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  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2012

    Lara, that is just awful what your employer is doing, giving you such a hard time. I’m sure you have actions you can take legally, if what they are doing is illegal!!! And we will stand behind you. Ok, DorK has commented on this, American’s with Disabilities Act. As well and NM. See, we are here to help. We got your back girl. Are there some pictures you want me to post?

    Cami, if you had TE drains, you would have had reconstruction. TE’s are tissue expanders. Did you have MX? Stella washed your clothes???? OMG, I am shocked, as she doesn’t do housework….LOL!!

    DorK, I don’t know how you make it through a work day, when you stay up so late the night before. I wouldn’t be able to funkshun. But glad that Kathy was able to help in caring for Buff.

    OMG Kathy, you are so right, only Dork would notice the penis growing out of that belly button………..LMAO! But I gots to say, I have to agree.

    Wow NM, that is a long time to be under. But glad you are a happy camper with your results.  I didn’t know that a person’s BMI would make for a longer surgery. I just looked mine up, it’s 23.9, within normal, but right on the edge of being overweight. Over weight starts at 25. Here is the link if anyone wants to check their BMI. http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html How very sweet of you to take Cami’s GS’s dreams away.

    2 for 2’sday. I found 2 Happy Camper Cocktails

    #1

    1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
    1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
    1/3 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
    Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/4 filled with ice cubes, and serve.

    Be A Happy Camper! :-)

    #2

    1/2 oz vodka
    1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
    1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
    1 splash orange juice
    1 splash pineapple juice
    top with 7-Up® soda

    Pour all ingredients into a hurricane glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a slice of orange and a cherry, and serve.

    Raising my glass and cheering all my good friends here.

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

    good morning all,great advice for lara, hope they improve their attitiude.  cammi hope this  a d free day and congrats getting stella to do housework,the only work i could get her do was opening a bottle. kathy here's to safe travels and good brakesLaughing, nm -thats a long time for or,so glad you made it through so i could get to know you.    

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Oh oldie I love that first drink

    Good Morning everyone.

    Goldie I didn't have any recon but I had 2 drains on both sides--2 different operstions and I had to keep track of the drainage and write it down and went 2x a week for months I would stop draining on my worse side and my dr. told me NO BATS, OR SHOWERS ick so I didn't for almost 3 months--I took whore baths and washed my head but that was it. No one else told me I could take a shower and he changed my drains so I kept them along time and my Onc. was havin a fit cuz she wanted me back in chemo for the red devil ha she waited he would not release me-but when I had that done I was in the hospital about 10 days--supposed to get out the next day so I don't know what went wrong, but it ended up right. And my sister didn't have any recon and she had drains (diff. hospital) heres was in for about 3 weeks. So drains must be pretty common here.--Oh my niece and cousin did too-no recon on any of us. U leave the hospital with rhem in.?????

    Udder den dat--Stell almost got out last night but my dog stopped her  Today she's going to clean the carpeting in my bedroom-(her punishment) wild woman Oh she ate my stack of cookies too, or I did and don't member-prolly me. And Johnboy is no where to be found--unless he buried himself in a ditch somewhere.

    Oh I'm putting my feet up while Stella works today. hahaha

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    oldie I don't know what BX is or TE is. I had 1 breast our and I yr later the other one???

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2012

    Ms Cami, I had lumpectomy and had drains too. I think those are a given for all of us! I think I had 2.

    MX, (not BX) is Mastectomy

    TE, Tissue Expanders (used for reconstruction)

    Oh my, a whore bath! You are truely hilarious.

    Can't have too many cocktails up in here!

    Good definition Julie!

    Ok ladies, let's git this party started. And it can last 2 days! It is the 5th is Oz, and I know someone with a birthday on dat day!

    Buff wants to take you out tonight!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Wow…can’t believe it’s been days since I posted. ME BAD!

    Tanks for all da dwinks to sailabrate my Jen pulling thru.  My ‘worry meter’ way down now.  HugZ!

    From Sunday FunDey - Shannon…love Buff…great addition to da HTL…by the way, how was your night wif him??  wink wink!  Still hoping the Vegas trip is doable!

    Bernie - I still wanna jes HUG HUG HUG u for doing tings like dat for da kids.  U berry speshall lady.  And u kno…all ur jokes cwack me da hail up!

    Dorka, Cami, Katwinka, Julie, NM - ya see, dis is why I lubs dis thread.  Everyone sooo helpful wif really good advice for BlackCat.  Forget who sed it, maybe Lori, but BlackCat, hang out here and say ’anything’!  You goils are da bestest!

    Lori - jes love yesterdays DOTD - Big Buff.   Cwacking up over you n Cami n da spankings and da ‘S’ woid…LOL!!  OOO…n todays Happy Camper…right up my alley…but of course…I’ll add a splash of Brandy…teehee! 

    Julie - jes love the Snoopy verse…and da Middle Aged Woman...soooo very true!!  And your support has been AWESOME…Thank YOU!!    Love Lucy too!

