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Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Forum: Emotional Crises: Anxiety, Depression & Other Emotional Effects —

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Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 06:45AM

SandyAust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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May 26, 2014 06:44AM duckyb1 wrote:

Slow..........Good Morning dear..............love the little hedgehog..........my mother crocheted, and she was fantastic...........I have no talent at all...............I still have so many of the things she made, and so do my  daughters...........I truly appreciate talent......guess cause I lack it........LOL

Have a great Memorial Day........hugs

Ducky Dx 2/15/2011, IDC, Right, 1cm, Grade 1, 0/8 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Radiation Therapy 4/24/2011 Whole-breast: Breast
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May 26, 2014 10:04PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

Wren, Thank you. I suggested she sell them too, but I think she just likes doing it for fun. She makes different animals, usually for baby showers.

Ducky, I'm like you - I have no crocheting talent. I took sewing in HS but even that I couldn't do very well.

Happy Memorial Day - I hope everyone had a good day today!!

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 27, 2014 12:41AM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 27, 2014 01:33AM Monis wrote:

Slow, Animal pictures crack me up.  Here's another cat -vs- dog:

Monica --- Age 46 @ DX. Oncotype DX : 8 Dx 10/21/2013, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIA, Grade 2, 0/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 11/8/2013 Lymph node removal: Left; Mastectomy: Left; Reconstruction (left): Tissue expander placement Hormonal Therapy 12/12/2013 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone) Surgery 2/11/2014 Reconstruction (left): Silicone implant Surgery 7/29/2014 Reconstruction (left): Nipple reconstruction
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May 27, 2014 01:47PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

Monis, I agree! I'm all for anything that makes us laugh!! Here's another one :)

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 27, 2014 05:08PM GmaFoley wrote:

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 27, 2014 05:18PM duckyb1 wrote:

Ducky Dx 2/15/2011, IDC, Right, 1cm, Grade 1, 0/8 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Radiation Therapy 4/24/2011 Whole-breast: Breast
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May 28, 2014 12:08AM Monis wrote:

Monica --- Age 46 @ DX. Oncotype DX : 8 Dx 10/21/2013, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIA, Grade 2, 0/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 11/8/2013 Lymph node removal: Left; Mastectomy: Left; Reconstruction (left): Tissue expander placement Hormonal Therapy 12/12/2013 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone) Surgery 2/11/2014 Reconstruction (left): Silicone implant Surgery 7/29/2014 Reconstruction (left): Nipple reconstruction
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May 28, 2014 01:00AM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

hahahahaha - such great pictures!

Ducky, hope you had a great time at your shore home!

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 28, 2014 08:37AM GmaFoley wrote:

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 28, 2014 12:04PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 28, 2014 02:35PM GmaFoley wrote:

No Mom, I don't want to go out there..

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 28, 2014 02:36PM GmaFoley wrote:

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 28, 2014 03:27PM duckyb1 wrote:

Ducky Dx 2/15/2011, IDC, Right, 1cm, Grade 1, 0/8 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Radiation Therapy 4/24/2011 Whole-breast: Breast
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May 28, 2014 04:30PM GmaFoley wrote:

Thank you for making me smile. Waiting for acupuncture appt. 

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 28, 2014 04:32PM FireKracker wrote:

good luck GmaF with ur appt today

I no it's workin and I'm sooo happy

Keep us posting

As usual I'm lurkin

Focktober!!!!Pink stinks!!!!
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May 28, 2014 06:35PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

I hope you get the pain relief you need GMA. Good luck today!

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 28, 2014 09:32PM GmaFoley wrote:

Feeling tired but back is feeling much better. 

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 28, 2014 10:08PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

Glad your back is feeling better GMA. I hope it continues.

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 29, 2014 01:28AM Monis wrote:

GMA,

Glad you're feeling better.  There's nothing like a good poke with a needle!

Monica --- Age 46 @ DX. Oncotype DX : 8 Dx 10/21/2013, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIA, Grade 2, 0/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 11/8/2013 Lymph node removal: Left; Mastectomy: Left; Reconstruction (left): Tissue expander placement Hormonal Therapy 12/12/2013 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone) Surgery 2/11/2014 Reconstruction (left): Silicone implant Surgery 7/29/2014 Reconstruction (left): Nipple reconstruction
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May 29, 2014 01:36AM Monis wrote:

Anybody have trouble sleeping?  I stay up way too late every night, usually dinking around on here.  I'm just not sleepy.  But, I'm exhausted during the day because I only get about 5-6 hours of sleep, if that.  I could probably fall asleep at the drop of a hat at work given the chance.  Could be due to my anxiety/depression/Tamoxifen.  

