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Hi goils. jes a quick pop in....it's late and Baxi yaking at me already. Thanks for all the kind woids about mese n Katwinka n Stella pics. Kathy, r ur eyes blue? Talk about funcused!! Mine are brown...but it does look like we both have blue eyes in da pic...too funny.
DorKa - BIG HUGZ to you and your friend Ann and her family. Crap she's been dealt more than anyone should have in a life time....Prayers too! Your DD...OMG...she's beeeeUTEteemus!!! and grandfurpooch...jes adorkable...teehee. You are truly a big hearted (not farted), loving person and I for one feel truly blest to have you as my friend. U DA BESTEST!
WaWa - thanks for posting our pic and ewe sweet woids. I say den, say now...mese lubbed ewe hair. I am gonna try n get some hilites at end of da month tho. Hope docs find out whats wrong wif ewe tamary...will keep you in mese prayers. I git to do da Endoscopy on Weds...yuk. And...I too am funcused...I musta missed sumptin. O well!
Sweetlisa, 333, Kay....have fun letting ewes hairs down tanite in da lounge! Don't dwink too muchly and feel free to vent and yak, and carry on. You'll get used to the beanglish...promise!
Alli - ewe cwackin me up...mese seen da DDBIWW before but had forgotten da eggzact translation...LOL.
CynCynLucyLou - package will be mailed tamary. Sweet dreams!
N e bodies mese missed...will hab to make up for it tamary...Bax is relentless.
Lub lub lub ya'll!!
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Mema, Funny about our eyes.....neither has blue eyes....mine are hazel! Thanks for your prayers, I'll let you know what the dr says. But.....I want YOUR eyelashes!!! They really were amazing. Ha,ha...sounds like a love fest. Well shoot, we do all lubs each other here!!!
Going nite-nite soon....mebbe shud habs a nitecap foist....like kahula (lol I wrote kaHULA....came back to edit and correct, but funnier to leave it like that),or irish creme or sumtin. Speaking of Irish Cream......where are you Bernie??? Calling BERNIE! Hope you're okay!!! And Beansie too, youse needz ta stay here longer!!
Night night Moler Foker boy, night night Liz da Ho Sis, Night night Moon.......
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I am afraid of just about everything! I guess that was the "fruit" of my sadness..I cannot control one darn thing anymore....or it feel's that way! I honestly do not want to let anyone in! I cry my eye's out when writing...and leave a lot of things out....i cannot still wrap my head around all that has happened in my life...not to this day..or minute..yes, i do run around with words..yes! i think the big prob is my mother, my lack of health insurance.. my friggin grass-cutter's..right next to my house.(the old man's house).one of them pissed me off so bad, lil tommy short hands...he's drunk from morning to night...he was around when i was on my own, flashback...he arrive's again..right next door, milking my elderly neighbor, for alot of money,doin his lawn, hedges,,,i get out of the car today, he is such an asshole....so much as he told me, Wow,i still love those legs (yes, i must had em, lost them due to the great menopuase) now they are chicken legs! beyond that, he just keeps playin with my head, i am too polite to tell him off! sexual induenoe's all the way...at this moment, i have to go to bed with a hubby that still is on the peg tube, OH, thanks....i am quite the woman thathas not found herself to this day..50 years old..I need to grow some nads
ooh ya got me wahine! I let some of it go just cuz i am not feeling in control..that is one bad feeling...TX
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Awwwww, you need a big hug....(((((sweeetomg)))))....and some health insurance.....wish we could go *poof* and have the insurance appear. Sounds like you have had everything hit at once. Hate that you are going through all that. Hope you can have a few drinks here at the HTL and get pampered by the Tattie Tenders and forget your troubles if only for awhile. I bet you could even talk Pants, Jock, Mr. Big, Mr. Bigger, SnowJob Boy, or Eric into coming over to YOUR house and pampering you there. Take care!
