Dec 25, 2012 12:29PM Alyson wrote:
All Topics → Forum: Relationships, Emotional Crises, Anxiety, and Depression → Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 05:45AM
Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!
Who would have thought....YIPPEE. I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.
Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.
We could really have some fun with this. Any other suggestions? I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt. I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.
We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying. What are your suggestions???
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Dec 25, 2012 12:29PM Alyson wrote:
Dec 31, 2012 04:16AM Alyson wrote:
2013 is here, hope its a good one! - well for me it is!!
Dec 31, 2012 07:28AM GmaFoley wrote:
I am alive for 2013, therefore it is a Happy New Year!!! Hope all have a great New Year!
Jan 6, 2013 11:27PM Alyson wrote:
Pass the asparagus please I really do need a puff.
Jan 7, 2013 06:13AM GmaFoley wrote:
They are probably too cute to smoke but how about these they look better Alyson..
Can you all jump into my pocket tuesday afternoon - I have yearly mammo (with breast Lymphedema) - i don't look forward to it, but can't afford an MRI. I can't believe even with everything else (diagnostic mammos on the bad breast) that I haven't done a mammo on the left one... Rats - can't get out of it..
Jan 7, 2013 07:17AM veggy wrote:
Alyson - I am disturbed and I like it that way!
Gma - I'm in your pocket. Later this month I have to go for scans.
I got this letter from a "well meaning friend" telling me that she saw a program on PBS. She told me that onions when chopped produce some kind of chemical that prevents the forming of cancer cells. They have to be chopped raw for the chemical to form. And that mushrooms have something in them that helps irregular cells from absorbing nutrition so that they cn't grow into cancer cells. And someone she knows attributes eating beta carotene until her skin had that orange tint to curing her cancer. Someone PLEASE pass the asparagus!
Jan 7, 2013 10:53AM marywh wrote:
In your pocket too. I have pet scans on friday too. and the scary thing about it is that I have not had one bite or puff, or squeeze of anything lately. My bad....
Jan 7, 2013 12:03PM Rosevalley wrote:
It is pouring rain, cold, grey and icky outside. I just started reading through this thread and can't stop laughing. I will never look at asparagus and lemons the same way again. My sides hurt this has been just what I needed. Thank goodness no one deleted this so others could read it through for an uplifting belly laugh. Just wonderful.
All the best to everyone 2013.
Jan 7, 2013 12:58PM GmaFoley wrote:
I will bring the chocolate for the pet scans- Pocket party here I come!
Jan 7, 2013 02:50PM marywh wrote:
how bout brownies?wink wink puff puff....
Jan 7, 2013 03:15PM Bren58 wrote:
I just started reading this thread and tears are streaming down my face and I am about to wet myself. And I am only on page 2!!! If laughter is good medicine, then we should all be cured after reading through these!
Jan 7, 2013 04:10PM thefuzzylemon wrote:
Seriously...this thread means so much to me. It helped me through a pretty rough spell and I met some incredible women here. Its fun to see people find this AND start from the beginning....its really the only way...
Now, when you get to the Recipe for the Cure...go ahead and pee your pants...Totally acceptable at that point.
CLUCK CLUCK MOTHER CLUCKERS!!!
Jan 7, 2013 08:46PM wintersocks wrote:
Completely Hilarious thread!!
So enjoyed it, was laughing out loud and it's 4 in the morning here in the UK. ssh!
I have been so fragile with bc dx in 2012,.
It's been really great to have a laugh.
Thank-you to all.
Jan 7, 2013 09:19PM marywh wrote:
Im so glad to see this thread waking up a little. I need someplace to laugh. Theres been so many dreary winter days. Keep it up my fellow puffers!
Jan 7, 2013 09:33PM Alyson wrote:
Jan 8, 2013 06:18AM GmaFoley wrote:
I need to go back but I am a very slow reader - so I just skipped to the end LOL...
Jan 8, 2013 02:24PM veggy wrote:
Again today I was told to eat mushrooms because they cure cancer. My friend called and her husband got on the phone preaching to me about the miracles of mushrooms. I detest mushrooms. But here are some pretty ones. I think we have seen them here before.
Jan 8, 2013 04:39PM Alyson wrote:
Jan 8, 2013 05:05PM Alyson wrote:
These are supposed to treat anxiety in cancer patients!!!!