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John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy.
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What a PARTAY....you girlz iz sure rocking da house tonight, I mean da HTL! DorK, you are in fine form, I just love your silly posts, you iz such FUN, and you too Beans!!! And a big welcome to our newest loungette....DRUANNE!!!! Now I think a new tradition (can't traditions be new sometimes?) is to sneak up on the newbies and cover dem wid da silly string.....watch out Druanne!!!
Bernie, I love that joke! Love it when I can't figure out what the punch line would be, and that one had me surprised!
I think I should go and get some mo money from our Casino ATM, as this real casino is getting all my dough. Was winning good, then made the mistake of going back to some favorite machines, after dwinking.....put it all back into them! Had a buttery nipple for a nightcap, so thought of all my bweast fwiends here.
So glad everyone is keeping this such a fun thread! This is such an awesome place to hang out and laugh and be silly. You girlz really rock!!!
Chairs!
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Welcome Druanne.
Friendship
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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his letter was sent to the School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.
Dear Lions Bay School,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.
She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to f**/ off.Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.
God bless you all.
Sincerely,
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said; "I'm sorry, your duck (Cuddles) has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed; "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead." replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room.
He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said; "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried; "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!?"
The vet shrugged; "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but... with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."0 -
Good morning, Loungettes! Just a quick note this am before I head off to work. It's a light day so far, but the day has barely begun! I've got lots of help on today, too, so we can handle just about anything. Remember yesterday I said I needed to review my medication boxes and make sure that I was setting them up correctly? Well, good thing I did. The bad dreams and other little anxiety type stuff was because I forgot to put the Neurontin (gabapentin) in the night time slots. That's 600 mg of a medication that one should not stop abruptly! The 300 I take in the am was smoothing out some of the withdrawal symptoms, but they were still there. So I've got my night time medications set up correctly now, and in a day or two my gabapentin levels will be back to ‘normal' and most of the nightmares and such will stop. Even SuperNurse can mess up sometimes. So everyone, please take a moment sometime this weekend to double check what you are taking for medication against what you are supposed to be taking, check whatever system you are using, because even the best of us medication knowledge wise can make a woopsy. I'm using anesthesia-brain as an excuse this time. You loungettes can use Holiday Stress, or chemo brain, or cancer brain (anyone catch the article that reported on a small study implying that the cognitive change (aka chemo brain) may be related to the cancer itself as it shows up BEFORE chemo AND in women who do not take chemo, also a suggestion of the diagnosis process and treatment process causing PTSD?)
Goldie-HOORAY for 6 month ALL CLEAR!
I get the idea I may have gotten up on my soapbox a time or two already, loungettes can predict an outburst from me! Kind of funny, when I think about it.
Bernie-LOL! Where do you find those??
DorK-I participated in a program like that through an insurance company a few years ago. The first "prize" was a pedometer, and it didn't have a money payout, but I've read about a lot of that type of program. My employer's insurance has a similar program, but one of the requirement is that your PCP be one of the system docs, and I don't want to change docs, so I won't qualify for the payoff even if I do everything else they ask for. But it's a good incentive program, and I don't mind hearing about your progress!
A B-day PARTAY for BEANIE! YEAH!
Wahine-you have GOT to stop hogging Mr. Big, or at least stop making the funny noises. We want to hear the real noises so we can add to the fun!
Mrs. Vino-been dwinking hard, have you,deary?
Druanne-WELCOME! You can drink anything you want in here. Please join us! It will take a while for enough of us to sober up to give you a total tour of the Hot Tata Lounge, but everything is free, no hangovers, no drug interactions ever happen here. Lots of other stuff does, though. . .
Undie-Nice to be ahead of someone younger that you, isn't it?
Princess Glitter Sizzle says today's DOTD (Drink of the Day for the newbies) is:
The Pill Box
1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1 1/2 oz Bourbon
1 1/2 oz Sloe Gin
1 tsp Ice
(Fill to Top) Orange Juice
1 splash GrenadineDirections
Mix all ingredients in mason jar, add ice and enjoy
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Wow, was a quick stop to say hi all, took15 minutes to catch up! HAPPY Beanday Birth! Oops, you know what I means Beans! Hope you had fun!
