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Topic: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Apr 9, 2006 03:33PM

DebraLynn wrote:


>>1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

>>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

>>3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

>>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

>>5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

>>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

>>7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

>>8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are - You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

>>*** Remember***

>>Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

>>Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
Debra
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