how about drinking?
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it wes nu preblem chrissy b. eym puneshin bigg boyy now.hees geding lots uv spenkins,noty boy. hes cwying now fer u but i sez no chrissy b fer u en u stey here en git ur puneshmint.i need a begr padel fur hem.kan i burrow urs chrissy???
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Eyes gotta good un ere Undy! Is abiiiiiig padel!!! Yous can use it bud I nees it back coz i uses it on da DH coz e cn b a norty boy too.....lol!!!
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Is there a "Rosetta Stone" CD I can use to help me speak/understand your language? :-) I mean, I'm drunk and I'm still struggling.... ;-)
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I wants to know why crissyb is on her knees...i mean, I know why I'm usually on me knees and it ain't got nothing to do with scrubbin' de floooors.
(Howw as dat?)
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chrissy-im gunna bwing it wight bek.cuz afta de spenkin eym teking a nap on de flesh.hes not jes meye barestul but my bed tew. dat mr chrissy mus bee de baddest boyy fur u to use dis bigg pedle on hem! i beee ryte bek,oh spinner-i jes use my beanglish to english trensleytun guyd.it hep a lott.
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uh oh, Cwissy is flead and now she back down with de Jockster. oh de boyz lubbing her dis afternoon. So de unde' has de mr big and de beautifall Cwissy now has de Jocks. So may I ask, where might de Pants be? Me tinks he went to bed with de Alli. So dat leaves uh, lemme tink...who can soyve us goils? Flash? no way Jose, he be detained in de back room. Oh dis place is on fi-ar! Snow boy, ken you get us lonely goils some marshmallows and put dem on de fire? Wese has a taste fir someting sweeet and seems like de tenders are detained by some doyty goils. go goils go. me pwomise, yer secwet is safe wit mese. But don't tail Stella, she jailous and will blab.
More tequilla pleeeeze, make dat two. One fir mese and one fir de Stella.
Ouch, Stella, why you hit me? Mese does not like when you act jailous of de odder goils. And Mr Big is off limits, he wanna voygin goil...hmmm, don't tink any goils here ken hailp. Oh sorry, dis not a sex tread, dis is dwinking. HOw bout dose teqilla shots? Mese still dancing, de music is Spanish. And me llamo Dorotea, y tu, coma te llamas? Chigla en la basura, Dorotea, mala chica. Oh baby!!
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gud spinner,dat guyd awedy wurkeng fur ewe. dat resun ewe tink chrissy be on hur nees is korect. dats wy we has de nee pads in de HTL.
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Spinner, wal you sees, Mr Big had some shots of tequila atween is knees an I hads to drink it wif out touching da glass but e was nauty an held ma ead an woodna let me up so Undy, she sabed me.....yay for Undy!!!! Now she punshing im for been norty.....lol
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Dis whole story is hard to swallow.... ;-)
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I gots ta be werkin' on my di-lect. Me is tinkin' it's easier when i is sober...but dis defeets da hole porpoise.
Me and ChrissyB was sep-arated at berth.
Dis is de best way to drink de te-kill-ya.
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now eyes wealy kenfoosed dork.need anuder trenzleytun guyd fur dat lengwige.and a vergen here in de htl??? keep luking mr bigg.myt be one heyding unda de cowch.shesh prawbley lost.threw her out frem here.hairs anudr dwink fur da bump dork
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Me legs is so strong I can squat not kneel. Dis make me reel popular wit de boyz.
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Dis is me taste of sometin' sweet tonite...
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Ooooo shhhhh!!! I jus sawd DH!!! He be lookn forz me...........ooooo I gots to get da dinner but needs ta git sobe r firz.......where dem boyz when ya needs dem.....I needs da coffee!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spinster, many of wese has taken de Beanglish 101 and 102. De Beanie hersalfe made a book, it on de #1 best sailer list of de books dis week and will be available for de kindle soonly. I can hailp but mese too dwunk. Me twy to give you abbrebiated least of words,
wodka=vodka
mese= me
yose= all of you
dwink=drink
spenkin=spanking (and fun hehe)
portend=pretend
bix=fix
dwunk=drunk
dwunliest =berry berry dwunk
berry=very
dis=this
dat=that
dis and dat=this and that
Dis is all dat mese can share cuz you must bye de book for de complete list. You ken PM me or de Beanie yer credit card number, expiration deyte and de three did-jet securedy code on de back and mese will send you de book for de beanglish 101 for jest three monthly payment of 129.99. Dat a 30 poy-cent discount from de author to yose. Tink about it, I did it and mese now in gwad school for advance beanglistical. It is de Wharton School of Beanglistics. tank ewe, where is me tequilla?
boys, toyne up de music!!! let's dance!!!
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Oooooo Spin!......theyz be bery tasty!!!! Yummmm!!!! Ooops, here comes da DH agin......shhhhhh!!!!
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Chrissyb, be watchin' for da kawfee between da knees....burns is bad news.
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Dork,meese ex-husband went to de Wharton School. Me still deevorsed his arse.
