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  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    It mese, Stella. Oh mese was so bad. I tail ya later cuz de dorK is hearing mese. aye yay yay, it looks to me dat mese and de undes' and de Memasuestoyer as been hitting menny bottles cuz me taught Jose' was for mese.

    Oh tank ewe for sayings nice tings about me grand doggie and mese DD. She bese at home and she was cold. No sure why but wese, mese and de DorK almost burnt out house downs to de gwound, uhhh ohhh. Mese had a new space heater from de targe't store and de plug wuz shmoking and toyed de black. Oh mese, oh mise. Me has to have Pants hailp mese and de Dork get de heater outside cuz it still schmoking. were is dat fireman hunk wen wese needs hims?? oh mese!! 

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited January 2012

    DorK, you sure have a BEEUTIFUL DD! She is gawgeous, and your g'dog furbaby is so precious too. Thanks for being sober long enuf to post that pic for us...lol. You girls party hearty....I been woiking....

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

    Yeaaaa...STELLAAAAAAAA...git back here...yep u rite Undy---Stalla, i mean Stella, too dwunk.  me 2 me tinks.   nope...i kin do 1 more ..ya wit me gurls?

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited January 2012

    YIKES DorK, ya know we would've sent the firemen over WITHOUT you and Stell twying to burn de house down. SCARY!!! I hear de sirens, de firemen are on dere way....you behave now!!!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    woiking Wahiney, no ken duuuue dat here in de lounge, wese make yews dwunk, okey? Wese let yose have de Flash to hailp ewe with de woik. okey? oh mese, okey, twist mese arm, wese both habs anudder~hiccpuc

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

    sum1 call fer a furman...er firmsan...er fire putter outter?

    Warren Fire Calendar 001

    all good now...u n Dork kin r'lax now....Jose n I habin nudder sip-wip 

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    oh mese, I tank ewe wahiney da dwinker de raquelle and de ledder and de rock fer gettings mese firemans. wese note tail dem de fire is out. mese habs no more space heaters dough. dese be danjarous to wese. stella no likey de smoke, she scarret. i tells her it 'll right. yose tail her two dat okey.

    boys, one more roundsie fir ebberyone, okey? 

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

    WaWa...wa u mean 'oldest'...u not...but u is d wisest...fer sure bout dat.

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    oh, tank ewe memasuesteroonie. me gib out de hugs for all de goils and mese habs one for dis fireman, oh baby <insoyt cat wissel hears> brb.

    stella - "hey babe ya mawwied" ?

    fireman - "me no no....hailP mese"!

    Stella, don't do it. She chasing him and tailing him about de sign dat sez take off yese fire hailmet and put on dese bathing suit. okey, keep de hailmet on. ken I get a second on de loshen? oh mese means moshen. 

    Dork say "no Stella, Pants take to to bed den he hailp de wahine in de attic - winky winky do da!!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    shirley wawa ain't de oldest in de lounge. mese know who is and she a witch. ohhhhhh, mese said what? sez de stella, "wuddn't mese"!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    oh  antoney,tanks fer coming. wese has too firemen. or dat thirsty me means thursdey todey?

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

    I 2nd the lotion n motion...uh huh...yeppers....Stella u keep yous hans to youself...me n Dork got dis one unner de blanky i mean unner contwol....mmm...

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

    oooo my my my my my...mmm mmmm mmmm...I dwink to antoney n e day!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    meMa, yoze sew funnies, mese had an axardent. uhh oh. mese has to get stella sum ting dwy, she did an axardent.

    Hunk, gets de htl mop out, ewww, bad stellie. welly. nelly. hehehe. 

    PS Wese tink wese all berry berrry dwunk. were is Jose'?

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

    O...i jes hab too much fun tonite...gonna have antoney pour me ta bed...tanks goils fer all d whoop whoops...til tamary!  seep tite ya'll!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    mese has be fun too. Jose', kindly carry wese to bed two. ken sumone tail me about de hair of de dog? mese tinks mese needs to know dis for de aye em. goodnight me bwesties, nice partaying with all yese goils. wese gots hug for all de goils.

    Stella, don't foyget to say ewe pwayers. 

    okey.