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waaah, Wahine, youse not going to sleep yet are yese? i still up and partaying in. but wanna try de aussie masseuse dude foyst. and for de record, I am forncused too, berry such mo. much so. oops, mese a bitsy buzzed on likker. too much wodka tonight.
uh ohh, I tink I saw a man in de back. uh ohh agen. he has a mole. katwinka, who'd you let in, no, tell me it ain't him. If you see him, tell him Stella not available, she in de mail..hehe. Dat will bix her after being badliest with that mucker foler with de mole. And she tailed me dat she ober him and I tink she meaned it. I can only pray.
tanks all for your prayers and nice words. you goils are my rock stars and I love all yese. I will be back shortliest....
so whose here to hailp me get dis nerd outta here?
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De beast stole mese post, dammit! Oh well, mese too dwunk to member, but to member mese don't unnastan 333, but think I will jus gib u a hug, cause dat is what u need, right? (((333))) dere ya go.
Well, was gonna hang out, but dat Moler Focker is following me around. He twying to get me to introduce his ho sista to CynCyn. Well, he needs to take her de hail outta here. Mese is not gonna hab dis bull chit, no way. An Cyn Cyn, if u get a knock atcher door tonite, Pwease check da peephole before u open it, K?
Nite twinka dink, nite dotty, nite 333, nite pwoud Mary, nite who ebber de hell ewlse mese missin. But not de Moler Focker an his lisbeth ho sista, you guys deserve a bad night, not a good one. Get de hail outta here.0 -
Still tryin to make my way to bed, Dorkie.....so mese kin halp ya git dat mole boy outta here. Mese thought sumone invited him, so mese wuz twying to bese politely and say good night to him. But lets kick him to da curb like we kick dat RB to da curb. Ready??? Let's both kick at da same time....*kersplat*....oops luks like we kicked him INTO da door. Wese foigot to open it...oops! Dere, now de door is open and wese can roll him da rest of da way out. He be long gone by de time de Stella is out of de mail and on her way to DISNEY!!!!
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OOPS, didn't see ya Tanya....where were you? MEse didn't mean ta run into ya, but after we rolled de mole boy outside, mese jest turned around and dere you were! Good advice to Cyn....for her NOT to open de door cuz it might be Liz da Ho. Mese tinks de Wenches are MUCH pwettier and MUCH nicer!!!! So keep da ho out!!!!
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OMG, Tonya, yose soo funny. Ick, glad you tailed Lucy to check de peep hole! Dat boy and his ho sister are gross. Great job Katwinka de kicker for trowing his sawry ass out de back door. Wese foygive ya for letting him in.
OMG, I am sending ya hugs too. It is okay to vent. You gotzta vent and you gotzta dwink. If you can't dwink for real, den portend youse dwunk. I hope you can hang with us and we can help you feel better. OMG for omg, I ask God to look ober yese and hailp yese too.
Anyone for some wine from de Napa Valley?? It is delish and de tenders jest opened a big ass barrel of it for us to dwink todey. Let's do it! Cheers!
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Ooooohhhhhh mese lubs good CALIFORNIA wine!!!!!! I'll share dat barrel of vino wid youse....lets pass around some big-a$$ wine glasses.......
Cheers!!!
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(((((((((((( OMG333 ))))))))))))))))......Im not sure my brain has even wrapped itself around what the hell happend???? Insurance bites and on that ...... CANADA rules!!!! when it comes to insurance...we should be like that..being the country that we are....It sucks ..but we are here for you for what ever you need girl friend.....
yeah...Im finding it hard to leave here tonight too...some nights are easier than others...Im getting my energy back a bit...I cooked real fajitas tonight for suppah....oh yeah baby...I can cook again.....theres a start...
Love all yous goils....again....nite....good night....tata.... cherio.....
xoxox
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Forgot to say Thank You for de barrel of California wine, Dorkster! MEse wuz jest in a hurry to try some!!!
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ok..then of course I run into Kath on my way out shoving a wine glass in my hand....well..hell...Ok...
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no worries, Cyn....dere is pwenty more vino and pwenty of gwasses.....*hic*
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OK night-night for real now.....I got ta get up early and NOT used to that!
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Good night, my beeuteeful fwends. I go sleep now...love yese goils!
