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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited December 2011

    OK Bernie, It's 6:20 am here, and I've had a first cup of coffee, so no, I'm not drunk. Know u posted that same joke just a few days ago, cause I copied it and put it on FB, lol!! Mese jus had to call u out, lol!! It is a funny one, though!!

    Husker, hope you have warmer weather today. Stare at the ocean for a few minutes for me, pwetty pwease, as I didn't get to see the ocean this year. I LOVE the Beach!! Anywhere!! Maybe de UFO will come an take me to a beach, any beach!!

    DorK, hate u had to tell your parent's goodbye! Meese so sad fo u! And know what u mean about going back to work, I go back next Tuesday, bye bye ICONS! BTW, No internet in de salon where I work, other than my phone, which means I won't be around as much; makes me sad! I will twy bewwy bewwy hawd to keep up! (You's gots ta teach me de Banglish, I suck at it, lol)

    So Happy today is Get Fried-Day!! Woo Hoo! An Lori is comin' home! We should welcome her back with a get Fried-Day partay? Whaddya say?? Hip Hip Hooray!!

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,104
    edited December 2011

    Good morning, Loungettes! I'm up in time to see another beautiful, frosty sunrise. I slept sooooo well last night, not sure why I slept so well all of a sudden, but I'll take it! Now to see how long the energy lasts today. It's got to last a while because I have an admission to do this evening, I got the heads up by e-mail on Tuesday. Ah, well, such is life.

    Mrs. Vino-no clot is good news, pulled or spasming muscle is ouchy news. Have you tried putting heat on it? Muscles are crazy things, can't live with ‘em, can't live without ‘em!

    Husker-Facebook is a wonderful thing for connecting with friends, isn't it? I reconnected with some high school friends last year, it's fun to see where people are and what they are they are doing now. 2 ½ hours in line? I hope the show was worth it! Kahlua goes with EVERYTHING, IMHO. Of course, I've never been accused of having a refined palate. . . .


    DorK-Sounds like you are getting a wonderful massage, can I be next?? Thanks for the hug, it's the first Christmas since Gram died, and for some reason I've been thinking a lot about Dad lately. He died in 1998, but there are times it still feels like yesterday. Sadie and I had a wonderful sleep, I love the way she cuddles up against me under the covers when the room is cool. Back to the real world in 3 weeks? Oh dear, but somehow going back to work makes things seem more normal, at least for me. I don't think we ever outgrow our need for Mommy and Daddy, no matter how old we get!

    Karen-good for you for listening to your body!

    Wahine-sweet dreams!

    Bernie-LOL! WHERE do you find these??????


    Juliet-don't forget dwinks in the HTL do not raise the blood alcohol level, do not leave traces on your breath, and don't make you dwunk if you are working!

    Mrs. Vino-no internet at work? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment? Or an unhealthy work environment? Please check in when you can! How's the calf doing this am?

    Princess Glitter Sizzle says today's DOTD is the Back To Work
    1 oz Peach Schnapps
    3/4 oz Gin
    1/4 oz Dry Sherry
    1/2 oz Lime Juice
    1 oz Pineapple Juice
    1 oz Passion fruit Juice

    Directions
    Shake, strain into a frosted cocktail glass, and serve

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2011

    She's baaaaack! Good morning to all my favorite BREASTIES! I have been sitting here reading and still have 3 pages to go, but I have to stop and git my heiny moving. I will not be replying to anyone! Not being a biotch, but I would never get to our current page if I did.

    Unde', you did ask where in AZ I am. I am in The White Mountains. Center of the state, about 20 miles from NM..........no not NativeMainer, New Mexico!

    Welcome to the new gals. Love the Betty White photo and our new guy "Flash"

    Good to be home and back in de lounge....Later chica's!

  • Scuba_duchess
    Scuba_duchess Posts: 435
    edited December 2011

    Morning loungettes! Very quiet day at work, the few folks who are here aren't exactly motivated!



    Allison, hope things feel better today! Please take it easy girl!



    NM, awesome as always, hope your weekend isn't too busy, hope you get more overtime dough for your sewing room project!



