone here?

Juliet, lmao at yer doctor joke, too funny. 

Bernie, loved the Alice story too. and that pub looks so cool, nothing like that in the states, fo shoa! Did I tell you how much i like your avatar, you look gawgoues lady. 

unde, i hope you enjoy your first outting in de car, go you. sorry you were not feeling well, hope all bettah now.

Chrissy B in de house, yippee. I miss you goil, you need to stop in and partay with more often. seems wheneber you come in, you stay for a minute and both you and one of de tenders nessappear. 

Lori, hoping that tings work out with the booster. have you yet caught up with the reading here? shirley, it moves fast. congrats on de groud breaking, yippee. can i tail about de partay on fridey wese habbing? please please, let me tail!

Kathy, my vet had told me about the glucomasmine condwoiten when I had my mocha, had jest starting the therapy and it seemed to be working until de end. I still miss dat baby. how old is your maverick? how's de house repairs coming along? 

Allison, give your DD a big hug from me and tell her to make sure to do her homework and make her auntie dork pwoud. 

Suz, I sure hope that you do not have any issues with nausea after yer treatment tomorree.  do you need us to come to lv with you? I wuz jest dropped of by de ufo after staying with Eff todey. oh bdw, I is sorry that i made noise and eff cancer got blamed, ya see, no one could see me cuz i was hidng in her pocket and was teeny tiny as could bese. love you back suzie goil. 

Orange, how's tings with you?  wanna join my "i dumped my man club"? it is a fun club fo shoa. I hope all is well, is the drainage slowing down some? do i ax too many questions?

cyncyn, what are you doing all dey where you could not be here? rabbit someting or anudder while tinking of dat other D goil? 

NM, wuz a pleasure to see you post dis morning. I hope you had a good first dey of work and continue to like, no, make it love de new job. i wish i had a job i love. i love your passion for everything you do. 

Juliet, love how your short posts say so much and git right to de point, I can't do that likeyou can. you are another goil with a wealth of good info for de goils here, I tank you for being here - we so blessed to have two nurses in de lounge. i can be de doctor. well i can play doctor and have de tenders play patients hehehe. snicker snicker boom chicky wow wow.

Eff C, how did your day go? sorry I got you in trouble, I could not tail that it was mese making all dat noise in yer pocket cuz i'd get tossed out and needed to keep you company. but sorry me got so drunk that i can't remember what happened. really though, let us know how you made out. i hope you come back again even if you have to dwink voyshirley. 

Is dere enybuddy in de house really named shirley? shirley, dere is a shirley out dere lurking hehe. I love that name. I had a bff back in 2002 when I bought mese first home, she was my neighbor. she was in her 60's and I was barely 30 but we just clicked. de rat bastard took her from me, FU rat. her son is my realtor and whenever we are face to face, I see my friend when looking in his eyes. it is chilling yet wonderful. I will nebber ebber foyget my friend shirley, shirley won't. ya see shirley means many tings. it can be a name, it can mean shirley as in surely (hard werd to type) or part of de work voyshirley meaning virtually but dat anudder hard work to type.

speaking of hard, where b mr big's bigness, I need some.....uh, more JD, straight up, no chaser. speaking of, has anyone eber seen that a-capella group called straight no chaser? i love them, saw them in Atlantic City with exDH #2 a few years back.  HA, I said it, exdh2, yippee~still no cummunication in de nation of dork, obber a week now since we spoke. i miss him a widdle but olny miss his hotness, not his big fn mouth.  oops, me ranting agen, sorry! oops, dat a bad word, mese apologiezes on behalf of de goils in de hot tatty lounge.  let's dwink, cheerS ma deeers! 

Love and prayers to all my goils, specially for our newbie, Effy. wanna play a game of let's guess eff's real name? my guess is .... (drum roll please).........

nancy. 

Aug 20, 2012 05:45 PM wahine wrote:

Shoot, Hope I didn't bump ya so hard D, dat your JD spilled. Oh well, pwenty more, right? Loved your post, can I just "ditto" it? You iz alwaze soooo funny you cwack me da hail up (yuppers I stole dat line from youse).....mese gonna dwink wid ya, OK??? Hey de tenders put a BIG bottle of Seagrams and a BIG bottle of Jack Daniels, and an icy bucket of Diet cokes...jest fer us! Whoooooppppppeeeeeeeee!!!! *kachink*

Aug 20, 2012 07:18 PM Cyndielou wrote:

Hey Hey...Im here Dorkie Doo....and I was bizzzy shopping for my gd's birfdey..and cleaning my house and making dinner...all the domestic things I have to start doing again...oh..yeah and of course talking to the other D girl and I dont have a pet wabbit..I got a rocket ship instead. Shirley yoiu understand...lmao...good lord girl...you get on a tangent and it just flows...I love it..you missed your calling honey as a stand up comic...I think they are all dwunk too.

