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HAD TO SHARE - SMILE!!
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Camel Toes...
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"0 -
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Arrgh!
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Bwing on dat vodka filled watermelon!! Goldie, licked my computer screen to taste that Prosciutto and Melon Cocktail...ummmmmmmmmmm delicious!!
Can't say I did the same with the camel toe...euuuuwwwww..Now what kind of gal would have that going on down there??
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LMAO Sue, bout you sayin you looked like camel toe after da skitters got ya where da sun don't shine....THEN you post da pic of sum camel toes.....toooo hilarious!!!!! Glad you had such a nice time with your DH last night!
Den our Bernie posts da pic of da camel, den the spiked watermelon, den de funnneeeee condom yolk......LOL!!!!!
CHrissy, mese lubs ta shop too, so when Sue bows out, den mese will join you foah some retail therapy! Had to laff though bout you habbing to go printer shopping....as I have THREE hooked up to my puter in case one acts up, one thats laser just for B/W, then a good photo one, etc. PLUS an extra one still in da box! And of course lots of extra ink! I hate some printers though that make you buy ALL colors, even if you only want to print b/w, can't do it without ink in all da colors. Its a racket!!!! You end up spending MORE on ink than on the printer, so you might want to read some reviews and see which ones use less ink, or the ink costs lesss, etc. GOOD LUCK, but esp on seeing if that clot is GONE!!!
Well, more to write, but gotz ta get ready and go shopping (!), and run some errands. Will ketchup wid youse all latah....
Latah gatahs.....
Katwinka-dedwinka-deshoppah
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Jest got this from my dad...Speaking of camels, sheik's, golf clubs(?)...
A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being
held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the
robber's head, knocking him unconscious.
"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a
member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you
anything you desire as a reward."
The golfer glances at his golf
bag.
"Some new golf clubs would be nice," he says.
Two weeks later, the Sheikh's secretary calls him
up.
"We've got your golf clubs," she says, "but the Sheik would like to
apologize to you in advance: only three of them have swimming pools."0 -
OOOOOO yeah...the gal with the camel toe musta been tipsy...0 -
Good one Wahine...I had to share with my golf playing DH!!
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Bernieellen, you crack me up! Falling over from the radiation swelled boob! I still drop things all the time and blame it on neuropathy. Now I can blame my clumsiness on radiation!
Camel toes and melons! This is a crazy day at the htl.
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Hi girls,
I am pooping in for a quick dwinky then have to head to the dentist to get my crown cemented back in. I hope the crown is alright and I do not need to replace it.
I will be thinking of Cyndie at her rad appointment. and I am sending lots prayers to Chrissy -also hoping for a sailabration tomorree!!!
Love to all of you, will catch up with you wonderful goils later!
Cheers!
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Hey Dahhlinks! I'm back...ready for Pau Hana....Gots me a wodka n 7...who's ready for a dwinkie or two or tree?
Bernie - LOL jes love that you are back...puttin a smile on all our faces...ewe da bestest...weelly! Is dat melon full a wodka too? Looks like a poifeck summer dwink...in fact...mese jes may try n tap a melon meself one day soonliest.
WaWa - You done shoppin/errands yet? Com'on, les dwink. Got a toikey breast in da oven...n da sides ready ta go. Yum!
Kay - Y the Arrggh...wassup? Com'on you can share wif us. Spill it goil...mese promise mese still wuv ewe!
Paula - seriously...dey gots a gazillion pics of goils with dat going on if you google it. Too funny huh. I bet u saw em when you found da 'real' camel toes. LOL
Ooops - tink mese bumped Kittycat....lemme git Mr Pants to refill dat dwink fer ya...hang on goil!
