Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45AM

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45AM

SandyAust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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Mar 1, 2011 07:48AM - edited Mar 1, 2011 07:49AM by motherofpatient

Really? Quick! Someone send it to Charlie Sheen - a healthy man who is destroying his own life when all of you are fighting for yours and look at all the media coverage he is getting. On EVERY channel this morning and last night. Wish cancer needs and research got that kind of coverage. What a backasswards world we live in.

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Mar 1, 2011 07:55AM LuvMyLab wrote:

I got one about lemons..  here tis... Geeezzzzzzz if only we knew earlier, darn I'm mad:

 Read carefully & you be the judge.


Lemon (Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is
10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.

Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories
interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge
profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know
that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste
is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of
chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded
secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial
multimillionaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is
known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit
in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare
drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues,
but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and
tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types.
Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is
considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial
infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and
worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an
antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.
The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of
the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more
than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that: It
destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast,
prostate, lung and pancreas ... The compounds of this tree showed
10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally
used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer
cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with
lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not
affect healthy cells.

Dx 7/27/2010, IDC, 2cm, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+
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Mar 1, 2011 11:21AM - edited Mar 1, 2011 11:42AM by NatsFan

So if I squeeze lemon all over my asparagus, I've got it made!!  Laughing
Mary Dx 12/31/2007, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 11:30AM jancie wrote:

Natsfan - thanks - I just spit tea on my monitor Yell

Sorry ladies - I am not very creative in the mornings - I need to revisit this thread tonight but great start!

Never Alone - My TaTa Sisters are always with me! Dx 12/30/2008, IDC, 4cm, Stage IIB, Grade 1, 0/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 11:45AM Lowrider54 wrote:

Wow, I am impressed - a REAL CURE for stupidity?  Humm, liquid or pill form or can it come in a vaccine?  Imagine if it could be a part of every childhood immunization!  If we cure stupidity, maybe there is a real chance for finding a cure for breast cancer - and many other cancers while they are at it! 

The well-meaning people in my life just keep telling me I am going to be ok - since I am treating traditionally in conjuction with eastern healing, I don't get much in the bizarre area but I do have to say that within the Gerson program (juicing aside - that is just plain healthy for anyone) saying that 8 coffee enemas daily are going to cure my breast cancer - frankly, I much prefer it in a cup with cream and sugar...although seeing the two references side by side kinda has me looking at my coffee cup a little funny at the moment...

Smile...it will make people wonder what you are up to...Initial dx 04/99 - CMF; 9/2009 bone mets Arimidex; 6/2010 Faslodex/Xgeva; 8/2011; abdominal wall invaded, ER/PR flipped to TN, Abraxane/Avastin//Xgeva 09/02/2011; 11/2011Xeloda/Avastin/Xgeva. Dx 9/16/2009, Stage IV, 5/25 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 11:48AM thefuzzylemon wrote:

OH DANG!!!  I am seriously laughing so hard right now!!!  I too have received all of the cures!!!  Lemon on asparagus!!!  That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!!  I wish I would have recorded my reaction to this and posted it on youtube ...

Thank you a million times for starting this thread ... It's going in my favorites so I am sure to get a good healthy laugh every day!!

A CURE FOR STUPID!!  I just can't get enough of this!!!  Love and hugs!!

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities) Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 12:07PM Alpal wrote:

I love cottage cheese so was really happy when that email circulated. I also love asparagus. Cottage cheese and asparagus together ought to really do the trick. Makes me happy just thinking about it.

Allison Dx 7/2008, IDC, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 12:13PM Laurie09 wrote:

Tell me what the cure for stupid is so I can give it to my Friend's friend who so graciously and confidently informed me, while I was going through chemotherapy, that she knew someone who had invented the cure for breast cancer, but the evil government conspirators forced this person to go into hiding so that the cure wouldn't come out so that the evil medical community and the evil drug companies could keep brainwashing us into thinking we needed them so they can make $$.  This inventor of the cure is apparently in hiding somewhere in New Mexico. Yell  

Er, seriously?  

Someone sent me the asparagus one.  Didn't know about lemons.  I'll have to notify my oncologist.  

Laurie Dx 2/20/2009, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIA, Grade 2, 7/12 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2- Chemotherapy 3/12/2009 AC + T (Taxol) Surgery 8/28/2009 Lymph node removal: Right; Mastectomy: Right; Reconstruction (right): Nipple reconstruction, Tissue expander placement Radiation Therapy 10/5/2009 Hormonal Therapy 11/5/2009 Dx 5/2015, IDC, Stage IV
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Mar 1, 2011 12:19PM - edited Aug 19, 2012 02:17PM by del4

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Mar 1, 2011 12:22PM imbell wrote:

Along with stupid cures how about the stupid e-mails with angels and candles. Come on people I am the one with cancer.  Wish me luck, ask me how I am  instead of asking me to pass on some meaningless candle message.

Dx 9/10/2009, IDC, 5cm, Stage IV, Grade 3, 5/17 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

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