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.....geee I DID have a shower today...you too, Mema? Why duz no one else wanna be wid us? Well shoot, we jest hab to show dose younger gals dat wese kin still partay! Let's take on ALL de tenders, ok? Is dat gonna be 3 or 4 ea??? We kin do it, mese knows we kin do it!!! LOL. C'mon Galz, lets ALL partay!!!!
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LOL WaWAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. O Tay Den....but foist....gotta line up da dwinks...lets shoot!
ahhhh!
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Dis for you WaWa!
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POIFECT, Sue!!!
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Wellllllll....deep subyeck...heehee...WaWa...don kno bout chu but mese worn out from dem Tenders...but oooo Iz feel sooo goot. Got da foot rub, da back rub, da, ahem...rub..hee hee...nows me lay me down to sweep...it waz fun..but Iz done...stick a fork n me...lubs lubs lubs ya'll!
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LOL are you "done" alweady, Susie? Mese still raring ta go...hmmmmm starting on Tender #3............how cum wese so luckeee to git dese Tenders all to ourselves???? Boy dey is shuah plying us wid de dwinks....and it's woiking....mese gitting so dwunk....but ya can't go to sweep yet....gotta partay longer, dearie!!!
BTW, where is de DoRkStEr tanight? MEse tots she wuz gonna partay tonight??? And ebbery1 else????? Remember girlz, dis lounge NEBER closes...itz open alllll night!!! WooHoo....
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I'ze here, jest berry late for pau hanna. jest finished working for the last hour, stayed in de office til 8 since i did not get dere til noon. saw de doc todey for my berry naughty blood pressure and feeling better muchliest. I did sleep in dis morning so dat hailped. dere will be no sheep countng tonight cuz mese gonna hit de pillow in ten hundred seconds den be out like a lampshade light in 1262 seconds, gib or take.
i tank all ye for yer nice words.....and guess wat?? De plans changed todey, my dad wants to go to my other sisters, what a bummer. NOT. hehe. I am really relieved but will still hailp out as much as I can. I is winding down mese work, only two or tree deys to go, wooo hoo. i git to decide if mese wants to werk on monday or not, told de freak bff boss i would get back to her. sorry Ionly skimmed, saying prayers for all of yese for all of yese and yese people too. nighty night stars. and tank you goils for prayers, dey worked. and tank god for new deys, amen to dat. Barmen to dat I mean. Cheers!
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Good Morning(?) Loungettes! I question the "good" morning as I don't get to have ANY coffee....having blood work this ayem so of course I woke up at 6....sheesh....so I may as well get ready and go there.
Dotty, Glad your parents will be staying with your sister. HOPE your dad realizes this needs to be a permanent move, and will be thankful for all the help from all of you. ONE MORE DAY....are they riding up with the "kids"? HOPE you got some good sleep last night!! I had the strangest dream....so many people have been commenting on my FitFlops lately (I wear them everywhere), that in my dream, my DD1 was just 4, and 2 female strangers and I were sitting in a coffee shop and she was under the table, fascinated with our shoes. She took everyones shoes off, then put them back on. Well, I wondered why the lady on my left suddenly got up and left. Didn't realize why till my DD put MY shoes back on....but they weren't my comfy $100 fitflops, they were the other lady's (that left) crappy uncomfortable sandals!!! LOL. Well of course I was livid and had to run around in these uncomfortable chitty shoes trying to find MY shoes. Never did. Weird!!!
Hoping for a GREAT THIRST-DEY for all you lovelies! (ANd please, will someone have some really good coffee for mese??)
Hugsssssssssssssssssssss,
KatNeedsACuppaJoe
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You goyles are funny, eating the Cheesecake off the Beefcake.......woot woot!