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SusieQ, Are you still here??? I can't see you, but Pants ran off a few minutes ago.....hmmmmm.......might he be meeting you out back??? LOL. Hope youse iz still dwinkin! Jest got back...hate running errands when it is so hot, but now have an icy cold Seagrams/Diet Coke, so all is well with the world again! Did you like the show last night? I've been taping it, but haven't even seen the 1st episode yet. Wanted to watch X Factor or whatever it is, with Sharon Osbourne, so had to do the treadmill, since it was on the DVR. I watch so many shows, can't keep em straight!
Paula, OMG all those REAL Camel Toes!!! Thats a riot.
Sooooooo who's around for some dwinks???? The Tattie Tenders and Wenches are filling the bar up with all sorts of purdy dwinks....c'mon galz....lets partay!
Hoping all is well with Cyn and Chrissy today! Dorkie, hope your crown goes on well and can be saved!!
Slainte! (wish I had the right mark, Bernie, but our keyboards don't have that!)
Katharina
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LOL WAWA....aaaahhhahahahahaha....specially dat las one a dwunk camel...tooo funny. Mr Pants had a big secret to tail me...actually show me...wink wink. He n Jock n Snowboy got wind of our plan to hab da exposay of Mr Big n Bigger...so day gonna be 'showin' der own 'luggage' to all us goils tanite....I tail em dat until wese sees da Big n Bigger dat mese can't possibly comment on ders. So when's wese gonna do dis...ifin wese don't soon wese gonna hab alll kinda 'flauntine' goin on at da HTL tanite.
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Oh...forget to tail ya...yea...goot moobie...#3 comes on in bout 45 mins...glad wese gots a DVR...mese hate commercials.
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WooHoo, let them flaunt!!! Not sure when our Big-Off is....gotz ta ask Dorkie. Luv how all the guys are trying to show off their "stuff"!
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LOL - I'm with ewe...a little (or big) eye-candy never hurt nobody. OOOppps...didn't mean da splash ya WaWa...but mese cudn't stop Pants from grabbing me n throwing me in da pewl!! Da water does feels goot doh! A nudder, almost sed nuder dis nekkiness messin wif mese...seagram/diet coke coming right up!!
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tanx foah da dwinkie, Suzie....what are youse dwinkin????
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wodka tanite....on my last one tho....gotta get up early for followup appt with PCP in da morning. Gonna ask if he thinks I need to do da endoscopy thingy. Thinkin I shud...jes to be on safe side..we'll see.
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SALVATION in the form of a little pill and I have 40 of them..thank you goils for encouraging me to ask..a little tears helped too...so please esscusse me as I may have problems remember all that goes on for bit.....If I didnt know before (I did..I think there was a song and I think it had something to do with Sharon Osborne or her show or sumtin) there is no way I couldnt know now...camel toe...goils...you's sooo funnee...and Bernie...chit woman..you got me rolling on the floor constantly and its not because I fell over either...(I'll use the lopsided boobie in the future tho) but because of your pics and your "organ" joke.
Sues....Toikey and not on a holiday...lol..I know its edible other times of the year also but it ruines it for me on the holidays if I eat it any other time of the year..I did it one year because wally world had it so cheap and it pissed me off that I wasnt able to enjoy it at its fullest when it came time in the fall/winter....has anyone ever tried Turduckin?? There is a place in Sarastoa up the road a ways that is notorious for it and has been on food network because of it..would like to try it some day ..maybe on a holiday... last Turkey day my family...and my ex-PB ate a dutch resturant because my parents kitchen was being remodeled...I hate eating out on a holiday that is meant to be spent at home..or someone elses home..just a home...My parents had us trek to Plymouth a couple of times when we were young ...pissed me off.....well well.....just wait till I get going in November.
I guess I should shut up now...lol...see what happens when Im on good drugs?? Soaking the foob in saltwater rags ..its my weekend and Im going to work on healing oh..and cleaning for DS2's arrival..I picked up book one of 3.............. ha...The Hunger Games....you all thought I picked up that 50 shades didnt you...ehhhh....sry goils..but I am considering picking up a microphone soon...its been a while...TMI....
