Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Forum: Mental Health: Because Cancer Doesn't Just Affect Your Breasts — Meet and support others who are affected by these issues around anxiety, depression & other emotional effects.

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 04:45AM

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 04:45AM

sandyaust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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Mar 1, 2011 09:25AM Lowrider54 wrote:

Laurie...I almost lost my tomato soup over that one...ROFL!

Caerus...don't you know that while a positive attitude won't cure us, it will makes us happy while it is killing us?  OMG, really?  That is a negative person I could do without...

Smile...it will make people wonder what you are up to...Initial dx 04/99 - CMF; 9/2009 bone mets Arimidex; 6/2010 Faslodex/Xgeva; 8/2011; abdominal wall invaded, ER/PR flipped to TN, Abraxane/Avastin//Xgeva 09/02/2011; 11/2011Xeloda/Avastin/Xgeva. Dx 9/16/2009, Stage IV, 5/25 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 09:28AM Kate33 wrote:

OK, I have now snorted Earl Grey tea all over my monitor and this thread has only gotten started.  The only "cure" I have come across is just to throw their stupid a$$es under the bus because for most of them there is no cure- they're terminal!  I consider it a mercy killing.  (Mercy for all of us who have to listen/read their drivel!)

Kate33 "Yes, they're fake. (@)(@) The real ones tried to kill me." Dx 12/27/2009, DCIS, 4cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes
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Mar 1, 2011 09:32AM Alpal wrote:

I don't so much mind the candles, but I sure hate to miss out on the wonderful things that are going to happen 7 minutes after I pass that candle on to 7 people. I keep thinking that wonderful thing might come in the form of money, and then I'm scared not to pass it on. I don't worry about missing out on the cure because I'm convinced I have that covered with the asparagus and cottage cheese, as long I don't forget and drink the water that got warm while sitting in my car. There's just so much to remember and chemo brain makes that hard!

Allison Dx 7/2008, IDC, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 09:33AM Kate33 wrote:

Wait!  Just saw a thread on here called "A Cure for Breast Cancer is here".  The cure?  Marijuana!  So smoke 'em if you've got 'em!

Kate33 "Yes, they're fake. (@)(@) The real ones tried to kill me." Dx 12/27/2009, DCIS, 4cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes
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Mar 1, 2011 09:40AM Alpal wrote:

At least you'll die happy - maybe not happy, just mellow!

Allison Dx 7/2008, IDC, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 09:43AM thefuzzylemon wrote:

BURN BABY BURN!!!  LOL!  I GOT THAT ONE TOO!!

 You'll have to add Doritos and Pepsi to the shopping lists!!!

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities) Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 09:45AM Alpal wrote:

I've already got the munchies - I'll be bigger than a house!

Allison Dx 7/2008, IDC, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 09:49AM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Oh I hope that laughter is the next big cure ... we've got that one covered right here!!

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities) Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 09:54AM socallisa wrote:

you know what, I have probably tried it and never knew it..

Biography: DX 11/2000 LCIS,DCIS,IDC 2B, Grade 1, ER+,PR+ Her2Neg 1 pos node Lumptectomy, CMF chemo X 6 mos, DX 8/2001, IDC same breast--Mastectomy , Left Breast Lumpectomy... Tamoxifen, one year...Armidex, Four years
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Mar 1, 2011 10:03AM mbtlcsw01 wrote:

I'm at work laughing uncontrollably.  I will bring in lemons to work daily and suck on them while I'm seeing patients.  On another thread, Barbe1958 made a great statement about the positive thing--"yes, I'm positive I have breast cancer."  Yes, I just delete the candle/angel emails.  I guess that is why I never got any of the good stuff they promisedLaughing
Mary Dx 10/16/2008, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-

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