Meese mixed apple brandy wit a hole buncha different stuff tonight. Morning should be fun....
Gurlz, it is past spinners bedtime. Meese stoppin' by earlier tamara.
Ciao, bellas!
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Nah Spin, eyz jus hol lit wid ma hans......can drin it betr dat way.....hic!....scooz me....hic!
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Nite Spin......hope ya haz a good sweep!!!!
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Meese hol it wid ma hans too...wait...wat are we holin?
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I taut it oz kawfee! No?
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Pom, yose holding de dwinky of de tea-killa but mese made yose dwop it cuz Chrissy's DH scard mese. Me taugh she get caught in dane-jarish toyitorri so mese jumped den fell on yose dwink and knocked you to yose knees.
Cwissy, I will not tail your DH dat you are acting a widdle bit like de Elizabeth. But you not a ho, she de htl ho. and don't tail, Stailla is de voygin. she humbarrased. She jest confided in mese dis ebening. But she has her eyes on de mr big who has his eyes on you who have your eyes on yer DH. whoa, feel like mese on a merry grow round, don't know whose with whos but yous all de notty dis dey.
Stella has one ting to sey on dis MLK dey. She has a dweam too. She wanna be jest like mese but she too bad to play attention enuff to learn. She was trown outta de Wharton Bidness school, dat is a wong story, mese can't tail, she humbarrased agen. She is coming to hit me agen, don't tail but mese sending her to anudder reform school soonly if she not nicely to mese and ewes twos. OH my, oh mese, wese dwunk. Ken somebuddy halp me up, mese felled down, well portended to fell so mese could see up de Big kilt. Den me got so excited at de bigness of uhhh, hims legs, mese got dizzy. oh pants, hailp me up and git me and de Unde' and de Cwissy more tekeelah-de-da's! Please, tank ewe berry muchly, udda man!!
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Me tink it funny dat peeps always call me "pom" widin a few daze o meetin' me. Its first three letters of meeze last name. Me needz to go bed.
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me humpblist apology Cwistine, dahling. de lounge have no OZ coffee in de house. Dey had sew much but donated to de boring threads here cuz it go bads since wese dwink de likker. I ask of of the borring-tread-teers to bwing you a cup from dere boring tread. No offense to de udder tweds, dey jest not fur mese, dey make mese so sad. Me lubs all goils in de BC oh land but mese home is in de lounge. Okey, here is your coffee, jest like you like it. A splash of cweamer and a spenda. It be piping hot, sorta like de boyz dis ebening. Funny ting too, mese dwank coffee dis ebening jest before midnights cuz mese has tings to do dat not dwinking would be bestest. Oh whale, dere is tomorree for mese. Mese glad it is not tomorree yet here in de house me lives in.
Unde', dat you making all dat noise? You has a cute widdle giggle, mese hear you from heres. Oh, me tinks me hears de tender called Flash, me know his hot voice, he tails all de goils he loves dem, he a player, be carfill with him, he a feart-bwaker!! hehe!
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Me begs your pardon, Spinner Pom. Mese gonna twy to guess yer name. Mese wemember dat it de last three of your last name. Pomararo?? Pompinsky? Pomarara? Is mese close? Well you need not say if you no wants. You sleep whale and don't take de tenders, wese still parTAying and seems a few tenders are MIA.
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dork,im here wid da flesh,he iz gibing me da bestest mesage but i hab to kep telin hem lower!
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Dotty gal, mees jus needs de kawfee soz I kin get sob r coz DH he be hung ry an I gots to git de dinn er an I donts wan ta burns me self wen I doos it...............
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Morning Babes, you were so busy while I was sleeping.
Love the fred joke
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" She asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. ." "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.. Smallcox?"
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uh, Chrissy, dwink de coffee and be carfull not to boyne yerself. Yose can portend yose is sober. Jest twy to walk stwaight and talk without de slur and yer DH will nebber know. Jest don't giggle if ya see images of Mr Big's ness in yer head cuz DH will be suspicsciously wandering what you up to. Me tinks he saw you on yer knees. and use de potholders for de cooking (do you cann dem pot holders, dose little square tings dat also come in de shape of a large hand to hold between yose hands and de hot pots on de stove or from de obben? And uh, can mese make it dere for some dinner? Mese got to de buffet too late dis ebening cuz mese slept true dinner. Okey, me tinks me go to bed. It is 2:30 aye em, me cwaaazy being up so late and mese got notting done dat mese planned dis ebening/early murning. Good dey, enjoy yer dinner and tail DH hello. and dat you are innocent and I ken testeify to dat fact. Love you. Safe cooking, and no hooking hehe!
Unde', me need to find me switch to turn mese night owl off. Jest one more aye em to sleep late den mese back to work. Oh mese!! Good night lovlies. Cheers and many buckets of beers (to chase de shots of tequilllie). okey, twist me arm, one more!!!!!! Mese losing me voice me tawk sew muchly dis ebening and dis early aye em. Oh mise. Uh, cheerZ! and zzzzzzz's!
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