Posted on: Jul 25, 2010 12:49AM - edited Apr 26, 2014 01:00PM by AnacortesGirl
OK ladies. I know this may go over like a lead balloon but I have a weird sense of humor. And in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck jokes I thought we might have enough material to do some cancer jokes.
You know you are a cancer patient when ...
You read a book and you laugh when the subject has been diagnosed with cancer and their first question to the oncologist is "Will I lose my hair?".
Your onc says that you need a transfusion and you ask "Can I get that from a nineteen year old?"
When your onc asks you the folllowing "Are you fatigued? Apetite OK? Any neuropathy? Bowels OK?" and you respond with "Can't you come up with any new questions?" and the onc responds with "I get paid to ask these questions!"
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Jul 26, 2010 11:54AM diana50 wrote:
when you stand naked in front of a long mirror and embrace your wrinkles...scars...and body changes....because you are just soooo grateful to be alive.
Jul 26, 2010 12:01PM cka0706 wrote:
you bump into something with your fake boobs and don't realize it ... particularly funny when someone sees it and doesn't know they're fake!
And as for the other posts ... ROFLMAO!!! Thanks everyone!!
Jul 26, 2010 02:55PM lvtwoqlt wrote:
You have both a heater and a fan in your office to take care of the sudden temperature swings due to tamox.
Jul 26, 2010 03:55PM lvtwoqlt wrote:mumayan, been there, done that to show off my tattoos .
Jul 26, 2010 08:30PM jenn3 wrote:
When you come home after a long day and take off the boobs or on the weekend you debate whether or not to wear boobs that day.................
Jul 26, 2010 11:12PM Faith316 wrote:
When part of your daily routine involves taking your prosthesis with you into the shower to wash it and then standing in front of the mirror when you are dressing to make sure the real boob and the fake boob are even with each and not too lopsided.
Jul 26, 2010 11:37PM BrendaAreYouA4 wrote:
...when you take your fluids intravenously!
Jul 27, 2010 06:27AM AussieSheila wrote:
........when you walk and talk like your grandmothers' grandmother.
Jul 27, 2010 06:52AM somanywomen wrote:
when you don't know whether to laugh or cry hysterically from these posts....
Jul 27, 2010 07:52AM Faith316 wrote:
When you have baseball caps to match your various outfits and before BC, you could probably count on one hand the number of times you ever wore a baseball cap in your life!
Jul 27, 2010 05:21PM Faith316 wrote:
When every 3 months your eyelashes and eyebrows thin AGAIN!
Jul 27, 2010 05:32PM weesa wrote:
When you buy volumnizing shampoo for your crotch hair.
Jul 27, 2010 05:58PM MicheleS wrote:
when you show up at the radiation safety office (at work) after PET scans just to make the Geiger counters go off... (and when the staff of the radiation safety office are so used to you messing with them that they don't even look up from their desks anymore).