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Hi girlz, Count me in too. Ohhhhh Cop Porn....yippee! I am dwinking some champagne with peach schnapps.....gotta finish off the New Years bubbly since my DH only had 1/2 a glass. Nice to see you Allison and Dorothy!!! Love the jokes Bernie!!!
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yeah, Ally's in de lounge! I hope I am not too late.
Karen, how are things with you and yours DH? Hoping all is well. If it helps, you can blame Stella for whatever it was den be off de hook. Hoping your parents are doing alright.
Katrinka, where is you? Me has six dwinks for ya, jest how you like dem.
Lowwi, mese saw you in de lounge dis morning, but you did not see me, I was hiding cuz mese was in my pj's still. I am dwessed now and ready to parTAY.
I hope to see our cute lil Spinner in de lounge for our foyst Monkey Dey Sock monkEY party. Ebery one is coming, me tinks. Even a new goil dat Katrinka de Dwinka found, her name is Mary, me tinks. Oye vey!
Where is de Beanie on did sock monKEY ebeninng? I hope she is on de ufo landing strip waiting for her ride!! Yippee, Pants dwinks for all de goils.
Mese has to tail Mary that she could not join us, she was on anudder thread talking about exercise and healthy cooking so we voted not to let her back. But me tinks west be nice and tail her dat she can come and dwink if she leaves her work-outs and healthy recipes at home. Wese eat grease here in the HTL and dere are no caleries or fat. Ya see, some goils tried to bwing a gym to de lounge but it was quicly removed by our HTL security team, ie Pants and Hunk. Only partying is allowed in de lounge. okay, wese allow emotional support too but only because wese a part of de BCO umbrella of caring for one another so yes, wese allowd to vent. Ya see, Junie wrote de rule book and dis is how she wanted it. I dwink to dat!! Barmen!!
Bernie, loved the one liners, have read twice and ready to go for another round. I send the joke about the three daughters off to my Dad and he loved it. Thanks again for taking the time to keep me laughing. You are right, laughter is good stuff. It is up there on my list of goodies, just below likker!
Kymn, was so nice to see you, I am glad for your sake that the holidays are over. Happy almost cancerversary. I remember your date as 01/10 is my ex DH birthday. I am wishing you the best for 2012. How are things with FAH? I hope you are able to get him out of your head and find anudder hottie to replace him when things calm down. Would love to see updated hair pics too!!!
I have been bad with commenting on mi' goils. I blame Stella, she requires too much attention from me. Ha, we can blame her for everyting. mese has to go feed her and give her a few uglies. hehe.
Cheers!
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Brandy n me coffee...i b here. feel soo mucha better too. DH sufferin like I was wif d cold. Tanks fer all the prayers for my DD. She pulled thru the weekend, no fever, no pain, no ER. Yippee!
WaWa, Dork, Alli....lets get el blotTOE. wever...no bubbly....put keep the peach snappy a poorin...I b lappin that up fer shur.
Bernie - love the likker jokes....I gotta print sum of em cuz I jes can't member....is it da booze...yea, u already sed dats the reason we 4git.
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n yea....no sports equip in HTL...Dorkster is correctamundo...oops...need more brandy...wheres d tender? BRB, see if I kin find me snapps to go wif me brandy!
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YAY Sue, I am so glad your DD made it thru the weekend!! I kept wanting to ask you, as you mentioned getting an update on Sunday....and I have been on pins and needles (ouch!). Hope she keeps doing really, really, well!
Ohhhh de Sock MonKey Dey Partay is rolling......getting to a good start. Yeah, Dorkie dat Mary just wudn't fit in wid us lazy-ass dwunks! LOL. Tanks for getting me all dose dwinks, you is a sweetie-pie. Not Stella....she is a meanie-pie.
Suck 'em Up!!!!
Katrinka
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Yea WaWa - she didn't respond to my text on Sunday, then I text her DH, den I text to both 'warning warning, will call direct to house...haha, they bot work nites so don't like house calls, that got me a response from her DH. DD n I didn't connect til today....so all good...found some snapps, not peachy, put minty...all good...bottoms up!
