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Topic: Real Friends

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Jan 25, 2006 04:36PM

Missy1171 wrote:

Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like
Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speak to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath ...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?

Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can
only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. Log in to post a reply

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Jan 25, 2006 08:09PM sickofit wrote:

I love this!

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Jan 26, 2006 05:29AM normalcani wrote:

Very Cute......

Peace is seeing the sunset and knowing who to thank Dx 2/10/2004, DCIS, 3cm, Stage IIIA, Grade 3, 1/4 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2+
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Apr 4, 2006 08:52AM Catherine wrote:

Too funny.

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Apr 10, 2006 06:23PM rhymeee wrote:

cute !

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Apr 10, 2006 07:49PM trixiegram wrote:

Thanks - I really needed a good laugh. I actually have a friend like you listed - but she always makes me do all of the digging.

Your life can be a parade. Just watch out for the elephants bringing up the rear!
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Apr 10, 2006 08:38PM junie wrote:

love it, but add a # 9---

(I'll misquote, but you'll get the drift......)

#9: A friend will bail you out of jail...
A real/true friend will be sitting beside you saying, "Fu**, THAT was fun!!"

Thank god, I have friends who fit in each category!!


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