Druanne, lovely to meet ya, we need more beer goils in de HTL. Shannon, we got another one, yay! FYI, I want a BOTD ( beer of the day) now too, this should be an equal opportunity bar! Anyways, welcome, drink virtually, really and any other way in de HTL!
DorKiest, you are NOT taking it easy chick! Luv the laughs, but hope Stella gets any aftermath of you putting up trees, etc. Hope you is good now!
Wahine, hope you are a money machine (as in winning) today.
Bernie, luv the teacher joke, will share it with a few teacher friends!
Luv to all, gotta go get $hit done, then drink later.
BOTD is Corsendonk Christmas Ale, made in Belgium, a strong dark ale, luvely!
Cheers, Beers and Mr. Big and the Tenders Rears! Luv youse gals! Scuby0 -
LOL!! You guys are great!!! Thanks for all the welcomes and silly strings!!!!
Have a beautiful day! I'll be back around beer-thirty 
Dru
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Happy weekend girls!
Goldie-thanks for the link and password to Allison's project pics. LOVE your hair, it's beautiful!! Also a good source of inspiration for those of us just starting to loose ours. (mine is coming out in little bits each day right now, nothing drastic yet). Yes ma'am, the Dalmation stool is mine and I LOVE it-I actually close my eyes and focus on it during scary procedures!! Thanks.
Allison-what a really special project, you are so creative!! I had sooo much fun looking through the pictures yesterday. How much time have you spent on it so far?
NM-as you know I'm fairly new here and somehow missed that you used to give chemo for a living-God bless you!! So here's the jist of it:Before chemo was scheduled, I did the original breast biopsy, then a CT/PET scan, then was sent back by surgeon for node biopsy-ultrasound tech looked & nothing, radiologist looked & nothing, each of them looked again & decided what surgeon saw was just a muscle mass-thought I was home free with no biopsy. Next an MRI was ordered, started chemo while waiting for those results, check up with oncologists and she wants radiologist to have another look. They called me next morning for an 11:00 same day appt. The biopsied both sentinel nodes, but oncologist says the results change nothing except whether or not surgeon will take the nodes, treatment stays the same. That was Tues. still waiting on results. P.S.- blood work is routine-you were right thanks
Bernie-Happy belated birthday-ssorry I missed ya, was a lil down and under the weather after first chemo. Hope it was a wonderfully special day for you.
Cheers ladies
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Hi Lougettes, sorry to have missed all the fun and B-Day ParTays. Happy Happy to Chrissy n Beanie!.. Had my grandbaby girl, Madison, since Sunday. She n Baxter got along great! Most recent prof pic of her. She is only 2 but looks 8 here! Ohhh, gonna b trouble for daddy later on...!
Got sooo much to do. Maddy did help with getting tree up. Did rest of house, inside, yesterday after I got home from taking her back to mommy n daddy in Vegas. DH has yet to get my lights up outside...better do it soon or he b in the dog house, I'll put Baxi in there too...he chewed up a big bag of manure between time DH went off to work and I got back f/Vegas yest. He soooo dirty n stinking, n to think I jes gave him bath last Sunday before Maddy arrived. UGH!
Going to our annual employee Christmas Party tonite and have tons to do. Wanted to say hey to all and WELCOME BACK, NM. Brother had same op sev years ago, I knew u'd b hurting, but still worried n prayed jes the same. Did read about the crap (literally n figuratively) that u went thru...my heart aches, but glad it's behind u.
What to comment to lots of ya, but jes can't right now...but GOTTA say...BERNIE...ya too funny, love, love, love the yoks...makz my day...!
Will be able to get totally caught up tom morn. Enjoy the HTL tonite ladies, wish I could join ya, but will have couple bumps in all ya all's honor at our ParTay tonite.