Cyn, our problem with the website WAS virus related, as in Malware. I don't believe Malware is as bad as an "actual" virus such as something that can cause your computer to crash, I'm really not sure. But it would infect anyone that came to our site. I thank God it's our slow time, and not our busy time. Oh I hope I can remember DP. Before DH and I were married, when I had my surgery, they referred to him as my SO (significant other)
Cami, I know a little ‘bout computers, and there's a lot I DON'T know. And when something goes wrong, there is only my DH and myself to figure it out. Glad you were smelling good for Mike!!!! LOL
Kathy, somehow I missed the painting of the suitcase, what a great idea. I would have to do the paint splatter, as I have no talent there. I hope your DD feels better soon too. Sawry bout de no coffee this ayem, that will be me too tomarry morn. I hate fasting! Glad your missing FitFlops was jes a dream! That WAS indeed a strange one.
Cute fish bowl picture Lara. Again, if you want to email your picture to me, I can crop it, and post it for you.
Julie, great advice on the shingles. I did not know that. Kathy, please make sure your mom is careful too.
Ize haz anudder WOOT WOOT foy DorK n Pwoud Mary gittin togebber in 2 weeks!!!! So exciting.
DorK, I hope your folks make it in ok today. How long is your dad "planning" on staying? I know you all are hoping it's permanent tho.
LMAO @ Sue/Kathy...........with Bumps (drinks) and Bumps (with the Tenders)
I ended up spending another half of the day yesterday scanning and getting rid of viruses on my computer. A lot of them having something to do with Java! I know I get a lot of notices to "update" my java, so I do. Guess I won't be doing that anymore, as each time I did it, I got a malware virus. I just always trust those updates that pop up on the bottom of the screen, where the icons are............NOT ANY MORE!
Ok, DOTD.............I was looking for "shooters", since that is what Wawa and PwoudMary were doing last night. Well I came across the "Piss Ant" Some of you won't get the connection to this one, but it has to do with our Beans, as she told a story awhile back about Piss Ants. I don't bremember it, but know it wuz funny. So not sure if you can use this one or not Sue. It should be PINK tho, has grenadine in it!
THE PISS ANT
1/3 oz. Vodka (Preferably 80 proof)
2/3 oz. Mountain Dew
3 drop(s) GrenadineMix in a shot glass and slam it.
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Oh am I behind on here----I had half a deink last nite and fell asleep---I thing I woke up but can't really remember---Hard Mike was really hard and wore me out-----and Yes I mean Hunk Day--like that so much better.
Dorothy It's good that u'r parents are coming and it doesn't mstter where they stay u'r all going to help.....but I bet u'r dad thinks this is a visit still---but , he'll get over it--Things have to be done for them--his choices are different now--and it's so hard to understand and it's hard for the kids too to have to make these choices.
My cousin is coming along good-----thank you.
OH OH I was telling my SIL about some the the drinks on here and how good they sound--and he asked what site r u on---And I said the cancer site--Of course he started laughing and shook his head. Sounds kind of silly when u think about it--to other people not to me.
Goldie u still cleaning u'r computor--WTF..... Is that when u have stored things on it it gets hacked easier? That's just plain mean.
I'm sorry I didn't make the lounge last night--I'll try for tonite--I cuddle with my grandson and sometimes I get tired when he does and we fall asleep---usually I wake up for the nite, but for some STRANGE reason I actually slept----ha hard Mike is Magic Mike now--Yippee
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OMG Orange-----OK who did it? Come clean--I don't recognize the pict. but not all of us have avatars with pictures. HMMMMMMM as long as no one was really hurt--that's all I'd worry about--well it was also stupid too. Drunk or not no one could be Johnny Depp--he's one of a kind.
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Orange- Too funny! A pirate's life for me.....
Cami- True that
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Adey hahahaha perfect timing hahahaha.
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Omg you goils are great
Hugs
Lara
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Hi Bernie,
Thanks so much for sharing such wonderful jokes!! I'm in San Francisco but am a TNBC survivor (almost at 5th year!). So happened to be looking at your UK site.
Take care!!
Emiliana
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Emiliana Hi--welcome---if u have to be here-this is a good spot---Almost 5 years Wonderful--Congrats. Bernie is super nice and loads of funny.
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Hahahahahs--that big monkey or little Gorilla is giving the finger --right? LOL
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Pau Hana Time!!! WooHoo.......Dwinks all around....