Eff...hope all goes well.  did someone load up the UFO?

Bottoms up for pau hana ladies..

Hugz and kizzes.

Aug 20, 2012 09:15 PM Mrs_Vino wrote:

Mmmmmmm., scuse mese, jus hab ta sy I Lub u all.

Aug 20, 2012 10:47 PM wahine wrote:

Did we miss a good chance for a lampshade partay? Alli, if you are "home alone" again tamarra nite, wese all shud show up wid our lampshades! Partay, partay, partay!!!!! Gonna get Pants to load up de UFO wif de likker, and Jock and the Wenches can get all the food ready, and wese will be dere!!! (OR be square).....or dwink outta square glasses....or sumtin...

Aug 21, 2012 03:44 AM chrissyb wrote:

Berie you are definitely a breast friend as you often make me laugh so much that I pee a little.

Aug 21, 2012 06:15 AM Mrs_Vino wrote:

Morning ladies. Man, I was left hangin out all by myself last night. That's ok though, I wasn't really alone, Mr Big was with me, wink wink.

Wahine, absolutely, we are overdue for a lampshade party. Lookin forward to it. I just posted the staples commercial "it's the most wonderful time of the year" on FB. Too funny. Don't know how to post it here.

Gotta get Aubrey on the bus, bbl. Happy Twosday! And Bernie, thanks for making me wet myself so often, hehehe

Aug 21, 2012 06:50 AM juliet62 wrote:

Aug 21, 2012 07:29 AM wahine wrote:

Good Morning Loungettes!!

Partay, Partay, Partay.......

Found an outfit to match my lampshade hat....(Oh any my body miraculously morphed into looking like this!)...

Aug 21, 2012 07:40 AM goldie0827 wrote:

Kathy, bumped you. Bumped you so hard, your hat fell off and I grabbed it! I wanted that body too, tanks!

Aug 21, 2012 09:30 AM Orange73 wrote:

Love the hat

yes dork I am still a leaky faucet

wahine hows the ankle Hi Goldie u devil

going to run

then wine later chardonney today

If I run then I can consitute a glass of wine well always more lol

Love u goils

Aug 21, 2012 10:59 AM Cyndielou wrote:

Im not doing that running chit mannnnn.....Alli esplained her excercize regiment to me and NOPE...you go girl Alli......tho I may see how much to join the pool up the street and I may buy a bike...that should do sumtin.

GOOD MORNING !!!!!  Speaking of Alli.....you shoah tied one on last night..sure wish I was there to keep youse company.

I think I'll go for the "less is more" look tonight.

I think I should take on the job of supervising the wenches to make sure they load up the UFO correctly for the trip to the partay tonight....can I have that job?? pULEEZE???

Remember eberyone I know THE Dr. to help with the dropped bladder problem :) ..but I still think laughning and peeing are normal when you get older.  Everyone seems to experience it.

DorK..have a great day at woik..dont let them getcha down.

Julie..what does that mean for your test?? You dont fit so ..well, a pat on the back..thanks for coming and here..get yourself a cup of coffee for your inconvienience??? I fucfused..

Whoahhh Kathy and Lori....youse two are HOT!!!! Kathy....is your ankle swolen due to the recent insident of the rake falling on it? Or is it swolen from the bag still?  I fell down the stairs to my condo in Phoenix and I so believe I broke my ankle..of course I didnt have insurance and didnt go to the emergency room like I should have XPB just put some ice on it and didnt encourage me to get it checked out (something that my D wouldnt ever stand for bless her heart)....I hobbled along on that for a good 3 months before I walked correctly and it didnt hurt.  Do you keep it wrapped? I had bought a tight ankle wrap at wallyworld and it helped me a lot.

Lori, its too bad those Pellets arent doing it for you...are you going to continue to do that and see what happens down the road?  Yes, the rocket is quite ...eye opening.. 

Hiya Orla....no news yet?  I have had some vino chillin for the right occasion for about 3 weeks now....Hoping to have a reason to open it in a couple days.  I dont drink wine usually...I stick to my brewskies. My head seems to like them better.

Undie....how was the drive??  FREEDOM!!!! (is there an E on the end of that word?).

TTFN my darlinks....

Aug 21, 2012 03:43 PM juliet62 wrote:

Aug 21, 2012 05:31 PM Mrs_Vino wrote:

OK, so you got rescheduled for next month. For a minute Juliet, I thought I was gonna have to go all Tonya for ya and do some knee bashing. Course, if anything changes, let me know, and I'll get my Louisville slugger ready. And Don't you just love that commercial? Thank you Lori for posting it! Juliet, I will do my share and drink for you tonight, and, K?