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Oooo Dork!! Doze boobies sure are purty!!!!!
Just had mees dindin of curry chicken, veg and rice........mmmmmm yummmm.......buuuuuurp!!!! Ooops! Dat not meant to be hapenin! Oh! I know! It was jest makin woom for more booze.!........yippeeeeeee skippy!!!!! Set em up and les celebrade 1000pagez.......woooohooooo!!!!!!!!! Dork girl we did it wif da helping hand of Bernie!!!!! Way ta go!!!!!!!0 -
and for de recond, Pistol Pete is gonna take mese to bed. I shall obey. Cheers! omg, I told ye all i'd not miss tonights all night partay. congrats to the HTL have jest come in from Obama. He was invited but his wife not allowed in de lounge, she uh, not one of us so he not coming. boo hooo. -NOT
I go now.
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Nite nite Dorky!! Hopes ya sleeps well!!!! Loves ya!!!!!!!
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oops, bumped ya Chrissy! no worries, got yer replacement dwink mese spilt for ya. and yep, we did it...team work at its best. Here is 1000 rounds for all. ok ok, don't scold me, I going to bed now.
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I love you too Chrissy B!
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oh hell, one more.
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DH was Santa, the party was upstairs at the bike shop in our clubhouse so Santa drove in the downstairs.
None of the brats are related to me.
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aiming for this today
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on the 2nd day of advent for all my breasties0 -
probably get this
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glad stella arrived cammi, was getting worried she had i diverted her transport!0 -
Good morning Juliet
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Bernie I liked the thought if the roast beef and Yorkshire pud rather than the burnt offerings........lol
Juliet Lol........poor Santa!!0 -
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. ... at least for awhile. A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly.
The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. Used to 4-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do.
So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life, and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. It was a rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. She rowed up to him.
In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she said, "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. How many of you are there? You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
"It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up, nothing did." He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?". "Oh, simple." replied the woman "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island, the oars were whittled from Gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from Palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But-- but, that's impossible," stuttered the man, "you had no tools or hardware, how did you manage?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman, "on the south side of the island there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware.
But, enough of that," she said. "Where do you live?" Sheepishly he confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. "Well, let's row over to my place, then" she said. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. As the man looked onto shore he nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walked into the house, she said casually "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"
"No, no thank you" he said, still dazed, "can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have a still." How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave, there is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge were fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he mused, "what next?"
When he returned, she greeted him wearing nothing but vines --strategically positioned-- and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she began, suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know..." She stared into his eyes.
He couldn't believe what he was hearing: "You mean--?", he replied, "...I can check my e-mail from here?"0 -
How do I get signed up for thos spankings?
Hope everyone has a good Sundey fundey!! Dorty...enjoy DD dancing...you will be a proud mama...Ya know I can relate.
Alli, so unusual that Aubrey would want EVERYTHING...lol..NOT....remember the Sears Christmas Wish book....pretty much had everything in the toy section circled every year..my parents were lucky that I would be happy with most everything. I knew it wouldnt be possible to get all of it..lol....what does she want to do with the green screen?
May everyone have a very good day...eat/sleep/drink/watch football/drink/sleep/eat...yeah..that sounds about right..
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wow u goils made it.....
bernie good pics lol with the cooking
shan nice tenders and beaches
I wish I was at the party mese was drking with reindeer ears on cant post pic cause goldie does it mybe she will
Dork u did it
Cheeers
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Good Morning Amazing Page-Filling Up Awesome Girls of the HTL!!!
Had to do the "word and paste" thing, since there were SOOOOO many pages filled up, just from last night! You girls were really working (and I know it sometimes DOES feel like work, when we were trying just to get off of pg 666, it seemed like work! hahaha)...
LOL Chrissy, nooooooo my memory isn’t dat gud….I looked at an online page that had Aussie slang from A-Z. Man that was a LOT of slang….lots of stuff I couldn’t use here… *wink, wink*! Such fun though, esp your word for McDonald’s….that one has always cwacked me da hail up.
OOH LAH LAH…..Dorkie and Shan habs bin bizzy finding all de cute guys! Wowsa….and da cute gals too!!! The guy you posted Shannon that was floating on his back, looked like he had a rudder! LOL…dat must be why you wanted him all to yerself…he was already in de mood!!! LOL.
