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  • Posted on: Jun 11, 2008 08:30 pm
spar2 wrote:

Well, I was looking at the old school bus I had just bought, thinking of the new adventures that would start now.  I sold my house and car and I am going to travel the US and visit each state.  There will be enough money for a long time and when I run out and still want to travel, I will wait tables or some such job.  I want to meet new people and pick up friends along the way.  I looked at the atlus and decided to head east first.  One of my friends Luv was visiting a friend in Arkansas and wanted to be picked up there so that was my first stop.  Pulled the bus into Luv's friends yard and ............

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

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candie1971
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Jun 11, 2008 09:26 pm candie1971 wrote:

I was surprised to see Candie and Guggerty there,too. They wanted to join me right from the beginning of the trip. They had saved all they could to fly to Luv's. Since we had all joined bc.org at different times, we thought we would visit everyone we could by going state to state. We could take a few more aboard since we had a nice big school bus. Now to decide where to go to next. After being up late talking and laughing with one another, we fell asleep. When we got up the next morning, we got out the map and planned it out. The first place to go from there would be to visit.........

Life may not be the party we hoped for..but while we are here, we might as well dance.
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Jun 11, 2008 10:09 pm spar2 wrote:

the diamond mine park in Arkansas, the only public diamond mine where you get to keep what you find no matter how big.  It was hot and dusty work but Spar found a 5 K diamond, Candie found a huge peridot.  We decided to get a hotel room in hot springs so we could bath and decide............

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 11, 2008 10:38 pm, edited Jun 11, 2008 10:40 PM by LUVmy2girlZ LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

If we were going to make LUV a ring or a pendant since peridot was LUVs birthstone!!!  LUV was so so pleased to see her friends in a BUS no less! We were all needing a bite to eat so we....

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-
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Jun 11, 2008 11:25 pm, edited Jun 11, 2008 11:27 PM by takingcare takingcare wrote:

made Luv's Flower Pot Dirt dessert, then hit the road and headed to California where TC (who happens to luv diamonds) was waiting to treat everyone to ice cold margaritas by the swimming pool!  But wait...she's been in CA all of her life and wants to jump on this adventure of a lifetime with her breastfriends and venture off too...

Laughter is... God Smiling
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Jun 11, 2008 11:34 pm LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

to Mexico!  Those ice cold margaritas were soooooo good and LUV's dirt topped it off!  Perhaps we had a few to many but whos counting its our trip! we started singing...

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
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Jun 11, 2008 11:44 pm takingcare wrote:

Buster Poindexter's....Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-Yessa Ha-ha
Ee-yes girls

Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot
Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do - On a night like this
Music sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord

As we crossed the border into Mexico a bit buzzed and singing at the top of our lungs, the  immigration officer flashed his badge and said...

Laughter is... God Smiling
Dx 8/8/2005, IDC, 5cm, Stage IIIa, Grade 3, 0/1 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Jun 11, 2008 11:53 pm LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

need to see I.D. and passports and are you carrying anything that is...just then TC started began screaming and spitting the words...

" Yea gimmey a double cheesthburger, large fry and ...a biggy iceth tea!!! "  We all began to...

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
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takingcare
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Jun 12, 2008 12:02 am takingcare wrote:

explain that she had just had extensive dental work and couldn't speak right...but he wasn't buyin' it.  He made us all get out of the bus, show proper ID and walk a straight line.  Instead, we circled him and...

Laughter is... God Smiling
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Jun 12, 2008 12:11 am LUVmy2girlZ wrote: began badgering.  We went on and on extensively about all what we have endured ... he began to admire us  (and not because we are gorgeousWink) and told us he had never been so moved....
Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
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Jun 12, 2008 12:38 am, edited Jun 12, 2008 06:27 PM by MissShapen MissShapen wrote:

by a bunch of intoxicated women.  He laughed and waved us across the border after TC laid a big smoochie on his cheek. We cracked up laughing and Gugg poured another round.

  "Here's to the breastest friends in the whole wide world!" Miss S blurted out with a little tear forming.


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Jun 12, 2008 09:24 am LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

and we all raised our glasses and cheered in tears!

Our first stop was the Cenotes, a natural spring and we all were stumbling out of the bus trying to squeeze our bathing suites on...

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-
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Jun 12, 2008 09:26 am LUVmy2girlZ wrote: ***LOL... LUV is happy...and luvin the humor you are adding to our adventure!***
Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-
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Jun 12, 2008 11:01 am spar2 wrote:

The natural spring was beautiful and we wanted to spend the entire day swimming, talking, laughing and best of all eating.  We wanted a huge picnic by the water so Spar took the bus to town while the others swam.  Spar came back with ham, turkey, cheeses, grapes, wine and CHOCOLATE!!!!!!  We all gathered round and made that picnic proud.  After this wonderful day we were ready to head out to................

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 11:34 am LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

the Nestle Chocolate factory in Mexico and LUV packed some CHOCOLATE for the road ....