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Happy Sutardey Loungettes,
Just popping in for a DOTD, or two or three...you know how dat goes. Oh, I see a BOTD too, thank ewe Scuby Dooo. I love you.
Wahine, hope that the machines are GOOD to you and your DH tonight. Keep on keeping on and dwinking, yes, dat is de key.
Scuby, nice to see you. Sorry but I have determined that it is impossible for me to take it easy. Other than not working, I can not keep myself down. I hope that your expansions do not hurt as mine do. I have again halted all PT. I am so glad that Pants is tucking you in at night and you are sleeping well. It is SO hard to funtion without adequater sleep. I don't know how to do everything you do. Hope to see you soon but imagine it will be after Christmas
NM, great post as always. So glad you were able to pop in on de weekend. I know I repeat myself over and over but I have to say again how much I missed your morning posts. nothing like waking up to a good buzz courtesy of our dear NM. CheerZ to you and hoping your work weekend goes smooth. I had a talk with the moon about shaking up de people around you. They are lucky to have you though. If I could pick who would take care of me after any medical event, I would pick you. Glad you figured out what was causing those bad dreams. As if reality is not bad enough.
Mema Sue, nice to see you too. The picture did not display for me
. Can you please try again? I was looking foward to seeing your grand baby. I hope you are doing alright love.Bernie, still loving all of your great jokes. I had a hard time with the blind date but I was thinking the girl was blind. Duh me. Very funny stuff, keep it coming. Hoping you are having a fun night and sorry we woke you up, dats wat happens when you attend de big htl partay, no one is safe.
Druann, lol at beer thiry. I think it is beer thirty now. It is saturdey so ebery hour is de happy hour.
I am having Scuby's koresendork brew now. It is good, thank you.
Hi Tiedye, how are you? Nice to see you stop in too. Isn't this great reading? To anyone, feel free to read over my dwunken spews (is that a word?). I am like you, I read even if not up to posting. I am usually up to it lately, too much time and not enough energy to do much else.
Wahine, love the new tradition of silly string. I have great memories of getting into trouble with using that on a baby sitter. I must have been no more than ten years old but mother was not happy with her DD. lol. Make some money girl, you deserve a million bucks, just because I said.
Well I am going to grab Pants tonight, he has volunteered to help with my Christmas tree. It is still sitting on its stand, the the boxes of lights and ornaments next to it waiting for them to jump up on the tree. Pants, you are a doll to help.
Well I am trying to decide whether or not to go to my sisters Christmast partay tonight. Talk about big parties, she throws a mean party. But there are so many people there and I tend to not feel like talking to people when I do not feel well. I hate all the attention and how are you doings that come my way. I have to lie and say everything is great when it is not. I can play the all is great card with my immediately family but no up to a million questions from the others. I still may go, who knows. I just had a hot tubby soak with bubbles and am feeling more peppy than usual. i got some housework done and am going to spend the night either partying at my sisters or decorating my tree. I hate when I do not feel like being social.
Well I have to go and help Stella pack for reform school. she has got to learn manners. Love from me and Stella too. Have a great night all!!
Peace and love to all you lovely loungettes. Here is one for each of you....Pants??
Dork ♥
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Hellooooooo Loungettes! Well, I finally saw "Hunk" today, and he didn't remember me telling him last time that Junie had passed, so he was sad to hear that. OF course I got a big hug from him, while DH witnessed that from the other aisle of table games! The other pit boss kept staring...guess he wondered why we were hugging!!! LOL. Got sick tonight, and we had to cancel the gourmet dinner, kept changing the time, then realized neither of us was up for it. Unfortunately I took Scuby's BOTD to heart, and had 3 large Shock Top drafts.....did really good at blackjack, and don't remember tooo much after that, except having a horrid headache and feeling crappy. DH finally felt better and is dwinking and doing bj or craps right now. I mean, this was to be his bday celebration, so at least he is doing that...he also just had 3 Gentleman Jacks on the rocks. Wish I felt like partying!!!!
Mema, the pic did not show up for me either,and would love to see it!
