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Oh shoot Wawa, I hope your DH is not mad at me
I know............tell him Stella did it!
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Of course not Lori! He would never be mad at you!!! He actually wanted me to send it to him in an email, but I refused as he then would send it to EVERYONE. I think all the jokes I send him that Bernie posts get sent around too.
BTW, Bernie, where the heck are you???? Missing seeing you here, and your jokes, too. Guess it is already New Years Eve there.....but just daytime. Just think, you and Chrissy will see in the New Year before any of us Americans or Canadians will!
Jaybird, Where will you be seeing in the New Year? Will you be traveling?
Oops Lori, I notice Betty White left her towel, do you think she would mind if I use it?
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Lori, love the new name, Capecodenergy, lol. Was really yummy! DH brought home Chinese food to go with. Love and trust the restaurant he went to, but some we just won't touch. You know, you're eating garlic chicken and Kung po beef, then you start to have the urge to scratch behind your ears and start barking when the doorbell rings. Me do not trust all de Chinese restaurants, no way Jose! Or Ming or Ling or whatever,.....
Kathy, look at you all layer out in Mrs. Betty's chair! You even have her clothes on! Did you beat her up, take her clothes, and leave her in de pool house? Hey, gotta learn to walk the line round here, even if you are Betty White!
Memasue, prayers with you and your DD. We like our drinks round here, but We's some pwayin fools, yessiree!! We will keep em comin! Barmen!
And DorK, so glad your DD landed safe. Not heard a lot from u today, hope you are healing well and busy watching movies or sometin like dat, ok? No workin!! Stella will tell!
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Awww heck Wawa, use the towel! One of those hunks can wash it and put it back. I'm sure she will never know the difference. I won't tell, Stella is the one you should be worried about.
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Kathy, Katrinka Mrs. Drinka,(is that a new one??), I been wondering the same thing bout Mrs. Bernie! Where did she go? Pwease don't be mad at me Mrs. Bernie, u can tell de same joke ober anober an ober again, an I will still laugh, not at you, but with you! PWEASE COME BACK!
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Goldie, Mrs. White naked in de pool house, she not caring nothin bout towels right now
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Chow fo now..............sounds like some of you dinner MrsV! Mucho betta than onehunglow or some poo poo!
I tink Ms Betty lef her towel so eberyone knows dat that is HER chair!
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LMAO!! Hehehe
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Just thinking about some General So chihuahua
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LMFAO at you two!!! And remember Allison, it wasn't me who beat up Betty White and took her clothes and left her naked in the pool house (although she ain't complaining!). It was.......*drumroll please*........
STELLA!!!! She did it, weally, weally, weally.
I mean you all know Lori didn't do it as she is the "innocent" one....wink, wink!
I am having such a hard time watching Narnia, as I keep pausing it to read the new messages...LOL.
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OK, long day tomorrow, so gonna watch just one more episode of Vampire Diaries on Netflix, then bed! Happy new years eve eve!!
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Wahine, LMAO! I weally weally WEALLY wanna watch my show, but keep reading your alls shit, LMAO!! I think you're right, it was Stella! Me thinks she has Bernie and DorK tied up in dere too!! Bet she has em lined up for Mr. Big spankin's. Why didn't she tie us up?? Feelin a little left out over here!
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Raquelle, why you watchin' Narnia? The grand kids come to visit and you didn't tell?? Seriously, Friday night and you and hubby got the house to yourself, and you're watching Narnia?? Now I am really LMAO!! And shakin my head; tsk, tsk, tsk!!!
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Oh ChIt..............do I haf to post? I am laughing too damned hard to!
General So chihuahua
and OMG a nekid Ms Betty White? Ooooooh, I sure hope Stella dunt tell Ms White weeze talkin 'bougt er!
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Still ROFLMAO!!!!! Funny laughing cartoon Lori! And Allison, I never did get to watch the entire Narnia, just bits and pieces. So it is on tv and I decided to finally see it all. Yeah, but having to stop it every 5 minutes! LOL. Naw, g'kids not here. DH is watching the ballgame in the other room. Lately we each watch diff things so watch on diff tvs. Anyway, we ALWAYS have the house to ourselves, no biggie...lol. OK, lets hold it down now so Allison and I can watch our shows. SHEESH the shenanigans that go on around here when da Dork is away...ya see when da Dork is away, de kids will play......
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Flash, How bout some popcorn? Gonna watch the spankings Mr Big is gonna do. Hmmmm....maybe some more dwinks too!
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PASS THE COP PORN...............I MEAN THE POP CORN!
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Mmmmmm, Cop Porn!!! Gimmee some a dat!
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Here you go, girlz.....Flash took too long (flash in the pan?), so I made a BIG bowl of popcorn....passing it to you right now....here ya go.....(Seriously just had some!). LOL at Cop Porn!!!!
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Yummy! Tanx Katrinka!!
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Yooze is veddy velcome, Mrs_V! And here is some bubbly to go with it....
(sorry.....the pic showed up when I posted, but now has gone and nessappeared)
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oH, mese, oh mise! you goils are goin' to de dog house, yose bad, blame de Stella, how cuold yose??
get in line:
De Datrinka, De Allison de Vino goil, and de Godlen Mrs Goodie two chews, GET in de LINE now, you goils gitting punished. Mr. Big, get de goils in line, dey needs spanking. Chop chop!! Wait until Stella hears about dis nonsense. HOw coULD yOUse??????
