how about drinking?

Oh Shannon, sorry to hear that. Thank God he has you, to take care of him (better late than never!). Hope he gets much better soon. And hope YOU get some rest too!

Bernie, How is your new furbaby doing?

AWWW Bernie - so danitoltahell coootie.   I 2 b waitin to hear male/female/name.

Hey goils...DH made a batch of Scoopy Snacks....mmmm mmmm goooooood!  Den he made a nudder diff recipee...no Baileys, stead did milk n lil bit of pineapple juice, rest the same....  yummmm can't side wif me likes da best.... had toooo meny a bof doh...i tella dat.

Shannon - me DH suffin too..been rubbin hes back eber nite w/camphor n makin heim take musinex. Sounds like he has demonia.  Men r such tarrble pts aint dey...but we wuvs em n e ow.

WaWa - I eed un ore afer eddieye...u wif me?

Bernie....your new puppy is soooo cute....another big dog lover....when we were looking for another dog, before we got Mischa (St. Bernard) one of the dogs we were looking at was a dog de bordeau!!!  Mischa is a 3 year old St.....from a rescue....we've had her 3 weeks now.....HUgs, Karen

hi foils, Dorkaroonie is a dwunk dis ebening. Will twy to speak clearly for dose who are dwunk speak challenged hehe.

Me start with Beanius da Weeny Teeny Beanie from da NW. Haylo!!! Mese missed you. Will *pop* into de chapel and sez some pwayers for ewe. Me and de Stella hope you can rest den feel better. Mwah, a kiss on de cheek and a big dorkY hug to ewe. Come back soon. Wese miss de beanglish, need MORE, pa-leeeeze???

Den me speak to de Cindy...a big YIPPEE for clear nodes and shrinkage of de tumor. I am hAppy for you goil. Me say tank you to our God for hearing our pwayers, BarMEN! (AMEN in English)

Unde', oh MiSe. So sawry dat your DH is so sick. Gadzookaroonie, wese hope he git better so you ken parTay. Howz your DD doin ma' dear?

Wahini Katrina de Dwinka for de Raqulle de Ledder WoK, mese was in le dounge fer pau hana but mese could not access de bco. Mese had to reboot mi boots three or six times. Hate dat as dat takes away mese dwinking time.  Ewe still in de lounge?

NM, wese hoping ewe is habbing a good enuff weekend and an easy workidoodle day. Wese, de Stella and Mese, will you sew much on de weekend. N ya know mese miss you in de aye em. Dat is why me and Stella sleep late. Wese used to wake up for de NM fundey eberydey. But no worry bout us, wese sew happy few ewe cuz you can sleep late too. what I say is wese miss you now and in de mornings like when we was widdle goils. 

MemaaaaS, me can baby sit your doggie again to help you dwink but did you know we has a doggie park at de lounge? If you bwing your Baxter, wese can bwing our fur babies too and den dey can pway together. Me means play unless your babies wanna pway, dat okey too.

Karen, how is de puppy doggie? You been carrying those treats in your pocket? Me just know YOU are his faborite poyson (stella says to tail you de word is person, not poison, dorkY is dwunking dis ebening). So glad tings are good at de Karen house. Happy Shabbot to you and yers. 

Whale, (stella sez  "make that 'well' ")she is interupitor, de goil who translates de beanglish to english). Mese need a tender el prontisimo to fill me bucket with whiskey. And beer. And more Wodka, waspberry. Tank you berry berry muchly, de tender uh me foyGET yer name hehehe. Cheerios. NO SALMINELLIOS...wese dwink to dat?? 

Crash, kerry me to de hammock pweese, need a nappy-doo!! Wuv and uggs! 

DorK.....nope...DH is Mischa's favorite person....he's been the one walking her and I'm walking Bear....DH has his sales meeting this week, so he'll be gone Monday to Friday....wonder if I'll gain in her favor!!!  she'll be home alone more than she has been since we got her as DS goes to work at 10 a couple days....we will blcok off the living/dining room, but otherwise the dogs will have the kitchen and den and hallways....they'll be home about 6 hours!!!

My hip/side or whatever it is is still sore...hurts when I move a certain way....not sure what (if anything) that I did...its been going on since thursday....it doesn't hurt when I touch it, so wondering if its soft tissue....

Stayed home all day...didn't go to synagogue or out of the house till we walked the dogs tonight....was lazy and did nothing!!!!  In a funk.....thats why I stayed home.....oh well....need to do some self-talk on myself...or find a new therapist!!!

Going to pour another glass of wine....Sweet dreams...

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch.

It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.

A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the
chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude was never invited back

Mema, you have your own Tender? Now that is just not fair! Wow, how cool you can just print out a drink, and say "hey baby, make mommy one of these".  Have you told him, he is a Tender? LOL! What casino? Ooops, nevermind...I see Wawa asked too. Happy Birthday to your mom.

Happy Birthday to your mom too Alli, sorry for both of your losses.

Hey Kathy, we should have an HTL party over at your moms? What do ya think? Love the chairs! Now we need a pic of the whole room, so we can envision our Par-Tay there!

Bernie, what a cute puppy. But the picture looks so perfect, it looks like a little statue! Never heard of that breed, are they large dogs, as you seem to have biguns! I LOVE your name and reasoning for Calva, that is just too precious. Now Sheba can live through Calva in your eyes.

