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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    funny pictures

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    Good morning girls!

    Bernie, I am cracking up over your posts. I loved the sisters of St. Francis, so funny. And the stupid people you posted yesterday had me rolling in laughter. Thanks as always for the awesome funnies.

    Good job Cam and Kat for bixing the broken page.

    Kathy, I hope your drive goes smooth and the tats go well and that you are free from pain. I had forgotten about the bandages and such, just remember that the end result will be boootiful and it will be worth the ag. I think a good idea to stay over night vs driving back in the dark, you a smart girl. Great job reporting the NJ shore news, it is just devastating to say the least. It will be weeks before people can get back to assess the damage. Our governor said that this was the worst disaster to hit NJ in history. There are still over a million families without power.

    NM, you are funny in being disappointed that it was not a big storm. I like how brave you are and wish I was more like you. I was so glad to see you post and happy that all is well there. I miss you here. I love my foobs, the doc did a real good job. I did get permission to remove the bandages, the girls made me do it lol. I just got word that my disability is approved through nov. 25th but I plan on going back the wed before thanksgiving so I can get full pay for the two day TG holiday.

    I will be back to work less than a month before I go out on vacation the last week of December. I love doing bargain shopping after Christmas and getting out early in the morning to avoid the crowds. This vacation will screw me up with making commission and OT but I can only carry over one week and I refuse to give that company my time off. I will have a huge income tax return early feb to catch up on bills and hope to save some of it. I am still looking at new homes, if I find the perfect home, I will go back on the market and reduce my price to sell this house. I am not sure what I want to do, I love my home but could get more for my money in another town and get something more modern. There are so many nice homes but it just costs too much to have a pool built hence I want to find something with a pool, a smaller one than I have. Mine is just too darn big and so much to maintain.

    Cyn, where are you? Enjoy some of that Fl sunshine for me today. It is crisp here and the sun has yet to come out.

    Where is Lori, she usually posts here?? I think she is still in TN? I can't keep up with you girls.

    Camille, is that you passed out in the hammock by the pool? You better wake up or me and Kathy will make up your purdy face with paint!

    Hello to the rest of my girls, hope to see more of you around the lounge.

    Happy Halloween girls, I keep forgetting that today is the day. Trick or treat in my town has been post poned until Friday so that more clean up can be done. There are trees down everywhere and many roads are still blocked.

    Well I am going to check my work email for fun hehehe. It is hell day at work, damn, so sorry I am missing it.  NOT!

    Dwink up goils! Cheers!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    oops, did not need to bump you Lara, good to see you! Glad you liked my dwunken poetry. I was cracking my damn self up last night but then crashed out for a bit. That is what I get for starting to drink at 9am. I think I will wait until 5pm today....but then again it is 5oclock somewhere! hehe!

    Hugs to all!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    I have a cousin who lives in the same town as my sister, not the sister who lives at the beach but my oldest sister who has my parents. A huge tree fell onto their deck and did a lot of damage. They are quite fortunate that their home did not have more damage but their gorgeous deck is ruined. Here are some photos

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    bdw, the beer and wine in the coolers you see was unharmed!

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited October 2012

    Happy Two's-dey loungies......DorK ....I've been around ..you musta missed me.  You and Katwinka and Cam..had me cracking up at trying to get to the next page...clever...it took you forever...lol.  So glad you are ok...crazy tree damage to your Sis's house but great the cooler was spared.

    Have a safe trip Julie....I think your prob at the airport now and if on time you are prob in the air. 

    What is this european birthday thing you speak of?? fawkes?? hu?

    Cool info Bernie..now do the kids trick or treat where you live?  You said you lived in the boonies tho...so maybe not ..but do they in other communities? 

    IDK if I'll get any kids here or not but Im prepared and whatever I have left over is mine...heheh....my evil plan for consuming sugar....no really...I did get candy that I like so I can have one now and then in moderation...or when my sugar is low. 

    Off to get things done.