Oooooh and de handsome security guards….omg, I may jest HAVE to commit a crime! Oh yes, officer, I WAS guilty….take me in….handcuff me….have your way with me…
Oh Dork, purrrrfect…..JD dispenser and Coke dispenser….you should be all set, ummmmmmm for at least an hour! J/K
WOO HOO Shannon, Chrissy, Cami, and Dorkie…..you all worked sooooooo hard till de wee-wee hrs and got us to pg 1000!!!! Yippee for you girlz. But shoot, it is already on pg 1001 so mese missed de big unveiling of de 1k page. Great job, you all did!! Dwinks all around….oops guess you all had TOO much ta dwink last night, so maybe you wud like a buffet better, and habs dwinks later on????
YAY Bernie is baaaaack! Love your hat! Esp with the long white braids! In China they kept selling the warm panda hats everywhere, but I didn’t even ask how much they were as I was just tired of them pushing them in your face at every turn. The local Chinese would even come ONTO our tour bus when we were loading up, and hawk their wares. Love your pic though….its amazing how much the bikers do for the community….lots of good work! And the kids looked like they were soooo happy! How neat that your DH was Santa. So I will dwink to you…. *klink*
OMG Juliet, that is an awful predicament that Santa (not to be funcused with Bernie’s DH!) got himself *into*…..yikes!
And funny stranded-island story, Bernie. But I am NOT surprised, we women are SO much more resourceful than the men. Hands down....Barmen!!!
Ohhhh and all those lovely pics of islands....sooooo gawgeous!!!
Well congrats again Girls! Sorry I *wimped out* and was not around to help ya. BUT I sorta had to sneak off with ChileBoy...ya know how that goes....couldn't help myself! Did anyone notice him missing? I doubt it....there were TONS of guys keeping you all company last night....WOW!!!!
Hugssssssssssssssssssss,
KatwinkaIzPwoudOfYouGirlz
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OOPS forgot to comment on your new boobs, Dorkie! They look AWESOME!!! I have been braless since the rb hit, but geez if I can get that kind of clevage, I may need to go bra-shopping!!!! You look great, and I am so glad the last surgery was a winner!!!!
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WoW, we have surpassed over 30,000 posts on our lil thread, AND 1000 pages! Looks like someone was on a mission, as I have several pages to catch up on!
Hey Allikins, I had some of that pumpkin liqueur at my brothers when I was in MI, agree….was very YUMMY. Your DD sure loves her singing and I hope she gets all she wants for Xmas. I have a feeling she will!!!!
Kathy, we sure did have fun creating The HTL, didn’t we? And you are so right about our posts, would take 2 or 3 days to fill a page! I could not find your doc either.
Cyn, that sucks about your new insurance and your docs are not contracted with them. I hate that insurance companies are like that…………..grrrrrrrrr! Pisses me off. I sure hope you find docs that you like.
Well, I’m not gonna make it…………5 pages yet to go. Will try and read through them all through out my day. Gonna have me some of that Pumpkin Liqueur! Cheers Chica’s! Wishing everyone a Happy Funday Sunday!
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YYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY----u did it Dork, Undie too and eberyone just thinj--that's a lots of drinkin has been put into this tread.
Stella's sleepin it off--WITHOUT JOHNBOY---kicked him to de curb--my cat did dat. she hissed and hissed and spat right on his mole--and presto he ran.
I LLOOVVEE those foobs, looks perfect--wow I didn't know they look that good really. Like a 20 yr.old
Bernie's back on whey--funny Bernie Mind would end up like the 2nd one--but u'r won't
I have to readjust my computer it's all off--I don't know what I did last nite--I was half asleep on here and I wnt in the tool thingy--I don't know why I'd do that cuz I know nothing--nothing and I was pressing all kinds of thins and I can't get my e-mail up right--and I finally ot thins figured out DRAT I have to fkx this, So I'll see u later--and Dork better sleep.
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Good Morning, Loungettes!
Nice little dance we did, eh Goldie? And neither of us ended up in the pool! Are we good or what?
