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Topic: Love

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Mar 9, 2004 07:48PM

Hana wrote:

A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS.
HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND
FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.

HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE
TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER
NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.

WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:
"LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES!
HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A
WOMAN IN YEARS. I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK.
IF HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE
TELLS YOU. SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU.
THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL
KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"

TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK. HE WAS
WHISPERING IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE
CUTE, AND ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE
BATHROOM. BE STRONG HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!"
Hana
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Mar 15, 2004 07:26AM Catherine wrote:

That's a good one.

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Mar 15, 2004 08:43AM MJB wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN A YEAR .
THANK YOU HANA.

MJB(MARILYN)
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Mar 30, 2006 07:37PM rhymeee wrote:

OMG! This had to be bumped

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Mar 31, 2006 01:43AM Sierra wrote:

OH,, my

LOL
The Time is Now! Dx 1/2000, 3cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-
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Mar 31, 2006 07:51AM ravdeb wrote:

hahahahahahaha....love it!!!

ravdeb
IDC, 2cm, triple negative, grade 3, node neg Dx 9/5/2005, IDC, Left, 2cm, Stage IIA, Grade 3, 0/1 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-
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Apr 1, 2006 10:45AM normalcani wrote:

Too funny........

Hugs......
Peace is seeing the sunset and knowing who to thank Dx 2/10/2004, DCIS, 3cm, Stage IIIA, Grade 3, 1/4 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2+

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