    Lata

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Ok I see NM back was a little concerned--oh boy was I--kept on bothering Dork to make sure she was all right too close for comfort.

    Bernie as usuall funnnnny. Ad the pics.  why don't u guys screw up the screen? I've got so many good ones today and I'm afraid to pring them

    and that was interesting about Halloween, I went to Catholic shcool ad they scared the sh^t oit of us with the legend of Halloween But of course it didn't stop ayone for trick or treating/ LOL  Oh I'm having another terrible typing days--I know zi'll blame it on aromasin, uea that's it.

    zoh my grandson is coming home for lunch to chane into his costume--he's so excited---aren't they all. I love to see all the fun it is for the kids.

    OK I'll catch u guys later, I can't keep my eyes open.

    .

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    Dork wow thats some damanage yea well no need to put a time on your dwinks

    Its halloween im drinking a red called seven deadly sins for the holiday

    Yea bernie do u get trick or treaters we do ill hand out some liquior filled candy oops joking thats for me whew better keep it straight since im drinling my red now its a great wine

    Dork I am so happy you love the boobs

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    funny pictures

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Hello to all my lovely Loungette's! I have actually READ EVERYTHING! I am still in TN, DH is sick today (and last night) has the runs and stomach ache. I'm thinking it could be the 50+ (or there abouts) Krystal burgers he has eaten, on top of just regular meals, which usually consist of more hamburger! For those of you that don't know a Krystal burger, you might know White Castle's. Anyways, I was so sick of them myself, maybe have had 10 all together, and sick of anything made of hamburger. So while my MIL was out, she brings me back lunch. A fricken Big Mac! I wanted to puke!

    DorK, I couldn't figure out who this new Cindy was. But then while reading, I think you were referring to Unde? Correct me if I'm wrong. But her name not Cindy.

    Cami, you had me cracking up at Dork leaking out of the hole in her chest if she drank. You are so funny girl, I'm so glad you came out to us, instead of just lurking.

    I'm assuming Kathy headed up to NC. Glad she will be spending the night, and I hope the roads are ok. Can't wait for her to get home and get off that new med and git some sleep.

    My get together with Alli and Sue was absolutely a blast. We were like teenage girls! OMG, so much fun! And YES Alli did flash her boobs in the window while this couple was coming in. It was night time, and I beleive she had her tongue hanging out, and cheek against the window too, like she was trying to lick her boobies. But prior to her arrival, I was watching for her, went and hid so she wouldn't see me. After she was in the room, I went and knocked on the door. When Sue answered, I said something like "is this where the party is?" We drank in the room, had some Miller Lites's, toasted our girls lost, went down for free Happy Hour, bombarded one another with silly string, took lamp shade photos, went out to eat at a freind of Alli's restaraunt, drank some more. Following day, went to Churchill Downs. I had to leave around 2, as I had 4 and 1/2 hour drive back. But it was SOOOOO worth it. I will post a pic of the 3 of us at the race track. I don't think either girl will mind, as they have had pics of themselves on here before. Sillystring pictures, I only have of myself, how that happened, I have no idea! Someone else might have more, in fact I'm sure of it! However, I do have lampshade photos.

    I hope they don't screw up the page, after you girls spent the whole night trying to bix it!

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    Omg so great !

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    well bad news got a ball under my arm pit going in tomm to PS kep u posted

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Well CHIT and DOUBLE CHIT Lara. I sure hope it's nothing. You have nothing in place, right? TE's were removed, and you are waiting to have them back in? I did not have MX, so I don't have any advice to offer. Hopefully some of the other gals have some suggestions. Please keep us informed, I know you will.

    Wawa..........where are you? NC?

    DorK...........any word on your sister's home?

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited October 2012

    Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.

    Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

    "Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.

    Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, "Get the f**cking hell off our car!"

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    ......now guess what is for dinner?????

    Tomato soup, with potatoes, carrots...............and guess what????

    HAMBURGER!

    Great joke BBB!

