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WTF did she say????
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awww, Lowri, mese so excited for de Scuby and mese loves dat we got dere early. Goils, welcome to Phil-ee-del-fia, de city of Sisterly Luv and de Scuby Luv too. Mese can show you goils where to go, foller mese. And de Stella. Mese had to bwing her cuz she seds she loves de Scuby and wood be sew sad to not be with her.
Mese saw de tenders hailp me goils get from de UFO to de BUS to de hospital. And guess what?? Mr. Big is dwiving de bus and said dat wese can sleep in de bus cuz it get boring in de waiting room cuz de Scuby is still home sleeping. Or not. She maybe eating if she like mese. Mese stayed up til de midnight sew dat mese was habbing mese last bit of food at de twelf bong on de clock. If you goils hears de clock, de Scuby still have twnty-free bongs left to stock up on de caleries. Me wonder if she wants de Dork to bwing her a Philly CHeeSe steak, yum. Mese can get it dere by midnight. If de Scuby is weading, just sez de word "CHOW" and mese have de food delibered to her.
May I hab yer attenseown pwease, de Mr. Big has declared dat de goils are not aloud too touch his poysens. He is shy, oh mese. and whomever took off his swim shorts and tossed dem, HELLO, mese was in his pocket and me landed on de street, ouch mese head. Goils, be careful and don't step on mese, I is teeeeny!
Tank ewe to de Allie goil for making de map so mese don't get lost agen. Okey, mese dwunk, me stop rampling.
Love love love.......and de cheers to all de goils. dunt wake mese up, and don't sit on mese. wemember, mese teeeeeeey as ken bese.
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OK...........Tiedy, you can bwing you're bikini, cuz you also have fantastic body at our virtual lounge (I think it was you that posted that) no calories here, virtual drinks, etc.......but the FUN is REAL!
Beans, same goes for you. No bubble, cuz you ain't got no goyms at The HTL, theyfo, won't make no one sick. So git you fooking butt over here! And YES, that is the FABULOUS MAP that Allison made for us chica's.
Scuby? You 'spect us to be quiet? Seriously girl? Wif dat doctor of yourz? Nuh uh, no way, not me.......how bout you other bitches?
DORK........get outta dat boyz pocket, geez girl! Besides, you too little to do anyting......LOL! Funny story about your asian co-worker. We get that a lot with our friend from Taiwan. She will usually pull me aside and ask me in private when she doesn't quite understand something.
Oh Beans............I have seen that one lady befoe..........LOL. And you don't feel good, so you can keep da hat on as long as you want, after all........look at the folks that keep their xmas lights up, all year long!
Unde', if you gets a big dwink, we will git you a loooooonnnnnng stwaw.
Bringing some Black Flag Imperial Stout, 11% alcohol, to the hospital. Will make sure Shcuby gets sum in her IV!
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Ish a party! Alli................whuch you mean "WTF did she say". U talkin 'bout u self goil?
DorK, dere can't be anymore sisterly wub, den right here, wif all of us! And OF COURSE Stella should bee here.
Crackin my fool butt up at Dork being thrown out on the stweet cuz someone tossed MrBigs trunks and you were in his pocket................OMG, I am going to wake all of AZ, IF they are sleeping! TFF. (Too F'ing Funny)
Dragging some bubble gum along behind de bus..............DorK grab it!
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And to Allison (MrsVino) for our map! WOW.............you did an awesome job and we can feel love in it Allison.
Dis one is fwom Mr Big
Scuby........in de mowning, we weel swip someting good fo you to eat, bwefo you surgery, cuz we knowz you weel be hungwee. What wood you like?
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Ok, mese tired and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay pas my bedtime and no one here
I am gwad to be in philli, cuz we gotz 6 mo inches of snow here.
Flash? May I hide in your pocket pweeze? Since I am teeny tiny, I think I seeze a nice hammock in dare................ooooooooooooooooh ya, nice! Nite Nite ladies, see you in da aye em at dat pwace ware Scuby will be, getting all pwetty an new.
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Wow, lots going on today! LOVE your map Alli! And how nice you got us ALL there in Philly, and have angel Junie at the top....awesome. Thanks to Lowwi too, for posting it. OMG who was it that took off Mr. Big's swim twunks and tossed them down with teenie Dorkie in da pocket????? Come on, fess up! I cwacked up weading dat one, Dork! SO nice we can all partay the night away in Philly so we be dere in da mornin to be wid our Scuby Luv. Also glad da UFO picked me up in Tunica...maybe if I stay away from dese casinos for awhile, I won't lose as much moola!