 Ayatollahs &amp; Rial's misery

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-
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Jun 12, 2008 12:27 pm spar2 wrote:

At the factory, they made us welcome and offered a free tour of how it is all done.  TC kept sticking her finger in everything chocolate we passed and licking it off, MsS saw her get away with it and began to do the same.  Luv pushed Spar into the chocolate vat and spar thought she was in heaven but the officials did not think it was funny or fun they...........

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 04:35 pm, edited Jun 12, 2008 04:41 PM by NaughtybyNature NaughtybyNature wrote:

All got sent to the waiting room!  The Mexican Officials were really P.Oed at us... how dare us darken their chocolate even more?!?!?!Above you can see a picture of Luv...

LILIA - "Don't let anything sadden you, because even a kick on the butt pushes you forward!" - "Look up, not down. Ahead... never back. Each day, a small step forward."
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Jun 12, 2008 04:52 pm, edited Jun 12, 2008 04:54 PM by LUVmy2girlZ LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

 LUV said, "follow my lead"...we started praising our divine chocolate!  Oh, milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate and all chanted..."

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-
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Jun 12, 2008 05:17 pm spar2 wrote:

wonderful chocolate, divine chocolate, all chocolate. The officials thought we were some very crazy women and decided to let us go on our way.  Spar had chocolate in every crack (know what i mean) and needed to find a shower fast. We all got back in the bus and headed down south of mexico to a beach so we could all relax and clean off best we can.  We all sat around and decided to drink our wine, we had a ball laughing at all............

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 05:48 pm LUVmy2girlZ wrote: Apr 20 2008 3:12 PM the little sombreros!  We lathered some sun block  and walked over to a tranquil little tiki hut.  The aroma of enchiladas, salsa, fajitas filled the air.   We decided     
Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-
Harley44
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Jun 12, 2008 06:27 pm Harley44 wrote:

it was a nice place to stop for a bite to eat... oh, and some drinks!  Spar still felt kind of funky, from having all that chocolate all over her.  Luv ordered a round of margaritas for all of them, and Harley drank three down in a row, without stopping!  Only, she will only drink either strawberry margaritas or mango margaritas!  So when the girls ordered a pitcher, she said "count me out."  She kept ordering more of those Mango-ritas, they are so good!!!

MissShapen
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Jun 12, 2008 06:34 pm, edited Jun 12, 2008 06:36 PM by MissShapen MissShapen wrote:

Our blood alcohol level was a-risin and laughed as we tried to talk TC into running up to the naked man and swiping his little sombrero. Even as we giggled hysterically, TC shocked us all when she....


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Jun 12, 2008 06:51 pm spar2 wrote:

did just that, jerked it off and took off running with it.  We were all laughing hysterically.  Candie was laughing so hard she fell out of her chair. Harley couldn't even sit up in her chair anymore, she fell out.  We decided to spread a quilt and all sit on the beach and keep them ...........

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 09:07 pm, edited Jun 12, 2008 09:24 PM by NaughtybyNature NaughtybyNature wrote:

...nuts roasting on the open fire!

 and more   on top of a

The night was divine...

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Jun 12, 2008 09:28 pm spar2 wrote:

LOL  Harley had drank so many mangoaritas that we told her we were putting her to bed.  We buried her in the sand up to her neck, she looked at us and said "could I have another drink, I don't seem to be able to move".  She opened her mouth and MsS poured in a little of her drink.  Spar ask Harley do you know you are buried in sand,  Harley started laughing and said no she wasn't she was in bed, Now that is drunk!! Luv said we better get her to her real bed before something bites her in the sand so we all started digging her out after we had taken pictures.  We brushed her off and........

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 09:30 pm spar2 wrote:
Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 09:55 pm LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

LUV handed her another mangorita.....What!??  Its been awhile since we've seen Harley SHE deserves it.  Harley's eyes popped out of her head as she looked at the squirrel as she stumbled towards the creature trying to give him a little sombrero.  Spar said, what is she ......

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Jun 12, 2008 09:58 pm spar2 wrote:

doing now.  We all went back to the bus and found a place to sleep because in the morning we were going to.......

Life can only be understood backwards: but must be lived forwards Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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Jun 12, 2008 10:01 pm spar2 wrote:
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Jun 12, 2008 10:04 pm, edited Jun 12, 2008 10:13 PM by julz4 julz4 wrote:

Goin to go find Julz. She had called LUV that mornin & she told her she was having an awful time back home in Gettysburg Battling a bunch of spraying skunks in her back yard! She just had to get away from it all & calgon was not doing it for her. Julz knew she came to the right place when she found a guy running around the beach yelling " The wild senoritas took my little one. Oh My poor little one is gone!" Cry ! Those wild senoritas were really surprised that Julz finally decided to join them. That they all decided to......

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Jun 12, 2008 10:28 pm LUVmy2girlZ wrote:

scream! "JulZ! Its you... finally!"

Well this calls for a drink! Spar was explaining it was 6:00 am so LUV said, Mimosas it is!Mimosas by Grace

After all we have Spar,Candie,TC, MissS,Harley,NbN,LUV,& JulZ that ought to be enough to open a bottle of crystal!  We popped a cork and...

Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-

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