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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012
    funny pictures
  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012
    funny pictures
  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited September 2012
    cyn-good news from the onc,well done on the 4lb lossLaughingbernie,orla,cammiLaughinglove the pics.     just got up but want to go back to bed . 
  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited September 2012

    Lori - printed the Wet Pussy recipe....den at woik today looked it up in da 'sumpin supmin bartender guide'...no such dwink...den looked on my cell phone app 10000 + dwinks...still not same ingredients...but it's closest to da...hold on...drum roll...'HOT WET PUSSY' recipe...lol...lmao...rotf....bahhahahaaahhbbaaaa.  No matter...we gonna do it...already in da folder at woik...Wet Pussy gonna b foist DOTD in October.  We also gonna do donations n gib the gibber a pink ribbon to sign and hang em all over da bar.  I'm so essited dey doing dis...it's all goot!

    Julie, Bernie, Cami, Orla.....ewes goils cwack me up.  I jes can't compete!

    Oh Lori...I am NOT gonna put Montana Velvet-Shock as a sig.  Now if I had a cute one like da other goils I wud....mese being a beeeotch huh?!?

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited September 2012

    Hi goils,

    First ting, when I do my interview, I would just talk about the wealth of information and the love and support that I have received on BCO. My DD would be mad if I started speaking beanglish. Oh I do miss my beans. oh where oh where is my beanie bean, oh where oh where can she pee?

    Hey pants, get me a dried up pussy or two, will ya? Oh tank you. Mese love wet and dry pussies (can't believe I am talking dis way, I's a widdle humbarrased Embarassed

    Chrissy, you must take after your mum which that quick whit, have I told you lately that I love you? Have I toled ye lately that I care? and now, I aint portending to be dat singer dude who sez those words, dey are my words damn it, i did not plagerize.

    KatwinkaKitty, I am doing alright. I know that God loves me cuz I have done miracles at the job this week. COnsidering that my personal life is falling to pieces, I am holding up quite well.  I was in a good mood all dey at work. Dat was until one of my regular moron's pissed me off.I had to poke her eyes out with a push pin. She won't be in tomorree cuz she can't see clearly now hehehe!

     Love all the great pics, cartoons and jokes, you girls know how to entertain, dat foah shoa! 

    Lordy, I jest cant comment to ebery one here cuz I has so much reading to do, work to do, laundry to do and moreover, I gots to have lots of pussie dwinks. Dry wet hot cold, whatebber, I jest love pussy dwinks. 

     Hi Orange, Syndie, JulieT, BBB Bernie,and all de rest of you poor stars. Speaking of, I miss princess glitter thighs NM. Or is that me? I so cornfused. 

    I has a heavy heart, jest found out that a former coworker of mine died suddenly in his sleep. He was the most awesome man (that is a rarity) and left behind two young children and a wife. They were such a close family and everone who knew him, loved him. Asking for prayers for Chad's wife Becky and their two babies. My life is good, I shan't or tain't cornplane. 

    Love you all but mese jest too drunken biddy to be here. i wanna be cuz I am a wanna be but I am a cantabee for reelsies! See you later. TITS UP if ya got em. 

    Cheers!

    ~intercom is talking....."Paging all DIcks, please report to the HTL, Paging all Dicks, you know who you are. Dere some dry pussies here that wanna tease you dicks)  ~~~ STELLA, omg! Cyn, why are you not watching Stella???For cwying out loudliest....

    cheers.  See you later. and giddy yer tiddy up. 

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    Dork I'm so so sorry about u'r friend an he left babies that's so sad. There are no quarantees ever.:(

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    Dork and Sue u really gotta have those drinks--they totally have u under their spell. I don't blame u. I'm ordering that when I go out this week-end in all purple and my white hair--they'll think I'm a goofy old lady--I am.

    OK listen to my hair idea--I was doing the foiling in dark brown and leavin the silver alone and it looked ok. But I let it all grow out--I've kept my hair short, Now I want to foil in burgandy red. what do u think of those colors??? Just think if u'r drinking it won't be a big deal.

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited September 2012

    Camilley, you are firey, I tink burgany hair would be ubber fab. I wanna see a pic of you. and Foyther, mese wants ta party with you. I gots to go to bed now, Pants is waiting.

