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Topic: Nymphomaniac Convention

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Apr 2, 2006 07:55PM

normalcani wrote:

Subject: Nymphomaniac Convention
>> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced

>> up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
>> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.
>> As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
>> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
>> pleasure?"
>> She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
>> Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
>> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
>> sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
>> business role at this convention?"
>> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my

>> personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
>> sexuality."
>> "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
>> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are

>> the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
>> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
>> that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish
>> descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
>> absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
>> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
>> sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you.

>> I don't even know your name."
>> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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