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Dork....no fat or calories right?...k cuz I gotta go make DH his dinner n it's greasy cheese burgers n fries....tut tut tut, since me b in the HTL, I can oink on 1 n not gain a pound...dis is weelly gr8. back n a few!
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Bottoms up! About to start watching the Bachelor!! Love my trash TV!!! Kathy, got yahoo messenger on my iPad now! Woo hoo!! Look out Biatchesssss!! Game on!
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Yay, wese got de Allison and de Sue and also de Wahine Katrinka de dwinka in de lounge, yippEE.
Suester, oh yes, de more fat de merrier de meal. No pounds eidder, dis is de gwate part of being here. Gweasy boyger and flies is de best, mese like it dripping with de grease. De dwinks are oh so yummy, me likes two at a time but will wait until de tomorree when it turns to twos-dey. Me tinks it should be fwied-ddehy eberday but two-dey is third and last on mese list of deys. Confused? Mese too!!
Ally, "look out biotches" hehe, you is fiesty, we tink you is funny.wHat time due you has to work in de tomorroee dat is twos-dey? Me asks Pants to have your dwink Mary in de lounge and weaddy for you jest on time.
Katrinka, wese be happy to have Mary but no real estate agents, ickkkk! Mese has preustice agAINst dem cuz sew many not is nice like you gals. Ya see, de olny Mary that is alloud in de lounge is de blooooody one for de aye ems here. Mese gotcha anudder dwink, just like you likes! Yay for de Seagrams and fwesH diet soda. de soda is stood guff, no ones can say it bad for wese could dey could weally be lieing, ya tink?
Wail, mese gonna see what dis bachelorette chickee is up twos sew mese be back just maybe.
CheerS! Get does titties up!!!
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Hiya Goylies! Quick check-in to say hiya and dat I got a slew of woyk in over da weeken so beeen woykin my oily goily butt off...will be back for more fun soooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!
Happy New Year Ebberybodies!!
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While it is still Monkey Day, I will add my photos...
I got these for Christmas...too bad Huskers played so poorly in the bowl game today!
My sister got me the hat...I think I will wear it for recess duty (I supervise 2nd graders!)
This should be a link to a very short video, but not sure it transferred. Can anyone see it?
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Awww Kristy what a cute hat! And is that you wearing it? You look so purdy! Love the other sock monkey pic too...you sound like our HunkyD, as she collects lotz of sock monkeys. No, the last thing did not show up (at least not for me).
Tanks for all de dwinks DorK! Allison and I watched the Bachelor together. SO much drama already!!!! Fun commenting back and forth though.
Gotta ketchup on 2 more shows......but tanks to Dork, I have all my dwinks in a row (sorta like all my ducks in a row, but mo bettah).
Katrinka de Dwinka......over and out....
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Kristy - u look too cute in that hat...lol. the video did not post...sniff sniff. mayb u try agin?
Beans - ya gotta quit wif the woik stuff. Makin me wanna nudder dwink..o, already got a nudder...oh well...bottoms up!
Ally - soo jelly-us. I don't haf none of dat hi tec stuff. wish I did, den I cud keep up wif all the goils. Enjoy u trash on the teli!
Gotta git up early, drive to Vegas, see my surgeon. Mite spend nite at DS house...dunno if we takin lap top yet...but if we do...I'll b joining u goils in the HTL for twos-dey...that right Dork? yep, I'm confused! But dat nuttin new in my world.
Til tamary....ya all have fun now ya hear?!?!
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Will try to repost video, if someone can instruct me. I tried to do it the same as a picture? but no such luck. Yes, that is me with a zooland creature/wild animal on my head.
Sock monkeys started at our house last year when I got all the kids (mine plus niece/nephew) sock monkey pajamas for Christmas and they loved them. Did it this year too. Kinda fun to see them all in kiddy pj''s! Wasn't sure what they'd think but it was a hit. Now a tradition has been born.
