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Topic: Funny Names

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Aug 21, 2006 05:53AM

b445 wrote:

Some one wanted to post about Profession and names

Example was:
Proctologist - Dr. Butts
Fertlity Specialist - Dr. Grow

what ones do you know!
Smile you will surely make someone day! Dx 4/24/2007, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Oct 16, 2006 02:39AM djd wrote:

Kyle Petty, NASCAR driver and son of racing legend Richard Petty, is married to Patti.

I always crack up when I think about her name - Patti Petty
Donna Dx 12/13/2004, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 2, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Oct 16, 2006 07:07AM b445 wrote:

Wow there are some great funny names out there. Keep it up!

Smile you will surely make someone day! Dx 4/24/2007, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Oct 16, 2006 07:16AM bonny1963 wrote:

I have a neighbor who worked at a hospital and she was telling me some names she had dealt with. A woman had twin sons. She named one le-mon-jel-lo and the other one was or-ange-jel-lo. Another one was shi-the-ad.
My sister worked in a pediatrician's office and one mother brought her son in. His name was Cole. Their last name was Miner. They would actually get upset when someone would make a comment about "coal miner". Gotta love people.
Bonny
Bonny -With God, all things are possible. Dx 9/12/2006, DCIS, 2cm, Stage II, 2/10 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+
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Oct 17, 2006 12:47AM djd wrote:

The worst name I ever remember hearing was a classmate of my brother. Her name was (and I am not making this up)...
"Bagina"!
Donna Dx 12/13/2004, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 2, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 22, 2007 05:49AM b445 wrote:

Any new names out there?

Smile you will surely make someone day! Dx 4/24/2007, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Jan 22, 2007 11:40PM jz20022001 wrote:

I went to high school with a girl named Mary Chris (Mass).

Catherine
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Jan 23, 2007 05:28AM dash wrote:

I knew an April Shower in middle school and I went to a dentist named Dr. Rotem

Lots of people talk to animals...Not very many listen, though...That's the problem. ~The Tao of Pooh
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Jan 23, 2007 07:46AM Lauralynne wrote:

I used to work in a hospital and one of our best cardiologists was named Dr. Faith. I liked him too, good doctor. :-)

Dx 02/06 IDC, 06/06 IBC, 4/9 positive nodes, grade 3, triple neg, Stage IV.
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Jan 23, 2007 05:42PM marshakb wrote:

A girl in my high school was named Esther Will. (and she would!) Marsha

I'm not dead yet! Dx ILC, Stage IV, 1/13 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Jan 25, 2007 04:06AM gerbie wrote:

I once worked for a doctor and his name was Dr. Doctor...his brother was a dentist.

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Jan 25, 2007 04:17AM mjd1214 wrote:

The doctor that did my colonoscopy was Dr. Bogus.

Jeannette
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Jan 25, 2007 06:45AM cheri123 wrote:

When I was in the hospital for pneumonia in ICU I woke up and there was a man standing there & told me he was my dr. and his name was Dr. Grimm, I told him I hoped that wasn't his first name! (as in Reeper)

Also, I worked for a trucking company once in the Personnel office and one of our drivers name was Adam Baum. My office managers name was Polly Parrot. lol I sure had fun with her!

Cheri
Cheri
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Jan 25, 2007 07:00AM gracejon wrote:

I dated a guy whose sister was named Holly Wood.

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Jan 26, 2007 10:26PM beth1225 wrote:

A guy in college told me once that he went to high school with a family named UpDegrave (not sure of spelling). He said the one brother was named Philip (phil) and the other Douglas (Doug). We were at a kegger so it may not be true 'cause we were a little drunk. OOPS.

Love and hugs, Beth "Without Humor, life is a walk, not a joyride." PBM 5/7/2007 www.youravon.com/bethcohen www.freewebs.com/larryandbeth is our family website, please visit me! Dx 1/3/2008, DCIS, Stage 0, 0/6 nodes, ER+
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Jan 27, 2007 08:26AM Binney4 wrote:

I had a friend in high school named Candy Barr. And a hospital administrator here has two sons they named Beau and Ty.

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Jan 27, 2007 08:29AM Oneita wrote:

Know a man name Major Minor.

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Jan 27, 2007 08:34AM LiveForToday wrote:

This is the funniest thread ever!!! Also had a MD named Dr. Paine, may be off topic but we have a grocery store here and it's name is Roach's Grocery!! Gotta love it....

I will stand my ground...and I won't back down
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Jan 30, 2007 06:51AM florencedonna wrote:

My PCP is Dr. Croke. My childhood optometrist was Dr. Loveall.