Monica --- Age 46 @ DX. Oncotype DX : 8 Dx 10/21/2013, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIA, Grade 2, 0/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 11/8/2013 Lymph node removal: Left; Mastectomy: Left; Reconstruction (left): Tissue expander placement Hormonal Therapy 12/12/2013 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone) Surgery 2/11/2014 Reconstruction (left): Silicone implant Surgery 7/29/2014 Reconstruction (left): Nipple reconstruction
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May 29, 2014 07:51AM - edited May 29, 2014 07:52AM by GmaFoley

My son used to hide from the babysitter like the doggy above.  He used to stretch and climb up the wall in the hallway and we would get a panic call from the babysitter saying, "I can't find them!"  We would say - Look up. LOL  - kinda like this except it was a 4 year old:

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 29, 2014 07:57AM GmaFoley wrote:

Having a few issues this morning.  My body is re-routing again. It will calm down in a few days.  Pray that the next 10 days while I'm traveling/visiting grandsons and the kids will be non-eventful.

Son and DIL are packing/moving and Daughter, SIL and Grandsons are excited about seeing me.  Will be traveling back and forth between the two homes/ actually 3 homes for the next 10 days.. Will be working from Daughter's home. Nice to have a home computer job Winking. Long drive tomorrow afterwork..

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 29, 2014 08:15AM duckyb1 wrote:

Enjoy............

Ducky Dx 2/15/2011, IDC, Right, 1cm, Grade 1, 0/8 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Radiation Therapy 4/24/2011 Whole-breast: Breast
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May 29, 2014 08:42AM crog234 wrote:

GMA. Have a wonderful time.  I find that time spent with my granddaughters helps me forget my pain if only for a little while.  They are a great diversion...  Enjoy

Cindy Diagnosis 12/03/10. ILC ER+/PR+ HER2- BRCA1 & 2 negative Right below the knee (RBK) amputee as of 9/28/12
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May 29, 2014 10:19AM - edited May 29, 2014 10:19AM by SlowDeepBreaths

Monis, Yes, I've always had trouble sleeping. It's actually gotten better after going through rads, but now it goes in spurts.

GMA, LOL - I bet that really freaked out the babysitter. That's a pretty clever way to hide though.

Enjoy your grandsons! I don't have grandchildren yet, but my sister shares hers with me. The two boys spent the night this weekend (ages 4 & 6) and we had so much fun. As crog said, they are such a wonderful diversion for our aches and pains. Hopefully the long drive won't add to your discomfort.

I'm seriously considering taking the train this year on our trip. Typically we drive to Washington State - but we are thinking about taking the train to Portland, and then rent a car for the rest of the drive. Those long drives are so hard on my body. I've never been on a long train ride before.

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 29, 2014 01:42PM GmaFoley wrote:

Slowdeepbreaths, the train ride is beautiful. It does make the run a bit longer, but it is worth being able to get up and walk around.  

Imagine God in His HUGE rocking chair, rocking you and saying, "It will be ok, you can do it. I will be right here for you". Oncotype score: 8, Rads 28, Bilateral arm, truncal LE and now Obstructive Sleep Apnea Dx 4/19/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage IB, Grade 2, 1/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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May 29, 2014 05:52PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

GMA, We are really looking forward to the trip. We missed the family reunion last year because of my diagnosis. It's been years since we've visited.

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 29, 2014 06:21PM SlowDeepBreaths wrote:

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)
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May 30, 2014 02:15PM - edited Oct 20, 2014 12:04PM by SlowDeepBreaths

In two weeks my beautiful faux grandchildren will be moving to Wisconsin. I am so sad....trying to spend as much time as I can with them before they go.

Dx 4/2016, TN mets to lung. VATS left upper lobe wedge resection. "Fall seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ (FISH) Dx 7/2013, IDC, Left, 1cm, Grade 2, 0/0 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- (FISH)

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