how about drinking?

william ,i thought it was harry that was  naked in vegas,hang on wasn't sue and lori in vegas recently!  home now drinking cider with my mushroom and cheese ommelette

thanks orla, got another cider to go with it!, not sure about the broccoli bag though

LMAO Lori. "Whiskey the Pooh".....now I've seen it ALL. Well, not really, I have not seen dat nekkid prince photo yet. Tanks for de dwink!

Juliet, You DO know how to find the pictures! OHHHHHHH, he has a package, and it has MY name on it?????? 'Scuse me, I am gonna be bizzy for awhile....*pulling de  guy wid the "package" into de back room*.....mese will seez you all latah.....

Sue and Jean, thinking of you both and hope Sue that you have no more flooding, and hope Jean that you didn't have any out there. Scary!

Have a GUD HUMPITY HUMP DEY, Loungettes!!!! Mese gotta see if dat package is worth humping, but mese tinks it will be......LOL

Katwinka *winka winka*

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

Goldie IDK eat  the broccoli?

Take some

Since you're eating chicken Lori, then it must be Brown Chicken, Brown Cow....lol. Maybe the pellet will start working THIS time....that would be great.

Have waited all day for nurse to call....I already called them twice. Normal, schmormal, but wish they would at least respond. Sue and Jean, still hoping all is well and will stay that way!!!

KatD

Good evening Loungies!!!!

Here for Pau Hana!!!  Nattylight puhleeze Jock......thank you...Dorkie..how is the head girl????  We gotta keep Bernies helmet close at hand for you.  Kathy....I didnt know you were in the National Guard...really????  How was that? How long were you in for?? Details?? 

Julie..you have a secret chocolate stash???  Kewllll beanze.....what kind docu you keep around? Those cupcakes Undie had the other day lookd marvelous....I just love me some chocolate..we used to tell my kids that women NEED chocolate....we also told them there was beer in the ice cream so they wouldnt eat it...but one Day DD said they were serving beer at school and it was a bust...

Lara..hope you start feeling better....That broccoli purse was interesting..first thing to come to mind was it would go well with Lady Gaga's meat dress and if she got some potato shoes she would be nice and rounded.

Good luck with the pellets Lori...I really hope it starts working for you...chit...your practically a newley wed .... has to be very frustrating.  Whiskey the Pooh....omg...what kind of message is he sending???  LOL....That disney is for adults I think.  Haha 

Loved loved loved the jokes BX4....verry funny....do they have grades in Ireland like they do here?  Is it the same?  I ask these questions to enhance my destination knowledge ya know...it may come up at work..maybe...probably not...but if it does....I will know the answer..wont I?? I will if you tell me anyway.

Ahh...Mema...gremlin up to its same old crap..eating posts...damn it..that sucks hun...I hate that...Hope you are feeling ok. Im sorry to hear of Lamar..you are a good friend..Im sure Patty will apreciate you when her DD and GD leave.  Prayers to your friends hun. 

Love you girls like family...actually more I think than some family...shhhhhh, I didnt say that...yes I did.

Bottoms up girls... Not sure I can come back later..got an early ayem... (530a)

ttfn

My internet is going to be shutting down shortly, so I have to be quick!

Darn Kathy, so you stayed home for nothing, when you could have taken mom for her eye test?

Sue, sorry to hear of the passing of your friend. Very sad, even when it's expected. Prayers for you, their family and friends. I have watched radar all day, I tink I seed some frog turds!

Good one Cyn, telling the kids there was beer in the ice cream.

Chicken soup and Chocolate for you Lara

I'm bellying up to the bar..........the swim up bar that is.

Although children are not obliged to attend school until the age of six, 65% of four year olds and most five year olds are enrolled in the infant classes in primary schools in Ireland. Primary schools operate an eight-year programme, consisting of two kindergarten years (Junior and Senior Infants), followed by classes 1-6.
The primary education system emphasises a child-centred approach and is founded on the belief that high quality education enables children to realise their potential as individuals and to live their lives to the fullest capacity appropriate to their particular stages of development. The primary curriculum (recently completely revised) provides for an extensive learning experience and promotes a rich variety of approaches to teaching and learning.
Second level education in Ireland generally starts at the age of twelve and consists of a three year Junior cycle followed by a two or three year senior cycle.
The Junior Cycle: The Junior Certificate Examination is taken at the end of junior cycle in post-primary schools. The Junior Cycle caters for students aged from twelve to fifteen years and students normally sit the exam at the age of 14 or 15, after 3 years of post-primary education. Students must follow a number of core subjects which includes Gaeilge, English, Mathematics, Social Personal & Health Education, Civic, Social and Political Education and two other subjects from a list which includes languages, Science, Business Studies, Art, Music etc. In addition, students in Secondary Schools must study History and Geography. The Junior Certificate is assessed by means of a written examination at the end of the three-year programme, along with practical examinations and project work in some subjects and oral and aural examinations in Irish and continental languages.
The senior cycle has been significantly restructured in recent years and now offers a "Transition Year" which provides an opportunity for students to experience a wide range of educational inputs, life skills and work experience at a remove from the examination focus. The Transition Year is an optional one-year programme that typically forms the first year of a three year cycle. Transition year is not examined, but rather is assessed, and is intended to be a broad educational experience which assists in the transition from the school environment by encouraging creativity and responsibility for one's self. The main objective of the Transition Year is to promote the personal, social, educational and vocational development of pupils and to prepare them for their role as autonomous, participative and responsible members of society.' At the end of the senior cycle the Leaving Certificate Examination is taken. The examination is the terminal examination of post-primary education. It is held at the end of the Senior Cycle in post-primary schools. The Senior Cycle caters for students in the 15 to 18 year old age group.
Note: Students entering the Irish education system after 11 years of age are not obliged to take Irish language examinations.
Students may choose one of three Leaving Certificate Programmes:
The Leaving Certificate Programme - This is the most widely taken programme in which students must take at least five subjects, including Irish (with the exception of those entering the system after 11 years of age). Those intending to pursue higher education at a third-level institute normally take this examination and access to third-level courses depends on results obtained.
The Leaving Certificate Vocational Programme (LCVP) first introduced in 1989 is similar to the established programme detailed above, however there is an added vocational content and a concentration on technical subjects. Pupils taking the LCVP take five Leaving Certificate subjects (including two vocational subjects); a modern European Language and three link modules on Enterprise Education, Preparation for Work and Work Experience.
The Leaving Certificate Applied - The Leaving Certificate Applied is a two-year Leaving Certificate available to students who wish to follow a practical programme with a strong vocational emphasis. The primary objective of this person-centred programme is to prepare participants for adult and working life. While certification in the LCA does not qualify for direct entry to third-level courses, students who successfully complete the programme are able to proceed to many Post Leaving Certificate courses. The framework of the LCA consists of a number of modules grouped under three general headings: General Education; Vocational Education and Vocational Preparation

turdfloater lmao

Wowsa, I think that was the quietest night ever!

Well Cyn, if you didn't get edumacated from that splanation on on the edumacation in Ireland, then I don't know what to say.

I'm keeping an eye on Isaac, due to my daughter being in the V.I. Of course they are excited, anything up to a category 4............KIDS!

Happy THIRSTday

THE HURRICANE

1 oz vodka
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz triple sec
grapefruit juice
pineapple juice

Pour all but the juices, in order listed, into a hurricane glass three-quarters filled with ice. Fill with equal parts of grapefruit and pineapple juice, and serve.

Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! --

Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem

whos here any one boreddddddddddddddd

love ya all