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Topic: A Cure for Cancer... LAUGHTER (Videos & Jokes)

Forum: Humor and Games — Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but sometimes a good joke or a game is the best medicine.

Posted on: Nov 2, 2016 05:29PM - edited Mar 26, 2017 05:16PM by gmmiph

gmmiph wrote:

Hi everyone

Give yourself a break from the stressful times you've had.

Laughter is the Best Medicine!

This thread is intended to bring humor to all cancer patients and anybody who needs a laugh.

You can share good clean funny jokes, pictures, and videos on this thread.

Regards,

gmmiph


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 2, 2016 05:33PM - edited Dec 7, 2016 05:02PM by gmmiph

Here's a funny compilation about kids. Hope you like it!


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 2, 2016 05:53PM - edited Dec 7, 2016 05:03PM by gmmiph

Here's another funny video.


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 2, 2016 06:06PM - edited Nov 2, 2016 06:23PM by gmmiph

An Owl That Accidentally Saw You Naked


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 07:24PM gmmiph wrote:

Top 10 Ways to Know you are a Cancer Survivor

Top 10 Ways to Know You are a Cancer Survivor

10. Your alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m. and you're glad to hear it.
9. Your mother-in-law invites you to lunch and you just say NO.
8. You're back in the family rotation to take out the garbage.
7. When you no longer have an urge to choke the person who says, "all you need to beat cancer is the right attitude."
6. When your dental floss runs out and you buy 1000 yards.
5. When you use your toothbrush to brush your teeth and not comb your hair.
4. You have a chance to buy additional life insurance but you buy a new convertible car instead.
3. Your doctor tells you to lose weight and do something about your cholesterol and you actually listen.
2. When your biggest annual celebration is again your birthday, and not the day you were diagnosed.
1. When you use your Visa card more than your hospital parking pass.

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 07:59PM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 08:58PM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 09:12PM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 10:08PM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 10:25PM - edited Nov 5, 2016 07:27PM by gmmiph

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 4, 2016 10:52PM - edited Dec 22, 2016 08:33PM by gmmiph

You are most welcome bosumblues. You can add your own clean and funny pics or videos here. Here's one you might also like...



Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 5, 2016 06:51AM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 5, 2016 05:31PM gmmiph wrote:

Here's a cute one...

Dancing Cats and dogs

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 5, 2016 05:57PM gmmiph wrote:

They are so cute...

Funny Singers

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 5, 2016 06:31PM gmmiph wrote:

Really funny...

Funny Stupid Stuff

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 5, 2016 07:21PM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 5, 2016 11:22PM - edited Nov 5, 2016 11:24PM by gmmiph

Nice funny post BosumBlues. You're right, so true. I like #9 and #18 best.

I noticed it came from a pinoy cebuano, Are you pinay?

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 02:46AM gmmiph wrote:

Here is the link toAdrenalin Rush

How to take your minds off cancer.

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 04:50AM - edited Nov 6, 2016 12:54PM by gmmiph

Here is my own cancer treatment! My son.

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 11:39AM gmmiph wrote:

BosumBlues, another great joke with some semblance of truth about aging. I thought it can also apply to chemo brains.

The website where you're getting your jokes, Atchuup, is Visayan. Visayas region is in the middle part of the Philippines that is why i thought you are a pinoy or Filipino. Cebuano is a native of Cebu province, from the Visayas region. I am Pinay, from Manila. May i know where do you live?

Thanks for the post and please send more. I really like them.

Have a nice day,

Gmmiph


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 11:40AM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 12:14PM - edited Nov 6, 2016 12:20PM by gmmiph

Thanks for your prompt reply BosumBlues.

I try to find funny stuff for those stressed out cancer patients. Just my little way of caring and sharing. I like to humor myself too so as not to feel down about my condition. Laughter do help me a lot.

Ok, see ya.

Take care,

gmmiph

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 12:24PM gmmiph wrote:

Gee, another quick reply. Haha, i wasnt even finished editing mine. LOL!

So are done with your treatment? How long ago?


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 12:30PM Loveroflife wrote:

Thanks, Gm! Lovely boy...so innocent and sweet. May chemo be kind to you, but tough and mean to the rogue cells. I have visited both Manila and Cebu.

My grace is sufficient for you, My strength is made perfect in weakness. 2 Cor 12:9. Dx 8/25/2014, DCIS, 3cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR- Surgery 9/16/2014 Mastectomy: Left Dx 10/13/2014, IDC, <1cm, Stage IA, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2+ Surgery 1/12/2015 Reconstruction (left): Tissue expander placement Surgery 5/13/2015 Reconstruction (left): Saline implant
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Nov 6, 2016 12:38PM gmmiph wrote:

Thanks for your kind words and for Peanut, Loveroflife.

I see you've been to the Philippines. I've been to california twice. What brought you to our country? Just for vacation?

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 12:44PM gmmiph wrote:

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 01:07PM gmmiph wrote:

Bosum, I am your "Creepy Ex"! LOL! Kidding... Thanks for that reply. I wish you a cancer-free life, 5 to 10 to 15 years ... from now. Why does it always has to be 5 years after? Geesh. LOL!


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 11:03PM gmmiph wrote:

Bosumblues,

My mindset at present is to kick cancer's ass to oblivion. I have a long list of family cancer history with no survivorand I am determined to be the first one to beat it. With or without recurrence, I will fight, not to the death, but to survive. We should have this attitude, otherwise, what good would it be in getting treated, spending money, being on BCO etc?

Forget about cancer as much as we can and try to enjoy life. Btw, your last post is hilarious Dr. Vasheena. LOL!


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 6, 2016 11:04PM gmmiph wrote:

Here's granny

Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)
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Nov 7, 2016 12:41AM gmmiph wrote:

And that's how the fight started...


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Nov 7, 2016 02:39AM gmmiph wrote:

You sure look like Twins to me!!!


Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them". Dx 2/10/2016, IDC, Right, 2cm, Stage IIB, Grade 3, 1/14 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2- Surgery 9/21/2016 Chemotherapy 11/3/2016 Cytoxan (cyclophosphamide), Ellence (epirubicin), Fluorouracil (5-fluorouracil, 5-FU, Adrucil), Taxotere (docetaxel)

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