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Mar 20, 2012 11:59PM
Greetings from Ice Planet Hoth!
Wahine - bummer dat you dint sleep last nite too weel. Me needer, I had to do trash duty dis am and for us mountain folk dis is a big deel...cuz...trash pick up is about 6:45 am each week BUTT we cant leave cans out cuz da Bears and Coyotes and (maybe some a duh neighbors???) make a mess goin thru the trash...so the routine is dat each Twos-dey morning real early, snow, hail, ice, sleet, wuddever, the trash gets hauled down 2 miles to da county road. My Dear DH usually does dis, but he doing uddr woyk at the coast where no snow is currently sticking. So get this....... "I" had to do it! Eeeeee, "ME" hadda do it! That meant gittin up early enuf to hab some poop coffee (tee hee), fight off da ASIAN PALM CIVETS getting to my garage and dwiving down the Hoth planet road in da dark to dump da twash can on da woad. And of course it snowed again last night so it was a reeeeeel adventure! Then DH doesn't like me to put the twash cans in my gorgeous 4-runner, so he wanted me to use one of the pick ups, but he locked the steering wheel so freaking tight, dere was really no way dis bean could unlock it. So poor Geneveve hadda haul the can, but she is such a super trooper! She just flys thru the ice and snow and is so steady and what a great car! Her wif snow tires and 4x4 is just amazing! Anyway I din't sleep well cuz I was worried I couldn't wake mesef up early enough for all this action. So I tink I will sweep weeel tonite!
That Lortab sounds awful, so I hope you don't have to take any more...can I say the same thing that since I'm sleep deprived and loopy from being tired I'm not responsible for my posts. And the GREEN STOOL??? I'm afraid since were getting near April fools that you are pulling my tail again, like last year, I gotta be on guard. DID YOU REALLY HAVE A GREEN SH*T FROM ST PATS FOOD COLORING??? Oh my, oh me, LOL at revenge of the green!
DorKie - I'm so sorry dat you gotta wait 3 more weeks, I can tell how disappointed you are and sure wish dere was sumpin I cud do to speed it up.
Juliet - Geeeawwwd what a funny buncha poop/fart jokes dis am, Love the panty hose joke!
Goldie - No wonder Charles didn't come back...Sheesh, I really try to be kind to ebberyone who poops in here but seems we're just the lucky ones who stick around to speak of the important things in life like duck farts, corn poopies and kilt stools. I'm glad you pointed out dat I dint mention Junie in my retelling of how fooking greatful I am to you galz for helping me keep my sanity! Junie was pouring me tons of dwinks tooo and I will eber be gweatful!! You did hep me so much. I am so greatful!!! And yes, miss our Dear Junie too so much, what a fun and inspirational person! I'm glad if I can be of hep too and make NE1 laff, I mean, wud else is there? I mean, I bout spit my coffee dis am at the green poop machine! Sooooooooooooo funny too dat you had a Trash Can DOTD on my psycho trash day! And love the B-50 POOOOOO!! LOL LOL!!
Mema - Blow my slippers off, LOL! And love POOP Beans!!! Ha ha ha!
NM - Wow, 67 deg? It is still ice planet here, but I did see my first blue bird of the season, so maybe it will start getting nice soon. Loved the musical cow cartoon! And really gotta give you big thanks for asking what the Kopi Iuwak was, cuz now I know, thanks to Goldie for posting all the scatological details. Doz lil Civets are cute!
Bernie - Ha ha ha, pooping too fast to play wif fone!
Dofey Dotty - Yay, we get more time wif DorK! Sorry agin bout da PS delayin things and that you are feeling pissy, would you like some chocolate covered piss ants? Those always work for me when I'm feeling pissy. Just kidding, and I don't mean to make a joke but you are so funny about Lisa and her pee em meetings...darn that you two didn't get together! But sounds like you got some shopping done. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR DH TOO! Hope you have a fun time together and I love the pwetty butterfly picture.
Karen - Awww, so sawwy you feel emotional but not cwying...sure hope the wine will loosen up the feelings so they can flow.
Okay, so gotta tell the truth, I been habin fun alone in da mtns. Course will be happy to see DH, but it's like a party wif me ebbery nite! And lotta pizza and booze. And tonight for dinner, no cooking just tequila shots and jalapenos, woooo hoooo! It's a party at my house and good junk food, booze, hot chili peppers and music! Then when the wind kicks up and I get skeert I sure wish DH was here!! Anyway I hope you all have a wunnerful eve.
Oh, one more thing...my DH and I have been woykin with a guy for a few years, he's older and has had a lotta cancer probs and chemo, surgery, rads, just everything...he is so totally cool, DH stopped by his store this week and he told him all the latest, lung cancer, rads, surg, I don't know what all, but this guy is so tuff, he justs beats that M'F' Rat B*stard back time and time again, he is such an inspiration! I have a prayer list that he is on and of course all of my dear friends here are on it too. I love you all so much!
Signing out from Planet Hoth,
Love and hugs to all!
"Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin." ~Mother Teresa