    Bright and sunny day here in Philly! Time to start the party! Am excited, they are having hockey games outside at the baseball stadium, one alumni game Saturday then the pros play Monday. DH and I were able to get tix, never been to a hockey game outside!



    BOTD is Caybrew, local beer of the Cayman Islands, low alcohol and best served really cold! Cheers!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2011

    WELCOME BACK, LORI!

    So good having you back "in the fold"! We missed you! OH, when you are trying to read back on all the pages you missed, there isn't a LOT of stuff on pg 666, as I was posting some dumb posts trying to get to the next page. Well, some girlz posted good stuff there, but you can gloss over mine.

    I agree with Allison....lets have a big Get Fried-Dey Partay to welcom Lori back!! Allison, hope you are feeling good now....is the pain gone? Whew.....I thought I had lost it when I read Bernie's joke....thanks for letting me know I am not losing it. Her jokes are ALWAYS soooo funny!

    NM, Ohhhhh all those muscles! Yucko...how does he ever wear clothes over those muscles??? So weird when people go to THAT extreme. Glad you had such a good nights sleep, just in time for your work weekend. Love the DOTD!

    Lisa, Yummmmm....not sure if we tried a Cayman beer when there. Thanks! *hic*....YUMMMMM. The one and only hockey game I ever went to (most of our team here is from Canada!), was when I  took our Brownie troop (I was the leader). Darn, I did not know how violent it was going to be, and of course we sat in the front row! Poor little girls, I prolly ruined them for life!

    Kymn, speaking of Canada, how are you doing? Haven't heard from you for awhile,and hope you got through the holidays ok.

    Bernie, Did I tell you one of the things I got for my DH was an Irish Nutcracker? Its so cute! OK, we need a new joke now.....you owe us one....just kidding! Luv ya!

    Ebberyone else, I got up late, and gotta get in gear....thinking of you ALL....hope everyone has a good day. Try to get some rest so we can partay the night away for our GET FRIED-DEY PARTAY! Allison, it was your idea, so tell the Tattie Tenders and Wenches what the theme is, and what you want them to do to get it all ready for us! OK?

    Hugssssssssssssss & Mugsssssssssssss,

    Kathy

  • Beanius
    Beanius Posts: 1,494
    edited December 2011

    Yay Goldie is back!! I must ketchup weeeding too! Will hafta wait dough cuz wez goin ita town so I can get my stupid drug refill and gwoceries and likker for new years eve. Oh boy oh boy its alwmost a new year!!!

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,104
    edited December 2011

    Scuby--hoping for a calm weekend, too.  I won't be getting any overtime because I'm not working Monday, which is the desgnated observance of the holiday.  Not sure I could handle another 3 day weekend  like that anyway!  But I've doing some planning and scheeming and I should be able to put up shelves in the sewing room closet for less than $100, which is only about 2 hours worth of work, and I got close to 12 hours Monday that should be at triple pay if not straight overtime.  Either way, I WIN! 

    Goldie--trying to catch up in here is a lost cause.  Just jump in where yer at and start swimmin'! 

     Wahine--I've run across that muscle man pic before.  I can't figure out how he can even feed himself, all those overblown muscles must get in the way!  And all those huge muscle make his Um hm, you know, look tiny! 

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2011

    Hiya Breasties.....I been bad...not posting n keeping track.  I jes finished reading bunches n bunches of pages.  My heart is aching for some of you and the trials you've endured over the holidays.   But am also elated that ya'll jes keep on praying and truckin on.  It's what's great about this site!  I wuv's ya gals!

    I got my 3 mo follow-up scans.  Still NED!  Merry Christmas!  I was really worried as my back pain (where mets are) has been incredible.  But, guess it's jes osteoporsis (sp) as my treatment keeps me from producing hormones to keep my bones strong?  Have appointment w/surgeon on Tues.  Will talk bi-lat mx.  Someone posted about PS and finding one you like.  My PS will be right beside my surgeon to start reconstruct and I really like him.  But the terms DIEP, LAT and TE recon escapes me, whoever posted, can you tell what that means so I can ask right questions on Tues? 

