Topic: OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Forum: Mental Health: Because Cancer Doesn't Just Affect Your Breasts — Meet and support others who are affected by these issues around anxiety, depression & other emotional effects.

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 08:45AM

Posted on: Mar 1, 2011 08:45AM

sandyaust wrote:

Yes it's true. There has been a new and miraculous cure discovered for stupidity!!!!

Who would have thought....YIPPEE.  I can now put it in an email and send it to all my stupid friends and relatives that have sent me emails about the latest cure for cancer.

 Yes it is a vegetable you have never eaten, a tea you can't stand to drink or wait you just scoop your own doo-doo right out of the bowl and smear it all over your ...er don't worry.

We could really have some fun with this.  Any other suggestions?  I just got the asparagus email from my husband's stupid aunt.  I don't know what she was thinking, that I would smear it on my chest and grow back my boob or dump it on my mother's grave and bring her back to life.

We all know "you can't fix stupid" but ladies we could have some fun trying.  What are your suggestions???

Love Sandy

xo

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Mar 1, 2011 03:14PM MBJ wrote:

LOL!!!!!

MBJ-Unilateral MX-METS ENTIRE LIVER, BONES Dx 2/3/2012, 3cm, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:15PM sheila888 wrote:

This is one of the funniest thread. Thank YouSandyAust.

By the way my BS told me my BC was totally accidental.  hahahahaha

Sheila♥ Dx 4/8/2005, IDC, Right, 1cm, Stage IA, Grade 2, 0/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2+ Dx 8/21/2015, IDC, Left, 1cm, Stage IIB, Grade 2, 1/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 10/13/2015 Mastectomy: Left; Prophylactic mastectomy: Right Dx 11/2018, IDC, Stage IV, metastasized to bone/liver/lungs, Grade 2, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:21PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

Looks like we're going to need a lot of Bounty. Maybe we can contact the Bounty company to sponsor our Research into the Cure. Maybe we can even get our research out to the masses...commercials, documentaries, billboards... Someone could do the " shower scene" with the asparagus. ( NOT ME) 

Or maybe they'd post a reward for information on finding the cure guy...

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:23PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

Seyla..

Accidental breast cancer...that explains so much. I always was accident prone.

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:25PM thefuzzylemon wrote:

Hey ... I'll take care of the shower scene but it involves the guy from NM ... I got a great visual of a horror movie and I think I can make it motivational!! 

Off to buy Bounty - afterall, the instruction on the weed packet didn't say I couldn't drive!  WAY less information on side effects than the anti nausia meds!! 

The Fuzzy Lemon (including all her personalities) Dx 1/20/2011, 2cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/15 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:30PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

A Motivational Horror Shower Scene with asparagus...it would be a first I bet. Sounds Oscar worthy. Hope the Cure Guy from NM can act.

FuzzyLemon..maybe you better take a taxi..

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:31PM Laurie09 wrote:

"By the way my BS told me my BC was totally accidental.  hahahahaha"

Sheila, that's all part of the conspiracy!!!!!Tongue out 

Laurie Dx 2/20/2009, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIIA, Grade 2, 7/12 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2- Chemotherapy 3/12/2009 AC + T (Taxol) Surgery 8/28/2009 Lymph node removal: Right; Mastectomy: Right; Reconstruction (right): Nipple reconstruction, Tissue expander placement Radiation Therapy 10/5/2009 Hormonal Therapy 11/5/2009 Dx 5/2015, IDC, Stage IV
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Mar 1, 2011 03:35PM Fighter_34 wrote:

Thanks for the laugh ladies...now I know I am cured.

Dx 8/30/2010, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/1 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:36PM EmilyInOntario wrote:

This has been fun! I'm off for a bit..will check back for more ideas for the "cure" and progress made on finding the Cure Guy from NM...

Dx 9/20/2010, IDC, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 2/20 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Dx 6/17/2014, Stage IV, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 1, 2011 03:38PM Kate33 wrote:

Maybe the cancer cure guy is hiding out in NM because he's trying to get back to the mother ship.  Has anyone checked Roswell?  Maybe the aliens have the cure since apparently there's no intelligent life on earth that can figure it out.  Maybe we can all pray for alien abductions?  (Ummm, scary green person, I would be happy to accompany you onto your ship as long as you guarantee I will remain NED for the duration of my life span.)

Kate33 "Yes, they're fake. (@)(@) The real ones tried to kill me." Dx 12/27/2009, DCIS, 4cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes

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