    Pants is hung. But Meester big is hungliest and makes me hungry. ok, Dork is a DorK and a dork by enny odder name is a big dork. Dis is Dork talking about Dork. 

    ~~Sugar Dazzle Thighs here saying, DorKy saying good night.  ober and ouot, 10-4.  Cheers my sily fwends. Love you all!

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited September 2012

    so sorry to hear about your friend dorty,prayers for his family, everybody have a good day,and i want to see pictures of your new hairdo cammi

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited September 2012
  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited September 2012
    for you gals,your the best
  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,104
    edited September 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes! Sorry to be MIA for a few days, the trip to Boston and back always leaves me kinda tired.  I am gonna have to find time to go back and ketchup, though, past the couple pages I read this ayem.  Too much funny going on here! 

     While I was gone Sadie stayed at Auntie's Bed, Breakfast and Kennel.  Auntie not only lets Sadie get up on the coffee table in front of the windows, but put a blanket AND a pillow on it for Sadie's comfort!  Sadie doesn't get spoilt while at Auntie's, not at all.  

    I did read about "Patting the Pussy" and am still chuckling!  That was just tooo funny!  

    Princess Glitter Sizzle, signing off for the morning--Later, Loungettes! 

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited September 2012

    Good Morning!!

    Dorty....I feel so bad for you friends family..his wife will need so much support now.  I hope she has family close by that can help. There always seems to be someone who has it worse off ...I count my blessings. I hate hearing that you are going thru personal chit right now also...I will continue to pray for you as I do all my bweasties. 

    Sue, thats so wonderful what your bar is doing with the DOTD and the ribbons...just awesome.

    Cammy ....love the thought of the hair color..I've done red for years now.

    I like it and I think you should go for it....that will make 3 red heads in the lounge that Im aware of. 

    I did the dumbest thing yesterday...you all know my new schedule started yesterday so I now work 10 hours instead of 8 ...when I work I work on Central time zone time because my home office is in Omaha NE....so my hours are 6am-430pm cst..which is 7am-530pm est ..my time....I dont know what the hail I was thinking but when my cst clock showed 330pm on my computer I logged off...not only did I log off but I got in my car and started driving to my ds work , where I told him I would pick him up....I was halfway there when I glanced at my car clock and realized .....DuH.....I still have 1 hour of work left...CHIT!!  Total blonde moment....I booked a$$ back home and logged back on to work...wth? 

    Hey, NM...how was Boston? 

    Morning Julie..did you go back to sleep? 

    I would love to do that....someone needs to remind me at 12am how Im going to feel at 6am.

    Have a fantastic day everyone! 

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited September 2012

    Bernie, I will have to share that with my daughter, her best friend just gave birth to a baby boy!

    Cyn, great news on the onc visit and the weight loss, keep walking that beach!!!!

    Cami, love Tigger and Eyore, you are ONE OF A KIND and we ARE DISTURBED!!!! As for the Burgundy hair, go for it! Wahine's hair is similar, and she looks awesome in it.

    Sue, you gonna do the Dried Up Pussy too? I'm still LMAO. And yes, you being a biotch. Montana Velvet Shock, sounds like  drink!

    DorK, you are the entertaining one girl! Your posts are a riot to read and Stella is just as fun as you. Glad you made miracles happen at woyk, now you can hab lots of money foya de likker. And many prayers for your co-workers family. So sad, when someone so young passes so suddenly.

    Julie, we are PERFECT FRIENDS, aren't we?

    Cyn, glad you caught the time and hussled you butt back home to woyk! My "natural" hair has red in it, but since having it done now, that all gets colored. My "Bozo" picture is my natural hair color.

    NM, we always miss you when you go MIA, but sounds like Sadie gets treated like a Queen, but we know she misses you.

    DorK, I found your drink, and it actually had a name, other than JD n Coke. Get this, it's called a DINKIBOO! http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/d/dinkiboo-7902.html

    Also found a Wah-Wah!

    Ingredients

    2 oz. Vodka
    2 oz. Peach Schnapps
    Cranberry Juice (To taste)

    Instructions

    Fill a chilled collins or highball glass with the first two ingredients and top off with the desired amount of juice.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited September 2012

    Well crap shoot! I thought that Wah Wah looked familiar, hell, it's the same as the Wet Pussy! Oh well.