    DD has been sick in and out of hospital and I've been worried to death.  She is 40yoa and had kidney disease since she was 20, both kidneys jes shriviling up.  Her DH ended up a match and gave her one of his kidneys Jan 2009.  Everything seemed good, til the last 30-45 days.  Am asking for prayers that she's not starting to reject it.  I kno, don't borrow trouble...but mommies always worry needlessly...jes our nature.

    I'm battling a bad cold, but will still work tomorrow night.  But will try n pop in tonite for some cheers with all ya all.  Gotta go take a nap, try to kick this cold in the arse! 

    REALLY MISSED YA and continued LOVE AND PRAYERS to EVERY1!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2011

    OK, I can't nap yet.  Got so wrapped up in reading posts, forgot to take my morning meds.  Forgot to eat too.  But now hafta wait 15 mins before I can eat something.  ARRGGHHH!

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,104
    edited December 2011

    MemaSue--the abbreviations get crazy, don't they?

    DIEP = deep inferior epigastric perforator, or the PS finds the artery and vein that supply the belly fat and skin, disssect them out of the abdominal muscles, and then moves the "flap" to the breast area and attaches the artery to one fo the arteries in your chest and attaches the vein to a vein in your chest.  This is a microsurgery procedure, also called a "free flap" procedure.  Relatively few PS's do this procedure.  You get a sort of tummy-tuck' effect as a bonus. Leave a scar from hip to hip just above the pubic bone. 

    LAT = lastissimus dorsi flap procedure.  The PS takes some of the latissimus dorsi muscle, the one that goes from your shoulder to your backbone, below the shoulderblade, tunnels it under the skin of the armpit to the front and then shapes it into a breast.  The breast size can be limited with with procedure unless an implant is also used.  This one can weaken your shoulder, but unless you are a tennis player or do some other activity that requires shoulder strength it's usually not noticeable.Leaves a scar on your back.

    TE = tissue expander.  In this case the PS puts an inflatable expander under the skin where the breast was and fills it slowly over time.  Some women get fills every week, some every other week.  The TE is hard and does not look like a breast while it is being filled and stretching out the skin.  It is filled by the PS injecting saline into the expander in the office.  For some, this is uncomfortable.  The expander can be placed under the muscle or on top of the muscle of the chest.  ONce the skin has been stretched enought and Exchange surgery is done where the expander is removed and replaced with an implant.  This procedure takes weeks to months to complete, depending on how much stretch is needed.  Women who have had radiation often have trouble with this as the radiation permanantly damages the skin.   Leave scars only in the breast area, pretty much unnoticable once recon is complete.  

    TRAM= In this procedure muscle the overlying fat and skin are taken from the belly, tunneled up under the skin to the chest and formed into a breast.  This can be done as a one or two sided procedure.  This takes muscle out of the abdominal area (the rectus abdominus) and increases the risk of a hernia in that area.  This procecure is falling out of favor now that procedures with less invasiveness and easier recovery  and less risk for hernias afterward are availalbe.  This also leaves a hip to hip scar just above the pubic bone.  

    Hope this helps! 

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2011

    Oh Sue, definately sending our prayers for your DD....that IS scary. Hoping and praying her body does not reject that kidney. I didn't realize that could happen, after a successful surgery. I guess its similar to cancer as you never know when that beast will rear its ugly head. Hope and pray also that she has the best doctors and that God is guiding their decisions and they will be able to get her healthy. Thank you for sharing that with us, so we can keep her health upmost in our thoughts and prayers. Please update us on how she is doing, whenever you can, ok? Hope you get over that cold too. Glad you stopped in, and don't be such a stranger, we need ALL the loungetttes here, so hoping you can be here more often. (((HUGS))) to your DD and to you and your family, as I know it is stressful for everyone.
    Beans, SO glad you are stocking up on likker today....but then again you seem to have that UFO hovering overhead a lot, and it is FULLY stocked! Be careful with those slippery roads.

