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OMG those babies are jest pwecious, Dorky!! I mean, REALLY cute!!! So sweet, thanks for sharing!
I am impressed Cami, bout your volleyball daze! You rock, girl! We used to play 2-man volleyball at the beach, but in a HOT court, and we were barefoot and in bikinis, usually played a guy/girl team. On a cruise, I have tried to hit the volleyball, and OMG it is SO heavy it hurt my arm. Could not do it today, to save my life! And I feel so badly for you, with the D all the time. I don't think I ever mentioned it, but I think about it a lot and how inconvenient it has been for you, and uncomfortable. I ditto Dotty and hope that med will work!!!
Hey, I thought I should get more time with ChileBoy since I brought him in here...but ya know, I also brought in Hunk, and he has been SO ignored, so I will just take him into that dark corner....hey, no peeking Cami!!! At least they are both REAL guys...LOL!!!
Cyn, I am so happy you now have Penelope in your life! Sounds like a good match! LOL. Now, you take GOOD care of her, ya hear me??? (I know you will!)
HUGs...since Dotty didn't dwink for me (yes, I WUZ watching you, Dorkie)....I just had to have my Happy Hour. Oh well...Bottoms Up! Tits Up!!! WooHoo....
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Oh Dork they r absolutely beautifully precious. OOOHHH how sweet. 2 babies oh hard work.
Kat just cuz u have 2 REAL guys doesn't make u any better than me. --Well yea it does. But my fantasy worl has always made me happy my whole life--I've been with any man I wanted to be with in that world so I'm good.
Playing on de beach u poor thing at least when u fell it wan't on a hard floor--my knees looked like I was doin a whole different thing with my life--Dork made me say that. u know if my dgtr saw how I talk still they'd ground me from the puter---yea right they're not like me at all--they're kind of prudish not from me from my Mom we were together alot.
U'r eyes be better Dork don't worri, be happy. The end.
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aw Cam, you are jest so precious to mese fart. No kidding. LOL at yer kids grounding you from the puter. I tink my kid would be purdy shocked seeing the tings I type too. but wese hear for fun. Like you, loving in a fantasy world is a-ok with mese.
I was never too good at volleyball. I was good at hitting the ball over get it always freaked me out coming right at mese. I am skittish dat way.
Katwinka, you also brought Mr. Big and I tink even Mr. Bigger to de lounge. If mese math is right, dat is four tenders, I tank ye. Can I place an order for a hot norweigian tender? If you could bwing me one who is berry tall and blond with a beautiful 5 oklock shadow (only cuz mese likes dat time o day hehe). Oh and make him approx 32 years young? And berry wealthy, easy going kind o guy dat lets me be de boss of our world. Barmen. Tankye for yer consideration. I missed ya goil!
Thank you for de compliments on my new baby cousins, I can't wait to meet them. The little boy weighed in over 7 lbs! Sister is more petite at jest over 5 lbs. My cousin's name is Kristen, she is the wife of my blood cousin but wese jest love her. It was love at first sight, sort of like with Cammy, I tink wese all berry fond of our CammyLub. Melt mese fart, make me stop. I need likker, a JD and diet please Pants. And git de other goils a round too please. Oh thank you for your quickliness soyvices.
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I gas so much lub in mese fart dat I write a poem about it. here it go....please enjoy de reading brought to you by Jocks, de other neglected tender. Take it away Jocks, recite it with passion baby! Oh tank ye.
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!My prayer is that Cam's D is replaced with good old happy farts ~BArmeN.dat reminds mese dat mese gots lub in mese fart for all ye goils ♥ now let's open de champagne and grab our faborite dwink whilst de tenders dance for wese goils! yippee and chEers + buckets of beers.0 -
Dork why do u think our team wa in last place, cuz when de ball came back we all ducked and went on the floor. We didn't want to get hurt.
we just wanted to have fu-un and get out of the house hahaha so we ounished ourselved for 25 yrs. hahaha
Oh I got my drink and my tender---2 tenders--2 hands--
Oh Dork don't go buy those beautiful babies for a while tell me everyday exactly how u'r eyes feel and I'll tell u when u can go. OK-I've seen it so often and how it gets pased around easiky--stupid eye thing. Got upset for a minuete---
OK I's goin on de floor--now not that way laying down- The end.
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Oh yeah, I forgot about bringing in Mr. Big after seeing him on our flight...so THREE real men....lol.