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http://s1182.photobucket.com/albums/x444/huskerkkc/?action=view¤t=SockMonkey.mp4How about this? Does this link work?
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Tank u Ms DorK Fo de Mornin Mary, gonna rename her lazy Sally as I don't hafta be in work til. Noon, lol. Planning on takin lil girl to skool, but lookin like we might have us a snowstorm a brewin in the ol KY! Had a good ol time trashin the bachelor sleuts with Kathy on yahoo, lol. Will catch up on de thread later, nite John mole geek boy, night Mary ho Ellen, nite carol Anne, an whomeber else be lisnin
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Tried it Husker, asked for a password. Damn puters!!
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Hi girls,what have I missed??? Looks like a lot.I had to post this from facebook. A friend posted it actually and it sums up the way i'm feeling after bc. CHEERS!
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Shannon, luv it, too perfect! Cheers all!
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!0 -
Hey Kymn! You said it best "I made it though". Good for you, keep on rockin. But don't stay away so long, we miss that pretty face of yours.
Mema, that is great news to hear about your DD. I hope she continues to do well.
Husker, where is your video. Is it just on your computer, or do you have it on something like You Tube?
Wawa, I agree, Dorkster is a sweetie pie.
Whoa, wus dat Beans and Scuby I saw fly through here?
Oooooh, look at our purdy Husker with her sock monkey hat, that is ADORABLE!
Love your picture Rebel, preety much sums it up for most of us, I would think!
I am late for work, good thing I am de BOSS lady. Sleep, or lack of, hit me this morning between about midnight and 4 am! Will need lots of TWOsies today!
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good morning, will try not to stay away from you girls sorry I just have no motivation to talk about all my shit anymore....it drives me crazy cant imagine what it does to others. I am still moving forward seeing a shrink, spending time with friends, loving my kids you know all the normal stuff. Just so damn lonley. Def not ready to add a new guy in the mix though God poor guy wouldnt know what hit him with all my baggage. Anyhow I better send this cause even as I type I am thinking of deleting it cause really its just more complaing and I HATE IT....I soooo want to be me again
Hugs Kymn
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Husker - Oh I just love the sock monkey and the pic of you with the sock monkey hat is soooooo cute!! Thanks for posting!! I love the sock-monkey-mania!!
Mema - Sure hope your twip to da surgeon goes well today. Keep us posted on wassup and have a safe twip.
Underdacover - LOL at the poster!!! I love it!!!
Bernie - what a cute joke!!! Priceless!!
Goldie - I had to fly past fast and still must just pop in and out due to I still gotta pile of work to do. Yuck! But I'm always up for a dwink and love to know what's going on with my loungettes. Hope you have a good day at work too!!
Kymn - good to see ya pop in...sorry things seem so difficult still but hang in there! Can you meet up for a dwink by the pool today? We can chat in the lounge chairs and get a nice suntan in the warm sunshine!!
DorK, Scuby, Mrs V, Katrinka da Dwinka - hope to catch up wif you goylies at happy hour Twosday
TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY Cocktail Recipe
Ingredients1/3 jigger port
1/3 jigger brandy
1/3 jigger apricot brandy
1 egg yolk
1 teaspoon sugar
Lemon twist
Cinnamon
How to mix this cocktail
Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add lemon twist and sprinkle with cinnamon. Knock it back. Try to say Tongue Twister Tuesday 10 times. Have anudda dwink. Then repeat until you get it right.
Best served while playing Twoseday Twister...
Cheers!!!
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Kymm, when i'm peeeed off i go and chop wood - thinking of peoples heads
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Oh shoot Kymn, you poor sweet dear. Please don't feel like you are dragging us down! We are here for you, and you can come here, and we DON'T need to discuss FAH. Please don't feel like you are complaining, you are human and your feelings are real, and it F'ing hurts, we understand, WE ARE WOMEN! You can come and drink and just have some fun with us, and if you want to vent, then do so, when YOU are ready. And none of us shall ask about that particular situation............how does that sound?