Oh...one more thing STELLA is just the most fabulous addition to our home...although she is a wodka lush..but to each his own poison....and not a mention of mole boy the whole time..I think she forgot about the slots ..I just have to keep her away from the beach ...she may catch on then....whoops....
TTYL Ladies..... xoxo
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What movie??? I have da DVR...I'll never remember it.
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Cyn It is the 3-episode movie of The Hatfields and the McCoys. I have taped it but haven't watched any of it yet. Sue might let us know if it is worth watching or not. What place is that in Sarasota? Might try it...had heard of Turducken (or turduckin) but never had it. My relatives live in Sarasota (moved there from HI), and since we will be in LongBoat Key, that will be close. GLAD youse gotz sum drugs now....YIPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Where are Karen, and Gail and Kristy?
Hugs, Yay for Drugs, and Beer Mugs,
Kit 'n Katdoodle
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who'z dwinking?
buwp. oopzee's, xuse mese. ooops, gotta go but b back. pants, oh my, dont do dat. mese takenn.
omg
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LMAO Dorty....
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iz dere a partay here dis ebbening? mese cant see stwaight cuz meese dwunkliest and my hammock, why is in de pool? and Pants, waat on erff did mese do with you? me tink me had too much liiker, too may fukkitols and too may percotinis. I can't figger out all dis about camels. Cuz mese can't read cuz mese cant see, nuuu uhh, no can do. Pan'ts dahling-ading, can you read to mese or tail me about de camels?
oh, dat mese Cyndie obber dere. Pan'ts take mese to where she is, mese cant walk toos goodly so pick me up if mese falls down. ok, be right dere Cyn. nay else partayengg?
~hiccup~ I need a dwink. One of you big guys, hook me up eh? oh jest wemembarred de big off is coming. ha get it, coming soon. tehehehe. and de query remains, to feel or view? witch gives de most accurate way to see de truth? ok den. gone for a dwink, dere no soybis here.
oh my, i jest falled down. i was laughing at sumting. who hailp me git up, sumboddy palesse. oh, mese has to pee. where is de bafroom, cant see from de floor hehehehe. i jest lauff. ooohhh, gotta go, mese be back.
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I am back. Tank you Pants but I am nessapointed in you todey. I had not wealized you was with Mema Sue playing with her and showing her yer goods. No more dan an hour later, you showing mese and tailing me I is your goil and begga me to bese with you til deaf does apart/til I killya. You broke mese fart boy. Don't tawk to mese. And tank a ewe whoebber you was for picking me up off de floor.
I read the posts and by golly, I am jest too buzzed to comment to ebbery body.
I do haz to ask God a few tings for Chrissy. I am tinking berry positive tauts for her cuz she is porbably in de doctor now having de US. I pray that the clot is gone gone gone so no no no more tests and crazy flucating numbers. Mese no like dat dwug dat does dat in dat way. I hope it did its ting so she trow it to de curb. Tinking tinking tinking. Had mese eyes closed in deep prayers for good news to come soon. I loves ya Chrissy. I see Sue and Kathy dere too. I was napping wen de ufo came and it left. It could have honked its horn or whatebber type o noise de ufo makes when picking ep de loungetties. I so sad I not dere. WE LOVE YOU CHRISSY AND ARE ROUTING FOR YOU! Three ya CB THREE YA CB TREE YA YA YA...dat is de GO CHRISSY cheer.
Mema, wishing you a good bisit with your doctdoor in de aye em.
uhh ohh, mese b back. got to got steps on pedometer by pumpkin tyhme, gota shake los...oh, i mean walk.walk fer $$$$ i am typing one hand n shakin de pedometer like i m votchally shakin katy's xbs. waanna bwake her head off den kick it like a soccer ball so dat it falls de hail off. hate dat goil/biotch. b bak sfter midnight/pumpkin yhyme... yippeee!
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