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Hi Babes - total chaos going on here. DH parents are arriving on thursday for a long weekend. She is so sweet and lovely - he is so not. Big heavy lazy lump of a thing- always criticising DH. Don't do this don't do that, you've done that wrong. he's retired now and just sits on his big a** doing nothing - she has to do everything. He needs a hip replacement but they won't do the op cos he is so big and he won't do anything about it except eat like a pig. DH has two brothers and the eldest is horrible, lying, cheating, money grabbing b**tard. He even stole some of our wedding money (long story). Anyway, he is daddies blue eyed boy - so have to sit and listen to what a poor life he has. His mrs kicked him out cos he was cheating - somehow that was her fault. He neglects his daughter for his new girlfriend, etc etc. DH will run round after daddy wanting everything to be right for him.
Me - I don't give a S**t, I wan't to give him a big slap right up the snout. Anyway, as you can see I'm really looking forward to the weekend.
Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he has a pee though
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Good Morning Breasties!!!!!! Happy Twoes-dey to all. Nice to see you the ayem Bernie and a great chuckle to start the day. Good luck this weekend...I think I would have to try and keep my space or I would probabably say something not so nice to fatso.
Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!
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OH my, 2 good funnneees on twos-dey! Great fun, Bernie and Juliet! Bernie, somehow I believe that about the Irish wife! LOL. Will be thinking of you for your L-O-N-G (literally) weekend. How horrid, hope you can dwink enuf wine to make it thru their visit.
Hope to see sum gud twos-dey dwinks from NM and Lori, or even from Beansie! Only have a couple of min, as have to get to dr. Hoping things will look up today for all the loungettes!!!
Hugsssssssssssssss,
Kathy
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Holy Chit! 3 pages in 24 hours!
Thank you sweet Tanya, I mean Alli, yes my mom likes her smokes and her sweets, for sure. Too bad about DDBYWW, but good that you have someone you really enjoy too, so that makes up for it. I did not know DDBYWW was telling people she was not doing well financially since you were back! Are F'ing kidding me? 5-6 hours for swim meet, that IS long.
SweetLisa, we shall have a party for you, when you finish chemo. And stick around for advice on your recon. I'm sure several of the girls here can offer up some suggestions. No rads? I think you are the only one in active tx's now. Cyndie just finished up with rads. Well, I take that back, Mema has to go for hercepting tx's. Sawry to hear about your fur babies. But gosh, they have sure lived a long life.
SuzieCutie, so sorry to hear about your friend. Can't you still go and bisit her? Sure hope your honey likes his spa gift. You will have to let us know, and what all he got.
Kathy/Sue, the picture is most bootimous of BOTH of you. I exspeshully like it, cuz I have had de playsure of meeting BOTH of you dorgeous women. Kathy, I am not allowing you anymore spankings for the rest of the da week, for speaking so low of yourself. You are beautiful, inside and out. We can really see the red now, I love it on you!
OMG Kathy, how scary about your baked tater already being smashed and buttered, yikes! Goot luck at da docs today, I shure hope you get answers.
Lucy, DDBIWW is Dirty Dumb Biotch I Work With, opps, I see Tanya answered you already. Oh dear, I hope your DS doesn't go through cars, like he does bikes, yikes! Hmmmm, I see you took a Wench home!!!
DorK, with all the laughing about falling, it reminds me of when NM put up her hammock, and slowly sunk to the ground. Prayers out for your friend and her family. Knowing the end is coming, I guess lets you sort of prepare for it, but certainly doesn't make it hurt any less. I hope you and your friend can have a somewhat enjoyable ebening tonight (((((Dork & Ann))))) I think it sort of sweet that your mom thought it was Xmas. My dad has alzheimers too, and was actually in the hospital last week, as he wasn't eating and passed out and fell. My mom was given 5 years if she quit smoking, 2 if she didn't, if she were lucky. That was a year or so ago. Wow, you are going back to work already? How does time go by so fast? And how is that darned foob doing anyways? Picture of your Jes and Lana are too stinking coot. Jessica looks like her most beatimous mommy! Is she feeling better now?
Here is another twist for OMG333.....