DorK, yes I do member Junie taking blackmail pictures. She was SOOO much fun. So proud of your DD for having someone else drive her home, don't be too hard on her mom, at least she did the right thing.

Tiedy, that is AWESOME news on de nodes, that is HUGE. And the shrinking rat bastard. Take that, Rat Bastard..............Cindy ain't messin round wit your MFugly A$$!

Unde, sorry ‘bout your DH, but we do know that they cry wolf, and they cry it very loud! Sure hope you don't get any of it.

And Beans......you are sick too? I hope you feel better soon. Sending a Tender and some Hot Toddies for you.  (get it?)

ScubZ, we are all ready for our trip tomary. We will be there with you girl, and looks like you will have some time to party wif us, since you have to wait til noon! Hoping you can relax today and not be all worked up. Love you and will be praying for you girl!

DOTD - Hypnotiq (for Bernies joke) Name of the drink "Shark Attack" for de Scuby Luv.

Good morning ladies! Packing the bus and de UFO for the Scuby party! We will be so quiet. Bernie, will u bring Calva to de party? Me wants to just kiss dat cute face a hers!! She is pweshus!! An I jus posted the hypnotist joke on FB, I about Shit when I read it!! LMAO!! Good one!

Tiedye, awesome news!!! That is soooo great!! Have you started the Taxotere yet? U get lots of steroids with that, should help with the lost Lbs.  U are doing great!! Woo Hoo! We all cheering u on!

Be back later!

Ok, de Magic Party Bus has arrived...............yeeeee haaaaaa.

Newbies for de Scubeez! Lets Party Goils!

Scuby...hope the bus finds me at work tomorrow.....since I'm at a different school each day...remind it that its my Monday school!!!  Only good news for you!!!

Tied....hope you don't get the crud that the kids have....can you wear a mask..  Thanks for your kind words....today is not much better!!!!!  ONly good thing is that my flash drive that I couldn't find is found....it was in a hidden small pocket in one of the duffle bags I tried to use on my last trip but didn't...DH was going to use it and I asked him to check the pockets....its only 46, but is pink and has a key chain with Sir Paul on it....I had started to do a journal on the computer and it was saved on the flash drive.....

we got a few inches of snow yesterday and it is only going to be in the low 30's today....I need to run a few errands and do home work for a class that I am taking....instructor needs it by 4 today....but not sure if I'll get it done by then....the class only meets monthly, so its not like I didn't have time....just need to write the article and comment on it and listen (again) to two utube type videos and comment on them as well....the class is on diversity.....not at all what I expected, but two of my sw are also taking it and I'll get a raise if I do all the work and finish the class....not a big raise, but every penny counts!!!

DS is off to urgent care to see if he has a sinus infection and get antibiotics...he really doesn't have a pcp anymore as he thinks he's too old to go to the pediatrician but he's never gone to an internist...I told him that my pcp has a great male partner (don't think he wants to go to a female)

Bernie....great name for the dog....

and for those who asked...yes it will be a big dog...more like a huge dog...the Dogue de Bordeaux is a french mastif.....

Well.....off to get some things done.....bbl

Allison, luv the map, dat is soooooo awesome. Lori, thanks for posting it! Hope youse all be quiet tomarra! Will be looking for de foil!



Quiet day at home, sent DH out to watch the football games with some friends, think he's more stressed then moi! Well, all I gotta do is show up and take a nap! Den start takin de drugs. Hmmmm, think I can deal.



Beans, hope you start feelin better, dat $ucks! Take care of yourself!



Karen, glad you found the flash drive. Cheers to Sock Monkey Day, no matter where you are!



DorKiest, hope you don't overdo it, please be kind to yourself, the stuff isn't going anywhere! Has only been a couple weeks since your surgery dahling!



BOTD is Beer Valley Brewing Company's Black Flag Imperial Stout, 11% alcohol and awesome!



Cheers, Beers and More Virtual Beers! Scuby

I am teeny now too DorK. Had to get my fat a$$ up off de Hammock, it's jus soooo comfy der, an Mr. Big givin me massages all de time. But teeny now and on de bus!! Hmmmm, I will hab one of dem dere BOTD fer ya Scuby Doo, K?? U gonna be so fine, an soooo happy to get dose bricks off ya chest!! Woo Hoo! Hear de tenders whistlin at ya already!

Thank you girls for the good wishes. DH is feeling less dead today so we're making progress. Although it was a coddle session all nite. Kind of like trying to get a newborn to sleep-the crying,the feedings,the meds,the sleepless nite. So I def could use a huge drink! Can I still have a regular sized drink if I shrink down to pocket size??? 

Underdacovers - Yay, about your DH and I tink any size dwink fits! Cheers!

Dofey - glad u like da silly pics! Me feel like crud... so I will say dat whatever Stella picks I go wif dat...lemme know how much $$ I win...

Now back to sweep (sleep)...(ya knows Cheers!!)

BeAn

PS I gotts get rid of my holdiay hat....sheesh am I outta it er what?

Lawwieeee, u so good an kine an sweet!!!!! Tank u fo de pic post!! me a dumbass when it come to pos a pic in de lounge, but u a shootin star! dont u know dat u are! A shootin Fn star!!! woo hoo! somebody gib up de cannin jar, i gonna pit a hannle one it an dfwink til i done gib a fook anymooores