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Topic: Wacky Definition Word Game

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Apr 13, 2009 05:50AM - edited Apr 19, 2009 10:03AM by barbe1958

barbe1958 wrote:

Okay, here's the concept. You have to take a real word and give it a new definition. Then you have to start the next person off with a word.

Octopus: a mother cat with 8 kittens

New word: Hydrofoil 

Now we'll see who's clever, and has a warped sense of humour. Surprised

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 2, 2009 05:02AM barbe1958 wrote:

Talkative: a native at the phone company

Supermarket: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 2, 2009 05:43AM leaf wrote:

Supermarket: 3 year old throws  bowl of soup on the wall

comfortable

Classic LCIS.If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them- Isaac Asimov Dx 12/8/2005, LCIS, ER+/PR- Surgery 1/24/2006 Lumpectomy: Left Hormonal Therapy 7/15/2006 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone)
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May 2, 2009 05:49AM - edited May 2, 2009 05:52AM by barbe1958

Comfortable: a tent made out of bedding thrown over the coffee table 

Mistake: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 2, 2009 06:07AM leaf wrote:

mistake: a female prison inmate

requirement

Classic LCIS.If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them- Isaac Asimov Dx 12/8/2005, LCIS, ER+/PR- Surgery 1/24/2006 Lumpectomy: Left Hormonal Therapy 7/15/2006 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone)
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May 2, 2009 06:32AM - edited May 2, 2009 06:33AM by barbe1958

Requirement: Having to sing in the church choir before mass or having to try out for the choir

Landscape 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 2, 2009 07:49AM crazy4carrots wrote:

Landscape -- lawn coverage

credenza

The demagogue preaches doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. Dx 1/10/2008, ILC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 2, 2009 11:40AM barbe1958 wrote:

Credenza: a cabinet to hold your Visa receipts

Highway:

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 2, 2009 12:51PM crazy4carrots wrote:

Barbe -- best definition yet of credenza!!!!

Highway: going to pot

torture

The demagogue preaches doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. Dx 1/10/2008, ILC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 2, 2009 01:43PM - edited May 3, 2009 11:30AM by barbe1958

Torture: the leg of the furniture you stub your toe on

Computer:

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 3, 2009 03:50PM annie-2 wrote:

computer - well built Indian from Utah (((remember Barbe?))))) back on pg. 3

computer - an Indian from Utah that is sane.  (more than one def for any word)

 CARROT   Laughing

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May 3, 2009 04:11PM crazy4carrots wrote:

Carrot -- auto ready for the junkheap

CELERY

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May 3, 2009 04:16PM annie-2 wrote:

can't think of one for CELERY right now ---------- just want to say carrot -- car rot ! That's a good one! Laughing

okay somebody-------

celery

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May 3, 2009 04:26PM crazy4carrots wrote:

celery -- what I used to make before I retired!

And sticking to the veggie theme:

CAULIFLOWER

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May 3, 2009 04:30PM barbe1958 wrote:

Jo, what's really dumb is that I had a different word that I then realized I had already used so I posted a new old one. DOI! 

Love the veggie ones! hehehehehe

Cauliflower: the only blooming plant the dog will pee on

Lettuce: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 3, 2009 04:39PM arnie wrote:

talkative:  a state in which I find myself after too much coffee

catharsis:

Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2009 04:45PM barbe1958 wrote:

Catharsis: My sister Kathy after a couple of drinks!

Lettuce: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 3, 2009 05:20PM arnie wrote:

Lettuce:  Lettuce all get along...Wink  sorry...couldn't resist...lol
Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2009 05:23PM arnie wrote:

oops! lol   Just had a glass of wine...ekes!

Michevious:

Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2009 05:25PM barbe1958 wrote:

hehehehehehehhe Laughing

Mischievious: a female leader of the tribe

Discount: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 3, 2009 05:28PM arnie wrote:

lol... love this game!!!

Discount:  what you do when you are stalked without reason...

Reality:

Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2009 05:36PM barbe1958 wrote:

Laughing

Reality: what people who can't handle drugs have to deal with

Fashion: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 3, 2009 05:44PM arnie wrote:

Fashion:  my nemesis...such a tomboy

Alternative:

Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2009 06:21PM crazy4carrots wrote:

alternative -- aboriginal sex change

broccoli

The demagogue preaches doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. Dx 1/10/2008, ILC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 3, 2009 11:08PM barbe1958 wrote:

Broccoli: the puppies male sibling (see cauliflower above) ehehehe

Pencil: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 4, 2009 04:04AM leaf wrote:

Pencil: ink on the ceiling

mustard

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May 4, 2009 04:24AM barbe1958 wrote:

Mustard: poo from a yellow bird

Cranberry:

(I printed the list out yesterday (cut and paste), and you guys won't believe how clever we are! In the list you don't see the time ticking away, so it looks like very quick quips! hehehehhee) Wow 2 Qs in one sentence, I wonder if I'll ever do that again?

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 4, 2009 04:25AM arnie wrote:

mustard:  mustering enough courage to shave your head...

membrane:

Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 4, 2009 04:28AM barbe1958 wrote:

uh oh, arnie and I were posting at the same time@

Membrane: the united knowledge of the male population

Cranberry: 

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/15/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/10/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/16/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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May 4, 2009 04:44AM arnie wrote:

Lol... love it barbe...hehehe

Cranberry:  Calculating how many berries can be stuffed into a long necked wine bottle..(that I drank last night)

Tapioca:

Dx 2/24/2009, DCIS, 1cm, Stage IIA, Grade 1, 2/22 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-
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May 4, 2009 10:28AM crazy4carrots wrote:

Tapioca:  Mexican tapdance

rhubarb:

The demagogue preaches doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. Dx 1/10/2008, ILC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-

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