how about drinking?

Haha...Dorty...sry ..you slipped right on through my arms and hit da floor....thank God you have pants there to pick your silly a$$ up offa da floor. 

I been foobie soaking all night and Im hoping sleep will come easier tonight and stay that way...I forgots I needs to get up to check DS2 in for his flight Fried dey....he doesnt know what the hail hes doing and im a professional...lol...leave the hard stuff to the professionals.hiccup...

Oh no, Dotty, "de big off is coming"....LOL....! Oh youse muchliest funniest when youse be dwinkin! And a horn on the UFO...priceless. Hope your toof got gixed up. Yes, thanks for talking to God......we need to keep praying for Chrissy! Sending the team of "clot-busters" *singing to ghost busters* to get rid of dat baddddd clot, and send it to da curb. Let  us know, Chrissy, how you are doing, ok?

CynCyn you must be so fercited about your son arriving soon! I am fercited for youse, as I love it when my DD's are here.

Tanks Dofey for shaking the X-BS' head off....den mese watching it roll into da bonfire!!!

On that note, guess I will call it a night...so here goes....are ya listening???  "This is a NIGHT"!  Oh, oh, Cyn, have you checked on Stella de Bella de Ball, tonite? She's known for slipping outside when you think she is in bed sleeping. She's gots ta be watched ebbery minute! Keep dem boyz away from her if you kin...esp dat one w/da fugly mole oh his face.

Night Night Hug, Girlz!

Kathieeeeeeeeee

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Paddy, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Paddy replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! then the light goes off. "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Paddy's wife. "Mrs O'Reilly," he says, "Paddy is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?"
"OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs O'Reilly exclaims, "He's peeing in the fridge again!"-

Good morning, Loungettes!

Chirssy!!!!! I am just panting after reading that!!!!

 

CynCyn--next time you go in for rads ask for only female tec hs. I did that, it helped some. The females only uncovered breast that was being nuked, the male tech always uncovered both, no one ever told me why the difference. Of course, they never told me anything about any of the process, so they were at least consistent.

DorKable--thanks for the reminder about no surgery, ever again. Huge sigh of relief. Got to remember that!

 

Kittycat--You know better, "sorry" isn't allowed in the Lounge! Glad to see you back! Lordy, but I pray this one works for you, you've been through soooo much already, it's just NOT FAIR! The dwinkie sound wonderful, though!

DorKable--I visit the bonfire of the Goddesses once in while, too! Bonfires and swamps, seems we've got it all covered now!

Bernie--we've all needed time at one point or another, so we all understand. Welcome back and here's to getting even!

Mema--skeeters are just plain BAD news, no matter where you find them (or they find you)!

Kittycat--radiation was the stupidist choice I've ever made, ever. So wish I could go back and not do that. I still have to deal with the aftereffects every day. No one seems believe that rads is anything but "a piece of cake" but it can be absolutely horrendous.

Chrissy--retail therapy is wonderful! I hope yours is celebratory. Let us know as soon as you know what the scan says.

Bernie--my boob swelled up after rads and never went down. I hated how it felt, burning all the time. That's why I had it taken off . Watch out for abscesses in there!

Goldie--love the melon cocktail! The Tenders need to collect these recipes and make a book, and we all need to add out comments and stories for each drink!

Paula--LOVE Deja Poo! That looks like a wonderful place! Hmmm, maybe time I started planning a vacation. . .

Wahine--was this Tuesday night you got the storm? If so, I got the same one later in the night, first good thunderstorm of the season. Lots of rain, lightning, thunder, some wind, no damage. Poor Sadie shook through the whole thing, though, poor baby.

Mema--OUCH to camel toes!

Bernie--LOL!!

CynCyn--Yeah for good drugs! Good for you for asking, and tears do go a long way. I use them frequently. OK, so I cry at everything these days, so I'm making the best of a bad situation!

Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Drunken Camel
3 oz Beer
2 oz Tequila
1 oz Dark Rum
1 oz Ouzo
Mountain Dew

Directions
Pour the beer, tequila, dark rum and ouzo into a highball glass. Top with mountain dew, to taste, and serve.

And there is my favorite "bumpin buddy"! Morning NM, and now we have 2 camel drinks today on this "Thirsty Thursday".

You know, I had covered a couple more of my tomato plants, with the plant protectors, and some that were same type and same size, I left uncovered. This was just this past weekend. The covered ones have doubled in size!

Jock, dear, please to keep a supply of cold somethings to drink, today I am mowing my big lawn with the push mower because the riding mower will NOT start.  Sick of lokking at the tall grass.  Got to do it in sections, though, cause I gets pooped out and needs to come in and recharge! 