DorK, Did you decide to go to the big partay at your sisters? OR decorate your tree? OR teach Stella some manners...lol. Thanks for 'splaining about those kids...didn't ever watch the Waltons or Little House, so I got it bixed up. I figured it was one of those shows though! You still iz funneee! I never had silly string....guess I was deprived! Thanks for sending Pants around with da dwinks, but I will have to pass on that tonight.
Lori, Hope your trip is still going well! Beans, sounds like you are traveling too....and maybe looking forward to a trip outta da country too....yay!!!
Cheers, Beers (not foe meezie tonight), No Fears, Small Rears, to all you Dears!
Kathy
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12/10/11
Thanks everyone for your kind words about the situation with my DD#2.....it's not her that is the problem, but me, the Mom...everyone who knows DD#2, tells us what an awesome kid she is...she truly is an amazing young lady...she is so intuitive, caring young lady...so mature (in a good sense)....I am so lucky to have her for my daughter....she is forgiving....and she doesn't hold grudges...Thursday I brought her a Starbucks for lunch....she was happy and gave me a kiss and said thanks when I surprised her at lunch....after school, I picked up car pool as usual and we went to Target shopping....I adopted two kids from school for Christmas and wanted DD#2 to help me pick out the gifts....We talked about what happened.....It's just that I feel so bad for her...for her having to deal with her crazy, mixed up mother.......I'm hard on her....probably harder than I should be....DD#2 has been dealing with BC and her mother for longer than she should have....I was Dx in February 2006, when she was 7 going on 8...she is now 13....She was a trooper during Tx and all the subsequent surgeries...I'm NO longer taking any meds...so I can't blame my behavior on meds....I quit taking the AI's 1 year 9 months ago (after enduring them for 3 ½ years)...and I'm no longer taking any anti-depressants......I have tried more anti-depressants than I can count on one hand, and I have tried 2 different psychiatrists and 2 different psychologists.....and can't find the right combination of whatever to get me to where I need to be...hen I commented that a 13 year old shouldn't have to apologize for being 13, it's because she really didn't do anything wrong....she was just being whiney...and I couldn't deal with it....I went in to my bedroom and didn't plan on falling asleep...DD#2 was so upset that I went to be without saying goodnight.....I tuck her in to bed every night.....she wrote me the apology letter...it just broke my heard...it I could cry, I would have bawled my eyes out....she was hurting.....she had asked for help with her science project and I didn't help her....I couldn't see where I was wrong........that's what I mean about it being me.....luckily she is soooo amazing....in spite of me, she will turn out just fine when she is all grown up....she is so fine now.....I love her to pieces!!!!!
DH and I are watching the movie The Help....it is as good as the book....DD wants to see the movie, so I will watch it with her again.....Damn....I wish I could cry!!!!! What is wrong with me!!!!!
Took a long nap this afternoon.....hope I can go to sleep tonight....DD is out with her youth group tonight on a limo ride and scavenger hunt down town......it goes to 11pm tonight (or unless I hear otherwise!!!)....
I leave a week from tomorrow to go to my parents....it will be a busy week till then.....I need to run a few errands tomorrow and then write a couple reports for work....tomorrow night, DH and I have a fund raiser for our synagogue....a good friend of ours is being honored.....Then I work, M,T and W....and have TH and F to finish everything up....DD gave me a list of things she wants....I have about ½ of them....I'm going to my DD#1 and SIL after my parents.... When I get back, I would like to go to Santa Fe to see a sister from bco, but DH is not sure....he loves this gal as well as her DH but he hasn't said yes, and haven't said NO to the trip yet....DD#2 will be visiting her cousin in Columbus when I get back so it would be a good time to go way...DS will be here, but don't need to worry about him staying in the house by himself.....Still looking for the right do/puppy....there is a puppy rescue here in town and they have a couple really cute pyranese mix puppies.....they are only 10 or 12 weeks, and not sure that I want such a young dog, but I am thinking of going to check them out tomorrow....