Love all the posts, beeen a long day, and much dwinking, so meese bwain ain't woiking too well wight now. Scuby, all the best to you for your surgery!!!!
Hugssssss,
Kathy
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see you later scuby , i think we need to sit on ps shoulder or lower ,just to make sure he's taking real good care of you. i'll promise to be good
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SCUBY-Wishing you a problem free surgery and a quick recovery. And hopefully when they put you under they don't make it too strong. Just enough not to feel pain but not enough to knock you out. That way you can still sneak a pinch on that cute doc of yours. If you're quick enough he'll think it's the nurse
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Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The skin was moist and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
She is numb from her toes down.
Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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Cheers, quick stop in dis a.m. To say hi! Awwwww, Mrs_Vino, thank you, thank you, so great to see all of youse. Wen to bed at 10, slept some. Just keep reminding my old self that these new foobs go diving!
A huge hug to all, tanks, tanks, tanks! Scuby
Lori, thanks for de Black Flag, one of my faves and they don't ship it here anymore, so I am having a bunch of dem dis a.m. luv de virtual HTL!
If you want a tour while I is in de recovery place,, Betsy Ross is around de corner, she nice for one old bityatch!
Going into work for a couple hours (it is literally 3 blocks from hospital), otherwise will sit home getting cranky, DH don't need dat!0 -
U welcome Mrs. Scuby. Tanx to Lori for posting it!! And I am LMAO at Mr. Big's pants getting thrown off with DorK in de pocket, laughing typing it out, hehehe. Me tinks it was de Stella! Dat goil is TROUBLE, I tell ya! But we like trouble roun here, makes it mo fun!! Scuby, sent u some funny pics, check your email. Would have loved to post it here, but u know me is challenged when it come to de pic post. Plus don't know if it would be OK to post here. Me done wanna get kicked out of de HTL. It's funny though!! OK, who got the Kahlua for me coffee?? Pwease tel mese we membered it!!
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good morning bernie love your new puppydog, another one for you, pt refused autopsy
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Ha ha, good one Unde, blame the nurse!
Alli, here is some Kahlua for you dis morning, dis Monkey Day. I'll have me sum Baileys in mine............anyone else?
Kathy, I sure hope the gambling gods will be with you this trip and your dinner in the VIP room is super yummy. Let us know if you have any special drinks.
Scuby, you are going into work? Really? Well, we are here, and we are all praying for ya pretty lady. Please check in when you can, or get in touch with DorK, so she can let us know how youse is doin. And you are most welcome for da Black Flag.
Ok, I was given permission........dis here lil chicky doesn't think she can go without a wig or scarf. I say she is nuts, and can totally pull off going topless. Whatchoothink?
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For you Kymn
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SCOOBY - prayers for u dis day....keep us updated whenever u can.
Love all the neat posts, Alli's map n Bernie's jokes. Always happy for the smile it puts on my face 1st thing in da morn.
I hafta run, won't be join da bus or UFC, cept in spirit. DD back in damn hospital, am heading to VEGAS n bout an hour for a couple days. Da doc thinks its Pmonia(never cud spell dat word) n is common? really? w/kidney transplant pts? I gotta talk to dis doc.
Ya'all have a wonderful week, I'll ck in when I git back in a few days.
Love yas all...BIG MUAHS ALL AROUND!
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Good morning goils,
Scuby, tinking of you now. And oh me gosh, only you would show up at work jest before your soygery. Me hopes your employer appreciated de Scuby dedication. You are something else and I admire your dedication. Mese wonders if de miserable lady wuz at de registration desk when you foyst checked in. Mese always try to make dat lady smile and have not been able to do it. Other than dat lady, ebberybody is so nice at de hospital and me knows they take extra good care of you cuz you is DE SCUBY. Pay attention when they put the IV in, dat is where mese saw de foil. Wese, you know, mese and de Stella will be standing on de shelf and making sure dey take dere time so dat you new goils are poyfectomundo!!!
Lowwi, you wuz up waaay late last night, what up with dat? Did wese make too much noise on de bus? And tank you for posting de pic of Alli, wese tink she looks cute in de uber short hair. Her face so pretty, she look berry pretty. I say ditch the wig!
Well me must step into de chapel and say some prayers for our Scuby, for MemaSue and her DD, and for de Beanie to git well. So mese be back, ya hear?