. BTW, you can rant here whenever you want. In fact it is encouraged. So don't feel like you posted a negative post. We have all been there girl, so rant away, especially if it makes you feel better. Hugs for you. You need to tell the ASS next door, OFF.Oh Bernie, forgive me, but you have me LMAO at your story of the in-laws. I sure hope you can manage. Be sure to have plenty of wine on hand! Woot Woot for those Irish girls!
Couldn't find a "Busted Knee" but I did find a "Broken Leg", will that do?
Ingredients
1-1/2 parts Jim Beam® Bourbon
4-1/2 hot apple juice/cider
cinnamon stickPreparation
Combine ingredients in a large mug. Garnish with lemon wedge and cinnamon stick.
Have 2 for Twosday, one for each leg.........hehe!
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good morning bernie, i admire your restraint if not i will chipin for bail money
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Bernie, I agree with Juliet, lol. And as Lori said, hope you have plenty of wine on hand!
Lori, so happy to see you girl! Have missed u! And I will have wo broken legs for twosday Fo Sho!
Kathy, hope all goes well at the Dr, glad you are finally getting those ears checked. Let us know! I willl BBL to check.
Where are all our other girls? Scuby doo been MIA for awhile now, come back Lisa! And NM, Beans, Gail?? Huskeric? Mema and Cyn, don't work too hard, K? And Mema, did your car sober up?
And Lori, DDBIWW was saying that, and more. Stupid biatchhhh, like it wouldn't get back to me????
Well, y'all have a great day, BBL
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Morning DahhhhlinKs!
SweetLisa - forgot to mention this last night. Go get several big bottles of regular ol rubbing alcohol and a spray bottle. Put the alcohol in the spray bottle and spray, spray spray the areas where the accidents are. Spray close and to almost saturation. Do it everyday for at least 3 days. Your pooch will not like to go there, may find another spot, but the smell will be more tolerable. It‘s a cheap attempt that usually works, until you can get it replaced. Losing pets is jes horrible...sending healing energy your way. Hey, isn't tamary da DAY? Me tinks so, last day of chemo, anyway huh? PARTAY!!! And yes, most of us are finished with chemo but still going thru different treatments for a host of RB related things. We're here for ya Lady!
LMAOROTF - AlliTanya, WaWa, DorKa, ewes CWACK mese up about molefocker n ho sis hitting on CynCyn, rollin him out after hitting da door, check da peephole...hahaha!! Sitting here dis morn habing mese coffee n nearly blow it out mese nose...DH say, wha so funneee....LOVE to start my day with a good chuckle!! Tank ewe goils!!
Bernie - LOL at the joke but O Mese...da bisiters from hail...dats what dat chit sounds like. Hope ewe survive...well jes dwink a lot and gib da chit right back to em. We b here in da lounge to dwink wif ya...ewe gonna need it girl!
Juliet - LOL
Goldie - Hi!!! Have been missing you!! Good advice for SweetLisa bout sticking around for what's sure to come after chemo. Some do call my Herceptin drips chemo, I don't, cuz it's nothing like chemo. No really obvious se's for me anyway. Are you all done with the unloading, got the new warehouse finished, got the shipments out? OMG, your dad been in the hosp too. Is he eating now? With both your parents in their current state, you must be having a time of it. Here...dwink 3 of dees beers and call me tamary...K? Thanks for da DOTD...habing 2 of dem later!
And thank you alls for kind words about my gf AN. Will be seeing her later today.
333 - Here is your prescription...sending you lots of positive energy, booze, gonads to tell the neighbor off, more booze, prayers, more booze, BIG HUGZ, more booze, FIRST in line at the Fukitol and Percotini Fountains, and lastly...more booze!!
Later for da Twos-Dey festivities...MUAH!!
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Lori, That is so scary about your father! Like Sue said, I hope he is eating now, too. And hope your mom is better today.
NM, WHERE ARE YOU????? Ya know we willl put out an APB if we don't hear from you soonliest!!!
Lisa (Scooby), Missing you too! Hope everything is ok.
Well, ears will be ok....they will do positioning procedures on both ears on Thurs, so I had to change anudder appt. BUT will be simple, and able to drive, etc right after.
Since there seem to be a lot of beer drinkers among us, I found this. BUT those of us that sew, can make it in pwetty colors, too!