    NM, Yeah, so weird with all those muscles....how could he do ANYTHING????? Funny comment oh his...ahhh...you know...Embarassed

    Well shoot I keep forgetting about breakfast. Lunchtime now....was so glad yesterday to discover we had 2 more large containers of my turkey soup in the outside fridge. So had some then, and guess will heat up some more.....it is so yummy. Wondered how we could have eaten it all up for 2 meals, so was happy to find there was still a lot!  Ciao! Chow!

  • Scuba_duchess
    Scuba_duchess Posts: 435
    edited December 2011

    MemaSue, will say prayers for DD and family, sorry to hear it, hope things improve! NM provided the details. I had the LAT reconstruction with BMx and expanders. I am getting rid of the expanders for permanent foobs on 1/9 (yay DMe!). If you have any questions on that one, please PM me, I will be happy to share anything I can. There are some threads specific to the different procedures here too.



    Beans, you got enough likker for all of de HTL? Hoping to get out to the west coast for midnight your time! Will ring it in by watching the Philly fireworks from my house, will try and post a pic or 2!



    Happy get-Fried-day! Planning to bail out of work soon and start with the drinking! Cheers all! Lisa



  • karen1956
    karen1956 Posts: 4,678
    edited December 2011

    Got most of my Shabbat dinner cooked....now just need to clean up the mess.....Then jump in the shower and get dressed...need to take DD to get her glasses adjusted....woke up in a funk today....if I could cry, I would be bawling my eyes out....and I can't tell you a reason....so why can't I cry and get it over with...I'm using DD mini computer and I can tell you, I don't like it....the keyboard is harder to use...and the screen...well its just too darn small....maybe I'll spend less time on the computer!!!  DD is planning a NYE party for tomorrow, but not sure if any of the girls are spending the night or what.....most of them won't give her a straight answer....she has made all the arrangements....and DH and I are home....we got invited to a party, but said thanks but no thanks......so hope she gets it all figured out or she will be disappointed....Welll better run.....lots to do....will try to be back before candle lighting...if not, have a good week-end!!!

  • Beanius
    Beanius Posts: 1,494
    edited December 2011

    NM - I hope you have a calm, wonderful weekend! Sounds like a fun project putting up shelves...good idea to just jump in here where you can! I saw the muscle man pic, plus I found three muscle men with sock monkey heads, but I couldn't find em again - drat!

    Mema - Glad you could stop by. Hurray to be dancing with NED, I'll drink to that! Congratulations! Sure hope your DD gets well soon, that sounds so scary. I'll be praying for her and you. Sure hope you get over that cold soon too.

    Wahine - I realized I was running low on Seagrams for in case the UFO brings you by for a new year's dwink so gotta stock up - will you be popping in? Yippee I hope so!

    Scuby - Yippee you comin on the UFO too whater ya dwinkin so I bez sure to hab it on board???

    Karen - Sorry you in a funk today...meesie knows how dat can be...I sure hope your DD's party tomorrow is fun...I'll be praying for you too to get past the funky chit.

    DorK - Oh where is DorK??? DorK, I got my dang D back and dat Stella better not steeeel it agin. Are you joining in da winks and da prayers for eberyone??? Are you coming to the west coast by UFO to dwink wid me and da goiles? We gonna have a rockin par-tay tomorrow!!! Hope you are doing great sweet Dorkie.

    Goldie - I say, like NM, you just can't ketchup anymore...so let's just get on wif da parteeeee!

    Hope eberybody is having a gweat Fwiday and all weady fo New Year's Eve!!! Hick Hick Clink Clink Twip Woopsie Hick

    Love you all so much,

    Cheers!!!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2011

    Doing a little reading...Tyedie, I didn't lose my eyebrows/lashes until I started the Taxol. I too thought I was going to get to keep mine, but NOOOOOO, that didn't happen. I have also seen girls post that after their lashes came back, they fell out again! This would happen every few months. Thankfully, I did NOT have that problem. So you will really just have to wait and see. Expect it, so you won't be disappointed if they do.

    Allison, just read about your scare and all seems ok. But OMG, that is so sweet about DH and DF wanting to know WTH you are doing (writing to us) while in the hospital. That was cute. Love the spell checks too! .......or lack of!

