how about drinking?

Oh I fell asleep--boy I take 2 xanax during the day and I'm knocked out at night nothin.

I've got the WC on too ladies and I was just watching NJ, everyplace is flooding near the waters. And windy. 

stay safe everyone.

Ok all those drinks are fine for me--now what r u uys goin to drink.

I was just thinking---usually hurricanes et to FL and a few of the surrounding states, but this one is like missing FL and going all over the place. It's just strange to me how weather is changing and it's more severe. It takes me awhile to notice.

Dork I'm glad (well we all are) that u took a shower, I didn't think u could take one so fast after surgery. I have no understanding of this surgery so that's why. This better be u'r last one.

Well my Joey (grandson) just came in my room to watch TV with me--so I'll cstch up later---we cuddle now, LOL

aww. Camille, cuddling with your GS sounds way sweeter than partaying in de lounge....not much tops dat! the docs get us in de shower quite fast nowadays. Since de invention of surgi-tape, it is usually only four deys. De worst for me was last Christmas, I had soygery on 12/22 and I was all stanky for Christmas dinner. Hated it. I has a good feeling about dis one.

uh oooh, I jest looked out de window and mese car has a branch against it. I tink it too dangerous to inspect and hope it is unharmed, yikes. I wuz wondering where a littler branch from a tree that I do not own, was found on my deck. it spooky out. it is not raining at de moment. I am dwunk so i will be sweeping in mese bedroom dis night instead of de hammock. good tink there are no big trees close enough to hit de sleeping areas of mese house, it scary outside.

oops, realize I never refreshed dis here page so me mighta missed some posts after Cammie's, sorry in advance fer enny bumps, I blame de wind ~~~ HOWL HOWL HOWL~~~, STOP IT JOHNBOY, how'd u git in? ahhh, I jest kidding, Juliet me goil is keeping his mole face outta here! bdw, if ennyone wants to know de history of johnny boy aka moler foker or sumting like dat, Stella ken tail ye all about him, jest ask. he and Stel so funcusing if ye dont know dat mole boy and bad goil. tehehe. okey, I refresh my dwink, tank ewe Pants, mese misses ye! oops gotta go, mese weather bug fwashing ~

Hi there girlies,

My bad for missing our time for so long.  Really thought I was "through" this after the mastectomy.....silly me.  Think of you all so often but couldn't bring myself to pop back in after being gone so long, too much guilt.  Long story short, my docs office keeps dropping the ball when it comes to dealing with authorization from my insurance company, so I am still very much in limbo.....got my expanders out, but one implant isn't settling right, so going back in to debris scar tissue and re insert implant.  That puts me another three months away from even thinking of nipples!!  I have done this whole thing start till now without any antidepressants, but am very much feeling the need for them this evening.  Was truly looking forward to being back to "normal" by xmas......aint gonna happen now. Grrr.  I need a drink.

Wow Dork! You stay safe now ya hear?! Sure hope that branch hasn't done damage to you car or anything else come to that. Your boobie sounds like its finally looking good.......big sigh of relief! Now you just need time to do its thang........woohoo! Was dat one loud enough?? I can tell louder but meese tonsils just might not like it......lol.



Did I hear you say Mr Bug was in da house? Yippeeeeee!!!

tiedyemom--I don't remember u but then again my memory isn't what it used to be.  U'r having problems with u'r boobs too. Dork has had so many. Geeze go head and have a drink., well more if u wat. LOL

Dork I was still thinking u had a drain-- that's why I was thinking no shower  - oh my brain

NM has never checked in, so many people don't have electricity--She'd better be all right. Oh I'm sire she is.

I still here, I still have power, tanks for de shout out Chrissy! If ye want to check out dis area, you can go to 6abc.com - dat is de website I like for local news and storm coverage. It has been a fun hurricane partay!

Hiya Tied, welcome back goil, wese was wooking eberywhere for ye. no need to sey sawry, k? me apologizes for yer issues, I pray for patience for ye.

It getting freaky in my hood. Trees down on houses and most without power. I got Pants and Jocks portecking mese.

Katwinka, you still partaying? Mese not gonna make it much longer, mese gotzta make sure Pants and Jock are tucked in pwoperty. winky wink wink boom boom. all dat noise aint no hurricane eidder, nosirreee.

Rounds for all!

That www.6abc.com has good pictures of the damage and flooding, D. Thanks for mentioning it.

tye welcome back, was worried about you, dorty  behave

Stories of folks who manage to survive with minimal intelligence... and they vote

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot
did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried
the trigger again. This time it worked.

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting
machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its
men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger.
The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus
driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be
transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit
his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered
everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to
the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very
excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received
the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how
close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer...
$15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime
committed?]

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be
thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window
was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the
woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of
the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and
demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash
register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the
clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated,
walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

10. When a man 20 attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked
on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor
home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted
to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press
charges saying, that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"..

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces

They walk among us.

Well girls, I have to say, you are the best group o friends EVER.  Having a really bad night.  The rest of the house is asleep and Im crying in my beer.....literallly.Is there an "I give up, Im done" line that I can get in???  Calling in sick towork tomorrow.......NEVER do that, and it won't go over well.................thinking of calling doc for anti depressants, but I'm really anti any synthetic, man made stuff in my body so not sure.  Sleep well.

Praying everyone is safe from Hurricane Sandy

Dork write asap I still have the weather channel on and u'r living it. and NM hasn't been heard of so she must not have electricity. I'm sure she's fine. Now they're calling this a Northeaster??? I've never heard of that kind of storm. I hope u slept well and weren't disturbed to much where u are.

Dork I'm so relieved it's a nightmare in NJ and all the states around u. Over the night they said that there were over 1,000,000 people without electricity and I'm sure the #'s have gone up. Is everything around u OK? the streets and u'r house and sruff. What about u'r car? Well as log as u'r safe. I be NM has no electricity we would have heard from her.

Did u sleep well last nite--are u having any pain? or are u comfortable? 

Wahine U disn't sleep again? O geeze take something anything to help u. U ave to rest somehow. Oh and BTW where is Bama? I have no odea where u live--I ever heama. LOL

It's funny cuz I did te same thing this morning put on the WC

Cami, BAMA is short for Alabama, and also used for our football team, the Crimson Tide. Sorry bout the funcusion. We are in N AL, just below Nashville, TN. Lots of mountains, trees, lakes, rivers. Our part of "Bama" is very hi-tech, where the space program started. We have the 2nd largest Research Park in the US, and 4th largest in the world....so a lot of highly educated professionals....not like you typically envision Alabama, and our city is rather new. I love it there!

I wish I could take something to sleep, but I started a new antid, and can't just get off it without going back on the one I used to take (or have to wean off), wish I had brought my old pills with me! WHen I get home, I will go back on the other one. THis one leaves me so tired all day, and I think I have only had 2-3 nights sleep in the past 2 wks. VERY UNLIKE me,as I have no energy and usually am like the energizer bunny, so I don't know how to deal with it. I'll just vent to you all, and be a Kranky Kathy!