But Cami, NOoooooooo, it was brutal, and I realize I was too vague....but they were courts with asphalt! So, not only hard, but VERY hot on our bare feet!! It was at the beach, but not ON the beach. So, you are still our champion volleyball player, hands down...or knees down, and all of you laughing...that is a funny picture! So glad you gals enjoyed yourselves, thats the main thing!
And Dorkie, mese tinks youse did not write dat poem, jest typed dat poem, iz mese cowect??? But, that DOES count as "writing" it...lol. It is really funny, so MUCHO GRACIAS for posting that for us. You are the only one I know of who has used "fart" for heart, and I will always remember that!!
Trying to ketchup on my recorded shows, before watching the current ones. Oh, and Dorkie, my eyesight was ok with the pink eye...but my eye was so tired and felt like sandpaper. Hope you will be SO much better in the ayem! When do you have ta go back to the salt mine?
Hugs!!!!
K
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What an expression salt mines---just thought it wa funny--haven't heard that in foreverago.
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I spit out my drink when you stated that was why your team came in last place, you funny!
Kat, I did not write that poem, I pasted it. But I farted whilst doing so.
I got to de torture chamber tomorree. Mese don't wanna go, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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A quick stop in....jest finsished decorating for the holidays....I went a bit overboard this year beacaus I had nuttin the past couple years...I have the venue now...an open clean canvase and i went with it and its beautimous...even if im the only one who see's it...it calms me and makes me feel goodf .
I also got a new car today...a 2007 Toyota Carrolla...29K miles...1 ownr fromn Venice. just traieded it in......its a GEM....baby......Its my new sporst car that i will drive 35mph on 75...so if its you ....you kow its me and jest let mne go and get the hail out of my way.....im turning into gramma....Her name ie penelope Ota. she has cruise controll can I call her Penelope Cruize Ota??? Its better thn Pelelope place to put yuour cd's ota...or Penelope two car charges ota....or Penelope room in the trunk Ota.
K....Im drunk and need bed.....beeeeeeedddddddddddd....jest damm m borning alone.chot vhit chit a whatever......chachink......kaobooboommm on thdefloor..handingwith Cami and Chrissy......wanna play quarters????
nvm...I hear snoring.....no it wasnt me...wel maybe
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Oh Cyn Cn--I'm glad for u getting u'r car. Wait are U driving now--with u'r goofy arm? Be careful my dear.
I think the other side of the world will be waking up soon, but Dork has to work tom.so I hope her eyes are seeable.
I've been in here most of the day they tuckered me out00that's not hard.
So again Congrats and keep safe.
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Good Morning all. I woke up too early damn. so I'm going to try to go back to sleep and Dork u'r going to work today, right? Nuttin in my coffee this mornin' Dr.s appt'ment so gotsa be good--anyway I had plenty last night to hole me over til, well t least til I get ome from the Dr. And I'd better not have anymore D--just had ome--but taking my meds like craxy. I want to go and get this over with. So I'll check back later---If I miss u have a good day.
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Good Morning Cami..hope you are able to get back to sleep. Good luck at the Dr.
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Happy Thirstdey goils,
Cyn, congrats on Penelope Cruz Ota, love the name. I know she will be good to me, that is a great car. Those Japenese folk make such good cars. I see you got a widdle dwunk and a lot festive, good for you. I will buy a tree in the next few weeks. I love putting it up, hate taking it down. Enjoy your day off, happy cruzing girl, I am so happy for you. Let by gones be bye gones by golly.
Cam, wishing you a good doctor visit and goodbye D, you biotch. I tank you for yer concern, you are a sweetie. My vision in my right eye is still messed up, I will try putting a contact in my left eye only to get through my work day. Believe it or not, I am looking forward to gettin back in de swing. But you bet yer bootie I will stop in at some point for a dwinky cuz I always get thirstdey at work.
What a partay last night, I see Chille Boy under de bar stool sleeping, what up with that? wat did you do to him Cam? Kathy? Bad bad goils, he looks plum tuckered.
My family went in and bought a bunch of lottery tickets for de 450M powerball and we won! Well 4.00, woo hoo, that is .42 a person, guess mese gottzta work.
Suz,I am praying for your DD to get better quickliest and get home from de hospital. I know one of you goils will message me n let me know how she is doing. I still saying prayers to de big guy for her to heal quickliest.
Kathy, I hope yer Dad feels better today too.
Hi NM and de rest of ye goils. I will miss you all todey. Peace, Cheers and lottza love to all!
