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LOL Allison at you saying we "just had the hole wrong".....you know how us dwunks can get things mixed up!!! Sounds like you are doing well. When I had mine, back in the olden days, I was in for 2-3 nights, and then OVERDID it after I got home and went shopping with a friend all day, and ended up in the ER. So, really.....be careful. My dr made the mistake of just saying I would know what I could do....NOT....I just thought I felt good after a couple of days, so went out shopping. I mean, whats a girl supposed to do??? Thanks for setting us straight. Much more involved than a heiny-scope!!!
Ok girlz, partay is at my house tomorrow....cuz it will be sunny and 70 degrees....yippee!!!!!
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I don't know much gaelic, my parents and grandparents were never taught. In my grandparents time the language was banned here.
This one is good - look it up but don't take it personally. Lol
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Halloooooo Ladies!
Allison, so glad you are okay and going home! Does this mean you are done with surgeries for a while? Hope so. Think DorKiest is next up for exchange on 12/20, God, it's hard to keep track! I know it is tough, but puleeezz, take it easy, okay?
Tiedeye - absolutely nothing would surprise me with SE's from any TX associated with the Rat Ba$tard! No chemo for me, but on the tamoxifen, I have a decreased appetite, a positive SE since I am trying to lose some lbs! Hope it continues good for ya! Hope you and Kathy both provided comfort to Karen.
NM, continued healing. Hope the busy day is a good one and not too much on you.
Bernie and Lori, am crackin up over the posts, thanks, needed that! The teacher one had one of my friends snorting beer out of her nose the other night.
Hawaiik, cheers and welcome!
BOTD is Allagash Fluxus (in 2009 it was brewed with Black Pepper, couldn't resist!). This year's is a French Farmhouse Ale, 8% alcohol.
Cheers, Beers and no Scoping (as in colonscopy) on any Rears! (Allison, lmao at your comment, the ooph guy thankfully will let me remain full of $hit for my surgery in January!). Scuby0 -
Hi Goyliefwiends! I hate doing this but have to make a quick check in again and still I'm not caught up. Problem is the power company called and they are turning my power off in about an hour and I have a client who's asking for a bunch of info so I'm madly trying to get that out before they shut off power. Plus set up so we don't freeze and have water and get my wodka outta da snow, etc. Sheesh! It was 11 degrees outside yesterday and we did our run outside anyway. I made it 40 min plus some walking then had to get back to my fireplace! It's warmer today, about 20 deg. It is so beautiful out here in the mountains! Coyotes woke me up two times last night howling. They are so neat! Hope everyone is doing okay and Allison, I just love that Junie brough your vaseline in foil!!! Just awesome. Hope you are recovering well. Today is my one year anniversary too of the last day I had to take chemo - YAY! Glad that's over! And I'm eternally grateful to all of you here for helping me laugh and drink my way through!!!
Cheers & Titz UP!!
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TieDye.....on my very first chemo.......I had that same feeling. But it was just the day after, not several. Unfortunately, that was the only one. But only ever had "ick" feelings and never got sick. Do you know if you are getting steroids? I think, but not sure, those can do the same thing, and then when they wear off............you hit the brick wall. I did not have that either, and not trying to scare you, but prepare you. Also, as I told you, my chemo was 3 wks apart, yours is 2. Please....just remember to rest if you get tired, don't fight it. It can build up and accumulate.
Dayem, I hate when they get the wrong hole......that is just WRONG!
You know we were all looking at your cute heiny and laughing cuz the doc wasn't! But on a serious note Allison, we do hope you are feeling better real soon!Bernie....I'll pass on the nuts, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you Lisa.........my pepper was running low!
Beanie Baby........stay warm. If you run out of wodka, yust yump ober here, k? But ware ur wubber boots, cuz iz muddy. Rurenctley raining, but as it coolz we will git snow, me sure! We have coyotes too, but I will keep them at bay.
Only 5 pee em here, but BEN up sinze 3. Had dinner and be weady for de bed soon.........like de ole poyples. Sooooo, g'nite and I will see you all lovely ladies in de morning. I am 'specting Stella soon. Her is hiding from DorK. She likes to be ubnoxshus and de DorK always yells at her. So, if you see her (Stella) don't tell Dork! Pants.......I know you can keep DorK okupied and out of Stella's way. So be a good boy, and do as your told. And if you do, I promise to use Xtra pepper on my bweakfest.
