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Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Jul 31, 2011 01:32PM - edited Aug 1, 2011 04:17PM by spar2

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Aug 1, 2011 04:18PM spar2 wrote:

deleted because it wasn't a good story beginning.  If anyone has one please start it.

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Aug 1, 2011 04:36PM sarah1968uk wrote:

 Jackie woke up, looked out of her bedroom window and saw..... 

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Aug 2, 2011 01:29PM ruthbru wrote:

a handsome stranger peering through the window back at her.

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Aug 3, 2011 09:10AM Faith316 wrote:

Of course, her bedroom is on the third floor of the house and she wondered how he got up to that window?

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Aug 3, 2011 12:18PM livinglarge wrote:

He must have climbed up that old fire escape.  

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Aug 3, 2011 12:19PM ruthbru wrote:

He knocks on my window, and timidly I open it a crack.

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Aug 3, 2011 12:23PM livinglarge wrote:

I know I shouldn't open the window but there is something about him that draws me toward him

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Aug 3, 2011 12:26PM ruthbru wrote:

His smoldering black eyes look deep into my own.

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Aug 3, 2011 12:32PM livinglarge wrote:

Just as I was going to reach out to him there was a knock at the front door

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Aug 3, 2011 03:40PM sarah1968uk wrote:

 "Oh, crap!!" I yelled, "it's"......

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Aug 3, 2011 03:50PM ruthbru wrote:

my loyal, but boring, long time boyfriend!

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Aug 3, 2011 03:55PM sewingnut wrote:

Should I open the door?

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Aug 3, 2011 03:59PM ruthbru wrote:

And let him in....or should I open the window and let the handsome stranger in?

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Aug 3, 2011 09:12PM - edited Aug 3, 2011 09:13PM by sarah1968uk

 I am pondering this dilemma, when the stranger raps on the window  again and shouts "Madame, can you 'elp  me?"  I notice he has a sexy French accent....

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Aug 4, 2011 06:52AM livinglarge wrote:

The accent was just to much to resist... I ran to open the window all the way to allow this beautiful stranger to...

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Aug 4, 2011 06:56AM sewingnut wrote:

step into my room only to notice....

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Aug 4, 2011 06:56AM Angelice wrote:

To enter through my window when suddenly

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Aug 4, 2011 07:05AM - edited Aug 4, 2011 07:06AM by sewingnut

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Aug 4, 2011 07:08AM sewingnut wrote:

The front door squeaked...... and I heard a high pitched  voice say "Surprise"......

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Aug 4, 2011 08:48AM livinglarge wrote:

oh what poor timing for my mother to drop by with chicken soup... never should have mentioned I felt I was getting a cold but maybe....

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Aug 4, 2011 09:15AM - edited Aug 4, 2011 09:15AM by sarah1968uk

 it was a good thing that it was her instead of my boyfriend. We were supposed to be going shopping for garden gnomes today.  He was so looking forward to it. Maybe I'll tell her I'm meeting Reginald in 10 minutes - she won't want me to keep him hanging about.

 "Come in", I tell the handsome Frenchman. "You're not an axe murderer are you?!"

 "Oh, non, cherie!", he murmured with a slight, irresistible, laugh," I am a vet. I'm visiting my old college roommate 'oo lives next door. It's just that I 'ave lost my....."

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Aug 4, 2011 09:43AM livinglarge wrote:

monkey.  What an unusual pet.  I sure hope he is a friendly monkey.  How long will you be... 

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Aug 4, 2011 04:47PM ruthbru wrote:

staying?" "A long time, I think, now that I have met you."

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Aug 4, 2011 07:04PM livinglarge wrote:

you must have read my mind.  Would you like a glass of wine or perhaps

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Aug 4, 2011 07:24PM livinglarge wrote:

or do you prefer champagne?  I think I have a bottle in the frig that I have been saving for..

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Aug 4, 2011 07:40PM ruthbru wrote:

just such a night as this.

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Aug 4, 2011 07:46PM Laurie08 wrote:

the wine sounds nice, is there a place where we could....

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Aug 4, 2011 07:55PM ruthbru wrote:

chasing my monkey around the neighborhood.

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Aug 4, 2011 08:01PM ruthbru wrote:

But first we must find him. "Wait, what is that noise coming from the refrigerator?" I open the fridge door and the drunken monkey jumps out waving an empty champagne bottle!

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Aug 4, 2011 08:14PM Laurie08 wrote:

he's smiling and waving at us so I...

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