All Topics → Forum: Relationships, Emotional Crises, Anxiety, and Depression → Topic: Joke of the Day - laughter is the best medicine
Posted on: Apr 20, 2012 11:12AM, edited Mar 17, 2013 08:15AM by Shrek4
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Apr 20, 2012 05:34PM mrsnjband wrote:
Apr 20, 2012 08:38PM GramE wrote:
The blonde gal buys a new car. Driving during the day is great, but she cannot get it to start once it is dark. Of course she goes back to the dealership and complains. They keep the car overnight to check it out and find nothing wrong.
A couple of days later she returns with the same complaint. The mechanic asks her if she knows how to start the car. Her reply: yes, I put it in D for day time and N for night time...
Apr 24, 2012 02:15AM CapeTownBM1 wrote:
I was buying a large bag of Dog food at Pick and Pay and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b!tch...why else would I buy dog food??