    Good nite Johnboy, good nighty Mema. Good nighty papa. and to de ho, go to bed. 

    whoe deky. ewe!  JOhnboy in, he geeeeeelet him in agen?? Me tinks it was uhh. lette tink..mugs and hugszzzzzzzz.......................

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,104
    edited January 2012

    'k, NM has hwad dwust de wight dummer of ninks, uh, digh wummer of ninks, uh, is finally dwunk 'nuff to twy to sweep.  Gonna bo to ged and cwy on Sadie's wur for a file, den sweep mate in de lornin.  Feen bun uppin keep wid all la doungettes tonite!!

  • karen1956
    karen1956 Posts: 4,678
    edited January 2012

    My hip or somewhere in that area is killing me tonight....not sure what I did....I won't start worrying unless it lasts....took 4 ibuprofen....

    Denver got to 70 today.....but will be in the 40's by Saturday....only in the Colorado rockies does this happen....

    Just skimmed the posts as the "dwunk" speech is hard for me to read....but sounds like everyone is doing well.....

    tomorrow morning is cooking morning.....got all my grocery shopping done....Shabbat dinner is just DH, DD and me, so need to be sure to not make too much.....have chicken thighs and chicken wings in the freezer that I'll take out to cook....don't know if I'll bake them or put them on the gas grill....not sure what else I want to make...thinking more knishes......DH says we have lots of rum cake left in the fridge from last week.....I need to bake for some friends who just had a baby...they are having a special shabbat open house tomorrow night....then I'm making dinner for them for Monday.....

    Well...thats all for now...Sweet dreams......

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited January 2012
    A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
    The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
    The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
    The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
    "Thanks mister", says the little boy.
    The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
    The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited January 2012

    good morning bernie,     dorothy your family are beautiful, nm sorry about the waisted time, where i work ,they want the nightshift to go to thing but then schedule them mid day 

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,104
    edited January 2012

    Good YAWN morning, Loungettes! Slept it a bit this morning, maybe because it was after midnight when I went to bed? Still dragging a bit, but got the first cup of coffee going and should wake up more soon.

    Karen-dwunk speech is a bit hard to decipher sometimes, isn't it? I bet the Shabbat open house to greet the little one will be a lot of fun. So nice of you to make a meal for them!

    Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. (Shaking my head and LOL)

    Juliet-I remember working in the hospital on the night shift and having to go in for meetings in the middle of the day. Quite the pain in the anatomy, and frankly, I never remembered much of anything about those meetings. I'd wait until the minutes where posted, read them and then figure out what was going on.

    I have decided that when I go in for a meeting that has been cancelled or rescheduled I'm going to claim the scheduled time AND the travel and mileage to and from the office. I don't see that as being any different from a doctor's office charging for a visit if you don't give 24 hours notice if you can't make it. If the powers that be decide that I need to check my work computer for e-mails and schedule changes, or check my work phone for messages every day the I'm going to put in for 2 hours of pay every day. That will put me into overtime just about every week, and I bet that will get attention AND it will create a record that I am making an effort to got to every staff meeting. If this was a once in a while thing I'd blow it off, but it's a regular occurrence, at least monthly and I'm sick of it.

    OK, gonna get off the rant and rave thing now and go for a swim. I'm going to swim all the way to the swim up bar and check out MR. Big, and then order a big drink, who's joining me?

    Princess Glitter Sizzle says today's DOTD is The Meeting Buster
    2 oz Southern Comfort
    2 oz Bacardi Razz Rum
    2 oz Vodka
    2 oz Spiced Rum
    4 oz Orange Juice

    Directions
    Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, pour into an old-fashioned or highball glass, and serve.

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited January 2012

    WTH? 2 pages to catch up on......HOLY THE COW!

     

    I remember, back in the day, when it would take a couple days just to fill 1 page!

    Kathy and Kymn............too funny about the Bootie call. I got one of them yesterday. LOL, my daughter called from V.I., I call her Bootie!

    Shannon, you are SOOOO right, about men when they are sick. Oh my, the DRAMA!

    NM, wishing you a good day today luv. But I did laugh at your tennis ball size lump!

    LOL DorK at our sha-rinking Mr. Big!

    Oh gosh, you girls are cracking me up with Stella tripping Pants, and Shannon with  the scissors, OH MY!

    Love the photo DorK, of course I have seen it, but both of your girls are beauties! Good job.