Chears, to good beers and NICE rears!
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Well I need a drink! Just had the most riveting conversation with my mom. All about her neighbor and how surprised he was to see a door at Walmart where you pushed in and pulled it toward you. Forget toothpicks,I had to duct tape my eyes open so I wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel. I HAVE to move her out of that senior community. I know south central L.A. is not exactly safe but i'm positive they have more interesting stories there. I'm sure no one is taping their eyes open there,probably more like shut.*****SCUBY-No wonder you're hardly in the htl-a bar so close to your house with that many beers. I'd move in! ******GOLDIE-Where are you? I need some advice on tranferring pics. Ok,off to have drinks with my bf. See you girls later. CHEERS!
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Not sure if I posted earlier or not.....I'm sooooooooo tired!!!! went to bed early last night and plan to do the same again tonight......don't have the energy (or desire) to do much tonight.....tomorrow is the end of my work week, and the start of my winter vacation.....Not sure what I have to get done Thursday, but I know it will be a day or errands, laundry and to start packing....need to print a to do list as well as what I need to pack......plus figure out what I need to do in the house....right now feeling a little overwhelmed!!!
Think I found a Bernese Mountain Dog that I want to adopt....the dog is 4 years aold and lives in FT. Collins...but not sure if I can make it happen till after I come back from my parents and who knows, the dog could be adopted by then....DH doesn't want to adopt the dog without me...I appreciate it....was so hoping I could have gone tonight....got an email today at work that the dog was up for adoption...and didn't hear back till after dinner.....Oh well....when the time is right.....
Going to get some things done in the house....and start writing my holiday cards.....See everyone tomorrow..
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Unde', (that is my new French name for Shannon), I would like to be in South Central LA. I would be happy to push in then pull out to enter wallmart. ????, uh, nah! I would find Rodeo Drive and do some fine shopping with Pant's credit card! i'll have a dwink wif you.
Goldie, dahling, Stella has gone to reform school. She hadda go to bed at 5 pee em too! YOu weally got dwunk todey huh?
Beanie, de electric company is not nice. Wese can send de hot tenders to spark up some energy for ya (wink wink).
Allison, yo! You and de goils had me rolling with your hole story. All ye goils are funny! You poor ting, mese had no idea. I hope you feel better soon. My sis had her hyst last year on twos-dey before Christmas and cooked Christmas dinner for 28 the following saturday. I hope you recover as quickly!
Slot Whisperer, me missed pau hana on dis twosdey. I went to visit Stella. She ain't happy, tanks for asking. hehe!
Scuby, I went to me bar and asked for a flubigas luxous and dey did not no what I am talking about. I told dem again, I want an alagash fluxish. Wese don't know what dat is. 'but mes sure thought that it would go well with Claire's clotted cream for dessert! Nice to see you pop in for your sanity-fest.
Bernie, wake UP, could you pass de pepper??
Cindy, hope tings get better. Dwink more, honey. Mese has a hug fir ewe tongith.
To de other goils, me must go to de bed, mese see stars.Hope eberyone is happy. Hunk? Can I have a ride baby?
Peace, love and hell no, no scoping while I sleep! CheerZ!
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I'm bummed....the Berner that needed a home has found one...and its not me....they owners found a family......and they are meeting tomorrow....ready for tears (oh how I wish)....so keep waiting to find the right one.....
NIght....
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I am here and reading. Still have a touch of frostbite from Saturday's ride. Nothing major, but I do feel it in my finger tips. Working on a journal article with two colleagues. We are at the point where something I would actually want to put my name on.
No major news. Need to get ready for Christmas which means finishing up shopping and steaming Christmas puddings. i serve these with hard sauce (like a buttercream with brandy).
Beans is on the cold end of the state. It's 30s and 40s here in the lowlands. But quite dark if the sun isn't out.
My former business partner is thrilled with her new gig, and I am very happy for her. It turned out to be the right one after all.
I need an early night as have more jounal article work in the AM, plus a list of other things to get off my list.
Drinks all around. I am sticking with wine too. - Claire
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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?" he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."0 -
LOL, Bernie! Just a quick trip into the Lounge to fill up my travel mug with coffee before hitting the road for the busy day. I'll try to get on this evening, but no promises.