    DorK, you poor poor dear. I know you must be frantic with these scares and so fearful of things not taking.

    Ok, down to 2 pages to go................Goldie out, for now!

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited December 2011

    There's the guest of honor for our Fried-day partay!! Welcome back Goldie!! Missed you here at the HTL!! I'm having a vodka and cran-energy. Pretty tasty stuff. Just finished my next to last appt. at ICONS. Last one tomorrow morning @10:00, then packing it up to take back to the legal salon. Will be glad to get back to work, but not looking forward to being with DDBIWW(dirty dumb bitch I work with, btw). Oh well, will deal with it.

    Tomorrow is going to be a very long day. I am not a sports fan, but DH Loves UofL, (university of Louisville) and they are playing UofK (University of Kentucky) tomorrow @ noon. Huge rivalrys here, like Alabama and LSU? Right Kathy? Anyway, we invited several friends over tomorrow to either watch the game or come later for New Year's Eve, and it was pretty divided. Looks like we're having an open house tomorrow starting @ noon!!

    Trying to decide what DH can go pick up for dinner. I'm happy with my cocktail ;-). What's everybody drinking? And DorKster, where are you? And Scuby Duby doo, where are you? (couldn't resist, lol)

  • gardengumby
    gardengumby Posts: 4,860
    edited December 2011

    red wine for me...  :)

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited December 2011

    Mmmmmm, me loves some good red wine gardengumby!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2011

    Sounds like a fun partay Beans, and so sweet of you to stock up on da Seagrams.... Looks like everyone is showing up early...

    (Couldn't find muscle-man sock monkey though)

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2011

    Dang, missed some posts again! I really need to look at ALL the pages...LOL. Yeah Allison, this time ALABAMA is rivals with LSU, but usually it is ALABAMA-AUBURN. Hoping we stomp LSU on the National Championship on Jan 9th! Hope your game party is fun tomorrow, and that you can take it easy and let your DH do all the work! That is an order now!!!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2011

    Karen, Enjoy Shabbat! Ever since you mentioned seeing "The Descendants" I have been on a mission to find it. Either I missed it when it was here, or maybe our theaters didn't show it. Can't find it showing anywhere near me. Guess I'll have to wait for it to be released so I can rent it.!

    Hi gardengumby!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2011

    Ketching up a bit more. I know I said I would reply, but can't help it. Just saw your PS Scuby.......WOWSA! I think we need to add him to our collection?

    DorKster, your late doc was pretty pleasing to the eye too! LMAO at your comment to Bernie's joke about the old ladies and the sticks in the sand, that you would just step on them all!

    Scuby, I think half of the excitement of a trip, is the time leading up to it. You have to make that part of the fun. Cuz once the trip is over, it becomes a memory. My brother is going to Cancun in February and is constantly talking about it. So we shall enjoy your pre-trip excitement!

    NM, that is cute, all the names Sadie has! Reminds me of someone else! I certainly am not one to offer advice, especially to OUR NURSE. I was experiencing some fatigue, and when I was due for blood work, asked them to check my thyroid. Yuppers, that was it . I think damaged from rads. Just a thought. As for catching up, I cannot just jump in, I have to read EVERY page, and will not even read the most recent one first. I am OCDC, or whatever it is! Obsessive, Complusive sumpin sumpin, y'all know what I mean.

    Spinner, just read about your fellow employers, and how they all dressed in pink. Same thing happened to another one of our gals here, Kittycat. She doesn't come around too much anymore, but pops in once in awhile. I keep in touch with her.

    Awwww, MrsV.........tank ewe, tank ewe, for wanting to throw me a party. You are just too sweet. I L'dMAO at you too, calling Bernie out on her posting the same joke twice!

    Hi Mema, so sorry to hear about your DD. OF COURSE WE WILL PRAY FOR HER! Please keep us informed, as most of us tend to forget things. This thread moves FAST! Congrats on NED..now that is one brother we LOVE here in da lounge, unlike those Pratt boys!