    Sue, I did your stripper name usine MemaSue and it comes up with Princess Silver Thighs, and if you use Proud Mary, you get Bambi Leather Thong!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    hahahaCyndie et an alarm clock maybe that will help.

    NM u were missing to lon, next tmie cut it short

    I can't tupe damn. And wen I worked I did all thecorrespondence. I made them think I was doing it on purpose. OMG

    Goldie I picture in my mind where u live and how much land u hae and it sounds so peaceful. HMMMMM

    Oh BTW I still have my sinus infection and my purple face is still holding it's color so I'm in luck for tomorrow nite. And what am I going to eat waaaaa--so far in 3 days I've had some cheesecak, and mashed potatoes. really nourishing food hahaha

    So I'm dosing myself with pain meds still so I'm a little more off than usual. Kinda nice..

    U girls are great, I can't say that enough.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012

    cyn how funny thats where my university is omaha

    Nm missed ya

    D

    Hi dork u so funny

    be back later cold day here

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    Ohhhh Noooooo Lori, You mean when I am called "WaWa", I am really being called a "Wet Pussy"????? EEEccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!! LOL.

    Cami, Ya needz ta use L'Oreal Preference, I think its 6R or something, but its the red color....Cyn and I found out we use the same color!!!! I enjoy mine more when its more of an orangey red though, but can't find it in the L'Oreal. And whats neat about L'Oreal, is you can enter 2 codes a mo from your hair color, then you get a free one for your 5th or 6th I think(can't member which). Hope you start feeling better soon. You are prolly losing weight, though, right?

    Way to go on losing that weight Cyn!!! I think if I were here, I would be walking on the beach so much, I *might* lose some. Gotta figure out a way to do it at home. THis ayem I found about 4 times the usual # of shells, some REALLY pwetty ones, too. Gotta get up b4 the others get to them! A lady found a HUGE trumpet shell though, in the water at the pier, right after I was there....stoooopid me didn't want to bother the heron...tomorrow I WILL look there!! LOL.

    Dorkie, Hope you are doing ok, with all the sad chit going on. I feel so badly for Chad's wife and kids. Life will never be the same for them. It was hard enough when my girls were teens, but to have even younger ones, it will be VERY hard, for all of them. Still thinking of your parents too, and hope your Dad keeps healing well.

    Nice to see ya back, NM!!!! Missed ya. ANd YEAH, Sadie has it made when you are gone! But she misses you so much too, so I know she is always glad you are back, no matter how much your aunt spoils her.

    Hiya Julie!!!! SO glad FL has had nice weather lately!!! Been enjoying it, but didn't get as far down as you live. Maybe next time!

    HUgs to you all....gotta get dressed and meet my cousin! She and her family are so sweet, so it will be nice to be with them again.

    Hugssssssssssssssssssssss,

    Katheeeeeeee

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012
    funny pictures
  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012
    funny pictures
  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    OMG what a pic, Orla!!! I actually saw a small (about 8" across its body) sting ray this ayem. BUT it was in the very shallow water where I was shelling...and same color as the sand, so very hard to see. We did get warnings about them, but I didn't even consider they would be there when we went swimming the other day. OUCH....their stinger would REALLY HURT! HOw you been?

    LOL, that tree is funnnneeeeee too!

  • Adey
    Adey Posts: 2,413
    edited September 2012

    Cami-  I would love to go with you when you ask for the wet pussy drink!  I'd like one too!  (c:

    Hi drinkers.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    haha Adey it sounds good too--but I still can't drink==these Drs. make my life miserable LOL

    Oh my dgte does hair so she gets the exact color mix

     that I want-it's cheaper too and she's good so that's wat we do and it works out great cuz I can keep my hair short easily cuz she cuts it too so as soon as I say it's to long I get a hair cut. LOL

    OK I'm going to smush up a banana

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012

    wahine really wow! that would be scary being the same color as the beach or sand. I have been good just working exciting life lol

    I had a feeling u would like that picture its funny

    Hugs

    Lara

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited September 2012

    Evening babes, it's wine oclock here 18.15.

    anyway I have a cunning plan, now i have set up the secret Babes site on FB.  You all join and then at a time and date to be arranged we can all do group chat. Now that would be a virtual Party

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited September 2012
  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited September 2012

    Great idea Bernie!