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Topic: Your Sign

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Apr 2, 2006 08:41AM

DebraLynn wrote:

Here's Your Sign

Sign's Location

What The Sign Says

Maternity Clothes Shop :
We are open on labor day.

Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a Front Door :
Everyone on the premises
is a vegetarian except the dog.

Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.

Taxidermist Window :
We really know our stuff.

Podiatrist's Window :
Time wounds all heels.

Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming.

Sign on Fence:
Salesmen welcome.
Dog food is expensive.

Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

In an office:
We shoot every 3rd salesman,
and the 2nd one just left.

Garbage Truck:
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

Computer Store :
Out for a quick byte

Diner Window:
Don't stand there and be hungry,
come in and get fed up.

Bowling Alley:
Please be quiet.
We need to hear a pin drop.

Cafeteria :
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want.

Music Library :
Bach in a minuet.

Funeral Home:
Drive carefully, we'll wait.

Electricians Truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

Butcher's Window:
Pleased to meat you.

Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!
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Apr 2, 2006 10:10AM csp wrote:

good one!
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Apr 3, 2006 10:15AM Catherine wrote:

Too funny.

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Apr 10, 2006 03:44PM rhymeee wrote:

cute...some thinking folks

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