I love you goils and tank ewe for coming to de city of scuby luv. A special shout out to Allie for getting us all together. If ya'lls get bored while de doctors are biddy, come on over de bridge, I am just a hop skip and two yumps on de other side of de river and I will provide dwinks and snacks for all de goils.
Godspeed, Scuby Luv...wese loves you berry berry much and jest know dey will take good care of you. **still shaking my head that you went to work dis aye em. You something else goil. Hugs to ya, hope to see you and your new goils soonliest!!
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.
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LOL funny jokes, Bernie!
OH my......we have a gawgeous gal in de HTL!! Alli you are beautiful even with short hair!!! I say ditch da wig too.....you don't need it. Love the pic, thanks for letting Lowwi post it.
Scuby. OMG, you went to work!!! Silly gurl. Thinking of you soooo hard today!!!
Sue, shoot that really suckx big time. Hate that your DD is having all that trouble....take care going to Vegas and we'll keep your DD in our prayers.
DorK, you iz soooo funny....I love your posts!!!!
OK Scuby, you get some fab boobs, and start feeling better in time for the BAMA game, ok??? DH is getting ready, then my turn, then back down into the casino for some yummy food. Then we get to watch the game with free food and free drinks in the vip room.....yay!!!! Now if only I would start winning some money.......
Scooby Dooby Doo!!!! Sending virtual beer to YOU, Soon your boobs will be NEW!!!!
Katrinka da dwinka
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Hola Chicas! Sitting here at the YMCA, walked on the treadmill for an hour cause I was watching such a good movie; love my iPad! Thanks for the kind words about the hair, and I ditched the wig New Years eve for good, but still wearing hats. When I can wrap a brush around it, I will feel better, or if I lose a little weight, whichever comes first. I am truly way too vain for this disease!! Lol
Saw oncologist today. She would like me to start taking Aromasin. Anybody taking that? Have been online and it don't sound so good. Hell, not that any of them do. We also talked about a Dr. I found in Dayton OH who has been helping BC patients with a new therapy. She is going to look at her website and let me know what she thinks about that. The third option would be to do nothing, just see her again in 3 months, and check markers again in a year. What to do what to do. I think I am leaning toward option 3. After hysterectomy, have felt wonderful. Only 1 or two hot flashes a day. My mind is clear, mood swings gone. Back pain is also gone now, and joint pain, that lingered from Taxotere. Why do I want to take a drug to bring all that shit back? Without the drug my risk for recurrence is still waaaay low. Hmmmmmmm........
K, back to de surgery room to sit on de shelf with DorK an Stella. I keep trying to see what the hot PS is doin with his hands, but can't quit looking at his hot a$$! Woo Hoo he's a Hunka Hunka! DorK, u need to ask him to give u a full body check when he done wit da Scuby, cause u did fall perty hawd on de pavement when u fell out a dat pocket. Hmmmmmm, maybe he can check me, think I may take a lil accidental fall from de shelf?0 -
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Scuby, Hoping your surgery is over, and you are either in recovery or heading home! (Don't know the exact time you were scheduled). I am hoisting a virtual beer for you!!!
Cheers!!!!
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Goldie - O'tay!! Scuby Par-tee!! Yahooo!! Oh meesie wuvs da party bus wif all doze cutie-pie goylies!!! Yay!!! Tanks for posting! And tanks for letting me outta da bubble...I don't tink what I have is ketching anyway so no worries, and I know that boob lady on the sled really gets around I have seen her before whizzing by...maybe I just keep da santa hat on dis year - tee hee! Oooooooo I wuv da Black Flag Beeer for Scuuuubyyy!!! Isah apar-tay!! Love da tank U pics for Mrs V and da Mr Big pic for DorK who stole dem shorts.
Mrs V -- tanks for doing such a poyfect HTL Magic Party Bus!! It is so so so so wunnerful and I'm having a bwast and cheerin for Scuby-doooo!!
Dofey - Tank U for da welcome to Philllllll a Delllll Fia!! It's prdy here and I'm so gwad to meetchas all of us so widdle wif our foil balls for Scuby!
Wahine - I'm so glad dat UFO caught up wif you so you could come to tish Par-teeeee, if u lose any money den the UFO tenders will cash you back double!
Juliet - Yay, you are here at ta parsheee too!
Underda cover - good idea to pinshnch da doc!
Bernie - tee heee heeee, more funny ones, tank u!