    Lara - Dat makes me berry mad what HR is doing to you.  Why do dey make things so diff when what we are going thru is already the SHITS!!!  They called Human Resources but sumtimes I wunder if they ‘human’!  (((Lara)))

    Cami - WOW…what you have Stella doing for you…but you r smart…keep one eye open cuz she berry sly dat goil!  a BMX is both boobs off.  UMX is only one.  TE is tissue expanders for recon.  My goodness…dis Rat Bastard runs in ur family bigtime.  ((Cami))

    Dorfy - cwacking up bout da hunk Julie posted and u n Cami scheming to get Stella off da molefocker.  Den bout spit my coffee out at his belly button…u r not nukkingfutz!

    Wawa - u blushing…I don’t believe it..u cwack me up too!

    NM - Crimminy…dat a looonnnggg ass soigery.  Can’t hardly wrap my p-brain around that.  But glad the results are MARVELOUS!!  Xcellent advise for BlackCat!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISSY!!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    WooHoo, so glad the PARTAY has started here, for our dear CHRISSYS birthday!!! Yippee!!!! And OMG you are sooooo lucky that Lori has let you have Buff for the night...I only hope that I didn't wear him out tooooo muchliest last night, and he still has enuf energy for you! What are you doing for your birthday? Hoping for no appts today, and that you can just do what YOU want to do! Ya know we all love you, and wish we could give you BIG birthday hugs in person!!! Well, you have a nice cake already, and we will all dwink and partay with you, so just ENJOY!!!!

    And annudder birthday cake....

    Ohhhhh and this one has a monkey peeking out (not to be funcused with what would be peeking out of the above pic!)

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

    happy birthday chrissy, i wonder whats in that boxLaughing, maybe a buff surpriseWink

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Ooooh and that is a BEEUTIFUL box too, Julie....wonder if Chrissy will open it????

    A sign of the times....

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

    kathy Laughing

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Oh all the pretty stuff here--yummy all the way around. Happy Birthday Chrissy--U want Stell to come and party with u? Cuz I can send her anytime.

    I've been doing the epilectic--whatever it's called where u wslk in one place and u'r arms argoing too, whew Not as easy as it looks, but I'm trying-I figure if I do it a few fimes a day it's better than nothin, maybe

    OK Goldie or whoecer can answer My first operation I had one boob totally removed, my 2nd operation I had the other bood totally removed with all knids of node involvement--Now is it called double bmx or what?Cany u imagine my drs. with a patient so disinterested that I never knew this stuff. and both I had drains 2 each one--the first was almost 3 months before they came out ??? the 2nd 2 weeks. and I don't know why. I just told my surgeon he left me breastless and never even after readin all this stuff don't know the shortened term for what my nonbrest thing is called. Someone tell me so I know when u guys say it--and if u get a tumor out it.s bx?

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Hi goils, Mese sitting in traffic,ken a tender mske Mese s drink??oh tank u Buff!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Dorkie, Besides the dwink that Buff gave you, I am putting an invisible shield around your car *kablam* so that NO cop can see ya, and NO one can hit ya, and YOU can't hit enneyone eether....you be berry berry safeliest! Hey, anudder idea (easier one, duh) would be to have Buff drive for ya....den you kin weally dwink all ya want...wid 2 hands eben...well thats if you keep both hands OFF of Buffs, well...ya know....

    Cami, I *think* BMX stands for Bilateral Mastectomy, which is both. Since you did have both off, even tho in separate operations, you ended up with BMX, but really had it in 2 operations, so....oh shoot, I dunno....I need a dwink ta figger dis out! LOL. I was very much like you, didn't really care for all the abbreviations, etc..but it has been over 4 1/2 hrs for me(edit:oops, I meant 4 1/2 YEARS!), so "some" have worked their way into mese widdle bwain. And you had those dwains for that long! WOW...it was awful for me to have them for 5 wks!!! Esp with changing the dressings 2x day and stipping the drains 2xday. That was lotsa woik!

    PAU HANA time and also HAUOLI LA HANAU to our Chrissy!!! Cheers! ChEARS Big Ears, Same Goes Big Nose!!! (was 'sposed to be an Aussie cheer, but I don't tink is is), Salut! Slainte! Okole Maluna!

    KatwinkaGonnaFixADwinka.......BBL

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Photo

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Awe tank yew goils!! Mmmm. now Buff...... Come a little closer......c'mon...a little closer ........oooooo now dat CLOSE!!!!! What a Birfday pwesent!!!! Oh yeah..... Oh yeah.....ooooooh yeeeeeeah!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh hem! A widdle decorum if you will Buff......we've got alllllll night!......OH YEAH!!!!!



    Ooo all dose lubbly cakes!! And dwinkies too!!! I do infact feel berry spacial!!! Tank yew.....tank yew!!!!



