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Topic: Funny Names

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Aug 20, 2006 05:53PM

b445 wrote:

Some one wanted to post about Profession and names

Example was:
Proctologist - Dr. Butts
Fertlity Specialist - Dr. Grow

what ones do you know!
Smile you will surely make someone day! Dx 4/24/2007, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Aug 20, 2006 05:56PM 2up wrote:

dr kidd.......pediatrician

dr foote........podiatrist

dr love........obgyn

all real doctors in ontario
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Aug 20, 2006 05:56PM Anonymous wrote:

This makes me laugh..my son came home from an art trip to NYC a year ago April (when he was 17) with a t-shirt from a place called Yellow Rat (so charming...)...it's a doctor's shirt

left pocket says: gynecologist
right pocket says: Dick

Oh to be that age, in NYC, with teachers and classmates...you really do only live once...
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Aug 20, 2006 05:59PM Sandra1957 wrote:

Nasal specialist - Dr. Saque Moco (take out booger in Spanish) also works for your pinky finger

Made up, not real. At least I don't think so.
I'm always steppin' in and out of crap!
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Aug 20, 2006 06:00PM Sandra1957 wrote:

We have Beaver Clinic here in town. OB-GYN

I'm always steppin' in and out of crap!
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Aug 21, 2006 05:04AM PoohRN1962 wrote:

We had an OB named Dr. Curet (prounounced curette.)

Vicki Dx 5/4/2006, IDC, Stage I, Grade 1, 0/1 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Aug 21, 2006 06:09AM lorac wrote:

This makes me think of certain restaurants too.

My all-time favorite is "Terminal Lunch." (It's next door to the train station.) And then there's the little place in West Virginia called "The Sanitary Hotdog."

And a local dentist is Dr. Smyle! And Dr. Cutts, the surgeon.

XO Carol
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Aug 21, 2006 06:52AM rferraris wrote:

My dentist as a child was Dr. Payne. His son is now practice we call them "Payne & more Payne".

Dx 7/13/2006, IDC, 5cm, Stage IIIB, 13/25 nodes, mets, ER+, HER2-
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Aug 21, 2006 06:54AM ravdeb wrote:

This is TRUE...the new gyne in our clinic is Dr. Dick. I couldn't believe it!

Another one... well-known TV show host here in Israel is called Guy Penis.
IDC, 2cm, triple negative, grade 3, node neg Dx 9/5/2005, IDC, Left, 2cm, Stage IIA, Grade 3, 0/1 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Aug 21, 2006 04:17PM - edited Nov 30, 2010 10:10AM by denisa

omg carol, our childhood family dentist was dr. smylie!
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Oct 7, 2006 11:02AM b445 wrote:

any more out there!

Smile you will surely make someone day! Dx 4/24/2007, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Oct 7, 2006 12:30PM celia088 wrote:

I go to a military hospital because my hubby is retired from 20 year active duty career in the Navy.

I was recently told that i would be assigned to a new doctor named Dr. Dick who was going to be arriving at the Internal Medicine clinic. I was horrified because i thought that i would never be able to address him by his name because i would laugh. However, he was quickly deployed to Iraq after he arrived. Instead, i got assigned to Dr. Allchin, who is a 400 lb civilian woman with many chins.

This is a true story.

celia
"May your heart always be joyful, May your song always be sung, May you stay forever young"........Bob Dylan
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Oct 7, 2006 01:41PM irisheyzs wrote:

We have a pediatric dentist named Dr. Pacman and a beauty salon called "Curl Up and Dye"

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Oct 7, 2006 06:06PM Bancroft9 wrote:

Growing up, I knew a husband and wife who were both doctors named Ill!

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Oct 7, 2006 06:33PM Sige wrote:

My son's school had a vice-principal named Mr. Chalk!

"Religion is about creation, and for that reason religion should be about the earth." - Laurie Cabot Surgery 3/25/2006 Lumpectomy: Left; Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel Dx 4/3/2006, DCIS, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/22 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Radiation Therapy 8/1/2006 Breast, Lymph nodes Hormonal Therapy 9/22/2006
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Oct 7, 2006 09:15PM AlaskaDeb wrote:

My hubby had wisdom teeth taken out at an oral surgons office...the practice was dr. fear and Dr. payne...All true. I couldn't make this $hit up if I tried!!