    Mema, looks like you were in fine form yesterday, yeeehaaaaa! I was woiking!

    Ok, I am outta here, but now know why there were 2 pages to catch up on, you goils were have a hail of a time. GOOD FER YOU! Grabbing me some Meeting Busters, and heading for the shower. Then back for more Meeting Busters and heading to town. Hope you goils aren't sufferning this aye em.

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited January 2012

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    Oh my...what a nite!

    NM - glad u feelin OK dis morn.  Think I'll join ya, like Goldie sez, fer some 'hair of de dog' at the beautiful swim up bar w/dat GEEEE-or-GEEE-us Mr. Big.  Hmm, that kinda sounds like orgy don't it.  WTH...I'm OK w/dat 2.  teehee.  Then I'm off fer my 3 mile walk n then home fer a nudder 'Meeting Buster', then to the doggie park w/Baxter, then back for more 'buster', then off to casino to ck out FB bets for the playoffs, then back for Fry-Dey ParTay n lots n lots more 'busters'!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited January 2012

    WOW, you girlz had sum dwunken partay last night!! Sounded like tons o fun and tons of dwink and hope there are not tons o hangovers this ayem. Not sure all that was cyber dwinking, hence the possible headaches..... I love it when the lounge is a hoppin all night long....awesome.

    Love your "Holy the Cow" picture Lowwi.....who came up wid dat saying? Wuz it you? You are the Unofficial Archivest (sp?).....as you member sooooo many tedails. Funny about YOUR "bootie call"....lol. BTW how are they doing there? I think they really love living there, right? Sounds like you and DH should visit them....free lodging...yippee!!

    Funny yoke, Bernie! And Karen, hope your hip is not painful today. My back is killing me, but thats cuz I overdid it in the attic (have to bend to get in/out and I was carrying heavy bins, etc). My DH was surprised this ayem that the squirrels took OFF the roof of the main bird feeder...well...duh....it is supposed to have a dowel in it which HE lost some time ago! He was surprised when I said "just measure it and we can get another one"....men....sometimes they just worry about the problem and not the solution! LOL.

    Yes, I will join you NM, at the swim up pool Still gazing at Mr. Bigs bigness. Gonna indulge in some "meeting busters" in honor of all you galz who still have to do to meetings. ChEARS! CHAIRS! TABLES! BARMEN!!!

    And.....hugssssssss,

    Kathy

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited January 2012

    Hi goils,

    Happy fried-dey. Just read from where i left off last night, gosh mese was dwunk. 

    Karen, hope you feel better.

    NM, hugs to you. Please don't cry, have some busters and dat shirley make you feel better. 

    Well I have to get moving quickly, I have an onc appointment at 1pm (Scuby, I go to Fox Chase so it is not in your hood). 

    Hello to all of you goils. I see you later. Tanks NM for de dwinks. Slurp. 

    Dork OUT!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited January 2012

    Anyone still getting FRIED todey? I will try to play ketchup latah, but not sure if I can ketchup with you heavy dwinkers...LOL. Anyway, wanted to let you know yesterday my dad said the bleeding had stopped....he hasn't answered my query on how he is doing today. BUT I saw some tiger (blk/brownish-gold) print arm chairs similar to a pair my mom loves that she had shipped over to Hawaii when she remarried my dad. I had told her awhile ago they would look good here. SO asked her if she wanted a pair for the sunroom, since I knew she wanted to ship them back, but hasn't done it yet. And she did want me to order them. Times like this, I know she is thinking clearly!

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited January 2012

    I so sad, my girl Sheba (german shepherd) had to go to sleep, she was so sick.

  • karen1956
    karen1956 Posts: 4,678
    edited January 2012

    Bernie....I'm so sorry to hear about your Sheba....I know how hard it is to loose a 4 legged child.  I hope your memories will bring you peace.

    Moving slow today.....been cooking since fairly early this morning and still not done....need to pick up DD in an hour....hope to be done by then.....and need to wipe the bathrooms down as well as the kitchen....DH just did all the floors.....So wishing everyone a good week-end...Karen

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited January 2012

    Oh Bernie, that is so sad. My heart goes out to you. So sorry to hear that. Hugs for you and your DH...(((Bernie & DH))).

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited January 2012

    sorry bernie to hear about sheba