Beanzie, I wuv your Tongue Twister Tuedsay Dwink wif lots of jiggers! But I'm having a hard time with the twister, both of them. Now I have to dwink moe of dem......as you would say YIPPPPPEEEEE!
Berning, good advice on choppin da wood!
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Beanie!! Yay, tank you for de dwinky, mese was waiting for somebody to bwing me sumting to dwink, yay. I see you at happy hour time, yes???
Kymn, you poor dear, here is a hug for you dahling. I concur with what Lori said, please come in and let us help you feel better. I miss having you next to me on our twin pink leopard bar stools. I will go into de HTC and sez some prayers for you my dear lil sister. Please come back and do say anyting you want. We will do all we can to show you what love is. I have two hugs for you on dis Twos-dey and two rye and diets for ya too. Just come in and portend you are having fun. Mese says, fake it til you feel it, sister. And you will.
You are a very resilient lady. yes, life has given you a few slaps in the face, and dis we know, but wese will do all we can to make you smile if you give us a chance. Deal?? just keep putting one foot in front of the other and going onward and upward, if we see you about to fall, we can have Mr. Big, our most compassionate tender, pick you up and carry you to your stool. And lemme tail you, you have not changed, it is the world around you that has changed and you WILL adapt. You have been given the gift of LIFE and have done a great job kicking BC to the curb. You made that choice to fight like a goil. Hang with us, darling, you will get alot of love from us. As Lori said, we ARE woman and we ARE strong, that includes YOU. So I will stop my rant but this I promise - I will ask about you eberydey and will be sitting on your pink leopard bar stool and keeping it warm for when you come in de door. I love you and miss you a lot around here. Come on in and complain away. Have you met Stella? She has lots of hugs for you too.And if you smile, she will smile right back atcha. Now come in to the HTL, de place where de sun is always shining and eberybody is working on finding happy. You will find it, I promise you this, just try. Mwah!! Smile for us and don't ever stop! xoxox Dork
Peace and Love to you sister!! Barmen!!
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Hi goils, it is us again, Dorky and Stella,
Kristy, I forgot to say how purdy you look in your sock monekey hat. I now remember the story of you giving eberybody jammies for Christmas last year, how cute that it is a new tradition for you.
Karen, are you alright, dear? I hope it is your bwoken PC keeping you away, miss you.
Chrissy B, tinking of you and remembering when you and I were little and we dwank together, I miss that!
Lori, ask your boss if you can take a break, I am sure she will say yes cuz your boss is awesome.
Ally, hope you are having a great day back at work. Do fill us in on de DDBYWF and let us know if she said anyting to you about de lock. hehehe, loving your MO woman, wowza!!
Wahine, are you alright, did you run off with The Bachelor? Have not seen you around on dis twos-dey. I made DH turn on the show last night so I had someting to talk about but can't remember de names of de goils. It was fun picking on dem as dey looked all desparate. I laugheed at de ones with no roses hehehe!!
Bernie, what a sweet joke you posted. Dat was a 'feel good" chuckle and quite a surplise ending. Whatcha dwinking?? Pants, filler up.
Scuby doo, I betcha are getting excited - this time next week you will have your new boobies, I will drink to that! I think I am more excited for you than you are!
Unde', cute pic you posted. Hope to see you tonight for Pau Hana!!
Well I must go and find something to eat so I can start dwinking. My Mommy taught me to never dwink on an empty stomach. Well okey, she did not teach me that, me learned through experience. Mese starting Pau Hana early todey cuz me is berry berry thirsty on dis twos-dey.
I got an idea. If de Kymn sez okay, we can load de bus and de UFO and have a road trip to give our Kymn lots of hugs and to deliever some smiles?? Eberybody is invited. Mese going to Alberta, yippeee!!
