Mar 1, 2011 07:55AM LuvMyLab wrote:

I got one about lemons..  here tis... Geeezzzzzzz if only we knew earlier, darn I'm mad:

 Read carefully & you be the judge.

Lemon (Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is
10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.

Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories
interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge
profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know
that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste
is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of
chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded
secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial
multimillionaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is
known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit
in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare
drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues,
but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and
tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types.
Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is
considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial
infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and
worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an
antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.
The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of
the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more
than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that: It
destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast,
prostate, lung and pancreas ... The compounds of this tree showed
10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally
used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer
cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with
lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not
affect healthy cells.

Mar 1, 2011 11:30AM jancie wrote:

Natsfan - thanks - I just spit tea on my monitor

Sorry ladies - I am not very creative in the mornings - I need to revisit this thread tonight but great start!

Mar 1, 2011 11:48AM thefuzzylemon wrote:

OH DANG!!!  I am seriously laughing so hard right now!!!  I too have received all of the cures!!!  Lemon on asparagus!!!  That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!!  I wish I would have recorded my reaction to this and posted it on youtube ...

Thank you a million times for starting this thread ... It's going in my favorites so I am sure to get a good healthy laugh every day!!

A CURE FOR STUPID!!  I just can't get enough of this!!!  Love and hugs!!

Mar 1, 2011 12:13PM Laurie09 wrote:

Tell me what the cure for stupid is so I can give it to my Friend's friend who so graciously and confidently informed me, while I was going through chemotherapy, that she knew someone who had invented the cure for breast cancer, but the evil government conspirators forced this person to go into hiding so that the cure wouldn't come out so that the evil medical community and the evil drug companies could keep brainwashing us into thinking we needed them so they can make $$.  This inventor of the cure is apparently in hiding somewhere in New Mexico.   

Er, seriously?  

Someone sent me the asparagus one.  Didn't know about lemons.  I'll have to notify my oncologist.  

Mar 1, 2011 12:22PM imbell wrote:

Along with stupid cures how about the stupid e-mails with angels and candles. Come on people I am the one with cancer.  Wish me luck, ask me how I am  instead of asking me to pass on some meaningless candle message.