Saw surgeon yesterday who pulled out a lot of scabs and a stent that I didn't even know I had! OUCHY! procedures! But healing well, can blow my nose now, but so tired I came home and took a nap, then got up and went to bed early. Hope this tiredness gets done soon!
Gotta run, have fun, no scopes up anyone's bum!
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Trouble sleeping, so checking in to see how ebberyone iz doing. FUNNY joke, Bernie! NM, ouchy is right! Can't even imagine that type of pain....glad you are healing well, and like your rhyme at the end. DorKie as usual, your post cwacks me da hail up!! And I agree with the line "and no scoping while I sleep"....hmmmmm maybe datz why me iz having twouble sweeping??? Karen, the right furbaby is out there waiting for the right moment to come into your life! Keep looking, and I know it will happen. *yawn*....hmmmm.....I hear a lot of snoring coming from the Tattie Tenders rooms....shud I check on the boys and see if they need someone to snuggle with? NAH, bettah let them sleep so they can take care of ALL of us on Hump Day!
Happy Hump Day Girlz!
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Morning ladies! I slept pretty good last night in my own bed; woke up once for pain meds, but that's all. The night sweats are back, too. Result of no ovaries, for sure, but if I have on ceiling fan, bedside fan, and take all my sleeping aids I do good, lol.
Bernie, loved the joke, was not expecting the man in the fridge, lol.
Beans, Happy Happy one year anniversary!! Now that's a celebration! Will park the party bus at your place on the map, cause that calls for a party!!
Cheers Dears!!
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Unde' Rebel...............I'm right here! If you need help with something, I will send you my email addy, or you can send me a PM on what you need. Funny mom story on my mom. She was telling me she wanted to come here to visit me again. I said to her, what about your oxygen (she has COPD), she said she have her doctor write her an order to get some here. I said, well what about flying? She says, I'll just use the oxygen on the plane! I'm like, you mean the one that drops down in case of emergency? She says so seriously.......yes, I'm sure they would let me use one. LMAO, and my mom is completely sane.......or at least I thought she was!
Dofey, what makes you think I was dwunk? I am sending MrBig over to get Stella outta reform. She doesn't like it, and I miss her.
Oh dear Bernie, I saw the demise of the second guy, but didn't see the third one!
Have a good day NM, glad everything is healing well. Will have all the Tenders keep an eye on our bums, for no scopes!
MrsV, throw a little alcohol in that mix, and you will sleep even better! He he. And another party? Yippee, and we are back at Beanies. Beans, can we go to the coast house?
Ok, I had someone send me this video, it is so cute and funny. From Jimmy Kimmel Live, he asked people to let their kids open up a xmas gift early, but it needed to be a terrible gift and to video tape it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ&feature=youtu.be
Here is a double whammy DOTD ...... The Dalmatian (more pepper too)
INGREDIENTS
1.5 ounces black pepper simple syrup*
1.5 ounces Karlsson's Gold Vodka or other vodka
3 ounces fresh grapefruit juiceINSTRUCTIONS
Combine the simple syrup, vodka, and grapefruit juice in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake vigorously for about a minute; strain into an ice-filled glass. *To make the black pepper simple syrup:
1/4 cup crushed black peppercorns
1 cup water
1 cup sugarPlace sugar, water and peppercorns in a small pot and bring to a boil, stirring once or twice. Once sugar is dissolved take off the heat and let cool. Leave the peppercorns in the syrup to lend it a stronger flavor; strain them out when it is spiced to taste.
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There's an old couple, both in their 70's, on a sentimental holiday back to the place where they first met. They're sitting in a pub and he says to her, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the barn. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind."
"Yes, she says, I remember it well." she replies.
"OK, he says, How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old times sake?"
Smiling his wife responds, "Oh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea, she answers."
There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see this, two old timers having sex against a fence. So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the barn and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and hangs on to the fence and the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling Ohhh God! He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.
This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The guy, still watching thinks, That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple pass, the guy says to them, "That was something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret, the old man says, except fifty years ago that effing fence wasn't electrified."
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Good morning loungettes,
Lori, that Jimmy Kimmel bit was funny! I loved the different reactions of the kiddies. Loved the little girl who got a half eaten sandwich. I love the late night shows, don't get to see them enough. Sorry I assumed you were dwinking yesterday. DAt is de only ting that puts me in bed at five pee em.