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YIPPEE! *oops*, I mean "oh shucks, DorK is making Mr. Big spank us"! *try not to smile, girls*, remember this is punishment!!!! LOL. Oh Mr. Big, you iz showing off your bigness...me tinks you gets a *rise* when you spank us. Ha, ha, lookie who is in line now.....da Dorkster herselfster!!! Dorkie saw how much we ENJOYED da spankings from da Mr Big.....LOL. Get back Stella, you don't get a spanking, no matter how much you beg.....
After all dat excitement, me is going to bed.....Night Night John Boy, etc.......
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ooOOhhh, you caught me, Katrinka, oopsies mese. Me towght mese would sneak in de line cuz mese heard about de mr. bigs bigness, mese haddta sese for meself, oOOOooh mise, me did see
ooH no, who let johnboy in de lounge? he twing to give out de spankings, no one in de lounge, dey runned when dey saw de nerdboy mole on hims face, no offdefense to de boy jOhn but he geek. where mese meester big go? Lawie, mese has aye feelings you wif him. uh huhhh, thy toody goo shoes goil is not sew good, you is busted. mese got yeses and mese is taling on yese.
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Bernie bad for repeating. So doubles today
A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets - but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally."
The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she has all but forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened - I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet." The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay.
A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts her and says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on to tell the daughter the story.
Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts him and says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The son says, "No, Mom - I was m*****///ing and shot the dog!"
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldsan, your records and your heroic behaviour indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
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To remember the last stand of General Custer, the U.S government decide to enlist the talents of a local artist to help capture the famous battle.
So the artist goes to work, and spends days painting the massive mural.
The big day comes and all the generals are there, waiting to see the unveiling. The artist gives his speech and unveils the masterpiece, to show Jesus on the cross and hundreds of Indians all having sex.
The crowd is gob-smacked by the painting and demand the artist tells them why he has painted such an atrocity. Calmly, the artist takes the stand and explains that the painting represents Custer's last words,
"Jesus Christ, look at all the *////ng Indians!"Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ****//G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR A**E!"
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oh bernie
now whoose going to explain gobsmacked to everybody! are you enjoying the last day of the year 0 -
Girls-Thank you all for the PS advice. I'm having another interview asap to get some more questions answered before I make a decision. *****DORK-I saw your handsome former doc,very sad. But i'm glad you found another good one. *****SCUBY-Your doc is a little hottie. Too bad i'm stuck in the Kaiser network. And mine is a woman so I can't even flirt or pinch any cute bum,nothing. Ok time for some sleep. See you at the HTL party!
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Bernie is back with some new jokes!! Yippee!! Missed ya Bern! Mornin Juliet and Undie! Well, with time change , it's mornin here anyway!!Ya'll missed some fun partay las night!! We had Cop Porn, Ummmm, I mean Pop corn, and spankings were involved, too! Katrinka, your pic didn't go through. Can u send it again??
DorK, u showed up too late to catch me for the line-up. I know u thought I was sleeping, but no, I took Snow Job and Flash with me to de pool house. We walked right over tied up, passed out Betty White, and had our own fun in the back room. Ahhhh, the memories. Den, affer about 3 or 4 hours, Betty started whining, so I asked de boys to untie her and show her a good time. That's when I went to sleep. Just woke up, as Betty has a very loud foul mouth, she in the pool house jus a screamin an laughin! I will let her have her fun since it is New Year's. LMAO at the mole on John Boy's face, lol,lol!! You is drivin the bus straight down!! U gots lots of passengers, though! Hehehehe!!
Well, gonna go get ready for my last patron at Icons, then get ready for guests, as we are having a last minute open house today. There I go, repeating myself!! Love you Breasties!!
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I see I passed out way too early last night! But glad I was around to get me some cop porn. I don't usually stay up dat late.
LMAO at DorK (what else is new) Too funny, yelling at us for blaming Stella. I don't even bremember what we blamed her for! But I thought you would like that. You CAN'T tell, that would not be nice. You would be a rat den.
Ha ha ha, no spanking for Stella!
I did not say I was good tew shooze, or toody goo shoes...........I sayed meeze was INNOCENT!
MrsV, you dirty dog you. Good thing I passed out, or I would have joined you and Ms B.
Beanie baby and I have the UFO all set to go for tonight. Who's in charge of de bus? Or should we jes use da UFO?
Good morning Juliet. We know gobbsmacked from Chrissy, and Kathy has been to Oz too.
Bernie, you are a H
TShannon, get all the interviews you think you need, and don't settle for nuttin but the best............good luck in your search.
DOTD........Caramel Popcorn Martini
This unusual cocktail tastes just like caramel popcorn. It's made with liquid popcorn, butterscotch schnapps and vodka. The Poprocks on the rim put the pop back into the popcorn. Here's the formula for 3 drinks.
For the liquid popcorn:
4 c. water
1/4 c. sugar
2 tsp. salt
5 cups popcorn, fresh
For Martini:
3 oz liquid popcorn
3 oz butterscotch schnapps
2 oz vodka
1 oz heavy cream
honey, as needed
Poprocks, as needed
To make the popcorn liquid, bring the water, sugar and salt to a boil in a small saucepan over medium heat. Add the popcorn and simmer for 5 minutes. Strain through cheesecloth, pushing gently on the popcorn to push out most of the liquid. Discard the kernels, chill the liquid and remove any excess fat.
For the martini, combine the liquid popcorn, schnapps, vodka, and cream and shake in a martini shaker. Spread a bit of honey on the rim of a three chilled martini glasses and dip into some Poprocks. Carefully pour the caramel popcorn martinis and enjoy.
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