I went to high school with Wes Minster (Abbey)

donna
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Jan 30, 2007 09:44AM sjoc wrote:

One of my instructors in school was an oral surgeon named Dr. Ripp; and another dentist in the area was named Dr. Darling. I work in a dental office and have patients with the first names - Precious, Unique, and Princess

Dx 5/2/2006, IDC, 3cm, Stage II, Grade 3, 1/2 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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Jun 18, 2015 12:22PM footprintsangel wrote:

I had a surgeon named Dr Fox (Sly)

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Jun 19, 2015 02:33AM - edited Jun 19, 2015 02:34AM by Jujube43

In my home town the coroner (who was elected many times) had the surname of Blood. I went to High School with his daughter Barb.


Dx 8/2/2013, IBC, 6cm+, Stage IIIC, Grade 2, 17/17 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Chemotherapy 8/19/2013 AC + T (Taxol) Surgery 2/11/2014 Mastectomy: Right Radiation Therapy 3/12/2014 Breast, Lymph nodes Dx 7/11/2014, IBC, Right, 3cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 2, 17/17 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 7/12/2014 Femara (letrozole)
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Jun 19, 2015 11:26AM footprintsangel wrote:

How about a Dr I had name Dr Chamber (Like  a scary person

would say meet me in my Chambers)

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Jun 19, 2015 11:39AM fizzdon52 wrote:

I had to deal with a customer whose name was May Dye. We had a famous TV Presenter here in NZ who made fun of an Indian lady whose name was Sheila DipShit. He actually ended up getting fired because he couldn't stop laughing on air when trying to pronounce her name.

Dx 2/8/2014, ILC, Right, 3cm, Grade 2, 0/11 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 4/29/2014 Lumpectomy: Right; Lymph node removal: Right, Underarm/Axillary Radiation Therapy 5/31/2014 Whole-breast: Breast Hormonal Therapy 6/30/2014 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone)
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Jun 22, 2015 11:53AM footprintsangel wrote:

My friend Priscilla Presley

Like Elvis

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Jun 22, 2015 12:39PM ruthbru wrote:

* Father Sinner (a real priest) and his brother Governor Sinner (a real former governor of North Dakota)

* Dr. Tooth (although he was an optometrist, not a dentist)

* My brother dated a girl named Candy Bar also

* a 6th grade teacher named Mr. Sexe (pronounced Sexy)



"Invisible threads are the strongest ties." Friedrich Nietzsche Dx 2/2007, Stage IIA, Grade 3, 0/11 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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Jun 22, 2015 12:50PM AZ85048 wrote:

In college I dated a guy named Jack Haas (pronounced like @ss)... but then I dumped him; because he was one. Winking

DCIS, LCIS, and ALH (also a DES daughter) 'Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts - it's what you do with what you have left'. ~Hubert Humphrey Dx 7/12/2013, DCIS Surgery 7/26/2013 Lumpectomy: Left Dx 8/2/2013, LCIS Surgery 8/20/2013 Lymph node removal: Left; Mastectomy: Left, Right; Reconstruction (left): Tissue expander placement; Reconstruction (right): Tissue expander placement Surgery 12/25/2013 Reconstruction (left): Silicone implant; Reconstruction (right): Silicone implant Surgery 6/23/2014 Reconstruction (left): Silicone implant; Reconstruction (right): Silicone implant Surgery 10/22/2014 Reconstruction (left): Fat grafting; Reconstruction (right): Fat grafting Surgery 1/7/2015 Reconstruction (left): Nipple tattoo; Reconstruction (right): Nipple tattoo
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Jun 22, 2015 12:50PM leggo wrote:

Fizzdon, I've got that Paul Henry Breakfast video on my phone permanently. It is sooooo funny. I'm in Canada so it certainly made it around. I'm even laughing typing this.

"Once more into the fray... Into the last good fight I'll ever know... Live and die on this day... Live and die on this day." - The Grey
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Jun 22, 2015 01:07PM Tomboy wrote:

...A name I saw in the sacramento phonebook once years ago: Reekie Smelli. True.

"I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sound & vision" David Bowie, Rest in pax, my beloved changeling... Dx 6/8/2012, IDC, Right, 1cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 25/30 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2+
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Jun 25, 2015 12:24PM footprintsangel wrote:

Michael Gerber 

Baby food ? No fighter fighter

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Jun 28, 2015 11:23AM footprintsangel wrote:

Elmer   in the cartoons

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