  • Adey
    Adey Posts: 2,413
    edited October 2012

    Bernie-  Had to forward todays two!  (c:  Also thanks for the Halloween info!

    Happy Halloween all!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    Hi girls,

    I just got the wonderful news that my sisters home is unscathed, the only thing she lost was food which is nothing. Thank you God for hearing my prayers.

    Lori, I am referring to TiedDye, her name is Cindy. I hope your DH feels better, yikes that sounds like way too many burgers. Thanks for posting those photos, they are fabulous. I wish I could have been there with you all, I can see that you had so much fun. Love the silly string shots, I have not had silly string fun since I was a kid and we hit our babysitter. I got in trouble for doing that and remember the baby sitter feeling we were uncontrollable brats. I was at a friends while she was being baby sat and no one told my mom but my friend's mom scolded me and hurt my feelings. That sitter was jest no fun hehe!

    Orange, the lump could be scar tissue, I hope it is nothing more but glad you are seeing the doc tomorrow. Hang in there sweet heart, you will get there. I think to mentally survive BC, we must have plenty of patience.

    I am excited for Kathy wtih getting her tats touched up, made me realize that I should start thinking about that final step, wooo hooooo. I feel it. I want to check back and see if I can find how much time passed after my May surgery before the shitty titty started to droop again but it was not long. Damn shitty tit has been so stubborn.

    Well it is after 5 o'clock, I need not say what dat means to me! Whew who let's party. Who's in?

  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Posts: 574
    edited October 2012

    Happy halloween? The tricks may be on Lara and me though. My brother may have chicken pox and we've spent a lot of time in the car together-s*it! Ahhhh, well I'm def in for the party, let's drink!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Unde' and Lara.........wishing you both the best. Praying it is nothing Lara, and for you Unde, no Pox!

    DorK, thanks for setting me straight. I wish Tied would come back around.

    Well, I must say, my DH is playing his being sick, big time. OMG, you would think he was on his death bed. So so pitiful looking, I mean acting. He finally took a shower, and comes out (without wiping his face) looking all sweaty. Well his mother fell for it, I did not. She's like "well you're still all sweaty, you poor thing, blah blah blah........ About 5 minutes later, he is dry, lol.

    Happy Hollow Weenies Girls

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    oh Lori, that is funny! I do hope your DH is feeling better though. Whatcha drinking?

    Unde', I sure hope you do not get the pox, yikes! Have you had them before? SO nice to see you. I am partaying (and de Pope is still Catholic).

    Camille, wake up, let's partay!

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    how do I post a pic on here from computer

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Dort, I don't have anything to dwink! But I nose you wood share wif me if you cood.

    Lara, you CAN'T post a picture from your computer, unless it is to your avatar. It is has to be on a public site, such as photo bucket, picasa, facebook, etc. I will post for you if you want to email it to me.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    ok whats your email

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Edited to remove meese email.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    k sending a bunch now its meee

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Ok, let me introduce our Silly Lil Lara!

    And yet again, with some handsome hunk!

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited October 2012

    Thank u

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited October 2012

    Of course Lara, anytime! It's good to put a real face to the name. You lil blonde bombshell!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited October 2012

    Lara, you are beautiful! Thanks for sharing pics where we can really see you! Hope that ends up being nothing, but glad you are having it checked out.

    So glad you sisters house is ok Dork, but your cousins deck...wow thats some damage! Couldn't see it as much in the 1st pic, but the 2nd.....yikes.

    Hope your DH gets better soonliest Lori!

    Ouch, the nips DO hurt....but it will go away in a day or two.

    Hope everyone is doing well tonight. NO storm coming, yay for that!!! Hope power can get on quickliest for everyone affected. AND those gas lines that are leaking, I hope they will shut that gas off soon....that is scary for all those homes off the foundatiions, etc.

    Hugssssssssssssssssssssss,

    Kathioucharoonie

  • 1Athena1
    1Athena1 Posts: 671
    edited November 2012

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