Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45AM

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 07:45AM

sandyaust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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Mar 1, 2011 01:45PM Laurie09 wrote:

Wait, I don't get it.  If acidic environments cause cancer, and lemons cure cancer... perhaps they're alkaline lemons?  Maybe it's the TYPE of lemons we're missing!!! And a fungicide. And the shower water.  

Laurie Dx 2/20/2009, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIA, Grade 2, 7/12 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2- Chemotherapy 3/12/2009 AC + T (Taxol) Surgery 8/28/2009 Lymph node removal: Right; Mastectomy: Right; Reconstruction (right): Nipple reconstruction, Tissue expander placement Radiation Therapy 10/5/2009 Hormonal Therapy 11/5/2009 Dx 5/2015, IDC, Stage IV
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Mar 1, 2011 01:46PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

Well now, if we're going to swallow the rolls of Bounty we're definitely going to need to add the 8 daily enemas..we'll save the toilet paper for that...

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 01:49PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Oh shooot ... better not shower then ... or should I shower with lemon juice?  Wait ... I better get the sage out and burn that to remove the demons ... oh crap ... the asparagus doesn't look too good!  Puff puff puff ... whew ... kinda dizzy but eating is good, right?  No ... fasting is good?  I certainly can't use city water to wash the lemons!!!  But if I get organic lemons then I don't have to wash them with the toxic city water ...

Where's the dali lama when you need him ... how's the hunt going???

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities) Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 01:49PM jennyboog wrote:

LOL, you all are too funny...I've been told that one about New Mexico too, that's where the goverment has a secret place where they're hiding the cure...aparently that's where Michael Douglas went, it's only for the rich you see!

IDC, IBC & BRCA1+...Cancer touched my breast, so I kicked it's butt! Dx 7/28/2010, IDC/IBC, 6cm+, Stage IIIC, Grade 2, 5/16 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 01:56PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

I think that Elvis is there too in New Mexico...with the cure. I'm wondering now if we should be showering with the asparagus, giving ourselves organic alkaline lemon enemas while standing on our left foot? Do we smoke the marijuana BEFORE or AFTER we swallow the Bounty? Maybe before..would go down easier. I think we should burn both the sage and the garlic IN the shower.

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 01:59PM HeidiToo wrote:

Well, if we can walk/ run for the cure... why not dress for it too?

Just don't try to run in high heels!

" It's not the years in your life, but the life in your years." (Abe Lincoln) Dx 8/11/2009, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIA, Grade 3, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/9/2009 Lumpectomy: Right; Prophylactic ovary removal; Reconstruction (left): DIEP flap; Reconstruction (right): DIEP flap Chemotherapy 10/26/2009 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Taxotere (docetaxel) Radiation Therapy 1/2/2010 Breast, Lymph nodes
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Mar 1, 2011 02:01PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Wear your Sunday best ... make sure you don't smell like weed, lemons, garlic, asparagus or coffee.  DO NOT stand on your left foot or he'll know you're up to no good ...

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities) Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 02:11PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

 Avoid wearing pink too...until after the capture. Got rope? And a holding cell for the cure guy? How are your interrogation skills?

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 02:12PM Lowrider54 wrote:

No, the Bounty goes between the legs after you smoke the weed - so when you are laughing so hard while smearing on the lemons, garlic and asparagus, the Bounty is taking care of the peeing your pants...

Smile...it will make people wonder what you are up to...Initial dx 04/99 - CMF; 9/2009 bone mets Arimidex; 6/2010 Faslodex/Xgeva; 8/2011; abdominal wall invaded, ER/PR flipped to TN, Abraxane/Avastin//Xgeva 09/02/2011; 11/2011Xeloda/Avastin/Xgeva. Dx 9/16/2009, Stage IV, 5/25 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 02:14PM HeidiToo wrote:

Hundreds of comediens out of work... who knew there was so much talent in here!

This is great!

" It's not the years in your life, but the life in your years." (Abe Lincoln) Dx 8/11/2009, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIA, Grade 3, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/9/2009 Lumpectomy: Right; Prophylactic ovary removal; Reconstruction (left): DIEP flap; Reconstruction (right): DIEP flap Chemotherapy 10/26/2009 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Taxotere (docetaxel) Radiation Therapy 1/2/2010 Breast, Lymph nodes

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