While on a family outing at the lake, the husband returned to the camp site after several hours of fishing and told his wife that he needed to take a short nap. The fishing made him tired.
With the kids away hiking, the wife was bored just sitting around their campsite, so she decided to take the boat out to get some sun. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and laid back to read a book.
Before long, the game warden came by in his boat and pulled it along side the woman's boat. "Good afternoon, Ma'am," he said. "What are you doing?"
The woman felt that it was obvious what she was doing. Nevertheless she responded to the question. "Reading a book."
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, Ma'am," the game warden informed her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," the woman said.
The game warden scratched his head. "But I haven't touched you."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment, and for all I know you could start at any moment."
The game warden spit in the water, started his boat's motor, and eased it into reverse. "Have a nice day ma'am," he smiled. "Enjoy your book."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
4/2002, IDC, <1cm, Stage IV, Grade 2, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2+
Log in to post a reply