Bought a new red wine...it's a mix of cab, merlot and shiraz, but I'm not crazy about it...DH said to get rid of it...so I asked him how....do I drink it!!!!! Or do I give it away? I ordered the wine on line....it's an Israeli wine...the first that I'm not crazy about.....
On Thursday I spent the day baking....baked 6 different type of cookies....and then on Friday another two and the dough in the fridge for a 3rd (or should I have 9th) type of cookie.....Going to give cookies to all of DD#'s cookies.....figure homemade cookies were a better gift than a coffee cup....especially my homemade cookies!!!! Also going to give my team members cookies....and take cookies to my parents and to my DD and SIL....I may still bake another batch tomorrow, then think I might as well be done.....lots of things that need to be done in the house...And want to get my holiday cards out....the pictures I ordered arrived the other day, and the holiday letter is done, so it's just putting them in the card and adding a personal touch.....
I haven't read back all the posts from last night or today, so I apologize for not addressing anyone....Guess, I'll go back and do that now.....Sweet dreams and have a good Sunday.....
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Good morning, Loungettes! Another quick note morning. Work is not busy so I'm planning to go to church this am and then to work. We'll see how long that plan lasts! Still having odd dreams, but they are getting more odd or weird (and thus more entertaining) than unsettling/frightening. Last night's dream featured getting stranded on an island with a dinosaur. A lot like Terra Nova, in fact. It always disconcerts me when I am a male character in my dreams. Ah, the fun of trying to understand your unconscious mind!
Dru-what kind of bar stool do you want made up for you? We've got tiger stripes, ones with seat belts, fancy ones, what tickles your fancy???
Tiedye-thanks for the update. Things sure have changed since I stopped giving chemo-used to be no chemo until ALL the test results in and reviewed by the onc and the tumor board. Well, things have changed everywhere else, so why not here too? Waiting for results is the pitts, hang in there over the weekend and start calling offices on Monday. I've found it very effective to call the office every hour and leave a new message for the onc that you are looking for results. Be nice to the people on the phone, but be persistent.
Mema-thanks for the sympathy! I have recovered to the point that the whole crappy incident is now rather funny when I think about it. Goes to show what a woman alone can do when she has to, no matter how drugged up she is! The throat is still a bit sore, but not bad if I keep drinking, the nose feels stuffed up like a have a cold, just as the information sheet the ENT doc gave me said it would. Guess I'm pretty well off, see the doc on Tuesday.
DorK-So far, so good with the weekend schedule. There is a full moon, which usually means a lot of strange stuff, but only 2 weird calls like that, and both only took some time on the phone. And I've only had one temper tantrum so far this weekend, and the nurse I was talking to at the time was sharing it with me!
Wahine-that'll teach you to drink outside the Lounge! No crappy feeling here! Glad the DH is feeling better and out playing. Must have been something you ate at the airport, right?
Karen-DD#2 sounds like a wonderful young lady! I know all this bc stuff is hard on her, too, but I'm really worried about YOU. I know you've tried lots of things and they haven't helped, but there must be something out there that will help. You shouldn't have to be struggling like you are. I found my counselor through the American psychosocial oncology society's referral service. The address is http://www.apos-society.org/survivors/helpline/helpline.aspx, the phone number is 1-866-276-7443. The following information is requested:
• caller's name (spelling of the last name)
• contact phone number(s), including area code
• patient's city/town and state of residence
• zip code of the location where you are searching for a referral
These are all counselors of all levels with experience with patients diagnosed with cancer. It might be worth a look, at least?
Well, I should take the opportunity to jump into the shower since the phone is quiet this am.
Princess Glitter Sizzle says today's DOTD is the Silly Sunday
1 oz Raspberry Liqueur
2 oz Peach Vodka
1/2 (Juice of) Lime
3 oz Cranberry Juice
Best served in a Highball Glass.
Directions
Pour vodka and raspberry liqueur over ice. Add cranberry juice, and the freshly squeezed lime juice. Stir and serve.0 -
Morning Loungettes, NM, such bonus to see you on Sunday! Hope the day stays quiet, so glad you are feeling better! Karen, I agree with NM, don't give up on finding a better solution.
