how about drinking?

Oh my Stars and everything--de compooter mixed again and Stell is back with Jonboy--I made dem sleep in garsg--they both r goofed up and I ave dem a pail 1 each.

Mods help the screen, if not for me, for the good of this thread

I'm hungrey==I ate at noon--now I'm hungry

Yeah me too......it be time for mees to go cook dinner for DH and meeselfs but ise be back soonliest!!!

No Chrissy,she broke all of our comps,lol. It's broken on mine too. Cami,don't worry the mods will fix it-again

Oh okay!! I'm on my iPhone so maybe it jest bees da compooters.

h DEAR GOD, Mese sawry I wasted ye time praying about de page ting. I know you punish me. Seems we DID get to a new page but now wese gotza bix dis page. and now mese way too dwunk to finger out who is seyiing what here.  Shannon, happy break. I know what you is up too, Stella told me. Cam, I jest knew Stella would get hammared and inbite John Boy to yer house. Please please please, do not let him near Joey cuz JB a berry bad influence. Jest ask his HO sista, Elizabeth. Yep, dat whole family is FUBAR! hehe. NICE TO SEE YOU CAMILLE. ANd ChriSSy, sawry bout de fugly boys I let in. Mese was twying to find hot ones but ya see, mese can't see right so it not mese fault. It nebber mese fault, it is freaking naughty Stella's fault. Mese tailed her not to let dat boy near her. OMG, what to do?

Chrissy, I see ye in de pool with de boy dat Shannon brought in, no wonder ye exawsted, geez, mese be exausted after licking dat boys whole body. YUM YUM YUM< BURP< opps, mese manners, sawry! oops, mese sed de word. Hey, don't be hatin, I jest doing de job of page filling. Wese on 998. After nine nine ate, is nine nine nine den wese hasing a bigliest partay to sailabrate ONE TOWELSAND PAGES of HTL partays. DAT is A LOT of partays. Well mese gonna go paint a door or two, hope to git done fastliest without painting mese self and mese fweshly mainicured nails. but first I go to de chapel and sez spayshall prayers for de following:

CHRISSY B, I pray dat you feel better and kick de LE to de freaking curb ONCE AND FOR ALL. I pray dat ye bese happy. Cuz when you happy, mese happy

SUZIEQUE-TEA-PIE, mese pray for yer Jen. Mese hoping she home and resting comfortabally. Mese pray for you too cuz I know you worried for your Jen.

Cam, I pray dat de dumb D'ria stays de hail away from you and dat John Boy takes it with him when you has one of yer people kick his mole face to de curb. And I pray that you not feel sadly ober making de pages funny. I actually tink I did it, not you so stop sweating it. Okey den.

Unde', I pray for ye TE's to stay warm. Mese also pray that you gets to has bootiful foobs ASAP.

Den I say a blanket prayer for all mese bwesties. Den mese pray for my people, den mese pray for mese enemies. haha, jest kidding. Is dat bad? Yep, mese figure if ye can't beat em, joiner. I gonna bese bad and I blame de Stella. She need an ass woooping. OOps, sorry mese say bad words in de lounge, God foygive mese please! Ok, cheers, love and peace to all.

ps, I will read between mese large font to make shore mese not miss any of my goils. Good night Shannon, good dey Chrissy, good night Stella, bad night John Boy~you are a wimpy little wussy boy with a peee (ye know, de kitty word, pusssssy cat, dat wussy with a pee). Oops, speaking of, where is de bath hicc room? oh my. Well tanks for allowing me to go totally cwaaaaaazy here dis night. Good night moon! ok den, mese stop writ hiccuping I mean writing, you know, typiing is what mese meaned to sey, I too dwunk to rememBAR what I was saying. I jest know that any stalkers here gonna tink mese lost mese mind. Nope, not twue, it is jest all dat likkker. one more time......cHeeRs ++CLINK CLINK++

MAY I HAVE YESE ATTENSHUN:

DIS PAGE IS DE PAGE 999. Manny tanks to Unde'Cove, Chrissy and Cammy. WE ARE ALMOST DERE!!! DAT CALLS FOR ONE MORE ROUND **CLINK CLICK CLINK***

and I get you all new dwinks cuz I know mese been bumping ye all ober de place! tata, titty sistas!

night night dork,tanks fer de prayers,see you on page 1000**yawn**. can't do it by meseself girls. don't be hiding now,Cami. You shopping on HSN? I had an urge to look on there the other nite. must have been some subliminal message or something,you know anything about that?

enybody else notice it says "tap that guy" in de last pic? ok den imma tap him fo sho,brb

nobody here,jest me and de hot tenders;)

Good morning Bernie! woop woop, so fercited to see you. Wese missed you!

Shannon, I would love to bisit with you on one of yer islands. I like yer taste.

So mese still up. i can't sleep tanks for Stella and her shenanigans. Dat goil hehe, jk of course. I go bed now. Maybe. Or make dwink. Enie meanie miney moe....