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Good morning, Loungettes! It is just barely morning still, will be afternoon by the time I get this posted. I wasn't scheduled to work yesterday, but got a call out at 5 am and it took until after 9 to get all the details taken care of. But, today is a lovely sunny, if cold, day, Sadie and I have just gotten back from a nice long walk, Sadie is basking in a sunny spot and I'm catching up on here.
MemaSue-I am also praying for your DD, to go through all that and still have to deal with problems is just not fair.
Karen-I'm not crazy about my work laptop's small screen and small keyboard, either. I can adjust, but I make more typos using that thing-I need smaller fingers! Or this gizmo:
Beanie-thanks for the good wishes, the weekend was busy but not crazy, about the best I could hope for during a 3 day holiday weekend.
YIKEES! I just noticed I am 6 pages behind! Gotta resort to going to the next to last page and picking up there. Busy weekend in the lounge!
Snowman farts? Really, Bernie! Too funny!
Beanie, baby oil and advice all in one sentence-I MUST go back and find out what that is all about!
The Best of 45 Uses for Baby Oil
`If you put a few drops in your ears, you can remove wax-build up without prodding your ear canal. `Warm it up if you've got really waxy, plugged up ears.
`Use on cracked or dry heals and put socks on to hold in the moisture.
`Use a small amount to bring out the sheen in your wooden furniture.
`Massage a little on your cuticles before your manicure or pedicure.
`Babyoil makes a good personal lubricant (but can damage profylactics).
`Great lubricant for noisy door hinges!
`Peel off bandages: Avoid involuntary hair removal-and extra agony-by rubbing baby oil over and around the sticky parts of an adhesive bandage before pulling it off.
`I try to take a 30 minute walk every day. Since it has been extremely cold, I rub baby oil into my skin before I go out into the cold. The baby oil helps to insulate my body and keep me warm as I get my daily exercise.
`Baby oil keeps my leather bags and shoes supple. Just rub generously into leather with a soft polishing cloth. It also keeps my leather goods waterproof.
`Get scratches off dashboard plastic. You can disguise scratches on the plastic lens covering the odometer and other indicators on your car's dashboard by rubbing over them with a bit of baby oil.Claire-so glad you had a special New Year's celebration. It is a wonderful thing to have a good time with special people.
Sue-how old is your stepson? Is he taken? Giggle, giggle
I haven't been called "Babe" in a long time; I think I like it! Thanks Bernie! And that is one great friend to fly to you just so you wouldn't be alone.
Wahine-I'm with you, both with the toast *ka chink* and the wall sized calendar!
Karen-today is my putter around the house day. I find I actually look forward to these days, and I really am not a fan of housework!
DorK-don't tell anyone, but I got one of the tenders to call in a guy with an air compressor and finished blowing up the chapel for you, shhhhhh
Likker makes me lean?? I'll go for that! I've got a bottle of something special in pantry, don't remember what it is but I think today is a good day to open sumpthin special!
Spinner-you are so right about some of us taking the doc's instructions and saying "yeah, right." What is the point of having my life "saved" from bc if I can't enjoy that life? Not gonna spend it worrying that every little thing I do is adding to the risk of recurrence. Not worth the trouble. The beast has left me with enough reminders and permanent changes in my life, I am NOT going to give it any more. So there. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Undy-Great pic! Some days I feel just like that!
Kymn-can understand not wanting to talk about the $hit anymore. So come here and talk about dwinkies, twinkies, and bilnkies!
Love the Twonge Twoster Tweesay drink!
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A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
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awww, NM is back, I missed ya!
NM, tanks for the dose of humor, I decided to post a joke in Bernie's honor. I ain't competing though, just thought it was appropriate for the lounge. Tanks so much for getting help with re-inlfating our chapel. We MUST keep Stella away from there. I will not believe her the next time she sez she is going in to pray. Me tinks the only thing she prays for is not to get caught doing naughty tings such as opening the air valve IN de chapel. Mese so tankful for your help. Welcome back!
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This should be a link to a very short video, but not sure it transferred. Can anyone see it? 