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Set me up>>>>> with 2 at a time---rough day. have to unstress myself. ....////////Oh that's better. HMMMMMMM
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How bout 4 at a time??? Pants and Jocks are bringing you 2 each....enjoy!!!
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orla and bernie
cammi((hugs)),hello emiliana-pretty name,yes the goils here are very special 0 -
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*ok, now I'm skeered*......just watched an eerie voodoo movie with Kate Hudson from '05, I think it was called The Skeleton Key, or something. IT was really neat!!! Glad there are still lights on, here in the lounge!!! LOL.
Anyone still drinking? I think I need a BIG night-cap! OR maybe take Pants and Jock to bed wid me, so I kin be in de middle and feel SAFE. I mean, they won't let any ghosts or spirits get to me, would they??? Of course not.
Whut's eberyone up to tanite??? Well, actually it is already de wee hrs of de ayem here. Sweet dreams, girls!!!!
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OH OH I saw that movie OMG I was spooked--I don't mind scary movies but I like the good to win over evil--then I'm all right--but the bad I keep on thinking why did she have to be so nosy--she should have left. hahahaha I know no movies then--Well I'going to sleep with Hard Mike and I don't care if he's hard or not just plain Mike and my Katie-Kat. LOL
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replies.
"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man inquires.
"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her," the farmer begins. "Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?" the man asks.
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer says.
"So then what happened?" the man asks.
"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope," the farmer continues. "Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
"Again?" the man asks.
"Something's ya just can't explain," the farmer repeats.
"So, what did you do then?" the man asks.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right," the farmer explains.
"So then what did you do?" the man asks.
"I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail," the farmer says.
"Wow you must have been pretty upset!" the man says.
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer says again.
"So then what did you do?" the man asks.
"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter," the farmer says. "In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Like I said, some things you just can't explain."0 -
good morning bernie. can't watch scary movies,so have never seen exocist ,rosemary's baby etc but now i can drink i'm back in work but sunday morning ,i'm making up for lost time 0
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Good Morning ladies--I just woke up to pee and tough I'd check in--it's 3:45AM here and I like the story Bernie, nice waking up to laugh.
And Julet those movies are to rough for me too.
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Habby fwied dey goils wooo hooooo, it here. I dwink to that, what is de pink dwinki of de dey? I take four four for starters. who here? uh ohhh, me tink i slept here cuz i dont wemember but mese was too dwunk to speak a birdy got me tongue for de last dey and been pecking at it, ouch. I be honest with you goils, I tink my BP a little high dis morning. I had such a tard hime sleeping and had disturbing dreams, many of them. tank god for a sunshiney dey. I tink i werk todey and monkeydey den be off for bacation. monkey dey in de air. and am ma and pa 'sitting tomorrow from 1 or so until late as my sisters have a wedding. need some prayers for my folks. mom had a really hard time with the drive. she had diareahha and was vomiting. sister said that she had not moved from her wheel chair and does not look well. my fart is truly breaking ober and ober again. i want to be dwunk, waaaaaaaaa! I going to de chapel now. oops, it nesspeared, I will has to has pants blow de one of dat mese keeps as an extra in mese car twunk. ya neber know when u need a church to pray in.
i made a bideo on youtube a long time ago and stumbled upon it last night. a fwend or two has dis in dere email. it can be viewed by any of ye by request, jest dont wanna leave it up here cuz i might be carmitted to de instatuition. I wuz glad i found it cuz it cwacked mese up when i felt like crying. i was laughing for an jhour. and i found it when i was web camming my hair to see how bad my roots look from diffilent angles. I could not sleep and was bored. oh mese oh mise, my fart might explode. did i say i lub ye? i opened a box dat came in de mail and it made mese cry, i need direction on how to "work it". and no, it not a wabbit. hehe, no plugs but id say it electric.. ohhh i doing de electric slide, come and dance with me. why dont ya be my farTner? did i say camille feel better and welcome to Emilana.Cheers, hug, love and gratitude. Barmen!
cammy, hope you feel better. love you all.
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Dis for you WaWa! 
