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Topic: Six truths in life

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Mar 11, 2012 01:48PM

tuckertwo wrote:

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today

tucker :)

"I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed...nothing will be impossible for you'. Matthew 17:20 Dx 8/27/2008, IDC, 2cm, Stage II, Grade 3, 0/8 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+
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Mar 11, 2012 01:53PM J9W wrote:

Let us idiots unite!!  Not only smiling but laughing too.

DCIS, grade 3, 2009. Right mastectomy, tamoxifen for only 11 months.
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Mar 11, 2012 03:16PM barbe1958 wrote:

HAHAHAHA!! I even had my DH try it to prove #1 wrong!!! Call me an idiot!!! hehehehehhee

Dx 12/10/2008, IDC: Papillary, Left, 1cm, Stage IB, 2/5 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 12/16/2008 Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel; Mastectomy: Left, Right Dx 2/4/2016, IDC: Papillary, Left, Stage IV, ER+/PR+, HER2- Hormonal Therapy 2/11/2016 Arimidex (anastrozole) Radiation Therapy 2/17/2016 Whole-breast: Lymph nodes, Chest wall
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Mar 11, 2012 03:20PM dutchgirl6 wrote:

I'm such an idiot! Lol

Dx 12/18/2009, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 2, 2/23 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- Surgery 2/1/2010 Lumpectomy: Left; Lymph node removal: Left, Sentinel Surgery 2/22/2010 Lymph node removal: Left, Underarm/Axillary Chemotherapy 4/27/2010 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel) Radiation Therapy 9/6/2010 Whole-breast: Breast Hormonal Therapy 10/31/2010 Tamoxifen pills (Nolvadex, Apo-Tamox, Tamofen, Tamone) Hormonal Therapy 4/30/2013 Arimidex (anastrozole)
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Mar 21, 2012 03:46AM She_Is_Virgo wrote:

I'm an idiot, you're an idiot, we are ALL IDIOTS, LOL LOL LOL

"Every new day should be unwrapped like a precious gift. That is why it is called: The Present." Dx 9/17/2010, IBC, Stage IV, Grade 3, mets, ER+/PR+, HER2-
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Mar 21, 2012 04:55AM Marple wrote:

Here is another idiot LMBO.

And as I'm foolishly staring up at the ceiling with my tongue out I'm thinking, "there must really be something wrong with me as I'm able to do it so easily".  Hahahahaha.

Dx 2006, IDC, Stage IIB, Grade 2, 1/14 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

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