Karen, sorry I bumped you last night then went to bed. The right puppy will find YOU. I went through the same thing when I adopted my Isabella. I fell in love over and over to be disappointed. But when I met Bella, I know she was a great fit for my family. She is a sweet little dog and really enjoys the love she gets here. She waited a long time to find us but the wait was worth it for all.
NM, congats on being able to blow your nose. We take things for granted huh? I hope you have a good day and do not poop out too quickly. You are still healing and this I know will keep you in need of lots of sleep.
Allison, happy to hear that you only woke up once for meds. Will you be replacing the tamox with a new drug? I am curious. Sorry about the sweats, keep yourself well hydrated. Likker counts in my book!
Kathy, the tenders are sleeping in to prepare for de big party to sailabrate Beanie's one year. I am expecting de bus to pick me up any minute. I won't miss dat partay! I am going to help them pack de bus and make sure dere is enuff likker for all of wese goils. Yippee, a partay!!
Scuby, I could use a good breakfast beer. Hold de pepper.
I have got to get in the shower and get ready to partay. I may need to take the ufo home, I have a double PT appointment dis evening. So tired of appointments. The count down has begun for de Dork's new boobie, just six days and I will have this rock hard TE outta me chest. I can't wait to get this done, so tired of being cut. Will be needing lots of prayers for successful healing. Please pray that I am not making a mistake in having revisions done to lefty. She is not a happy boobie right now.
CheerZ!
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Lori,pssst, it's me, Stella. Shhh, don't tail but I have broken away from de institusion. Dere is even a national Stella alert out dere. Can I hides at de Shady Lady so dey can't find mese? I pwomise to be nice, all I needs is a dwink. A swrong dwink. I miss you goils. DorK sucks dough, for making me go to reform school. Dere is no likker dere. How could she do dis to me????? wahhhhhhh!!!
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OMG Lori that was soooo funny I am still ROFLMAO!!! WIll send that link to my DH and my dad too. Loved the last kids comment! Just lost my long post, but your link has kept me laffing. Love your dalmation dwink (I have had 2 purebred dalmations and they were BEAUTIFUL and so sweet), but I keep searching for all our lost pepper mills. The Jimmy Buffet Margarita song keeps running thru my feeble bwain, but the words changed to "searching for my lost shaker of pepper (or pepper mill)"...LOL.
Stella, OF COURSE Lori will let you stay at the Shady Lady...she is a verrry nice loungette!
DorK, Countdown to your surgery date. BUT yes, I am catching the UFO too, to be at Beanie's partay! Might be a delay, as the girlz already on the UFO wanted to stay here for awhile and enjoy this nice warm weather we are having at my house right now. PLUS I did get back into bed and so got up late.....will be there in time for the partay though, no worries there!
Beans, So happy for you!!! Congrats!!!
Bernie, Loved your yoke!!! SO funny. ALso thought it was a perfect yoke for today, which is "Hump Day"! LOL.
Loading up with a tray of dalmation dwinks, taking it to a lounge chair by the pool And you all can splash me if ya want to, as it is so nice and WARM here!!!
Oh I know I had written more, but can't member....hate to lose posts!!! AaAaRrRrGgGg!!!!
Chug-A-Lug,
Slot Whisperer
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Hi gals! Glad Stella broke out, DorK, you are so mean...
Bernie, funny as always!
Quick hi! Allison, hope you are healing and resting! NM, same for you!
BOTD is De Koninck, strong Belgian Ale from Antwerp. 12.8% alcohol, giddy up!
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Hello gals, I just dwank seven De Konickck Hic! Me is so dwunk. I am here at de Slot Whisperer house and wese having lots of fun. Oh, it is me, Stella. De Goldie put me in de UFO and send me here to AL to have some sun n fun. Dat place where I was at was like a jail. No sun, no sun and no likker. OMG! Let me tail you a story. My alter ego, da Dork, has been mean to me yes, but I still love her and forgive her for sending me away.
I will tell you newer goils de story of how Stella came to be. Ya see, Dork never wanted to talk about certain tings here, mainly work. She ascared that her coworkers are finding her here so when she does certain things, like calling in sick shewhen is home dwinking, she came up wif her "friend" Stella. You know that old story that goes " I have a friend who called out of word today saying she is sick......"? Well I am dat friend. But seems she did not knows I was a real lady and went through BC too. She taught I was being obsnosious but you ladies says I am fine. Tank you for making her understand dat cuz I just found out that she is coming to bring me home tonight. Yippee. I will dwink to dat.