Scuby - cant wait for your new foobs to go diving, hope you have an easy day! I'm praying for you!!! And like da other girls I'm very small right there making sure you are okay and that you don't forget to pinch the doc!
Goldie - I will def join you for a kahua-llua and Baileys too-ah! And dat chicky looks so dang perdy, just beautiful and I agwee tops off!!! So so so pretty!! And ooo la la the Karma pic, is great!!!
Mema - I am so sorry your DD is back in the hospital and I will be praying hard for her to get well. You have a safe trip and keep us posted!
DorK - that is amazing Scuby went to work first, sheesh! Dedicated for sure!
Mrs V - You look so great, glad you ditched the wig! I take tamoxifen so don't know about aromasin. So glad to hear you are feeling so good too and not too many hot flashes...I have been having them a lot for a year...makes me cranky!
Katrinka - are dose pics of kinda beers??? I habnt heard of dems before....
Sending out lots of love and hugs to all you HTL Hotties! Take Care and keep your TitZ UP!!
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Sheesh, but MANY TANKX for da Beannie Baby for keeping me straight. I don't know why I had read it was your DH, MemaSue, and not your DD, that they think has pneumonia. So scary, and we are all praying she will come through this A-OK. (I edited my earlier post as for some reason I had read too quickly and thought it was your DH). (((Hugs)))
Beannie, LOL yeah, those are beers *wink, wink*. Aren't you gonna cheer for Bama today? Big National Championship Game? I only watch the big games, not the run-o-the-mill games...lol. I know it will be fun here, since the vip room is so nice. BUT dang it, I am just giving them money right and left. Ya think I can go to the HTL's ATM and bwing dat free money here???
Scuby Luv......anxious to hear how you are doing!!!!
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Evening, Loungettes! I is the one in the hammock snoring--sleep wasn't in the cards this weekend and I is TIRED!!!! Scimmed through the last 3 or 4 pages--
Bernie--sympathy on the loss of Sheba, the new furbaby is adorable!
Scuby--been praying for you every time I wake up enough to put 2 words together, hope you're doing well!
Hi to everyone else, be back in the am!
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Jus checking in to see if da Scuby was here. Hi Beans! Tanx for the compliments, youse a sweetie! An Katrinka, get u a drinka an take the res a that moolah back to your room. I will cheer for your Bama!! Pwomise! May even tune in jus for u to see a score, an I don eben like spowts!! But will do it fer u! NM, hope u get u some good zzzzzz's. We will try to keep our voices low when we is around de hammock youse a rockin in.
Wunner if da DorK has heard from Scuby?? Maybe she sent Stella to check? Hmmmmm......
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Hi goils,
Wo nord on de Scuby, assuming she is resting at home. I thought about sending some tenders but jest know her DH will take berry good care of her. I will give her until twos-dey before I send Stella to check on her.
Beanie, you so funny, de pics dat Katrinka posted are her team, de Alabama Crimson Tide. They are playing dis ebbening in de playoffs for de big win. We tinks. I hope you feeling better.
Allie, I will check out de game too. I am a fair weather sports fan but love me some hockey. Futeball, mese can take it or leave it. Will watch de super bowl. Stella sed she likes de uber short look for you, she says you always look beautiful. She jeolous cause she not so purdy. But I tail you de truth, she is purdy to mese.
NM, wese look forward to seeing you on de twos-dey, sleep good. De tenders will rock your hammock should you start to stir. Glad your work is done for anudder week and de full moon will go bye bye. Mese miss you.
Kathy, good luck to your team, love your spirit. Be good and if ya don't win, dat otay, cuz you a winner to all us goils. Have lots a fun.
Mese gotta go and spend some time with my honey pie. He nice, he cooked yummy dinner for wese.
To all, have a happy monKEY night!!
CheerZ!
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May I have your attention please:
Our Lisa is home, she is sore but that is expected. I will propose a toast to de new Scuby, WITH cleavage!! YAY!! Cheers ma love!!
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Scuby checkin in, home, hurtin and happy for de scubaboobs! PS very happy, got home a little while ago but my arms are so sore, not much typing. Hope that's just from having arms over head for 2 hours... More percosettes soon.
Went to office mostly cause DH made coffee (then realized and apologized like a mad man), couldn't stand the smell and not have any.
Got the foil same easy as Mrs_Vino in recovery for dry lips! You rockin the short hair! Tanks Junie!
Thanks and Hugs to all of you. Think I will wash my drugs down with a virtual Black Flag! Lisa0