DorK, do at least try and take care of yourself!
Going to be a wonderful day, wishing the same to all of you!
BOTD is Abbaye de St. Bon Chien Grand Cru (beer aged in Pinot Noir barrels), it is no longer being brewed, so I can only get it here in the HTL, one of my favorites!
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Hi Ladies - NO PICS, we forgot to take any. Night out again on Thursday - will try then0
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, a woman went to her grand parents' house to visit her 95 years-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Obviously surprised, the woman told her grandmother that two people having sex when they are nearly 100 years old would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was on Sunday morning when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm - nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear and continued,
"He'd still be alive today if that f***/// ice cream truck hadn't come along."0 -
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The lounge has been quiet today...finished baking cookies today.....and did some things in the house then ran errands with DD...tonight DH and I have an event from our synagogue...fund raiser...where they are honoring a good friend...DD is babysitting....
Need to finish a report for work when I get home, so not sure if I'll be back tonight.....
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Hi goils,
I am popping in for rounds of the DOTD and BOTD. Pants, my main man, get eberyone one Silly Sunday and two bottles ofo de Abbaye de St. Bon Chien Grand Cru.
I hope you goils all had a fun weekend. Lori, I miss ya and hope to see you tomoree. Allison, wishing you all de best, I am boarding de bus now. Beanie will join me to pack de likker at de likker filling station.
Karen, hope you had fun at your fund raiser event. And while I would love receiving a card from you, I gave up in sending out holiday cards ten years ago. I receive just a handful.
Wahine, I hope your journey home was good. Maybe I will see you in de lounge to help you finish sailabrating your DH birfdey and also de Beanie burpdey birfdey weekend sailabration! if you can, I say Yippy!
A toast to all you lovely ladies......calink** Tanks to NM and Scuby for de yummy dwinks. Anyone up for a swim at de bar? Look at all dose bar stools. I don't tink I eber customized one for mese. hmm. I will sit me down and tink. Okay, Hunk is back from de casino and is giving out massages.....let's roll. CheerZ!
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Hey ladies. Just a quick check-in. Got all of my shopping done yesterday, all the wrapping done today, yippee! Also all the laundry done, and just left ICONS where I did my nails and toes! All set and ready to go to bed, have to get up early for my surgery. I've moved the party bus on the map near me. Wish I could post a pick, but u can visualize. DorK, thanks for loadin the bus. Try to keep the giggling to a minimum Pwease, lol. Had to drink two bottles of prep, as the first didn't work. The second sure did! Been a very shitty day, lol. See u girls in the morning! Kathy and Lori, hope u made it home safe and sound!
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Allison, you sure got a lot done, wow, I am impressed. You are cute, I remember the night before your last surgery, you also finished your evening at icons. All the best to you tomorrow. And don't forget to look for the aluminum foil. Hugz to you!
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Employee Christmas Party MEMO
Christmas Party December 1...To All Employees
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will be held on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band will play traditional carols...feel free to sing-along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree.
Exchanging gifts among employees can be done at this time. Please remember to keep gifts to the agreed $10 limit.Merry Christmas to you and yours,
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
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December 2...To All Employees
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday and often coincides with Christmas (although not this year). However, from now on we're calling this party our Holiday Party. The same policy also applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no tree or Christmas carols sung.Happy holidays to you and yours.
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
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December 3...To All Employees
Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate your request but please remember that if I put a sign on the table that reads "AA Only" you won't be anonymous any more.
In addition, we'll no longer be having a gift exchange because union members feel that $10 is too much money.
Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director
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December 7...To All Employees
I have arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest away from the dessert table and for pregnant members to sit closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with gays; each group will have its own table. And, yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table.Happy now?