Cammy--I have an idea, let's start a pool on who carries Kat off each evening! No real prize except bragging rights for the winner. Does taking a nap with my Sadie curled up beside me count as a dog nap?
Mrs. Vino--pumpkin spice cream liqueur? Sounds really, really yummy! I bet it's great in coffee. I'll have to see if I can find some to have in the house for me to indulge in!
Adey--that is a GREAT site, thanks so much for sharing it!
Wahine--oh, boy, I'm an expert at something! What fun! Since you gave me the title of expert I'll have your back on replying to everyone from now on! Hee, hee! When I joined here the Lounge had a couple of Tenders, a pool, a hammock area, and I think a casino. It sure has grown since then, hasn't it? I remember Junie, Hunky, and some others. It's never been boring in my time here!
CynCyn--before you change docs contact your insurance and ask about having an exception made for you. Change primary docs when dealing with a cancer diagnosis is not good practice. Sometimes the insurance will make an arrangement with a particular doc in this situation, or at least attempt to bring the doc onto the plan. Also talk with your doc's office staff, there may be a particular reason they don't play with the new insurance and you may be able to use that info when talking to the insurance co. If you are squeaky enough you might get what you want! Remember, we pay the insurance co, they work for US. So what we want has clout.
Undy--such a difficult job and you do it so very well!
DorKable--go back to Adey's site and put in general addresses, it worked for me. My street address wasn't found, but my town and State were! Very, Very pretty! Yeah, it is chilly, here but it is winter, and it is Maine, so I knew it would happen. Snow shoveling isn't such a bad thing if the snow isn't heavy and wet. I don't mind shoveling off the back deck and the steps to the house, but I do draw the line at the driveway. Hire that out to a neighbor. I do hope you get some pics of your DD dancing to share, she must be beautiful if she's related to you!
Wahine--oh, dear, your DH did let you down, didn't he? Ah, well, another good reason for me to be glad I never married! No DH dumbness to deal with!
Undy--do people really stay at the ice hotel? It's beautiful, but it must be awfully chilly. Can you imagine getting up in the middle of the night to go potty????????
DorKable--ok, now I know I'm not dwinking enough. I had to read your post twice to interpret it! Too sober, for sure! And chalk another one up for the oldsters! They do know how to manipulate us, don't they!
Chrissy--the jokes here are pretty funny, aren't they? If next year goes as fast as this year has the wedding will be here day after tomorrow! So good the extension will be done in time!
Undy--YIKES! I've heard that it's safer to use an ATM card like a credit card to avoid what happened to you, but I don't know if it's true or not. And watch out how you talk about my fav restaurant! Not that I go there very often, once a year or so. But I agree that whoever did that with your card needs to suffer with the big "d" for a long, long time. And it's kind of scary how much the bank knows about us just by our spending habits, even if it does provide a measure of safety.
Cammy--the post gremlin seems to have it in for you lately! We're going to have to go find him and beat some sense into him!
DorKable--Great lemonade recipe! Can you freeze some and ship it to me?????? You makin pasta? I just got a set of pasta roller/cutters for my mixer, planning to make some pasta myself today! Not sure what I've got to go with it, need to do some shopping, but I'll find something.
Hear I thought I got caught up yesterday and the pages are going on and on and on!
BBBBernie--great pics! So seasonal!
I've read pages and pages and there's still a couple to go! WOW!
Holy Pages, Batman, they wrote a Book!
Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Sailabrate!
5 oz dry gin
5 oz campari
5 oz sweet vermouth
Orange twists
In a cocktail shaker combine first 3 ingredients. Shake gently. Pour over ice into a large balloon glass, garnish with orange twist.
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Good Morning NM! Yuppers, even our expert will have trouble trying to read ALL the posts from last night. Well, a lot were pictures of hunks, so that will make it easier on your eyes! LOL. OH, and I love your comment about all the posts, so well said..."Holy Pages, Batman, they wrote a Book"!
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This is the pic I wanted to share earlier but was too lazy to turn on the computer....lol.
I took this as I walked home from the restaurant that DH and I had eaten dinner on Saturday night. The Sky was just so pretty I couldn't help myself.0 -
for cyn,sorry your docs not in plan ,can you argue continutiy of care to keep them0