Hope all my bweasties are habbing a g8 afternoon! Ciao for Niao.
Katwinka red
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Oh no, Bernie!!! Just saw that!! LOL
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Hello girls and happy twosdey!
Popping in for some dwinks and to see what is happening here.
Kathy, glad you got those ears checked out, hope the procedure bixes you right up. What a partay last night, eh?
NM, yeah, where are you? I hope all is well and that you are just enjoying some quiet time with your sweet Sadie.
OMG, sending prayers to you and hope you will find a way to get some medical care. Hate that you have no insurance. If you were an illegal, you would get great medical care. Sucks, huh? Hugs for you. Come back again and drink with us.
SweetLisa, are you ready for your partay tomorree? I sure hope you join us as we sailabrate the end of your chemo. Praying that things go uphill only for you.
Allison, I had fun last night. Sorry about the moler focker sneaking in de lounge. whatever you do, do not tail him that Stella is heading to Florida, he will show up. And you are sooo funnee, I am still laughing at you for warning our dear Lucy about the his ho sister. She has better taste than that, omg (no not omg333 but OMG).
Lori, how sad that your Dad is having the same issues as my Mom. I sure hope that he will continue to eat, that is so sad. Sending you some big Dorky hugs. And tanks for de dwinks, yum yum yum.
Bernie, OMG, same doctor....gross! But lmao. And you poor dear, having to endure a weekend with your obnoxious FIL.
Juliet, so sweet of you to help Bernie with bail if needed. I will chip in a few dollars too as we need our doll baby, Bernie, in de lounge to keep us laughing. Are you done your training yet?
Chrissy B, were art though? Sleeping on your chair I see. Miss you - we are having a partay tomorree, hope you can make it.
Scuby, I am missing ya too. How did you make out at the doctor and how did the revision go? Pop in and say hello. And stay out of the hole! goes for you too Beanius from planet Hoth, miss you too.
Cyn, hope your work day is going smooth and no one is annoying you. I am looking forward to joining the work forces again next week. I am started to go stir crazy and I find myself dwinking a wee bit too muchly. This staying up half the night chit has to stop soonliest.
Mema, hope you are having a good day. and yes, inquiring minds wanna know about your car and your DH truck. the fact that your vehicles get dwunk makes me laugh every time it is mentioned. And I still smile when I look at the photo of you and Kathy. Lori is lucky to have met both of you wonderful goils. My turn will come, no doubt! Great tip on the dog smell. Wish I had heard that before I threw my rug to the curb on monday. that little Lana is a cute one but I was so dissappointed when I discovered that she was pissing in MY living room. I will keep that in mind though.
Thanks all for the compliments on my Jessica. Lori, she is finally back to feeling well but it sure took awhile. And for de record, she is a brunette like me. She told me that she might go back to brunette after the summer is over. I personally like her natural hair color but she is 20 now and makes her own decisions. i am just grateful that she is not coloring it blue, pink or purple as many kids are doing. I hate that.
Kathy keeps reminding me to post the video from youtube that I put up here a long time ago. I was viewing it yesterday and I look terrible but I will go ahead and post it. I have to switch to internet explore though to do so. I am now working on learning Viva la Vida and hope to make a new youtube video. but I will wait until I get mese hair done cuz my roots are worse than in the video that I will post.
Did i miss someone? I think I did. But the good thing is that whoever you are, you get a free massage compliments of Alli's VIP masseuse. And a free weeks worth of dwinks too hehe!
Love you girls and am always so grateful to have you in my life. I have been so bored lately and do not know what I would do if I did not have the lounge for a hang out!
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Here is the video. I thought i had posted one of me playing with myself (flute and piano). there are a lot of mistakes but I enjoyed doing it.
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YIPPPPEEEEEE! Enjoyed seeing that again Dotty, as well as the others! You playing the flute too, plus one of you playing with no video (whuts up wid dat?), and the snow in your backyard, and your beautiful Jessica singing....with her natural color hair! Ya know, she is just beautiful with either color!!!! And she sure has a beautiful voice. I sure enjoyed those, thanks so much!!!!
Muah!
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