I've discovered a draw back to the nice fenced yard for Sadie.  Now she can run in and out of the house at will, and she is spreading wet and mud EVERYWHERE!  She jumps in her pool and gets wet when she's exicted, then runs in the house dripping.  Gonna have to wash floors regularly this summer, I see.  But she is soooo happy it's worth it1  

OK, back to the yard work now that I've caught my breath.  

Goldie--sounds like George is being a total A$$ho#e.  Time to send DorKable's peeps and have him taken to the swamp? 

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.

Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow. "Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK."

Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon."

After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" she cried excitedly.

"OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' " The couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber.

At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly.

So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big question.

"Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."

"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. " Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the heart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."

"That's close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!"

NM and Bernie, thank you for the curses! He did call and apologize to Darrell, but when your (so called) best friend does you like that, it ain't good. We are already speaking with a "legal" person.

DorK, here is an idea to keep da stink bugs outta you dwink!

My baby Calva, seven months(at the back. she's getting to be a big girl

love the photos bernie, your right she's getting a big girl,  and for geogre, seeing we have a theme today-may the fleas of a thousand camels infest you

Hi Loungette's...Just dropping by to sey hey....busy busy day ....have to say when I woke up this morning (after a very comfortable sleep)...I felt sick as a dog..I hate feeling like that and I never do...I did go back to bed and sleep another 4 hours...Been cleaning all day in prep for DS2 tomoree..I have to be up early (630 ayem) to drive to my parents house then to the airport in Tampa...I sure has hell hope I dont feel like loosing my cookies in the ayem.  I havent had a chance to really read much but I did catch one of Bernies Jokes .the one about peeing in the fridge...lol...and all the camel toes and moose knuckes cwacking me up...Lori never hearing that esspression before...lol....That one pic tho..the large lady.....well, never mind...just ...that has to hurt...I'll bbl for a few cocktails .have to catch the last episode of Walking Dead with DS1. 

Bottoms up gals

Anyone here for Pau Hana? Gosh I have read but am being a bad widdle loungette and not responding cuz too much to sez. All I wanna do is partay. Oh, mese gottzta page Chrissy. HAILO, CHRISSY PLEASE REPORT. I am gonna pop into de HTL chapel before mese partay. I am tinking so much about you and is ascared for you. I LOVE YOU so muchly goil. Sending you some Dorky hugs (((CHRISSY))))

I am going to de raft in mese pool. Don't tail de doctor but it does keep my front quandrant dry, mese pwomise! And tanks all for asking, de dentist was soooo easy. I was in and out in 20 minutes. He jest cemented de crown in mese mouth and vavoom, I am set and can dwink all I want too but want company. 

Before I foyget, has to answer NM query -- the Prius I have is a hybrid so you never need worry about running out of power/gas and getting stuck. They do have plug-ins only but in researching a bit, de milleage is not much different on the hybrid and the plug in's cost more. Definately the way to go if you travel many miles. I tail ya, I love mese own car. I've had four Infinitis now and nebber thought I'd find a more fun car to drive. It a berry neat widdle car. I has to give it back tomorree as mese just got the call that my car is all bixed.  I wil be happy to have my own ride back but will miss dat Prius. 

You goils with de camels, OMG! and Lori dat pic, I can't talk about it eidder. hehe.

Love all yese. Now come partay as mese pool. You will find me floating. Don't tail my doctor and no body hollar at mese. Or into de fire you go!!

Cheers!

Good Show...like it..didnt think I would.

Hiya goils...cant stay too long...Im worn out foah shoah..all dat cleaning and running around...picked up a ice cream cake for DS2 for graduation and birthday busy busy busy...sigh..and now just burnt ay em will be here early...so down the hatch goils and I will visit tomoree pee em. 

(( Chrissy )) .....hope you are back soon so we can all stop worrying. 

I had not heard of camel toes before Kati-oh and uhh, I tink I wishes dat I still didnt know.

who's dwinking wat? and when is dis big off mese been hearing so much bout????? I been practicing feeling tings den checking to see if mese feel is accurate. I will bese a gwatliest judge at de big off. And to de chickens, it will be your loss ~making chicken noises~ hehehe.

You goils so fun. I tank God for all yese goils (all dough me wishes dat wese not in de klub wese in. One word...FURB! An a baiter werd, CHEERS!! now let's plan de big off. Anybuddy fer frieddey night as in tomorreeee? So furcited!!!! 

Hugs and love and still praying for our Aussie goil ♥