Oh and foygot to say, Lori, your Mom is funny. I hope you tailed her de truth. I know you can't borrow oxygen from de airplace. She is a too cute. I wish I could have stayed longer butt tanks for sending me off to where it is warm. I am now at the home of Wahine. We was talking about her many names.... Slot Whisperer Katrinka Raquelle RisQue wHISKEy RaQeulle Raquelle LeaTHeR WaHINEY de Mahiney Machiney KATHY.She is going to let me board de UFO wif her to go to da Beanie one Year week lonG SailABRAtion. DorK will be dere, so please be sure to tail her not to me mad. Ya see, you ladies are on my side and mese is so tankful.
Tank you for hearing me and tank you more for your support and de dwinks. I learned me lesson.
yippeee!!
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Beanie One Year Post Chemo ParTAy.
Congratulations Beanious. I remember last year when wese was widdle and you got all dones de chemo .I remember so well de pain it was for you. Happy No Mo CheMO for YO. Wese all sailabrating with you. I hope dat is alright. Be dere or be square. Yippee!!!!
I like de UFO but not sure about the green guy. Whatcha goils tink?
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That is hilarious! I am fighting BC now.....just finished chemo...mastectomy and radiation to follow. I have always had healthy habits....with the exception for my love of white wine. So I thought, I'll just switch to red...it has anti-oxidents! But now "they" are saying not to drink ANY alcohol. What to do?
Strang Warrior
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GOLDIE-You're a genius! It worked! I'm sending you the biggest strawberry daiquiri and the biggest tub of pepper! A girl can never have enough pepper;)
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Yay, Unde', love your new avatar photo.
I am off for PT. One hour for arm, then next hour for legs. Oh joy. A good night to give my new flask a test run.
CheerZ!
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Strang Warrior...Simple solution, dwink here wid us dwunks in the Hot Tatties Lounge, HTL for short, with our hunky bartenders, I mean "Tattie Tenders", Pants, Jock, Hunk, and our newest addition "Mr. Big" (yup, da real Chris Noth is in da house)! You can cyber drink and get no ill-effects, no hangovers, no calories, etc. OR you can really drink, up to you. Sit down and stay awhile!
Dork, and Stella, Now I can't figger out which one of youze has the funniest posts! Many tanx for spending some time wid me here Stella.....wasn't the sun jest wunnerful.
I agree, Undie, that is one cutie patootie avatar!!!
DorK, Fantabulous invites to da Beansies partay!!! Yay!!!! Me tinks me saw a widdle pepper gwinder in da UFO......*ka-choo*! *ahhhhh*......... LOL
Pau Hana time...Oh jest wealized meesie foigots to look up da woids dat Bernie told me ta look up......now it will haveta wait till I gets a wee bit dwunk!!!
Cheer Dears! Small (unscoped) Rears! Lots and Lotsa Beers!
Katrinka da Drinka
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Looks like I made a major faux pas and was the FIRST to arrive at the partay tonight! But Santa showed up soon afterwards and is putting on a show!!! HE has done this show before at other venues, so you may have already seen it. Be sure to put your name (or screen name) in when it asks for your name......ohh lah lah.....lets get this party started!!!
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Stella, we are so glad to have you back and we love you and our DorK. DorK, hope that flask works well for you. I saw a name you foygot for da wahiney, Wawa. I also like your UFO, Allison should print it off to put on the map, until she can find a real one.
Ha ha Rebel, not so sure about the genius part, but you certainly are welcome. Is that baby, you? ...and thank you for that HUGE dakury........YUM! oh, and the AAAAH CHOOOO, pepper *~~*SHUDDER*~~*
Oh no, anudder one? Katrinka da Drinka............I love it!
Lisa, that is some strong alcohol content.......shebang!
Hello Warrior, and welcome.
Time for PauHanna here, been sitting at this puter for almost 12 hours! So I will see all of you loverly ladies at DeBeans!
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YAY, Lori is here to dwink wid me!!! Ya know, we can gossip about da others till they show up... *whisper, whisper, whisper*...lol. Whatcha dwinking? Gotta get you away from that puter for awhile! Pau Hana!!!!! OK, heres a funny a cuz just sent me.....
Christmas Foursome Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it. Number 2 guy say My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf" and she said "Take a sweater".
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Loved the show Katrinka, thank you so much. I knew Santa loved me!
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