DorkYDoGottaWorkForAchange
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Cami, I heard you singing “hot stuff”, how can ya NOT like Donna Summer. Shore hope those meds help that dread D’ria girl. Here, let me fluff ur pillows. We won’t let your DD’s know how you talk here, can’t have you grounded. But you stay on the floor, under the barstools, doesn’t that count? Doctor today, is this the heart doctor? If so, I hope you find out what the problem is, or that there isn’t one, that would be the best!
Lara, I think the sexy hot biotches in the lounge are you youngins, you, Mrs. V, Shannon and Kymn! But thank you again for your sweet words.
Oooooh Wawa, you sure got that right on….having fun getting on that naughty list. Love our Chileboy, and how you decorated him. What did you use for that? He must love it, always being asked to have his picture taken. Did you see the picture I posted of my BIL on the Great Wall? Wow, over 13,000 miles?
LOL, I’m sure your picture of me and my turkey baster is spot on and not odd at all. But hey, whatever works, right? And I don’t use it for anything else!!! Certainly that massage was wonderful.
Julie, too funny about Stella being referred to as an Adult Flat Stanley, but I’m not sure what it means. Hoping you can get on a more regular schedule….at work!
Cyn, I think what happened to us is called “age”. Not that I would want to be quite that thin. And omg could I eat. I can remember going to McD’s and getting a Big Mac, a cheese burger, fries and coke. Friends couldn’t believe it. Can you share pictures of your holiday decos? I don’t think I am getting any of mine out. I don’t think I will even have time to do Xmas cards. Just too busy with trying to redo our website. And no family here anyways. How do you play quarters?
Dearest Dorkiest, you wuz on a roll wif all da balls and play on words last night. I too often wonder about other threads and if there are any as long as ours. Oh, those babies are precious! Congrats to you and your family on those two blessings. I hope you don’t ruin your contacts with that infection and you have a good day at work. I will keep a JD and coke on ice for when you pop in for a break.
Like you girls were saying that we are almost to page 1000 on our thread, we are also close to 30,000 posts on this thread. Currently, mine will make it # 29, 700.
Jingle Balls
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Oops, forgort a DOTD. All this talk about balls, we shall have Monkey Balls
1/4 dark rum
1/4 white rum
1/4 midori
1/4 banana liqueur
Mix in shaker with cruched ice and serve shooters in pairs. Sprinkle coconut shavings to make Hairy Monkey Balls.
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Precious babies.......
All this ball talk reminds me of SNL, it was on last night again.
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good morning loungettes, wow I cant believe its been a week since I posted....ooops my bad what a busy week I have had trying to figure out schooling and volunteering. I start at the cancer clinic next week, not sure where they will put me hoping for the chemo ward to help cheer up the people in there but we will see. Schooling well it looks like I am going to have to jump through a few hoops to get where I want to be oh well guess there is a journey there I am supposed to follow. I havent read to see what you all have been up to will catch up later today just wanted to say I love you girls
Hugs Kymn
ps little cartoon for you american goils
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Hey where did my cartoon go??????
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Oh chit my whole post disappeared. OH I check u u guys later but
Goldie I love the Jingle balls (candle) But I'm not allowed to have pornograpic Chit in the house cuz of my GS.LOL
Bernie as uual LOL
Kymm I don't see anything. I had a whoke pharmacy mix up tokk me an hr. to get it straight--whew I did tho.
Talk to u later. Love u guys.
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Kymn the cyber aliens took it... Mybe u will meet a handsome doctor volunteering
Dork and cammie u goils
Dorkk so cute the babies I wanted to squeeze them
Cammie volleyball hey u crack me up
Cyn always had Toyota cars they are great but bought a Grand cherokkeee love it need it here with the snow
Toyota Celica red stick shift my first car beg-ed my parents for it had no air conditioning didnt care I loved it that car was so good to me then got a Camry.The Camry got hit by other cars for some reason here or there dents and then my hub caps still drove it people called it the bat mo bile
wahine great amazing pictures I have to go there. When ever I travel over seas get sick when I come home
pop in later
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Introducing Penelope Cruz Ota !!
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Couldnt get the dang size right...buy you get the point.
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Morning DaahhhhlinKs!
Shan and Lara…u both 2 funny. Trust me when I tail ya…u will come ‘poppin’ right out of your shyness when you see da ‘boys from down under’!!