Deb C.
glassylady41.spaces.live.com/ Dx 2/29/2008, IDC, 3cm, Stage IV, Grade 2, 27/32 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Oct 7, 2006 10:01PM b445 wrote:

My parents are Dick & Jane and our dog is Dusty Spot

Smile you will surely make someone day! Dx 4/24/2007, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Oct 8, 2006 02:18AM DebraLynn wrote:

Kind of off topic, but does anyone remember the Mad Magazine yearbook? I would love to have one now. It had pictures of kids but the names were hysterical.

Bill Fold
Art Museum
Candy Cane
Patty O'Furniture
Cliff Hanger


Can't remember any of the others. I remember thinking whomever did the names was very clever.
Debra
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Oct 8, 2006 08:23AM djd wrote:

All of these are for real:

There was a dog groomer placed named "Doggie Style" in a Oklahoma City.

My brother had a female classmate who's name was "Bagina" !(insert Jeff Foxworthy joke here)

I had a bank customer once named "Wood Branch"
Donna Dx 12/13/2004, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 2, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Oct 8, 2006 01:40PM iodine wrote:

At the hospital where I worked a mom named her new baby "Nosmok". She said she saw it in a dream.

The sign above the doors to the delivery room was: (No Smoking)but the :"ing " was missing.

(shaking my head, that was one of the more simple names some of the mothers came up with)
Dotti---BE NOT AFRAID, Pope John Paul
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Oct 9, 2006 05:05AM tflowers wrote:

My sil gyn is Dr Bush and her father is a heart surgeon Dr Paine

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Oct 9, 2006 08:33AM evilelf wrote:

I worked with military dentists named
Dr. Pulum
Dr. Savage

peace
just vera
If it weren't for the United States MILITARY, there'd be NO United States of America
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Oct 9, 2006 08:40AM jagsfan wrote:

I HAD AN EYE SURGEON WHOSE NAME WAS DR. I.SCHNIPPER

Dx 2/8/2006, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes
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Oct 9, 2006 09:58AM Pepper_B wrote:

My Dentist's Name is Dr. Dollar......

Whoever said," winning isn't everything", never had to fight BREAST CANCER!
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Oct 9, 2006 11:29AM jz20022001 wrote:

My Dad's friend Jim Lear named his daughters Chanda Lear and Lava Lear. How crazy is that?

Catherine
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Oct 9, 2006 01:57PM lauri wrote:

My geology teacher in college -- Dr. Stone

From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success Dx 3/8/2006, ILC, 6cm+, Stage IIIB, Grade 2, 11/12 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy Arimidex (anastrozole) Surgery Mastectomy: Left Chemotherapy AC + T (Taxol) Radiation Therapy Whole-breast: Breast
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Oct 9, 2006 02:40PM ninjr wrote:

My husband is an NICU RN. A VERY young new mom came in to visit her baby girl, noticed a tag at the end of the isolet
and wanted to know who had named her baby fe-ma-le. My husband explained to her that the tag said "female" not fe-ma-le. Guess what? New mom liked the sound of it and that's what she named her daughter.
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Oct 9, 2006 03:24PM celia088 wrote:

Saw this ad on the side of a car today:

Pure Heart Massage
"May your heart always be joyful, May your song always be sung, May you stay forever young"........Bob Dylan
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Oct 9, 2006 04:08PM Biker54 wrote:

I had a bio teacher in high school,named Mr.Baum, who named his son Adam. No joke!
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Oct 10, 2006 12:25AM ravdeb wrote:

There was a family named Fink.
Daughters were Ima Fink and Ura Fink.

But this isn't really true, I don't think!
IDC, 2cm, triple negative, grade 3, node neg Dx 9/5/2005, IDC, Left, 2cm, Stage IIA, Grade 3, 0/1 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Oct 15, 2006 01:57PM kenzie-2006Oct15 wrote:

I once worked for a lady named "Polly". She was out one day when I took a phone message for her it was her ex-husband & his last name was "Parrot". I never let her live it down! No wonder she divorced him.

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