OK ladies. I know this may go over like a lead balloon but I have a weird sense of humor. And in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck jokes I thought we might have enough material to do some cancer jokes.
You know you are a cancer patient when ...
You read a book and you laugh when the subject has been diagnosed with cancer and their first question to the oncologist is "Will I lose my hair?".
Your onc says that you need a transfusion and you ask "Can I get that from a nineteen year old?"
When your onc asks you the folllowing "Are you fatigued? Apetite OK? Any neuropathy? Bowels OK?" and you respond with "Can't you come up with any new questions?" and the onc responds with "I get paid to ask these questions!"
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Christy - BRCA2+; mets to bones and liver, Taxol/Sutent -> AC, BMX - no recon, Rads, Carboplatin, BSO, Veliparib trial (8/30/13-3/13/14)
7/21/2009, ILC, 5cm, Stage IIIC, Grade 3, 14/17 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-
09/01/2010 Aromasin (chemical name: exemestane, class: aromatase inhibitor)
09/09/2012 Femara (chemical name: letrozole, class: aromatase inhibitor)
9/9/2012, ILC, Stage IV, Grade 3, ER+/PR-, HER2-
03/29/2013 Xeloda (chemical name: capecitabine)
08/16/2013 Faslodex (chemical name: fulvestrant, class: estrogen receptor downregulator (ERD))
03/20/2014 Carboplatin (brand name: Paraplatin)
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