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
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December 9...To All Employees
People! People! Nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus. Even if the anagram for "Santa" does happen to be "Satan." There is no evil connation to our own little "man in a red suit."Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director
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December 10...To All Employees
Vegetarians! I've had it with you people. We're holding this party at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue whether you like it or not. You can just sit at the table farthest from the "Grill of Death" as you call it, and you'll get salad bar only including hydroponics tomatoes. Tomatoes have feelings too, you know. They scream when you slice them. I can hear them now. I hope you have a rotten holiday. Drive drunk and die, you hear me?The Bitch from Hell
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December 14...To All Employees
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime management has decided to cancel the Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
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DORK-Sorry for bumping into you on that post a few days ago. But you have to expect that with all these drunk chicks in the lounge. Stumbling and bumping is common. Maybe we should install seat belts on the bar stools for safety. *****SCUBY-Love the BOTD idea. We bc(beer consumer) girls have to stick together,we're outnumbered *****MRS.V-GOOD LUCK.
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Good morning, Loungettes! Sun's just peeking up over the horizon, supposed to be clear but chilly today. Imagine, chilly in Maine in December! Got through the weekend nicely, but very tired by the time I got home last night and still feel a bit tired after getting up this am. I think perhaps a nap is in order later today, after some laundry and baking and housecleaning. . . .
Scuba-amazing how we can get the most obscure drinks here in the HTL, isn't it?
Bernie-still adjusting to the new teeth, deary?
Karen-hope the fundraiser went well and the report got finished without struggle!
DorK-Ah, a massage, that's what I need! Time to call my massage therapist!
Mrs. Vino-We're all squeezing into the bus and getting down to pocket size to be with you! Yuck on the prep thing!
Undy-Many of our bar stools have had seat belts installed, and we've brought in a few "Adult High Chair/Bar Stools" for our more tipsy members, or the heavier drinking parties!
Princess Glitter Sizzle says todays DOTD is BEER. Name yer fav, beer consuming loungettes!
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Aw NM, cheers and thanks! So glad to hearyouhad a good weekend. FYI, I saw my massage therapist Thursday night and it felt good all weekend! See you next week?!
Shannon, I live a block and a half from a Belgian beer bar that has 400 beers, we are friends with the owner and staff, so we get lots of recommendations. FYI, Abbaye de St Bon Chien is the abbey of St. Good dog! It's a joke, not some old brewery! Cheers!
Okay Allison, takin de Bus to KY, promise to be quiet (mostly)! Know it will go well and no looking back! Will be thinking of ya, hope to hear from you soon, in the interim, prayers and Hugz!
BOTD is Bell's Hopslam Ale an American Double IPA. 10% alcohol, should keep us bc'ers quiet, or really loud!
On to work. Cheers, Beers and No Fears! Scuby0 -
Hiya, we go to Belgium every year to see friends. Just booked for next february - will be sending the drinks then
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Wowsa and Holy the Cow! During my absense, I was able to read (some) but did not have time to respond. With the same this morning. So, I will just welcome myself back home, home being The HTL!
NM, I had to laugh at your dreams still being there, but now at least, entertaining! Cindy, me tinks it was you that commented on my hair......if not you, then to whomever, THANK YOU. Bernie, you always have me in stitches with your great yokes. Dru, welcome! And might I say, another gorgeous lady to our lounge. Beans, you know I was here for your PAR-TAY. Kathy, was there for your DH's too and glad you got to see Hunk. Allison, by now the worse is over, and you will be ready for the procedure. We will try and not laugh too hard when you get on that table and they ask you to roll over.....he he he! But I am sure you have a nice a tooshy! Do not drink (alcohol) today. I did that after my hieny scope, as I felt fine. Boy oh boy, I gots me one helluva headache. Scooby, I will join in the BOTD, but dang....never knew beer could be unpronouncable!
Ok................Goldie back in de house. And promise longer posts and replies.
DorK..........I just love your silly a$$ girl. I'll bet we have more silent followers than imaginable because of your posts. I SOOOOOO look forward to see what you and Stella are up to. My husband is always asking me, as I sit her with my laptop (on my lap of course) "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?"
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At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Shit!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
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