Lara - very profound statement from George Carlin…thanks for sharing. But am LMAO at the ‘push to open’ sign on the door…cwackin me up!!!
Bernie - LOL…pickle slicer…had me all the way to da end…did not see it coming…LOL! And all you goils talk about balls…jingle jingle!
NM - Brandy is destilled from wine…Cognac is a very expensive brandy so is courvosie(sp). Bourbon is like whiskey…usually distilled from grain, like corn, rye and then malts. But there is even a diff btwn bourbon and whiskey. For instance Jack Daniels (our Dork fav) is a whiskey but not a bourbon, whereas Wild Turkey is a bourbon not a whiskey. It all depends on how it is made and distilled, how long in casks and what kind of casks. Like your DOTD…the Yukon Jack is a ‘honey’ based Canadian whiskey and it is 100 proof usually as opposed to 80 proof. By the way…dat sounds yummy!
Cami - if I remember right, you are seeing your cardio doc today. Will be praying all goot! I used to play Vball too, with my SILs n friends…then co-ed with DH…but dat more den 20 years ago.
Lori - yay…u come to LV too…we hab a blast! U look like me in dat pic of da skinny u. Tank ewe fer da brandy coffee yest…wished I’d had 2 or 3. I had to giggle tho…u sed “I was 5’9 and 135” Are you not 5’9 anymore teehee j/k I kno what u meant. :-0. Lub lub da jingle balls and the DOTD!!
Kathy - great pics…hey dat Chili guy…Chiliboy? He does look like a boy..u sed he was legal?? OOO mese sees DorK already been habing some fun wif him. Good thing you can ‘feel’ eh Dorf?? even if u can’t see.. heehee!
DorK - your cousins are BEAUUUUtiMUS!! I want to party…mayb tonite eh. But u been cwacking me up wif all da ball talk!! Mese jes had to print da ‘Fart’ poem…too phunny!! Mese lubs ewe!!!
Adey - LOL….I loved that show back in the day.
Hi Kymn - sounds like you are on track. Jumping thru a few hoops just part of the process sometimes but you can do it…I kno you can! Yea…where did you cartoon go??
Cyn - PenCruzOta is gorgeous!!! Check out those sleek lines on that goil..mmm mmm mmm! U go ‘gramma’…LOL!
Got finish this and get to my list of to-do’s. Still waiting to hear from SIL if my Jengirl going home today. Thanks for da prayers…later taters!!!
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ooo nice Cyn--good choice
Oh orange love that first once specially.
OK I'm don for the day with Drs.---My B/P is wonderful hahaha, lost a couple of lbs. Yay--but I need to lose lots more---blood panel OK--I see him again in 2 weeks and get blood work again before I see him/ My onc will wstch my rib (just in case)? I'll see her again in Jan. and I have to start with the Gastro Dr.---so I'm fine told u so.And I had no D today. It was funny cuz 1st she couldn.t find my puls--then the B/p thingy broke couldn't get a reading but she liked my nail polish so all was good.
So ladies I'm drinking tonite hahaha nap time now--talk to u later,
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Ha ha BBBB, I saw that Jingle Ball one too. Did you see the one with the pigs? LOL!
Kymn, good to see you sweetie. I'm sure all will go fantastic at the cancer center. Your cartoon didn't show up, as it looks like you tried to copy and paste it from an email that someone sent you? It has to come directly from the internet. Can't come off your computer or email.
Cami, that is scary when pharmacy screws things up. And we certainly understand about having a little one around! I think for the most part, we are pretty good, but always good idea to check first with out that little guy looking over your shoulder!!! Heart doctor, all went well? What was all the hoopla then?
Cami, in the box you are typing in, up above are some little squares, one has a yellow smiley face in it and next to it is a blue arrow. Next time your post disappears, click on that blue arrow, it might bring it back. The arrow is an "undo" button.
Lara, smart girl, sure hope Kymn could meet a handsome doc at the center.
Mema Sue and yet again Actually I have no idea how tall I am, have not measured myself in a LONG time.....and one more jes cuz Cyn, your ride is lookin good and will look even better with you in it. Welcome Penelope Cruz-Ota!
I think I bumped NM earlier and need to go git her anudder dwink and see what she posted.
Love ya's!!!!
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omg goils I think Ive got a surgery date Jan 2 know for sure in a couple of days this is my new PS my old PS dr.dick more hes name is roch more ha Im done with. Love this PS slow fills al ala alal
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