    Ise be going down to da city dis afternoon to have dinner with the girls and grandchildren so I'm looking forward to that!! I'll be sending the night and then getting on a plane and heading for Brisbane for an Aussie sisters get together so there will be seven of us goils out on the town!!! Look out Brizzy!!!



  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Sounds like a great day you have planned, Chrissy! Are you gonna have any Moreland Bay Bugs? I really enjoyed Brisbane....how awesome that you will all get out on the town! Ummmmmm....do ya need sumone ta take care of Buff for you????

    Happy, Happy, Birfdey and Many, Many More Wunnerful birfdeys for youse!!!

    Love you!

    Kath

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Kathy I was planin on takin him wif mees buts I gots ta tinkin dat mebe it bees safer ifn youse looks after him for mees.........don't want it ta be a chore but ifn youse could? Ta muchly.......lol.



    Live n hugs. Chrissy

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    MAY I HAS YER ATTENSION PLEEEZ,

    De birthdey goil is in de lounge, let's gib her a round of apaws (clap clap clap crap crap clap calp clap), yippeee!

    Birthday goil, what an amazing time you will have, I am so happy fer ye! I bese happy to take care of Buff fer ye. I nose ye already wore him de hail out! oh you gibbed Buff to Katwinka huh? she already had him, it mese turn. okey okey, tomorree. Cuz mese noses he is uhhh, done for de dey. or not!

    Chrissy, I ditto what Kathy said, I wish you de happiest birthday ever and pray you has manny manny more birthdeys! And jest for ye, wese will partay all dey long whilst ye sleep. ya see, you are berry special cuz yer birthday lasts ober 36 hours cuz it habbening here and dere in Oz too, wooo hoooo! Boyz, line up 36 rounds of dwinks. Happy Birthday my berry spayshall fwend. I love ye to de moon ♥

    AND of course, a BIG DWINKIE FOR YE, CheerS!!

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Pop Dork youse naked me rasbewwy wodka wif pink lemonade and fresh rasbewwies!!!!! Ooooo youse bemembered!!!! I weely doos feel berry spacial!!!!! Luba da PARTAY !!!! PARTAY! PARTAY! PARTAY!!!! Wooohooooooo!!!

    Ootcah, cha cha cha cha!!!!!!! C'mon goils ise starting ta conga here!!!!! Ootcha cha cha cha cha!!! Uh!!!!!!! Ootcha cha cha cha cha! Uh!!!'

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Oh yummy---clap, clap, clap, clap wooo-yooooo for u Chrissy and de drnks look goode---happy day for ChrissyooU can have any tender u wany or all of dem tonite.

    Stella is sitting in de corner the dog pulled down her pants when she thought she was gettin out and he's sitting there all nite. yyyyyaaaaKat u'r really good at splainin' tings???????????????????? I dunno--I laffed out loud.

    It's alright dat u on de floor Chrissy u deserve to relax and enjoy.

    Dork's done with work for de day. Just 3 more days.. How u holdin' up? Dork

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    LOL Cami, I had to go back and see how I tried to 'splain dat to youse, and oh mese oh mise, I eben made a biggliest mistake...ya see I wrote it has been 4 1/2 HOURS for mese, and mese meant it habs been 4 1/2 YEARS since my BMX. Oh shoot, I should've quit before I started....LOL!

    Ooohhhh I like how Dorkie put it, that we get to cewebwate Chrissy's partay for THIRTY-SIX hours with 36 rounds of dwinks!!! Ya shure nose how ta cewebwate, Dorkie!

    pArTy HeArTy ChRiSsY!!!!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    ChrissyB...dat wodka, lemonade n raspberries looks sooo goot.  Sounds like a fun time you n da goils will have n mese tinks u r right...will hab to call da 'posse' in Brisbane n give em head...err ahh..heads up...dat what I mean...wink wink!  O Tay Den...I'm in line for da chacha...do da cha cha...eeyyy KaaaRumba!!  WooHOO!!  Who dat behind me grabbing mese EWWA...oo dat Jock...ahhh...don't get no better den dat!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    LOL Cami -  Mese has mental picture of Stella and ur doggie like the Coppertone Ad.  Hmmm...am I dating myself??  o who cares...we dwinking for Chrissy tanite...ChEARS DEARS!!   Speshally Chrissy...can u hang for 36 dwink??  jes portend K?

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Dis one just for you Chrissy!! 

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    WOWSA, is dat guy from "down under" Sue? Cuz he sure is ready to show Chrissy his "down under"! Never thot shredded clothes cud look dat gud!Surprised

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Mese needder Katwinka..jes had to offer him up to da Birfday girl.  I tail ya Chrissy...if it wasn't ur birfday...I'd b taking dis guy to da hammocks...heehee!!

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Oooooooo!!!!!!! Tank ewe!! Tank yew Mem!!!!! He sure is da hunkliest!!!!!! Woohoo!!!! Come ta mama big boy!!!!!! Let mees shows ewe how its done!! Da cha cha!!! C'mon goils lift da thoughts a widdle bit!! But not far......bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!