    Ok, I did it! I am all ketched up..........can I have some mustard now too. Can I get fried on dat, for Fried Day?  Allison, since you throwed me a party, I will have what you are having, a Cape Codenergy! LOL, I jes made that up! He he! Hello and welcome Gumby.

    Kathy, me tinks you bin in Betty's chair long enuf and should let someone else hab a turn!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2011

    Beans..........I gotchur back, helping wif da UFO, I brought Snow Job Boy, Pants and Skate, she is quick you know!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2011

    NM - Tank u tank u fer the splanations....now I have sum ?'s to ask my docs.  Do kno that the right had skin mets and sum skin will b removed.  Left one, prolly jes the tissue.  Do have under-muscle implants now, from 1978, redone in 1996.  And, had double hernia in upper stomach repaired in July last year, so that Tram thingy prolly out of question, sides the repair didn't hold, but least of my prollems now.  We'll see what is suggested on Tues. 

    Thanks to everyone for prayers for my DD.  I promised I wudn't bug her til Sunday afternnoon, n she promised to let me kno if n e thing changes in meantime.

    WaWa - Love the sock monkeys, but I'll pass on the hulk...that's sheet nasty ugly to me.  Love ur new avatar tho...very cool!  Cheerz!

    Scuby - YAHOO....new foobs n like 10 days...I'm envious.

    Dork - Did I already say I'm prayin ur new foobs 'hang' in there?  Well I am ya kno! 

    Beans - I'm on some old antibiotics, sulfa stuff I found left over from my folliculitis a few months ago.  Dang cold spread to my ear BIG TIME!  Am shootin the saline up my nose, drinking n drinking n drinking...Water that is.

    ...wish I cud join ya all in a 'real' dwink...Mrs Vino vodka-cran sounds real good right now...but don't think that'll help me and I'm scheduled to work tomorrow from 8p til ?  DH will go in for me if I'm still running a fever tho. 

    OK my lovely breasties....have a vundervul time in the HTL tonite...I'll pop in tamary w/a dwink ifin I'm feelin better.  Jes 1 tho, cuz I hafta work...Frown

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2011

    Hello loungettes and happy fried-dey!

    It is New Year's Eve dey Eve, yippee, I'll dwink to that. 

    I was tracking the flight that my DD is on and de plane has landed, I'll drink to that too. I am headed out but wanted to check in and wish eberybody a great weekend.

    Just one comment -

    Mema Sue, sending prayers your way for your DD.

    CHeeRs! 

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2011

    Goldie - LMAO on ur post....wish I felt like gettin in dat chair n hab them lubbly's waitin on me!  N tks fer the prayers.

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2011

    Dork - Tanks fer the prayers...glad ur DD landed safely...now u b safe this weekend...ya hear?!?  I kno the other loungettes have ur back....but....no, neber mind...I'm off to bed w/my heating pad.

    Scoob - will b sending pm...but hafta git to bed...so won't see ur response til tamary.

    G'nite n continued prayers to ALL!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2011

    Mema, I missed that you had a fever. Prayers for YOU and your daughter. And we can have dem "lubbly's" wait on you.

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2011

    Oh shoot, I am funcused.............DorK, your DD has gone somewhere? I musta read too mast and fissed it. Dwinking so much prolly doesn't help eidder.

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2011

    Lori, OH THANK EWE!!! Oh, do I ever look happy there wid dose hunks!!! Just showed dat pic to my DH and he don't tink its funneeeee....LOL. Guess he doesn't like to see his WaWa wid da hunks. Meesies tink me may stay dere for awhile longer.....yummmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah, DorK's DD was in FL (?) with her father. Hope she gets home safely, Dork!  I know you will give her lots of hugs to welcome her back home.

    Funny all the comments on the TE's. I really liked mine. Mine weren't like turtle shells, and not too hard, but gave me more cleavage than the implants do. SO I wasn't that excited about the exchange, other than to know I would be finished with having to have procedures done. Guess I'm weird! OH, but a happy weird gal, with those hunks pampering me!!! LOL.

    ChEARS! Almost New Years!!!!!